Monday, August 25, 2008

Dead Trees and Dead Trees and Dead Trees

The Bee offered voluntary buyouts to the majority of its full-time employees today and hinted that another round of layoffs is possible as well.

The buyouts represent the latest round of cost cutting at The Bee, which is facing a big slump in advertising revenue. Two months ago the newspaper eliminated 86 jobs as part of an across-the-board layoff ordered by its parent, The McClatchy Co. of Sacramento. McClatchy imposed a companywide wage freeze two weeks ago.

The MSM has been a dead sector walking for a long time. The problem is that the MSM doesn't exactly report honestly on the MSM. But eventually reality asserts all the immutable laws of physics like gravity. The Sacramento Bee has this breaking news:
But Bee executives said today they needed to make more cuts. The economic downturn has deepened and The Bee, like the rest of the newspaper industry, continues to struggle with the migration of business to the Internet and other media.
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At The Bee, Melanie Sill, the paper's editor and senior vice president, said buyouts were offered to about 200 of the 240 full-time equivalent staffers in the news and editorial-page departments.
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Ad revenue is down more than 22 percent this year at McClatchy's papers in California and Florida, compared to 16.5 percent for the whole company. McClatchy's total revenue, including circulation sales, is down 15 percent.

One ray of hope at The Bee, Dell said, is that the Sacramento area entered the downturn earlier than most markets "and there's a general belief that we'll come out of this earlier."

The parent company is further burdened by slightly more than $2 billion in debt left over from its 2006 takeover of the Knight Ridder Inc. chain.
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The Bee terminated 8.1 percent of its approximately 1,000 employees. About half were laid off, and the rest of the cuts came through buyouts and attrition.

Leveraged buyout, outmoded industry, reliance upon real estate revenues and unrealistic real estate asset valuations. And what about that quote above? "One ray of hope at The Bee, Dell said, is that the Sacramento area entered the downturn earlier than most markets..." You can't make this stuff up.

21 comments:

Agent #777 said...

I would be the FIRST to take the money and run!

Wow, losing 5/6 or remaining FT employees in my dept? That is pretty dark news. I would much rather be one of the 5/6 than the 1/6!

Rob Dawg said...

Best to be the 1st of the 5 because 2 thru 5 and 6 soon after are going to not find equivalent employment.

Casey Serin said...

Robbo!! Thanks for that sweet comment on my blog!! Hopefully the first of many from the Walrus. ;-)

Of course, I won't be answering any legitimate questions about paying my back taxes or doing the right thing. I'm a moral, upstanding Christian, and that's good enough for Jesus! :-p

Northern Renter said...

Rob et al,
I crave the indulgence of all to ignore this thread and, instead, to comment on something Rob had posted at CR.

I read a different explanation of the etymology of the phrase "to let the cat out of the bag" in the book "To Rule The Waves" (which is about the Royal Navy). Apparently the cat-o-nine-tails was kept in a baize bag and, when removed, was an obvious signal as to what was about to happen to some poor wretch.

And KC is almost a cat-o-nine-mortgages.

NR

Rob Dawg said...

I don't think truecasey has the long term memory to associate that post with me. The [real] guy is "Memento" for real.

What's with this "walrus" stuff? One fuzzy pic and I'm tagged for life? Well then, http://captainstlucifer.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/walrus-fossil.jpg
THAT's a walrus. ;-)

Rob Dawg said...

NR,
You are correct. The phrase origin is muddled. I was aware of the cat-o-nine tails but just didn't see the need to engage in an anthological pissing contest and merely chose one. Both worked for my purposes.

wagga said...

That's a fossilized dong, right?

Rob Dawg said...

Fossilized walrus dong.

Casey Serin said...

What's with this "walrus" stuff? One fuzzy pic and I'm tagged for life?

Your avatar is a bloated dog with a beer gut. ;-)

Post a new pic of the new [alleged] slim, trim Robbo, and we'll see if your nickname can be downgraded to "Harbor Seal". ;-)

Son of Brock Landers said...

Back in my old hometown, the local paper that is a semi-weekly free newspaper has grown while the daily that costs 50 cents is dying a slow death. I think free is the future if newspapers are to survive.

Rob Dawg said...

As soon as legal notices go online it is game over.

Lost Cause said...

The walrus was Paul. I thought everybody knew that.

If newspaper want to keep printing the unadulterated lies of the government like Pravda, they deserve to become the shit scrappers that they have become -- perfect for lining trash cans.

Lost Cause said...

the cat-o-nine-tails was kept in a baize bag

Is a baize bag anything like a man purse?

Unknown said...

Rob wrote: I don't think truecasey has the long term memory to associate that post with me. The [real] guy is "Memento" for real.

Rob, unbelievably, you were right. Casey just posted this comment, containing the excerpt:

"Welcome other new people: jamesmarks, [...], sobored02, robdawg"

He's not a Details Guy™, I guess. :-p

Unknown said...

Erm, I take that back... at the end of the very same comment:

"Robdawg… I see you still got CaseySerin.info forwarding… right on right on."

:-)

Rob Dawg said...

Maybe I should sell it to him?

Unknown said...

Well, Chris Record is supposedly holding CaseySerin.com "hostage" until the mop-topped moocher pays him back roughly $25,000 owed to him.

I'd bet he'd buy it off you for $50, maybe even $100. Sweet domain name flipping. Win-win.

Lost Cause said...

Chris Record -- Casey worked for this guy, yet he owes him $25,000.

This guy should be arrested for slavery.

H Simpson said...

Lost Cause

As in Sex Slave???


h.

The_Scum said...

"At 6:54 PM, Lost Cause said...
the cat-o-nine-tails was kept in a baize bag

Is a baize bag anything like a man purse?"

Please, the proper terminology is MURSE.

Thank you.

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