Da Clown Is In Da Crib! All Hail Da Clown!

As if you could miss it. Homey da Clown paid us a visit and left a few tasty but very small moresels for us to chew upon. Here it is in all it's Eubonic glory:


Homey DA Clown has left a new comment on your post "Casey Wars: Episode I":

YO YO YO ITS HOMEY TIME!

Wassup Rob Dawg!

Homey been ways too buzy da pass 2 weeks- dunn bin tyed up in cawt- uh DUI mansluaghter kase.

I see dat Casey kat found himself uh new partner- sucka- ta share uh jail cell wiff. Mo bout dat in a minute.


I see dat ya ain't jivin' bout Chris any mo', WHY'S THAT?

Hey Casey kat-how wuz yo' trip ta Utah wiff Gary? (OOPS!). Ya knowz, that hard money guy? I guess peeps ain't supposed ta know his name, address, phone number, or location of his properties...muh ma fuckin bad.

Now dat ya gots 3 foreclosures an' looking at uh 4th, what iz yo' plan when they arrest you? You know dat Galina has one. FO SHO.

How be yo' taxes coming? How come ya aren;t jivin' about dis here? I know why. Because ya iz fucked.

You gots some BIG balls ta jet on TV an' say dat dere iz nahh criminal charges on you- ya gots nahh clue snowflake. They don' let da criminal know until dey arrest ya. Call da Sacramento DA'soffice ta find out.

Casey Kat, I dunn told ya dat I be not going ta be doin' yo' werk any mo' fo' ya. I be not going ta be tipping ya off anymo' so ya can try an' cover yo' ass. Trust me punk, I be on yo' ass, just not in da open. Tell yo buddy Nigel he needs ta be very careful about his actions- sheeit like accessory befo an' afta da fact.

You an yo criminal buddies keep comin here an' runnin yo mouth bout how I gots nuthin on ya. Yeah FO SHO, I gots NUTHIN. You be 100% right on dat snowflake.


Rob Dawg, I aint gonna be postin as much on Casey kat. You being uh smart guy an such kin knowz da 411 on dat.


Love,

Homey

PS. Jus' like Orenthawl James.
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We'uns luv you too Homey. Jus' in dat brutha to brutha way not that freaky Dandelion to Swaby kinda way.