You might be one of "them if...• The rent going up is a good thing.
• "Lost the remote" means filing a missing persons report.
• News that your teenager dented the Maybach is met with "Which one?"
• "Buying a Dell" means an entire county in Ireland.
• Depth charts for the Panama canal cause you to change you boating plans.
• When informed on your yacht "The crew are revolting" you reply "Yes but at least they aren't unionizing."
• The rent going up is a good thing.
Best entertain me with suggestions in the comments lest I throw a tantrum for being ignored.