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Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Haterz Rool Casey Poolz Nigel Droolz
The end times may not be pretty but they certainly are riveting.
555-2759 (sung to the tommy tutone song, 857-5309)
Nigel, Nigel who can I turn to You put your links up all over the place You try so hard to be a looser like me By putting your name and number all over the web
Nigel I've got your number I need to make a sweet deal Nigel, don't change your number
555-2759 (555-2759) 555-2759 (555-2759)
Nigel, Nigel you're the boy for me Let's make a itallgood, we can be so happy. I tried to call you before.... But I lost my murse. I tried a wheatgrass shot..... But I had the runs.
Nigel, I've got your number I need to make a sweet deal Nigel, don't change your number
555-2759 (555-2759) 555-2759 (555-2759)
I'm homeless, I'm homeless, Please answer my call Nigel, don't change your number Galina's kicking me out I need somewhere to live Nigel, I've got your number
555-2759 (555-2759) 555-2759 (555-2759)
Nigel, don't change your number I'm on my way over now Nigel, I call your number 555-2759 (555-2759) 555-2759 (555-2759)
Nigel, Nigel who can i turn to I need a jamba juice I can always turn to you
There once was a fellow named Swaby To some, he appeared very snobby He liked to "out" Haters, Who he deemed as traitors, Since blogging, for him, is a hobby.
OK, one more since I love the last rhyme I came up with --
There was once a girl named Galina Quite dumb in the scamming arena She's laughing at present But won't be so pleasant When the sheriff gives her a subpoena! :-)
As I was suggesting to Aspeth, if Casey no longer exists, let's invent him. Wouldn't it be interesting if the Being John Malcovich guy created Being Casey Serin?
A couple of minutes ago, I actually found myself feeling a tad bit sorry for Casey. I'm as entrenched in the hate as the rest of you, but just for the teensiest second.....the animosity eased up and I started thinking about how much it would totally suck to be him.
Aspeth, But there must be something about Casey - beyond the obvious issues -or he wouldn't generate such a following. The more the "N.S." word is mentioned, the better Casey looks in comparison, but of course, KC is a conman like many of JM's roles... Just a thought. Now that Pulp Fiction is over, I'll return to my Kombucha research. Lot's of loose ends...
I hear that that Nigel is big on copyrights, what with filing dcma complaints and all. I'm also pretty sure that "Haterz™" originated right here on EN. So, did Nigel get permission to use that phrase on the crap he's hawking on DHC?
There was once a girl named Galina Quite dumb in the scamming arena She's laughing at present But won't be so pleasant When the sheriff gives her a subpoena! :-)
Classic Benoit.
And I'd like to point to dm's use of MOTARD. What the heck is a MOTARD? Dunno what it is, but I like it.
Gee, ol Nigey Poo must have spent all of 5 seconds creating the designs for his t-shirts. This guy would whore out his grandma if he thought it would earn him a buck. What a total piece of money grubbing shit.
(worth skipping) Need to vent in order to sleep after Charlie Rose's interview: George W. is an A-hole.
How have we survived and tolerated such a retarded disaster of a president for so long? Seriously, he makes Nixon look like a saint and Reagan a f-ing genius. Honestly, I've barely survived these awful W years; just keep getting progressively angrier and fear I may eventually explode like a neutron bomb.
No, sorry. I was only able to get an mp3 of the Orman piece. I have an MPEG video of it too, but for the life of me I can't get it into wmv or mov without it flaking out on me. I wasn't in on the T/Snowflake interview and I've actually never heard it.
There once was a retard named Serin A dummy, his skull was just Barren He had no value in life But had a fatassed little wife So we bukkaked her and paid little Serin
The end times may not be pretty but they certainly are riveting.
First Loosers!
ReplyDeleteMURST LOOSERS!
ReplyDeleteNow Dude, you may think you own the firsts but really, we know who is the boss.
ReplyDeleteun-effing believable. You the man. I didn't get to load the page before your awesome firstiness was all over my lame post.
ReplyDeleteSorry Tony. First doesn't count. Around here "Murst" is da bomb.
ReplyDeleteMourst!
ReplyDeleteOr 6th. Whatever. :)
ReplyDeleteFirst to talk about anything other than being first!
ReplyDeleteAmazing. Nothing happened in the Caseysphere today, and still we have over 250 comments on EN.
His absence makes our hearts grow fonder...
ReplyDelete555-2759
ReplyDelete(sung to the tommy tutone song, 857-5309)
Nigel, Nigel who can I turn to
You put your links up all over the place
You try so hard to be a looser like me
By putting your name and number all over the web
Nigel I've got your number
I need to make a sweet deal
Nigel, don't change your number
555-2759 (555-2759)
555-2759 (555-2759)
Nigel, Nigel you're the boy for me
Let's make a itallgood, we can be so happy.
I tried to call you before....
But I lost my murse.
I tried a wheatgrass shot.....
But I had the runs.
Nigel, I've got your number
I need to make a sweet deal
Nigel, don't change your number
555-2759 (555-2759)
555-2759 (555-2759)
I'm homeless, I'm homeless,
Please answer my call
Nigel, don't change your number
Galina's kicking me out
I need somewhere to live
Nigel, I've got your number
555-2759 (555-2759)
555-2759 (555-2759)
Nigel, don't change your number
I'm on my way over now
Nigel, I call your number
555-2759 (555-2759)
555-2759 (555-2759)
Nigel, Nigel who can i turn to
I need a jamba juice
I can always turn to you
555-2759 (555-2759)
555-2759 (555-2759)..........
A blog about a blog where nothing happens and there's like 70 people on from dozens of States and 4 continents on at this very moment.
ReplyDeletehaha, this is the Seinfeld of blogs
ReplyDeleteBut how many unique visitors?
ReplyDeleteBet it's not 2-7-5-9???
Rob Dawg said...70 people on from dozens of States and 4 continents on at this very moment
ReplyDeleteSounds like both Casey and Nigel will have nowhere to hide.
This FIRST was rigged.....feel disenfranchised and shut out.
ReplyDeleteI've been reduced to a hanging chad of life.
There once was a fellow named Swaby
ReplyDeleteTo some, he appeared very snobby
He liked to "out" Haters,
Who he deemed as traitors,
Since blogging, for him, is a hobby.
Comments? :-)
4,484 Unique visitors and 1,545 repeat haterz™.
ReplyDeleteSaid Swaby to us, incidentally
ReplyDelete"I love to hate Haters intently.
I have my own pool,
To sum up, I rule
And soon I'll be buying a Bentley!"
Okay, I'm done. heh. Suggest other topics if so inclined ;-)
OK, one more since I love the last rhyme I came up with --
ReplyDeleteThere was once a girl named Galina
Quite dumb in the scamming arena
She's laughing at present
But won't be so pleasant
When the sheriff gives her a subpoena! :-)
Galina; "Ohhhhh. sub-POENA. For a minute there I thought Nigel was coming for another visit."
ReplyDeleteFirst. Well, for me anyway.
ReplyDeleteHm, I'm finding EN to be much more entertaining than IAFF ever was...
There once was motard named Casey
Who, in sum, was quite lazy
He carried a murse
But possibly worse
He and Nigel seem to have a gay thing
:)
"Galina; "Ohhhhh. sub-POENA. For a minute there I thought Nigel was coming for another visit.""
ReplyDeleteIs that to the tune of "Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots"?
heh, yes Dawg™, I've never heard her name pronounced Ga-LINE-uh. ;-)
ReplyDeleteAs I was suggesting to Aspeth, if Casey no longer exists, let's invent him.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't it be interesting if the Being John Malcovich guy created Being Casey Serin?
Please help me.
ReplyDeleteA couple of minutes ago, I actually found myself feeling a tad bit sorry for Casey. I'm as entrenched in the hate as the rest of you, but just for the teensiest second.....the animosity eased up and I started thinking about how much it would totally suck to be him.
Help me, I need a Haterz intervention.
@anon 10:20 PM
ReplyDeleteJust think:
Murse
Cash back
Blue Ball
Ski Trip
Every Dirty Penny
Jamba Juice
Murse
"it's just like speeding"
"everybody does it"
W2's are for loosers
Jesus, Akubi...I don't want that fucker living in my walls!
ReplyDeleteHey, Jean Val Jean...Just the person I was looking for!
ReplyDeleteDidn't you have a post of the Casey-T interview after the beg-a-thon?
@Feeling Sorry
ReplyDeletehttp://www.iamfacingforeclosure.com/106/the-pressure-is-increasing-2/
Read that, you'll get over it.
I'm trying real hard to be the shepherd.
ReplyDeleteHe he he......
ReplyDeleteChalk up another Murst for me!
Aspeth,
ReplyDeleteBut there must be something about Casey - beyond the obvious issues -or he wouldn't generate such a following. The more the "N.S." word is mentioned, the better Casey looks in comparison, but of course, KC is a conman like many of JM's roles...
Just a thought. Now that Pulp Fiction is over, I'll return to my Kombucha research. Lot's of loose ends...
I hear that that Nigel is big on copyrights, what with filing dcma complaints and all. I'm also pretty sure that "Haterz™" originated right here on EN. So, did Nigel get permission to use that phrase on the crap he's hawking on DHC?
ReplyDeleteThere was once a girl named Galina
ReplyDeleteQuite dumb in the scamming arena
She's laughing at present
But won't be so pleasant
When the sheriff gives her a subpoena! :-)
Classic Benoit.
And I'd like to point to dm's use of MOTARD. What the heck is a MOTARD? Dunno what it is, but I like it.
Motivational 'tard?
Monumental 'tard?
Gee, ol Nigey Poo must have spent all of 5 seconds creating the designs for his t-shirts. This guy would whore out his grandma if he thought it would earn him a buck. What a total piece of money grubbing shit.
ReplyDeleteHey nigey, why don't you show some shirts with your balding head and shit eating grin and the words "got Rogaine?"
ReplyDeleteNow THAT I might buy.
Anyone know what the Muncy sale status is?
ReplyDeleteAnd what kind of hit is Casey taking on that speeding ticket? 90 mpg has got to be a "sweet" hit.
ReplyDeleteoops, make that 90 MPH, lol...
ReplyDelete(worth skipping)
ReplyDeleteNeed to vent in order to sleep after Charlie Rose's interview: George W. is an A-hole.
How have we survived and tolerated such a retarded disaster of a president for so long? Seriously, he makes Nixon look like a saint and Reagan a f-ing genius. Honestly, I've barely survived these awful W years; just keep getting progressively angrier and fear I may eventually explode like a neutron bomb.
Felt the same after Charlie Rose interview with the preztard.
ReplyDeleteBTW, "motard" (other post) happens to be a legit term for a dirt-bike looking machine with street tires.
Go here and look at last two motorcycle pictures on page.
Also a good place for interesting pics of various vehicles in action:
Motards on bottom
I once knew a man named Serin,
ReplyDeleteWho bought eight house in four states therein.
The payments came due and the notoriety, too.
But not even the haterz™ were enough to save him.
RIP, turnip head.
@Aspeth
ReplyDeleteNo, sorry. I was only able to get an mp3 of the Orman piece. I have an MPEG video of it too, but for the life of me I can't get it into wmv or mov without it flaking out on me. I wasn't in on the T/Snowflake interview and I've actually never heard it.
You can't top this limerick!!!
ReplyDeleteThere once was a retard named Serin
A dummy, his skull was just Barren
He had no value in life
But had a fatassed little wife
So we bukkaked her and paid little Serin
A cretinous Uzbek named Serin
ReplyDeletepropped open the door to let air in
But quick as a flash
Dark agents did dash
in and left House oF Yulia barren
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