Saturday, June 30, 2007

Caseyworld™ vs. Reality

First for historical perspective… lets look at a few of the comments Casey made last night (kudos to all the CaseyPedia gang for the quick transcript).

Casey Said:

From his opening statement..

On His Marriage…
CASEY “no talking about my family. Sorry guys, I wanna respect their wishes, but we're not gonna talk about it. And I will just say that we are communicating, we are in contact, and it's not as bad as everybody's talking, you know, says out there. Things are definitely not as bad. And so, that's all I can really say, and no, I didn't leave my wife stranded. I've been sending money home, which is great”

CASEY (choking laughter) Again, we're not gonna talk about the marriage, so I can't give you my answer.”

The Truth? He has not spoken with Steve, he has had token conversations with his mom, and Galina has not spoken to him via phone since he abandoned her. Galina and Casey have had some logistical email exchanges, BUT THAT’S it. If you didn’t abandon your wife, why does she think so? When she wrote to you that you abandoned her, why didn’t you deny it??… because you did abandon her… YOU LEFT YOUR WIFE HIGH AND DRY – CREDIT RUINED, TRUST DESTROYED, BROKE, HURT, and every other freaking adjective you can throw in there…


Next up Caseyworld™ vs. Reality: On the Subject of Claiming to be Financially Supporting His Abandoned Wife
[to be continued]

107 comments:

  1. Anonymous5:12 PM

    First Bitches...

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  2. Murst as in Urban Dictionary, loozerz.

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  3. Anonymous5:17 PM

    ok.. i have never done this before... no first.. no murst... so I call...

    FIRST JIM

    stick around.. this has potential to be real good...

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  4. Hey T!

    I suspect Casey will find more than his Lost Mittens at court on Thursday.

    Any word on when the looser is coming back? Served with divorce papers wrt abandonnment at the airport?

    Delete if necessary, Rob :>

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  5. @ Duane,
    FIRST JIM
    Judge Ignore Mode?
    tee hee

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  6. Hey, Schnappy! <3

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  7. Anonymous5:19 PM

    FMW..

    It was my first try at being first at something... whoever coined JIM is a genious.. it FITS...

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  8. Duane LeGate said...
    whoever coined JIM is a genious..


    That would be my Miguel. He's dreamy.

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  9. Anonymous5:21 PM

    Hey Mark,

    Just wanna say best of luck with your LIABLE suit, and I hope you get laid real soon.

    Hef

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  10. Anonymous5:23 PM

    judge judy says WTF

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  11. Anonymous5:25 PM

    I am going to throw the book at him,murse wearing little tard.

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  12. Anonymous5:26 PM

    In case you missedit -MURST IS NOW A REAL WORD!

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=murst

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  13. I'm listening to some of this talkcast. And I stand by my previous assertions: sociopath? Not a chance. This is a clueless, ignorant, immature little shit. Nothing more, nothing less.

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  14. Carryover from last thread - want to make sure Duane sees it.

    @Duane,

    Amen, brother. I can count on the fingers of one hand (and I don't think I need my thumb) the number of people who have taken specific action to stop Casey's madness (and I use that term consciously). You, Mark, Annie (email to G), r-boy (maybe just noise) ... calling #4 or #5...

    The rest of us sit on the sidelines and cheer or snipe.

    Since I was on the road last night, I called into the fraudcast from storm ridden DFW airport rather than listen through PC. I didn't intend (that word will always have a different meaning for me now) to talk to KC, just listen. But, when he called on me, two earlier marguaritas said "talk to the litle fuck". The thing I took away from my little talk with him was that instead of just knowing in my head, I now felt in my gut, that he wouldn't stop hurting himself and others until someone external stopped him.

    So, godspeed to Mark and you.

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  15. Note: see KC's comments on IAFF

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  16. At 5:00 PM, T said...
    ENDGAME

    Yeah, if you were my brother I would kick your motherfucking ass when you came home.

    ^ The money shot.


    Thank you, ma'am. As you know, talking to the little shit is different than just typing words at him. I wanted to reach through the phone line and choke his slender delicate little throat.

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  17. tom said...
    I stand by my previous assertions: sociopath? Not a chance.



    O RLY?


    Profile of the Sociopath

    * Glibness and Superficial Charm

    * Manipulative and Conning
    They never recognize the rights of others and see their self-serving behaviors as permissible. They appear to be charming, yet are covertly hostile and domineering, seeing their victim as merely an instrument to be used. They may dominate and humiliate their victims.

    * Grandiose Sense of Self
    Feels entitled to certain things as "their right."

    * Lack of Realistic Life Plan/Parasitic Lifestyle
    Tends to move around a lot or makes all encompassing promises for the future, poor work ethic but exploits others effectively.

    * Criminal or Entrepreneurial Versatility
    Changes their image as needed to avoid prosecution. Changes life story readily.

    * Lack of Remorse, Shame or Guilt
    A deep seated rage, which is split off and repressed, is at their core. Does not see others around them as people, but only as targets and opportunities. Instead of friends, they have victims and accomplices who end up as victims. The end always justifies the means and they let nothing stand in their way.

    * Shallow Emotions
    When they show what seems to be warmth, joy, love and compassion it is more feigned than experienced and serves an ulterior motive. Outraged by insignificant matters, yet remaining unmoved and cold by what would upset a normal person. Since they are not genuine, neither are their promises.

    * Callousness/Lack of Empathy
    Unable to empathize with the pain of their victims, having only contempt for others' feelings of distress and readily taking advantage of them.

    * Irresponsibility/Unreliability
    Not concerned about wrecking others' lives and dreams. Oblivious or indifferent to the devastation they cause. Does not accept blame themselves, but blames others, even for acts they obviously committed.

    * Pathological Lying
    Has no problem lying coolly and easily and it is almost impossible for them to be truthful on a consistent basis. Can create, and get caught up in, a complex belief about their own powers and abilities. Extremely convincing and even able to pass lie detector tests.

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  18. Endgame said...

    I wanted to reach through the phone line and choke his slender delicate little throat.


    I can definitely relate. The boy is maddening.

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  19. At 5:17 PM, Duane LeGate said...
    ...stick around.. this has potential to be real good...


    OK, second Bass Ale opened - ready for some Sat nite fun!

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  20. I admit, I caved & peeked at the kangatards comments & Oz pics.

    I was terribly bemused by two pictures:
    kangatard being attacked by a kangaroo and,
    Casey looking perplexed by a "Smart" car.

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  21. KC Comment on IAFF about Caseypedia fraudcast transcript:

    [Link to “hater” site removed. I changed my mind. There is some good content but they need to clean up their act before I will link to them.]


    Yeah - like that'll ever happen!

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  22. JIM is fine but for Casey it has to be the Legal Ignore Mode Process. Yep, Casey is LIMP again.

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  23. Anonymous5:47 PM

    @endgame...

    Thanks for the remarks...

    Im on my 2nd two buck chuck glass myself...

    all 3 of my boys are in timeout for the rest of the evening (long day-boys will be boys)... wife sprained shoulders and neck playing tennis so shes in bed sfter taking a few aspirin and a few glasses of wine.. so I am here with my 2 dogs.. my wine.. and my computer...

    like I said.. this one has potential...

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  24. Anonymous5:50 PM

    ROB>>> LIMP!!!!!

    sorry Miguel.. LIMP has just overtaken JIM as my newest favorite word...

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  25. Anonymous5:52 PM

    @Dimes.. 2/3rds of your question will be answered tonight...

    AND fwiw.. its beyond damage control... he doesnt really believe it yet though

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  26. Casey un-linked Caseypedia. He had a change of heart, and he's not going to link to those no-good Haterz™.

    [Link to “hater” site removed. I changed my mind. There is some good content but they need to clean up their act before I will link to them.]

    Guess he showed us!

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  27. Schnapps @ 4:45 PM:
    (Carryover from last thread, as the question
    deserves to be addressed.)

    ”...if everything of value, per the contract excerpt you quoted above, is in Marty's name so he doesn't lose too much money on this effort, does that mean he, legally, has the right to all proceeds from the book? This would mean that Casey, indeed, has been conned.”

    Ok, great question, but please understand I can’t answer it in GREAT detail without interpreting all the contract elements outside the scope of a judicial setting. To do such would be Unauthorized Practice of Law (UPL), and I ain’t goin there. I’m sure you understand, as a UPL threat is commonly what many Civil Defense Attorneys try to press against Pro Pers (sometimes with merit, mostly as bluff and good lawyering however).

    Having said that, I’ll pose a hypothetical for illustration purposes only.

    Were two people (or the smarter of them) wanting to conceal the bulk of US generated profit from both deserving creditors and the IRS, they could set in place a means and method to first capture funds, and then hide capital through holding entities (off-shore or otherwise).

    One (or both) may even take a trip to Australia or some other country adjacent to Malaysia or other shelter known locations, where holding companies are common and unreachable (for all intent and purpose) by US entities. Such folks might control the holding entity as equals, or one of them (the smarter) holds the real power, and it may otherwise appear (at face) to be a legitimate business concern.

    Executing the scheme above is not expensive and certainly not difficult. Establishing an off-shore hold can be done (excluding transpiration costs), for well under a grand. Rather cost-effective to achieve a corrupt end, I’d say. That is, especially if one were motivated to conceal the bulk of projected profits; while whining to creditors and the IRS they’ve no money... Are you catching the drift?

    Granted there are them who might claim, ‘but the players here are stupid’ -- their venture is so inept, it won’t make any money.’ And while that may be true, the opposite may also play into my little hypothetical. But again, I’m not goin there just yet. ;)

    Hope this sheds some light on the con of con?

    ~Mark

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  28. Anonymous5:54 PM

    So what does LosMitt want casey to do by Sunday?

    Shut down blog?

    Cancel book?

    He never said on the talkpoo cast.

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  29. OK, second Bass Ale opened - ready for some Sat nite fun!

    I'm gonna admit something, read twice and still say it. I'm drinking a Michelob Ultra Amber and it is a very decent summer beer. The aroma and flavor is mild but it drinks cold with small bubbles a little carmel and finishes clean. Almost like Asahi Dry in that last. No wierd or chemically tastes or odors. $10 for 12 and low calorie to boot. Throw me out of the Secret Order of Brew Snobs but for the category this gets the job done.

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  30. @LMP

    Thanks for the "answer".

    I have a few more things to ask, but like I said, I'm content to wait and see.

    Meanwhile, I'll just giggle into my beer over here and wait for the festivities to begin :>

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  31. At 5:54 PM, Hatar The Horrible said...
    So what does LosMitt want casey to do by Sunday?


    Moot point - LMP withdrew that option.

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  32. [Link to “hater” site removed. I changed my mind. There is some good content but they need to clean up their act before I will link to them.]

    LOL! Like they asked him to, in the first place! HE wants it cleaned up before HE will link to it!

    ORLY, Napolean Serin?

    He really does think he's a mover and a shaker, don't he?

    LMP & Duane, let's move and shake the little fucker tonight. I have a nice London Broil and some nice asparagus (that I did'nt have to beg for) all ready for the grill (which i own), and a cold Guiness Stout (and legal too!), let the games begin!

    I like your illustration, LMP, an angle I'll be honest I never suspected. I never figured Case...er, "someone" would'nt have the balls to try something like that! I guess you need a "mentor" to rise to that level of crime, huh?

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  33. Endgame said...
    Moot point - LMP withdrew that option.


    He did? Where did he say this? (Not doubting you, just want to see.)

    Also: SOMEBODY START THE DANG TALKPOO

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  34. Anonymous6:08 PM

    OK.. heres what makes me laugh..

    MARK TOLD CASEY in front of the world he was going down this path... remember Caseys response? He thought Mark was bluffing...

    NOW... Casey is crying no fair.. in the real world Casey.. words mean things.. I know thats foreign to you.. but the rest of us get it.

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  35. So the question becomes -- what is the Australian/Malaysian counterpart to California's "Hammar Investments"...? ;-Ăž

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  36. Endgame @ 6:01 PM:
    ”Moot point - LMP withdrew that option.”

    Yup, shore-nuff did. I was acting in good faith by offering the time to think, trying to give the arrogant little cuss some options. He posts private, expressly non-public information to the web? Hey, piss on `um, if this boy wants to play hard ball? I got hot tip for him... Aimed straight for his scrawny little backside! ;)

    @ The Dude

    Love the video clip, too funny!

    ~Mark

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  37. Anonymous6:11 PM

    Is this TalkShoe still on?

    http://www.talkshoe.com/talkshoe/web/talkCast.jsp?masterId=38858&cmd=tc

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  38. At 6:08 PM, WeWantTheFunk said...
    Endgame said...
    Moot point - LMP withdrew that option.

    He did? Where did he say this? (Not doubting you, just want to see.)


    KC added this to latest IAFF post:

    Just received an email from Mark about this post:

    ==== start of email ====

    Mr. Serin & Mr. SXXXXXX:
    With respect to Mr. Serin’s blog topic concerning our dealings, posted at or about 9:22 PM this evening. Please be advised that my previous offer to meet and confer in the hope of resolving our differences is hereby withdrawn. There shall be no settlement discussions prior to Ex Parte’ hearing set as previously indicated. Once again in the latter regard you shall be given additional notices of hearing, once the subject complaint is filed and a court Department established.

    Respectfully,
    Mark Villaseñor

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  39. :::cheerleader mode on:::

    My fav EN words:

    Fliptard (another Urban Dictonary official KC word),
    Trolltard,
    Tavtard (Tavington)
    Fucktard.
    Not to be confused with Haterz.
    I also like the little (TM) thingy.
    Tee Hee

    :::Cheerleader mode off:::

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  40. Anonymous6:13 PM

    Watch out Ventura country, Rob Dawg is drinking!

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  41. Anonymous6:13 PM

    There is something about LMP and Duane that feels sickening.

    I do not get joy from Casey's situation.

    ...I think I am starting to pity him, even as I watch him continue on with no idea on what he is doing.

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  42. Anonymous6:13 PM

    "He did? Where did he say this? (Not doubting you, just want to see.)"

    On IAFF, Casey has LMP's response to Casey posting his original emailed notice. In that, Mark says that the Sunday deadline is revoked and that the 7/5 court date is on.

    FWIW, I've listened LMP on the podcast and read both EN and IAFF today, and I still have no idea what LMP's specific complaint(s) against Casey are...

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  43. I wonder if Casey has an inkling of what's coming in the next few installments tonight.
    I know but that's only because I'm the one assembling them as fast as they are released and forwarded.

    Blog note: I anyone looking at the pictures and enjoying them? I can switch to all text if no one likes them.

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  44. Anonymous6:14 PM

    also, while I support Marks efforts 100%... I think Mark doesnt really know who he is messing with... lets think about how the deck is stacked...

    Casey has a "Power Team" - Mark doesnt
    Casey has "Massive Focused Action" - Mark doesnt
    Casey has "Layers" - Mark doesnt
    Casey has a "Massive comeback story to tall" - Mark doesnt
    Casey runs with the big "Power Casino Brokers" - Mark doesnt
    Casey has "SupporterZ" - Mark doesnt
    Casey has a thing called "Mocha" - Mark doesnt
    Casey is "World Famous" - Mark isnt

    The deck is stacked against Mark... it aint pretty.. God Speed.

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  45. EN wouldn't be EN without the pics, Rob.

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  46. I am having problems discerning whether or not Duane is being sarcastic in his last comment.

    More beer must be the answer.

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  47. Anonymous6:17 PM

    The pictures are occasionally entertaining, but usually pretty dumb. As has been requested numerous times, please host them on the site rather than random sites so that "www.gaypics.com" or whatever doesn't show up in browser histories at work.

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  48. Of course, Duane's last comment begs the question: Who DOES Mark run with?

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  49. Anonymous6:18 PM

    DAWG>>> Dont go to text.. you have the most hysterical pics.. they are worth the wait...

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  50. Hey "Dude", wherever you are... there are probably people around who would call in to the talkcast if you started it. Or if someone started one. Mark? ;)

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  51. Yea, pics are good except that one of Casey with his head up his butt. Really gross.
    Is that KC?
    PS,
    I really do have a casino deal, on the internet anyway, yea baby!
    LOL

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  52. I think the Picturez™ add a dimension to the blog that would be sad to lose, it's too much fun to figure out what you're telegraphing us, or what later makes perfect sense, but at first glance makes no sense at all... It's like...it's like our own version of the Davinci Code!

    The Dawg Code™!!!!

    "The truth is in the Picturez™

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  53. Peppermint Schnapps and beer, Yummy.

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  54. Not really a peppermint fan.

    Rootbeer. Or peach.

    Or some of those obscure Eastern European varieties that are nearly unpronounceable.

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  55. FMW, you are truly brave mixing those two...

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  56. Schnapps foolishly opines thus:
    I am having problems discerning whether or not Duane is being sarcastic in his last comment.

    More beer must be the answer.


    No my dear Schnapps. More beer is the QUESTION. "Yes" is the answer.

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  57. Anonymous6:22 PM

    A growing part of me is terrified as to how this will end.

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  58. They go together like your mouse and pencil.
    (-:
    Disclaimer: I am of age to drink and all bars are walking distance.

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  59. Anonymous6:23 PM

    Is there a talkcast going on? It says live but there's no "just listen" button and I don't download software without a good reason. Will there be a transcript, I hope??

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  60. Schnapps said...

    Not really a peppermint fan.


    Me neither. Got really drunk on peppermint schnapps once. Never again.

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  61. Okay, Beer and peppermint Altoids.

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  62. Anonymous6:24 PM

    ok this is from the past.. but for whatever reason it just came back to me.. on Casey being a moocher...

    remember I met Casey and Galina in San Fran... Casey has just shut down the blog and promised to get a job... I invited them to dinner.. Casey was looking pale, and thin (as described from earlier)... we ordered an appetizer.. then we ordered dinner.. Casey had another appetizer for dinner... I told him to order something... Eat for goodness sakes...

    he waits until the waiter comes up and says...

    "got any Beluga Caviar?"

    my throat had a knot for a broef second.. until the waiter said no...

    whatta guy

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  63. Anonymous said...

    A growing part of me is terrified as to how this will end.


    TERRIFIED? C'mon, now. You're putting way too much on it.

    Take some off.

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  64. @Rob

    Thanks for clearing that up. Being immersed in social constructivism for too many years often tends to confuse which is the question and which is the answer.

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  65. Anonymous6:26 PM

    he waits until the waiter comes up and says...

    "got any Beluga Caviar?"


    LOL. Our one and only little Turdflake.

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  66. "got any Beluga Caviar?"

    More semi-vegan goodness...

    With this kind of attitude, how long until Casey gets shanked in prison? 5 minutes? 10 minutes?

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  67. Anonymous6:29 PM

    I get a little frisky when i drink.

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  68. Yea, Duane, I can relate. I bought a millionaire friend of mine a drink once.
    His annual parties (New Years and 4th of July) are open bar, food everywhere, big tents, fireworks. So I thought, "He buys drinks for everyone, I get him one tonight for Halloween".
    My bar bill was $55.00 for 2 beers and his cocktail.
    Johnny Walker Blue.

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  69. @Duane

    Beluga caviar - that is hilarious (now, after the fact). What a sponge.

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  70. Anonymous6:31 PM

    OK... when I said this could get interesting... I just DIDNT KNOW...

    To the PRICK that sent this..I Have your IP... And here is what i PROMISE... you will not win...

    was just forwarded this from one of the team...


    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    From: CPS Oversight [mailto:cpsoversight@yahoo.com]
    Sent: Saturday, June 30, 2007 5:53 PM
    To: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
    Subject: Duane LeGate has serious anger issues



    Hello,


    I heard a radio call show the other day where this extremely angry person with obvious anger management issues called in and acted rather ridiculous. I later found out his name was Duane LeGate.



    I found his name on the net and it is my hope that he is no longer associated with your organization, for I can say that here in the bay area of California anyone associated with Mr. LeGate will not be taken seriously or dealt with. Many here feel he is emotionally unstable.



    He demonstrated such childish behavior that I would hope someone in your organization would step up and denounce his behavior. It was filled with such anger that clearly if he has any under age children then CPS needs to be called right away!!



    I just wanted to bring this to your attention so you could distance yourselves from such a rude and legally problematic individual.



    He will clearly have troubles with the law if he continues with such bizarre behavior.



    Thank you,

    CPSOversight


    You wanna see anger issues... press on ... press on...

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  71. Anonymous6:31 PM

    Turdflake is going to get shanked the moment he walks up to the leader of a black gang and says "What up, homes?" The only question is whether it will be the homeboys or Arayan Nation that puts him down "FIRST!"

    It would make for one helluva funny reality show to watch him get his ass-kicked.

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  72. Anonymous6:32 PM

    Knows how to hold her LICKER,wink,wink.

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  73. CPSOversight.
    What is that?

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  74. Child protective services is my guess. Wow.

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  75. Folks, its a Yahoo! email address.

    I doubt CPS would use yahoo. They'd use their government email address.

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  76. Anonymous6:36 PM

    ok.. on my 3rd glass of 2-Buck.. feeling feisty..

    I have to admit, I am selfish - i learned from the Master - CASEY.. I only send Christmas cards after I receive one - saves money ;)

    Does Caseys recent post-
    "Mark Villasenor and Duane LeGate are both good at the win-his-trust-then-back-stab-him-later game. Very good! And both have a problem with their temper. Going off on everybody if something doesn’t work their way. "

    Does that mean I wont be getting a card from him? Enquring minds want to know..

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  77. I'll send you a Christmas card, Duane, just in case you don't get one from Casey.

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  78. Duane,

    Did he send that email to a business associate of yours?

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  79. Is is not nice to send fake law enforcement letters to people who impersonate legal entities.
    Is that camp idiot or Casey's people.
    same/same imo.

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  80. Anonymous6:41 PM

    I'll send you a Christmas card, Duane, just in case you don't get one from Casey.

    Why would he care about that? You're just another W2 looser, not a world famous blogger.

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  81. Anonymous6:42 PM

    At 6:05 PM, Mouse And Pencil said...
    I have a nice London Broil and some nice asparagus (that I did'nt have to beg for) all ready for the grill (which i own), and a cold Guiness Stout (and legal too!), let the games begin!

    Sorry to be off topic :) but I'm wondering if you marinate your London Broil and how long do you cook it? And BTW guinness stout is best when consumed at room temp.

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  82. Anonymous6:42 PM

    beluga caviar! that is too much. what a high roller.

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  83. @ Dawg

    Keep the pix, they are half the fun of your posts.

    walt526 @ 6:31 PM:
    ’It would make for one helluva funny reality show to watch him get his ass-kicked.”

    Kicked? Walt, I don’t think that’s what they’ve in mind.

    @ Duane

    Guess I’m off the Holiday list too. :-)~

    ~Mark

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  84. Anonymous6:44 PM

    Is anyone else here embrassed for following the casey drama?

    Its like enjoying the Jerry Springer show or Oprah.... cant tell nobody!!!!

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  85. @walt

    I am not a W2 looser. I don't even know what a W2 is.

    After all, I live in Canada. :)

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  86. >> Michelob Ultra Amber

    I just threw up in my mouth a little.
    Sorry Dawg.

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  87. Duane will have real reason to worry when the next email comes from EmperorOfTheKnownUniverse @gmail.com.

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  88. Anonymous6:46 PM

    It was sent to a team member.. she said it hit her junk mail... so Im sure I will have a few others from other team members show up..

    Its obvious its either one of caseys people or Martys... either way... 2 things...

    one.. doesnt matter how much you complain.. I dont think I will fire myself.. and two...

    Marty, Casey - if thats your people - I will hurt you.. you hear that?? If not you have no worries...

    I am a child advocate.. I sit on boards of non profits that would make you all cry... you wanna bring my children into something... you will have a war you will never win, and i will never let up on... wanna play?? game on..

    now off my high horse and back onto the serious subject at hand which is making fun of Casey...

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  89. Anonymous6:46 PM

    Chill out Duane, there is no way in hell CPS uses Yahoo freemail for official correspondence.

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  90. Is anyone else here embrassed for following the casey drama?
    No, showed people at work. Former Mortgage Brokers. They were the ones who should be embarrassed.

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  91. @Ha38349

    No marinade tonight, I usually like Basque, or I try something random, or I use a rub. Tonight, a combo of rub and pepper. I have to use a gas grill (no charchoal in this complex), so I cook it on low heat, pretty simple. I'm just learning the Art of The Grill™, for any cool tips you'd have to ask my gourmet chef brother in law.

    I know Guiness show be drunk cold, i started drinking in England at 16, and learned how it's done. :) I like it cold, it's me. I'll drink it warm, but cold is better.

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  92. >> Turdflake is going to get shanked the moment he ...

    Casey's mannerisms of mumbling and avoiding direct eye contact mean he will get into trouble.

    According to Dr. Prison, the average prisoner has a 20% chance of getting raped, an 40% chance of getting stabbed, and an 80% chance of getting beaten.

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  93. Caviar?!?!?! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAHAHAAHA Did he lean over and ask the neighboring table, "Excuse me, do you have any Grey Poupon?"

    Mr. Suffisticated™ strikes again!

    Ugh, can't stand caviar. Blech.

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  94. Anonymous6:51 PM

    According to Dr. Prison, the average prisoner has a 20% chance of getting raped, an 40% chance of getting stabbed, and an 80% chance of getting beaten.

    Yes, but you forgot that Turdflake will surely make sure that everyone in Cell Block D knows that he's well above average within mere minutes of his arrival. With the help of Marty, he has a viral marketing campaign already in the works.

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  95. Um, new post, folks.

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  96. Anonymous6:54 PM

    It's a yahoo address. Yahoo already logs the IPs. If you really want, you can probably trace back to the ISP, request their logs and get the true user's name.

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  97. Anonymous6:55 PM

    Mouse... thanks... I needed the giggle...

    "Excuse me, do you have any Grey Poupon?"

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  98. @mouse and Pencil

    When I was in England, I took a liking to Websters. I asked the barkeep if it was a typical English beer.

    "Sir, it's fine here in the south, but if you ordered it in the north, you'd be called a poofster!"

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  99. You know back to the "caseyworld" topic I had an epiphany on why Casey is like he is (I had it while cleaning the crap out of my cat's litter box..draw whatever couclusion you want)

    Casy believes life is like a disney movie, characters are introduced, somewhere in the middle they do something stupid, plod through most of the remaining 2 hours semi screwing up, and just at the end, its all magically fixed, even if the main character didnt actually do anything to remedy the situation, its "passive income". Everyone smiles, hugs, the credits roll.

    Its always that way, no matter how bad of crap the protagonist is in, "it's all good", things will work out.

    How do I know? I was that way, up until college. I led somewhat of a sheltered life, I wasnt allowed to fail (if I brought home even C's on a report card I was in deep trouble). But I was good at school, I finished my high school years with an "A" average. But it was "hollywood" good, I never did homework (at home that is, I just did it all while I was at school).

    I mean never, I never studied, did math at home anything other than papers that had to be written. It just always worked out that I got an "a".

    Then I went to a major state university(on Dad's dime), 2 semesters later I was back at home, having failed the same subject (calculus) twice, and barely making it through a number of others.

    So I swallowed my ego, went to a jr college, learned how to fail, how to work for success (thats not to say I had never worked, I had a job since I was 15, worked to pay my way through JR college). Graduated from there with a perfect 4.0, but this time having earned it (and on one occasion, fought for it after being given a lower grade in a class).

    That was 14 years ago. I make just under six figures now, own the house I live in. I shed my "disney" phase, Casey didnt.

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  100. Small curd cottage cheese, black food dye and lots of salt. Casey wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

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  101. Casey's mannerisms of mumbling and avoiding direct eye contact mean he will get into trouble.

    Not so.....that might be the only way he survives. Direct eye contact in prison means one of two things:

    1) I love you
    2) I will kick your ass

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  102. hi gang. Just in from the clubs and am not sure if I am drunk or hit a strange new world.

    Dawg is linking pictures to gay websites? Good for you but why don't hey show up on my screen?

    Casey even able to pronounce Beluga let alone know what it is?

    I feel sullied, like my domains are being tread upon!

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  103. Anonymous12:40 AM

    Lmao Bemused...

    "Casey even able to pronounce Beluga let alone know what it is?"

    The best Caviar comes from Russia.

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