tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7514357.post3847260551369858231..comments2024-02-25T08:16:25.546-08:00Comments on Exurban Nation: Buckwheat? Buckwheat?Rob Dawghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10042154106850545479noreply@blogger.comBlogger107125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7514357.post-79246942211850315192007-05-19T21:22:00.000-07:002007-05-19T21:22:00.000-07:00For some reason, Snowflake's mass mail didn't have...For some reason, Snowflake's mass mail didn't have his usual mail signature. Here it is for those who feel they missed out.<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>----<BR/>Casey Serin<BR/>916-595-9632Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7514357.post-24140988213192705232007-05-18T18:30:00.000-07:002007-05-18T18:30:00.000-07:00Let's see... IIRC, according to a phone conversati...Let's see... IIRC, according to a phone conversation he had with someone from CashCall, Snowflake already makes $3,000 a month, so he just needs to come up with 1K more a month. <BR/><BR/>But on the other hand, didn't he say that he could come up with $8,000 a month with no problem? <BR/><BR/>I don't see that there is a problem.<BR/><BR/>Wait! Are you folks thinking that Snowflake might have slightly overestimated his earning ability?<BR/><BR/>But, wouldn't that be like saying Casey tells lies?<BR/><BR/><I>You try typing this stuff with a straight face. It cannot be done.</I>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7514357.post-60087993711309647572007-05-18T17:30:00.000-07:002007-05-18T17:30:00.000-07:00At 3:30 PM, Stephanie J. said... Considering hi...<I> At 3:30 PM, Stephanie J. said...<BR/><BR/> Considering his attitude towards being married in a recent (and deleted) post... maybe he is planning to break the contract, so Galina can break it off; and the bonus is; she'll be the bad guy!<BR/></I><BR/>My thoughts too. Give him a win-win way out.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7514357.post-47543863922113773712007-05-18T16:49:00.000-07:002007-05-18T16:49:00.000-07:00what is with this clause?!?!"Cannot be gambling"Ca...what is with this clause?!?!<BR/>"Cannot be gambling"<BR/><BR/>Casey cannot be seriously considering (much less attempting) gambling as a way to get out of the hole he's dug can he?<BR/><BR/>Oh and if you buy any kind of food and don't eat it (even if it's as modestly priced as Top Ramen or better generic ramen) that's the antithesis of frugal.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7514357.post-5728329802015574582007-05-18T16:06:00.000-07:002007-05-18T16:06:00.000-07:00did anybody else notice that its 1000/wk in cash? ...did anybody else notice that its 1000/wk in cash? if - and i realize this is a HUGE if - he were paying proper income taxes, he would need to be grossing somewhere in the mid to high 70k range to take home that kind of scratch.<BR/><BR/>i think galina is just looking for a way out. hope she likes california's community property laws.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7514357.post-63190118723977694542007-05-18T16:05:00.000-07:002007-05-18T16:05:00.000-07:00I bet he's a Promise Keeper™I bet he's a <A HERF="http://www.publiceye.org/eyes/promkeep.html">Promise Keeper™</A>Lost Causehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18396272153746076615noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7514357.post-47774996595631222592007-05-18T15:48:00.000-07:002007-05-18T15:48:00.000-07:00DATE: May 18, The year of our Lord 200 (and) 7.Int...DATE: May 18, The year of our Lord 200 (and) 7.<BR/><BR/>Intent: to prove I can generate a STABLE erection to replace Nigels satisfying of my wife and/or $52k/yr job.<BR/><BR/>This money cannot be money from a sweet jambajuice cashback deal or anything similiar such as:<BR/>1. a fundraiser for a penny a bounce on the blue ball.<BR/>2. a dollar a day for every day I can go without wearing the same blue shirt.<BR/>3. 5 dollars a day for each and every day I can go without nigels nose hairs tickling my belly button.<BR/>4. 500 dollars a week that I admit I a complete and utter failure in every aspect of my life and marriage.<BR/><BR/>PROMISE: I, snowflake (aka casey serin, aka buttflakes boy toy), promise to steal (redacted), Con (redacted), embezzle (redacted), FINE...earn (now I sound like a w-2 looser), $1,000 cash "in hand" by Friday May 25th, at 11:69 PM. "In hand" is be defined as physically in hand and on the dining room table. Additionaly you must wash Nigels DNA off of your hand before handling the cash "in hand".<BR/><BR/>CONSEQUENCES:<BR/><BR/>If I fail to blow nigel 1,000 times (redacted), blow nigel on the kitchen table (redacted), under the kitchen table (redacted), steal-con-embezzle (redacted) earn 1000 "dna in hand" as outlined above then I will do the following within 2 hours of being a failure on top of already being a failure:<BR/><BR/>1. Shut down IAFF.Com at my convenience (redacted), immedietly and permanently (like the I heart Nigel tattoo I have on my ass), never to have my sphincter reopened and violated by Nigel again. This means nigel will no longer use the pull out method and the pants pull down method will no longer be done. The website will be replaced with a blank page much resembling the look on Caseys face when looking at a job application or anything that requires thought or work.<BR/><BR/>The domain cannot be sold and must stay registered in caseys ownership indefinetly. (sweet--I can put it in a trust and do an assignment of beneficial interest and retain 1% ownership and have someone else listed as the beneficiary and get some sweet jamba cash back--win-win--dont tell Galina).<BR/><BR/>Casey may not start a new blog with similar themes and content.<BR/><BR/>2. Give up my labtop cellphone and promise not to look at indonesian midget porn again unless at the public library.<BR/><BR/>I may not buy a new labtop, any kind of computer or any kind of phone for 2 years (why would I buy those things when I already have them?)<BR/><BR/>Any emails, cybering, and or communication with nigel cannot be labeled as business to try and hide your brokerback mountain relationship with him. <BR/><BR/>I may get a new number for personal use only and I may have phone sex with nigel only when Galina wont put out because I am an inept girly man and when she is with me she feels like a lesbian since I have a uterus.<BR/><BR/>3. Get a full time w-2 looser job based on my skills. (reality of this is collecting change on a freeway on ramp). I will start looking for a job immediately and will do everything I can to get the highest paying job available at mcdonalds that there is since that is all I am actually qualified for. I will stay at the job for a minimum of 2 years and get promoted to head french fry manager. The only side business I am allowed to do in this time is to upsell people to a chicken ceaswer side salad.<BR/><BR/>NOTES:--Also, I must adhere strictly to the May 6th agreement of no more debt or consequences will apply as follows:<BR/><BR/>1. I will not be allowed to bounce on my blue ball for 5 minutes.<BR/><BR/>Infraction 2: I will not be allowed to bounce on my blue ball while in the corner for a time out.<BR/><BR/>Infraction 3: I will not be able to read nigel a bedtime story on the phone for 3 days.<BR/><BR/>Infraction 4: Galina's brother will kick me in the balls and shove a live cattle prod up my ass.<BR/><BR/>Infraction 5: My sphincter will be cauterized thus permanently banning me from no nigel ass back @ the closing.<BR/><BR/>Infraction 6: Galina will leave me and I will be free to have a real begathon.<BR/><BR/>Also, I cannot talk about Galina, her involvement in the scamming including but not limited too...holding title and quitclaim deeding it to me, knowing full well how the money was being spent from the cashback on the properties, attending the real estate seminars with me, enabling me to be a douchebag, being listed in the corporation as a fiduciary of the corporations and also doing day to day business with the properties.<BR/><BR/>Signed.<BR/><BR/>Snowflake ..witnesses (redacted)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7514357.post-43239400629889897382007-05-18T15:35:00.000-07:002007-05-18T15:35:00.000-07:00As I see it, snowflake could have easily made $1k ...As I see it, snowflake could have easily made $1k per week if he didn't return the webcam by filming the likes of "Galina does Dallas" or "Muff Diving for the G Spot".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7514357.post-58925130345926777392007-05-18T15:34:00.000-07:002007-05-18T15:34:00.000-07:00*crap* Steph, (kicks the can....)..Suppose "The Ke...*crap* Steph, (kicks the can....)..<BR/><BR/>Suppose "The Kevster" is out?... or "Kevina" ... how about "Kevzilla"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7514357.post-33669661447636717472007-05-18T15:30:00.000-07:002007-05-18T15:30:00.000-07:00Considering his attitude towards being married in ...Considering his attitude towards being married in a recent (and deleted) post... maybe he is planning to break the contract, so Galina can break it off; and the bonus is; she'll be the bad guy!Miranda Mayerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16576310184990799688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7514357.post-39701831632842183492007-05-18T15:29:00.000-07:002007-05-18T15:29:00.000-07:00@ Stephanie JYou can always call the bad guys "Hat...@ Stephanie J<BR/><BR/>You can always call the bad guys "Haterz™"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7514357.post-56025526846185089182007-05-18T15:27:00.003-07:002007-05-18T15:27:00.003-07:00Casey's "Recommended" $100 text ads just dropped f...Casey's "Recommended" $100 text ads just dropped from 5 to 1 (and they are now numbered...let's see...we have...1, one text ad...ah, ah, ah). Who else thinks that he put up 4 "dummy" ads to make people think that his blog monetization was really taking off?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03598814463094817193noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7514357.post-75388661441170675282007-05-18T15:27:00.002-07:002007-05-18T15:27:00.002-07:00Forget the name, let me do the cover!Forget the name, let me do the cover!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7514357.post-61529846379769158582007-05-18T15:27:00.001-07:002007-05-18T15:27:00.001-07:00These latest comments are too sympathetic towards ...These latest comments are too sympathetic towards Galina. Casey and Galina are both relatively young, Galina is sort of cute and Casey is sort of a smooth talker. I believe they could both get some kind of customer service job for slightly more than CA minimum wage. <BR/><BR/>Both working 40 hours for $9/hr would total $720 / week gross. Assume 50 weeks of work a year, and that equals $36000 for the two- or rather almost exactly the Sacramento, CA per capita income (<A HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacramento,_California#Demographics" REL="nofollow">Wikipedia</A>)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7514357.post-62196470457707658142007-05-18T15:27:00.000-07:002007-05-18T15:27:00.000-07:00Unfortunately the third way out is what he may tak...Unfortunately the third way out is what he may take.<BR/><BR/>He will not make his thousand (or he will fake making it)<BR/><BR/>He will not get a job.<BR/><BR/>Galina did not put any consequences to not getting a job so the process starts over.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7514357.post-31361894352164829222007-05-18T15:23:00.001-07:002007-05-18T15:23:00.001-07:00@KevinNice guilt-tactics. It might have worked if...@Kevin<BR/>Nice guilt-tactics. It might have worked if I hadn't been weaned on guilt as a child. I'm not Galina; therefore I'm not easily manipulated.<BR/><BR/>Besides; my books tend to have character names like Garthrok and Naythine--just made-up names. Kevin would be a sore thumb. We can't have that, can we?<BR/><BR/>I *was* thinking of a 'code' dedication to the lot of you to put in my next book. Haven't figured it out yet.Miranda Mayerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16576310184990799688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7514357.post-622322024213035272007-05-18T15:23:00.000-07:002007-05-18T15:23:00.000-07:00Supposedly, he could get anywhere from $10,000 to ...<I>Supposedly, he could get anywhere from $10,000 to $100,000 for the domain.</I><BR/>I've already said it, but therefore, so could a creditor. I don't know what legal steps the creditor would need to take but if IAFF has some value I think there is an outside chance it could be "confiscated" (or whatever the correct term is ) and sold to pay off a debt.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7514357.post-90617395158719261272007-05-18T15:21:00.000-07:002007-05-18T15:21:00.000-07:00I just snorted soda out of my nose and all over my...I just snorted soda out of my nose and all over my computer screen when I read those contracts.<BR/><BR/><BR/>This is by far the FUNNIEST DAMN THING I HAVE EVER SEEN FROM SNOWFLAKE.<BR/><BR/><BR/>This is even funnier than nigels attempt at Playing Greenspan.<BR/><BR/>PSS I would like to buy a name in Steph J's book.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7514357.post-580150049994171812007-05-18T15:20:00.000-07:002007-05-18T15:20:00.000-07:00@ lawnmowerPretty much.That's what is unspoken, is...@ lawnmower<BR/><BR/>Pretty much.<BR/><BR/>That's what is unspoken, is if he fails to meet the consequences. I told ya, he's near the "fuck it" point, he may just choose to live in the Vdub.<BR/><BR/>Thus the **5** other signatures. This isn't between Casey and Galina anymore, now there are people on HER side.<BR/><BR/>Casey doesn't know what's about to hit him. I'd feel sorry for him, but part of me, a small piece, still feels some humanity for Galina.<BR/><BR/>She still might be worth saving. He's not.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7514357.post-40367703541699644042007-05-18T15:19:00.001-07:002007-05-18T15:19:00.001-07:00@ ratlab - Ha ha! I suppose the modesto pool is t...@ ratlab - Ha ha! I suppose the modesto pool is the perfect metaphor for fliptard's gene pool.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7514357.post-85935636843091207362007-05-18T15:19:00.000-07:002007-05-18T15:19:00.000-07:00Meee times a mady!Not fully up to speed here, but ...<I>Meee times a mady!</I><BR/><BR/>Not fully up to speed here, but it appears things are hoppin in CaseyLand®™. There are way too many Duane-related posts, which I pretended to read while leaning on F5. A number of simultaneous, time-sucking, looser™ 1099 jobs will prevent me from creating a timely <B>Casey Dance Remix</B> of his imminent putzcast™. Maybe another rockin teen haterz™ DJ wif a backwards baseball cap and a laptop runnin FROOTY LUPES can step up to the plate and entertain us with a video and/or audio tekno-pastiche.<BR/><BR/><A HREF="http://www.mcpeepants.com/sounds/030totalrecarl/totalrecarl18.mp3" REL="nofollow">Meanwhile, in New Jersey...</A>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7514357.post-63945806153775508302007-05-18T15:16:00.000-07:002007-05-18T15:16:00.000-07:00As I said above: Galina had better be ready to hav...As I said above: Galina had better be ready to have her bluff called.<BR/><BR/>Casey won't make $1000. And he won't give up IAFF and his other entrepreneurial trappings. And then what?<BR/><BR/>Either she folds, or he's out.lawnmower manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07480062849517085530noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7514357.post-91884449678695543642007-05-18T15:11:00.000-07:002007-05-18T15:11:00.000-07:00Casey is an account executive for a UTAH based com...Casey is an account executive for a UTAH based company?<BR/><BR/>Oh, for shame Nigel. For shame. Why lead the poor boy on? He's gonna negotiate multi-million dollar deals? You fucking scumbag, stop blowing smoke up his murse!<BR/><BR/>(I can only image some drug lord in Costa Rica dealing with shithead. Okay, i can - two bullets to the head.)<BR/><BR/>As I see it, Galina lowered the boom BIG TIME on shithead. The promise smacks of 'yeah, yeah, i've heard all about the great opportunities, I need RESULTS". It also points out Galina and Co know where the shithead's priorities are, and someone showed them the tough love way to intervene. That's straight out of intervention, making someone write it down and the consequences.<BR/><BR/>He "negotiated" his way into proving he can make $1000 a week. Yup. Casey's been weaseling his way through life, and Galina just stopped him cold. No more bullshit, no more lies, no more daydreams, no more promises. Cash in hand, or I take your shiny toys away.<BR/><BR/>Is this a marriage, or does she babysit him?<BR/><BR/>Hey Casey, since it's your last week online, have fun with no laptop, no internet, and no more guru bullshit! It's been nice knwoing ya!<BR/><BR/>I have some new suspicions:<BR/><BR/>He took corporate credit and went to Taho and tried to gamble profits, and came back empty handed.<BR/><BR/>The C-net guy reaching Galina, and he shamed the family by being the world's most hated blogger was the final straw.<BR/><BR/>Galina has been meeting with a pastor, a marriage counselor and possibly an addiction specialist, probably before the Tahoe trip, most likely after he posted he thought living in a car would be fun. (Notice, the two things he said he needed, his PDA and laptop, are the things she's trheatening to take away?) She' not going to leave him, but she IS taking the reins.<BR/><BR/>He's beeen harrassing her and duping her, and she may have finally taken a good long look at their current debt, and is now scared shitless. I would be.<BR/><BR/>I also think that the laptop people were making fun of, the one with the disk drive, is *hers*. I could just see him taking it over, because his shit the bed, which he'd been complaining about, because "You don't need it for school anymore". Nice way to be a selfish prick, Casey. Why else would it be mentioned in your promise, to not BORROW other's computers? Hmmm?<BR/><BR/>You've been talking the talk, shithead, now Galina has called your hand and demanding you walk the walk. Begging on your e-mail list ain't gonna cut it, and you fucked your blog with CNet.<BR/><BR/>Good luck there, Li' Buddy! You are SO fucked, and you deserve every bit of it! Forget the banks, the DA and the Fed, your personal life is now under Galina's firm control.<BR/><BR/>I hope she nags you to death, and never lays you again.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7514357.post-24081168438949951542007-05-18T15:09:00.001-07:002007-05-18T15:09:00.001-07:00Aside 1: how awesome is it that the hater-coined "...Aside 1: how awesome is it that the hater-coined "beg-a-thon" caught on so fast that Snowflake's now using it himself?<BR/><BR/>Aside 2: I like the replacement of "make $1000" with an emphatic "EARN $1000" -- and in a different (Galina's?) hand.lawnmower manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07480062849517085530noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7514357.post-8811943376256164372007-05-18T15:09:00.000-07:002007-05-18T15:09:00.000-07:00well, he's got 5 paid text links to the left. Best...well, he's got 5 paid text links to the left. Best case scenario is $500/month, but likely less. That would leave him to bring in only another $3500/month.<BR/><BR/>I doubt that'll happen with his current ads from YSM. Realistically, I can see him hitting maybe $1000 per month or so, if he can keep his *unique* visits up. (Repeat visitors are probably less likely to click ads...) With the spike in traffic from MSN the other day, I wouldn't be surprised if he did a bit better despite the server issues. But then again, we'll never know.<BR/><BR/>The TalkCast thing is a money making deal. The more people he gets on the line, or gets to listen later on, the more cash he'll make.<BR/><BR/>He's probably also counting on trying to sell NRU-type crap. They say there's a sucker born every minute, so I'm guessing he could possibly manage that, unfortunately. (BTW, if there is a sucker born every minute, I'm thinking God probably took a week or two off after Casey's exit from the womb...)<BR/><BR/>As far as consulting goes, at one time (a looong time ago) I had thought about throwing some work his way. But when I asked him why he gave up on web development he said it was because he needed a faster way to meet his financial goals and RE was the best way to do that. I'll dig up the email and see if I can post it here...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com