Saturday, December 17, 2005

Realtor Christmans Presents

Replacement rose colored glasses.
Realtime digital For Sale sign: $450k... $430k...
"The Money Pit" on DVD... er make that VHS.
Comfortable shoes.
Vaseline. [think about it]
Really thick paperbacks.
Housewarming gifts, say home heating oil.
Lots and lots of glycerine (makes bubbles last longer).
Botox to erase worry lines.
Hip wadders.
A new HP12c to replace the one that is obviously broken.
Tickets to the new TV show "Desperate Housesellers."
A -real- rolling doughnut.
"It's Only a Hobby" Tshirt.
Tap shoes.

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