Friday, February 05, 2010

Put Down Your Beverage

I will not be responsible for damaged keyboards.

This gem from nearby Thousand Oaks. Get a load of the description.
Ready for another amazing asset? Well my fellow hardworking agents and brokers this could be the one! Hurry today because we all know there is no inventory and this sweet little nutter butter is priced so well - so don't procrastinate on this jewel - make an offer quick! Those buyers who have been sitting on that unsturdy fence - now is that time to jump in the market - so put the pen to the paper and get r done! This single story home is bursting with many features like a open and neutral interior with clean carpet and tiled entry and baths, updated kitchen, gas stove top, cozy fireplace in the living room, covered patio, 2 car direct access garage, and a sparkling pool with some views from the huge rear yard of the distant mountains. This home will be on the market for a limited time only - you could be the lucky winner - just make us the best offer in which the Seller can't refuse!


And this sweetheart? $/SQ. FT.: $355
Get a load of the curb appeal:

The history:
Jan 09, 2010 Relisted -- -- VCRDS #90020149
Dec 25, 2009 Delisted -- -- VCRDS #90020149
Dec 19, 2009 Listed $450,000 -- VCRDS #90020149
Oct 28, 2009 Sold (Public Records) $403,055 -6.7%/yr Public Records
Jun 18, 2004 Sold (Public Records) $585,000 32.3%/yr Public Records
Apr 03, 2002 Sold (Public Records) $315,000 8.3%/yr Public Records
Aug 06, 2001 Sold (Public Records) $299,000 11.5%/yr Public Records
Dec 02, 1999 Sold (Public Records) $249,000 3.7%/yr Public Records
Oct 24, 1991 Sold (Public Records) $185,000 -- Public Records

Got that? Sad. But then I'm not a "fellow hard working agent." What do I know?
886 Camino La Maida
Thousand Oaks, CA 91360


Update:
My new mailbox since the one in the picture is o ugly:

24 comments:

wagga said...

Should have read the title first.

Property Flopper said...

Palm trees? Seriously? That close to the house? Has this person ever seen a full sized palm and all the crap they drop?

I won't even get into the cost, just commenting on the "ick" factor of the curb appeal.

Jean ValJean said...

I'm particularly drawn in by the pre-leaning mailbox.

This could be the "next big trend", like pre-torn jeans.

Northern Renter said...

Lookin' like a fool
With your mailbox on the ground.


NR

W.C. Varones said...

WTF??

Is that last sale the bank taking it back or is this a flipper trying to clear about $6.95 after commissions and carrying costs?

wagga said...

Negg sez my nw kbd shold be hr nxt Tusday.

Pleather Murse said...

Plz use vowels 'cuz yr nt gettin' chrgd by th' lttr ...

Lou Minatti said...

That's maybe a $100k house in Katyland. Whoever paid $585k was sniffing glue. Whoever loaned them the money was taking amphetamines.

w said...

Could you rent this house for $2,000/month in Katyland?

segfault said...

LOL @ Northern Renter.

Is this REO property?

segfault said...

Also, the door-less glass shower looks goofy in a bathroom that small, and probably doesn't keep water off the floor that well.

getyourselfconnected said...

There used to be a TV show on HBO called "Sherman Oaks" and I would like to live there due to the scenery.

sm_landlord said...

I hope you used plenty of re-bar in that new mailbox stand. It could double as part of a tank barrier system if you installed a few more.

Pleather Murse said...

Saw a book today at a local bookstore entitled "Buying a Home in Morocco." It looked really tempting. Alas ...

Funny Circus Bears said...

Lou should post another "Californians Are Crazy - Honey Stop The Car!" thread.

Rob Dawg said...

I hope you used plenty of re-bar in that new mailbox stand. It could double as part of a tank barrier system if you installed a few more.

AAMOF you are exactly correct. It also has 110v for visitors with RVs and/or my electric gattling gun.

Now that somebody has complimented me on my project we can move on.

Property Flopper said...

110? For your top of the line gatlings, you'll want 220.

Property Flopper said...

Arg... two t's in gatTling.

wagga said...

Unless it's a handgun, in which case it's a gat.

wagga said...

PF:

You got Gatling right the first time. Muphry is not your friend.

Property Flopper said...

Aw hell, I'm just going to give up...

Sort of like the DOW today... sub 10k. No new post on it - I'm surprised.

H Simpson said...

How much cashback can I get on this opportunity of a lifetime??

Rob

You need a 2nd mailbox to the right of the 1st one. First fill the sucker full of concrete and then through bolt it to your masonary work.

when those high schoolers come through swinging the baseball bat from their Jetta's passenger window, they will get a surprise sure to stop their antics at your address.

The neighbors will appreciate your forethought, and the postman will figure out the one on the left is the real mailbox.

H Simpson said...

speaking of dreamers, did you notice the tax assessment for the land was $302K?

300K for a quarter acre lot?
That is $30 a square foot for dirt.

You have a serious drug problem when it seems everyone is still drinking the kool-aid even after 20 months of a reality check.

h.

Jean ValJean said...

So what happened to the "post-a-day"?

It's so bad, I'd almost think you were buying an island....