"Freeze! Police! You're under arrest for bank robbery."
"But officer, I'm merely making and undocumented withdrawl."
[perplexed] "Well, um... you are under arrest for that weapon. Put down the knife and put up your hands."
"But officer, this folding letter opener is necessary for self defense because I come from a poor neighborhood."
"Okay, wiseass then you are under arrest for tresspassing."
"You know better than to ask about my immigration status officer."
"Damn, you are correct. Is that your car in the handicap spot then?"
"Technically it isn't my car as I just borrowed it for an undocumented test drive but yes, I parked there."
"Then I'm gonna write one huge ticket."
"Unfortunately officer I have an undocumented disability..."
7 comments:
LOL - Dude, you are too funny! I hope you make it to X's for the July 4th party.
HARM,
Most people don't think so but then you aren't most people now are you? Thanks.
so this is where you guys hang out : P
Sean,
this is where you can "take it outside" to avoid, ohhh, 400 posts 6 of which are on topic, etc.
Sean,
this is where you can "take it outside" to avoid, ohhh, 400 posts 6 of which are on topic, etc.
Sean,
this is where you can "take it outside" to avoid, ohhh, 400 posts 6 of which are on topic, etc.
Sean,
this is where you can "take it outside" to avoid, ohhh, 400 posts 6 of which are on topic, etc.
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