Bottomless equity traps.
Everything is a long drive.
Doglegs, it's what's for dinner.
Everyone's score is 35% less by the end of the round.
Instead of a "Mulligan" you get a "Sheila."
In a reversal the participants sponsor a bank.
If you play honestly you finish behind all the cheaters.
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Let me be the first to say I love golf.
I wouldn't waste a second of my day golfing.
Cali is full of cheaters.
Pair-a-dimes, that's all you'll have left by the end of the game.
After all of the workers are screwed and go home, golf will be the primary activity of American business.
Best part about golf... at any point on the fairway, if I'm thirsty, I just rip up some grass from the course, throw it into a portable blender, and drink my favorite: wheatgrass shots! Win-win!
Instead of caddies we can have orange jumpsuited realitters.
In new paradigm golf Casey can be the cart girl. And he won't just be flirting for tips!
Robbo, better dust off the old "Casey" blog tag -- I'm back.
Yes, it's real... Casey has been posting at CHC recently. :-D
If you play honestly you finish behind all the cheaters
I know this from personal experience. But I am a believer in the theory that in the long run the cheaters will get their comeuppance. Some people call it karma.
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