Guy talks to his coworker in 2008 about his recent divorce:
"Man, I just finalized."
"Tough times. I know, I've been there. How'd it turn out?"
"It was vicious right to the end. She got nothing and I got the house."
"Sh!t! You got screwed. You needed a better lawyer."
"I know. Trouble is hers was a former Realtor®."
[Nodding] "You never had a chance."
2 comments:
HAHHAHAHAH FIRST BITCHES
Best laugh of the day chjts. Who's gonna see this? From last July.
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