It's What You Say...

A man awoke one evening to discover illegal aliens camped out in his storage shed. He called the police, gave the address, and reported the intrusion. The officer asked "Are they in your house?" They were not, only in the shed out back. The phone officer said there were no cars available at that time. The man thanked the officer and 30 seconds called again. "I just called about illegal aliens. Don't worry, as I just shot them all dead!" Within seconds there were 3 police cars, an ambulance and fire engine at the scene. After capturing the intruders the policemen approached the caller, "You said you had shot them all?" The man answered, "And I thought you said there were no police available."

Socioligists and Economists agree on one thing; Broken Window Theory.