Monday, March 27, 2006

An Administrative Solution

"Freeze! Police! You're under arrest for bank robbery."
"But officer, I'm merely making and undocumented withdrawl."
[perplexed] "Well, um... you are under arrest for that weapon. Put down the knife and put up your hands."
"But officer, this folding letter opener is necessary for self defense because I come from a poor neighborhood."
"Okay, wiseass then you are under arrest for tresspassing."
"You know better than to ask about my immigration status officer."
"Damn, you are correct. Is that your car in the handicap spot then?"
"Technically it isn't my car as I just borrowed it for an undocumented test drive but yes, I parked there."
"Then I'm gonna write one huge ticket."
"Unfortunately officer I have an undocumented disability..."

7 comments:

HARM said...

LOL - Dude, you are too funny! I hope you make it to X's for the July 4th party.

Rob Dawg said...

HARM,

Most people don't think so but then you aren't most people now are you? Thanks.

Sean Reynolds said...

so this is where you guys hang out : P

Rob Dawg said...

Sean,
this is where you can "take it outside" to avoid, ohhh, 400 posts 6 of which are on topic, etc.

Rob Dawg said...

Sean,
this is where you can "take it outside" to avoid, ohhh, 400 posts 6 of which are on topic, etc.

Rob Dawg said...

Sean,
this is where you can "take it outside" to avoid, ohhh, 400 posts 6 of which are on topic, etc.

Rob Dawg said...

Sean,
this is where you can "take it outside" to avoid, ohhh, 400 posts 6 of which are on topic, etc.