Wednesday, January 09, 2008
Election of 2024
Dateline 2024 Wash D.C. - President Chelsea managed to get Supreme Court Justices Bill and Hillary to stop squabbling long enough to rule on VP Jenna Bush's Senate tie breaking resolution that the black helicopter be sent back in time to the contested election of 2000 to "set right" the election results. From her frozen bunker in Santa Monica California President Chelsea Clinton-Federline-Swartzennegger said the latest Global Ice Age Scientists insisted the former President, now baseball commissioner, Gore erred in ordering the draining the Great Lakes to make room for ethanol crops back at the start of the century...
The Senate free for all got more out of hand than usual during the "debate" when the plurality Apathy Party tried to introduce an amendment citing that unfortunate incident in 1997 when the Dawg tried to collect evidence of wrongdoing as the actual start of the devastating Global Warming conspiracy whose policies plunged the world into the current Ice Age.