Wow, sometimes the whole thing seems to be pressing in on me. I know that the best thing to do is push right back. When life give you lemons, make lemonade! And boy do I seem to have a lot of lemons! So that's today's new direction; squeezing my resources of every drop of value. I promise, this time for sure, I'll follow this strategy to completion. It is the least I can do to set things right. I feel better already knowing that my thinking about making an effort is already making a difference! Time for a reward. No, not Jamba Juice, I've learned my lesson. Introducing Serinade! Yes, I've monetized my faults and turned them into virtues. Serinade is my fantastic new product. And I have my haters to thank for it. Hah! Anyway, you can click on my links to order your own all chemical lifetime supply of Serinade on my -real- website. Or you can just whip some up yourself. Not only are all the ingredients ABSOLUTELY FREE! but with careful deal structuring you can get cash back on the purchase of the ingredients. First off you'll need some prarie oysters.
You see it takes some large huevos to make this work.Then you'll need.....
Oh, sorry. More on this later my 7 minutes of max atn spn are up and so are my 15 minutes of fame. More later after a quick power nap and slug some Serinade! The drink that keeps on taking.
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I wonder if Casey will end up like Constantine Pappadopoulos, another luminary in the Sacramento real-estate scene. In the early 90's, after trouble in his RE empire, he, his wife, and a family friend burned down their $2-3M Sacramento home to collect the insurance money (the family friend torched it while the Pappadopoulos' were away).
Constantine jumped bail and fled back to Greece (where he apparently wouldn't be extradited), leaving his wife behind to face the charges ... she was subsequently convicted and sent to jail.
While it is too late for Casey to have a bacon fire (and I wonder if all of his homes really are insured -- while the lender likely forced the prepayment at closing, was it for 6mo or 1y, and if he isn't paying his mortgage, an impound account won't have been funded), it isn't too late for him to make a run for it. While I wouldn't have thought he had the guts to do it, as his predicament sinks in, maybe he'll give it a try.
Can' believe Casey is "taking time off for the holiday...." There are 24 hours a day - other than sleeping, what could he be doing??? He's not working for his "friend Chris."
Speaking of which, wonder how Casey's "review" went with Chris - the way I've got it figured, Casey did maybe 8 days of work for Chris...
Please say hello to Sputnik.
Does anybody think this stuff is amusing?
Anyway, Anon 12:37: I'm betting he doesn't have any resources to tap. Jamba Juice on a debit card? He needs a mommy but may end up with a "daddy" where's he's going. We may see a last ditch "starting over" farewell series of postings but he's got so many people would choke at the thought of his skipping out that he wouldn't make it to the city limits.
Anon 8:19; I think our favorite kitty has found himself a sunny spot in the window and is content to sleep the sleep of the righteous. I've been saving a dead mouse for him to play with while Casey is not available for his ammusement.
I'm betting that Chris found out about Casey's current difficulties and booted him with "Gawdammit Casey! You can't get me mixed up in sh!t like that! I could lose everything if they even think I'm involved." Maybe I should start covering my tracks.
He's a dramaqueen attentionwhore who will never see the inside of a prison cell and you all are his meal ticket. Deal with it.
IT'S HOMEY TIME!!!
YO ROB DAWG..
Dat Casey cat is hidin from da Russian Mob bro. Ole Chris never gave him a 'job". Chris works fo NRC- da same "college" Casey done gone to. My bet is dat the $3000 was the finder's fee,( 1/2 of $6000), dat is outlined in da NRC brochure fo bringing other suckas to dat place.
You knowz da IRS, FBI, an all dem local five-o gonna be all over anyone involved. Casey's daddy ( Aleksey gonna loose everthing too) I bets.
Oh.. I seen dat video of Casey wit dat Chinese fella. TOO FUNNY!!!! Man dey waz laffin at Casey da hole time man! Dat Chinese fella told him to hiz face he broke da law. HE be a crook too.
Casey done admitted he be lookin to write a book about dis hole mess. DAt be his payoff. Ain't gonna happen cuz you can't profit off of yo crimes.
Did you see dat homey wuz right on about dat ADSENSE? I knewz he was making alot. Know dat he gots caight on dat fraud, that blog is USELESS to him. He prolly gonna walk away from dat to.
How long till he do da perp walk? I thinkin March-April.
Love,
Homey
OH.. I DUN FORGOT..
Casey won't admit dat what he say be trooffull under penalty of perjury. I done posted that fo times and he keep deletin or ignorin dem.
WONDER WHY?
BWAHAHAHA
I have a theory about Casey.
Think back about 80 years ago, to the Stalin era. What did Stalin do? He purged pretty much every intellectual he could lay his hands on. The few he didn't get, either were gotten by following Soviet leaders, or got the hell out of the country at the first possible sign of glasnost.
More recent immigrants like Casey were born of the sheeple-like Russians who didn't leave or get purged. As far as their genetic stock goes, it's not exactly star quality. So in a sense, it's no wonder that he's easily distracted by shiny objects, "sweet deals" and any other flim-flam that crosses his path.
I just hope that Casey and/or Galina are smart enough to use birth control.
Mr. Cote,
This is Ricky Roma/Bud Fox, an occasional poster on the trainwreck known as Casey's blog. I have a few questions that I hope either you or Homey Da Clown can answer.
First, why does Casey keep deleting any and all references to Nouveau Riche University? Seriously, anyone can figure out where he went with a Google search thanks to the course descriptions. Also, why would ANYONE with a clue want to be associated with a place with that title?
Does anyone here think that his blog will continue on after the beginning of the year? With his laptop dead, his Adsense money gone, and his "job" with Chris (who looks like a shitty used car salesman) over with what will he have to discuss?
Out of curiosity, has anyone confirmed that his dad is a "real estate investor" as well?
Jesus wept.
He'll keep at it until he cashes in on the opportunity created by all of you moe rons who flock to his blog, he will get the last laugh and NEVER see the inside of a prison.
Deal with it.
You couldn't slide a Jamba Juice gift card between the intellectual bandwidth of Casey and his blog followers.
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