Divorce 2008 Style

Guy talks to his coworker in 2008 about his recent divorce:

"Man, I just finalized."

"Tough times. I know, I've been there. How'd it turn out?"

"It was vicious right to the end. She got nothing and I got the house."

"Sh!t! You got screwed. You needed a better lawyer."

"I know. Trouble is hers was a former Realtor®."

[Nodding] "You never had a chance."