Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Resolved Mortgage Mods Are Evil

Isn't the pic just... I don't know, it makes feel all Akubi with chocolate sauce inside. The idea of helping the distressed borrower for the benefit of both borrower and lender is just so appealing. The problems however as not just the devil in the details or even the traditional definition of moral hazzard but the externalities that are being ignored. Without these bad loans going bad the poor neighbors will continue to be saddled with unduly high tax assesments but for one example.

No, when mods affect me by distorting markets I have no hesitancy in speaking up to protect my position.

OMG The Inmates Are Testifying


The San Diego UT reports:
Put moratorium on foreclosures, state consumer coalition advises
SACRAMENTO – Consumer advocates yesterday called for a moratorium on home foreclosures, warning that California is facing a tidal wave of foreclosures over the next year as more homeowners are hit with payment increases brought on by subprime loans and risky mortgages.
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He told the state Senate Banking, Finance and Insurance Committee that a six-month moratorium would give officials time “to figure out how to keep people in their homes.”

More than 46,000 California homes were in foreclosure in March and 76,732 more mortgage loans were seriously delinquent, the Mortgage Bankers Association estimates.
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Fisher and Leonard called for the creation of a fund to assist strapped homeowners in certain situations and for increased state oversight of mortgage lenders.
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Companies representing lenders said they try to work with borrowers to rearrange their loans to avoid foreclosures but often have trouble reaching borrowers to discuss new terms.
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She said financial support from the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development covered “less than two months of activity.”

“We've reached out to the lender community (for funding) but have received a lukewarm response,” she said.
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Asked about state funding to aid embattled homeowners, he said money might be available in some regulatory agency budgets that could be used to help fund homeowner counseling groups.

As for a moratorium on foreclosures, Machado said he thought a homeowner's complaint to the state against a foreclosing lender would trigger an investigation that would have the same effect as a moratorium.
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Do I really need to comment?

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

410 Avocado Place 93010 Inside Edition




Ahhh the "estate" life. More pics of the Countrywide asset basis.

410 Avocado Place 93010 Koi Edition

Picpalooza. Crappy houses happen. Foreclosures happen. Poor market judgements happen. Bad timing happens. Realtors happen. REOs happen. Countrywide just managed to put the entire housing bubble into one understandable package for us to oogle.

And this isn't about a good house gone bad or even the neighborhood that is still holding price. This is about an industry on ythe cusp of wrenching dislocation. Realtors are about to become the travel agents of the new century. Lenders are about to get a conservative backlash that'll leave "innovators" like CFC drying in the warm sun by thr koi pond. And yes we have koi sighting! Well, kio are a type of fish and mosquito eaters are a type of fish so close enough. PICS:





Designer kitchen
Step in, step up, step down, steps eberywhere
Comfortable accomodations
Pets with drinking problems okay
Recent plumbing
Skate of swim, your choice

More pics in the next post.

Don't Ask A Sane Person


This is the last 5 days trading the Hang Seng Index. Friday afternoon 19,500 minus. Tuesday morning 22,600 plus. Overnight gaps of more than 600, 700 and 700 points (3% +/-). Including all together a 10% point rise in 1 1/2 sessions. I don't need to tell anyone reading that this is not rational. It is certainly not investing and probably isn't even trading. What it is can best be described as desperation. Whether rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic or fighting for the last few chairs when the music stops remains to be seen. I think I'll go do a little investigative reporting and come back with the pictures I promised.

Sunday, August 19, 2007

410 Avocado Place 93010

Realtor dot com listing here. Looks fairly typical for the area. Big yard, lots of bedrooms, priced comparably. Alright, a slow market but price is price. The Zillow tells more of the story.
Nice pool. Trees. Good schools.
Even held value and apparently widened against the competition.
Sale History
05/01/2007: $929,250
09/13/1999: $520,000

Well Mrs. Dawg and I were yard sailing on Saturday and stopped in. Hey no problem without an appointment; Vaccant. Wide open. Not to worry about the danger, the pool was walkable across the mosquito larvae. The crunch of the broken glasstop cooking surface on the kitchen floor made a great burglar alarm. The recent short term tenants obviously perfered Jim Beam and generic brand condoms to the usual Chardonnay and french tickler crowd. And who owns this sweet piece of the American Dream? Countrywide. Real pictures and more on Tuesday. In the mean time ponder that the last market sales price was $520k and Countrywide was owed $929k and as a REO they value it ON THEIR BOOKS at $1.2m. Now why would they, Countrywide, with access to $187b in credit wish to inflate the value of some piddling little asset only a dozen miles from the corporate HQ? Surely an oversight. Don't you think?

Friday, August 17, 2007

Bueller? Bueller?

For the rest of us, the stock market is cheap on a price-earnings basis, profits are fabulous, Mrs. Clinton and Mr. Giuliani are far from being socialists and in the long run, both here and abroad, stocks are a lovely place to be.

Even the gods get one wrong from time to time.

Update: Wierd truncation. Here is the linky thingy:
http://money.cnn.com/galleries/2007/fortune/0708/gallery.crisiscounsel.fortune/13.html

Hunting License

A week of butchering bulls has left the hunters craving a change of diet. And geee. all the free ammo they want. These whipsaws are just more evidence that a bunch of people have forgotten just what their jobs are supposed to be.

Why do I feel like the responsible son whose little brother with a gambling and substance abuse problem? He is running to mommy who is more than willing to spend all her assets and our potential inhieritance to enable his behavior.

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Housing Math

DEED TRADE MY HOUSE NOW

Reply to: hous-393348572@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-09, 6:38PM PDT

TERMS WOULD BE:
If you have real estate that appraises today for $90,000 to $105,000. You give me your real estate straight out withOUT me owing you or anyone any cash at anytime. Your Deed would be an even exchange for my Deed.
IN TRADE My house:
The current assumable loan on my home is $298,000 and it is a neg am. loan @ 7%. It's appraised value today according to the county tax assessor is $280,000. This house appraised at $383,000.00 when I bought it brand new 2 years ago this month. Plus, There is a 2nd on this house for $36,000. not assumable. Or you could negoiate a short sale with my lender. This house will easliy be a million dollar home in 20 years! In 7 years it should come back at $450 $500 when they complete building the stores gas stations and freeway access! I lost my job a year into it and can't make the payments ...... TRADE NOW! See pics of home below.

992 LAKEPORT WAY at Hyway 70 google map yahoo map
Location: 992 lakeport way 95961 plumas lake ca
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 393348572
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Insane. To think this idjit spent the time to make the add. He'll trade his $280k house for $105k if you assume his $298k loan and pay off his $36k loan. That's $141,000 upfront and $298,000 in debt, $439,000 for something worth maybe $220,000 and eventually $160,000.
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Thanks to Prop Flop for the story.

Today's Top Story


Brown, J. R. ‘THE MONEY MARKET PANIC IN AMERICA: SCENE AT THE STOCK EXCHANGE, SAN FRANCISCO’

Any Guesses?

I'm not being lazy. We all know what we have to talk about and a clever picture isn't it.
Update: Clever picture by demand.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

One Leg of the Stool

Amgen just announced restructuring and 2200 layoffs. THe CNBC breaking news guy couldn't help but mention that Amgen is HQ'd just a few miles from Countrywide.

Flip Flop Flip Flop


There's an old saying "Fool Me once..."

Let's see if it rings true. This is "Sterling Hills" aka Las Posas Adjacent. Just a local joke. According to Redfin the sales history for this Diamond on the Rough is:
Sales History
Date Price Appreciation
04/05/2007 $919,449 -21.2%/yr
04/14/2006 $1,160,000 29.5%/yr
10/31/2001 $367,273 -37.6%/yr
02/23/2001 $507,000 --

And what are they wishing for now? $987,000. These idiots want to be paid $67,000 for holding this turd for 3 freakin' months. Heck it sold for $1.16m just 15 months ago so why not? This one doesn't smell right.

839 DIAMOND DR Camarillo, CA 93010
Beds: 3 Baths: 3.5
Sq. Ft.: 2,690 $/Sq. Ft.: $367
Lot Size: 8,407 sq. ft.
Year Built: 2000 Stories: 1
County: Ventura Neighborhood: Las Posas Estates
MLS#: 70011688 Status: Active
On Redfin: 12 days
Sterling Hills; One story home with golf course view. Tile entry. 3 bedrooms, additional room could be sewing room or computer room. Granite counters in kitchen. Large master bedroom with beautiful bathroom and walk-in closet.

Countrywide Invests Wisely

The sinister plot reveals itself. Here we were worried about the burgeoning inventory of REOs of Countrywide's books. I guess this is why Angelo Mozilo gets the big bucks while your host begs for fishy treats and scooby snacks. As it turns out this streategy of Countrywide owning 2400 houses in California alone is not some consequence of loose lending practices but rather a very profitable investment strategy in that safest of all asset classes, SoCal luxury housing.

Check this Moorpark sweet deal:


That wily Mozilo scooped this little beauty into their portfolio on 06/01/2007 for a paltry $1,311,316 and look, already zillows for $400,000 more. And what a deal, Countrywide will let you have it for a mere $1,499,000. Win-win-win.

And just around the corner from the Dawg Pound™ World Headquarters:

410 Avocado Place, 93010
* Zestimate: $1,175,852
* 30-day change: -$65,869
* Value Range: $1,081,784 - $1,352,230
At first blush it may look like "the smartest guy in the room" took it up the pinstripes on this deal but wait, there's more. CFC on 05/01/2007 paid only $929,250. Even the zillow zestimate of a $65k drop barely dents the fat cushion of instant equity. And don't cry for the previous housemoaner. On 09/13/1999 they paid $520,000. So they've pulled $400k of high on the hog lifestyle out of the very same house. $50k/yr buys a lot of lifestyle. When you run with the big dawgs you gotta pay for your kibble.

So. Is Aneglo "Tan Man" Mozilo the smartest guy in the room or what?

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Riverpark FSBO

The home builders are full tilt to construct all the new neighborhodds in Riverpark our favorite California Central Coast canary in the coalmine. The recently annouced "Whole Foods" sign is up. Everything seems just fine at Riverpark. Time to collect the profits and move on. And here it is. ForSaleByOwner. This is too new to be zillowed and does not appear to be in the MLS. There is a nice hand lettered sign with a San Fernando phone number if you are interested at only $789,000. I guess the $137k in improvements justifies the $200k premium over builder models who are offering equal or better upgrades. Hurry, it has already been on the market for a month, no telling how long it will last.

Decision Matrix


It may well turn out that proposed cure will be worse than the disease. Thus I have ressurected my decision matrix for those of us who are still on the fence abouit the whole climate thingy.

Robert's Rules for Environmental [In]action:

Important, you may not skip questions. Feel free to substitute the eco-emergency of the moment for "global warming" as all are equal in the eyes of science.

Is there local climate change? Yes/No
No: end Don't Know: pause Yes: continue

Is there global climate change? Yes/No
No: end Don't Know: pause Yes: continue

Is global climate change bad? Yes/No
No: end Don't Know: pause Yes: continue

Is global climate change going to continue? Yes/No
No: end Don't Know: pause Yes: continue

Is global climate change controllable? Yes/No
No: end Don't Know: pause Yes: continue

Is global climate change influencable by human action? Yes/No
No: end Don't Know: pause Yes: continue

Is global climate change worse than the actions required? Yes/No
No: end Don't Know: pause Yes: continue

If you have reached this point on the decision tree you may now proceed to the public plebescite process to determine which radical actions are most popular/acceptable. Somehow the advocates for first world social upheaval seemed to have skipped all these steps.

Monday, August 13, 2007

Random Thought


What do the US residential housing markets look like in Euros instead of dollars?

Sunday, August 12, 2007

Math Is Hard


Global warming suffered a fatal margin call this week and its investors are in the process of liquidating their position but hope to reopen soon under a new banner of global climate change. Due to a black swan event (Y2K) the quant model used to rank temperature performance failed to accurately measure events of extreme conditions. Thus 1934 was actually the warmest year in the continental US for the 20th century and 5 of the ten warmest were prior to WW-II in contrast to the old warmist assertions that 1998 was warmest and 8 of the 10 warmest years were all in the 1990s.

Bad models, bad assumptions, black boxes, no independent verification. The global warming hoax only gost us a few trillions in misguided public policy. The broken financial models are likely to be far more dangerous.

Saturday, August 11, 2007

Dawg Homework Trouble

From The Charlotte Observer:
The Atlanta homebuilder blamed its former chief accounting officer, saying he may have "caused" the wrong numbers to be reported.
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Beazer shares closed at $15.19 in trading Friday on the New York Stock Exchange, down 9.37 percent on the day and 68 percent this year.

The shares hit a five-year low of $8.10 on Aug. 1 amid rumors the company might file for bankruptcy. Beazer has denounced such speculation as "scurrilous and unfounded."

Even The Street dot com had something negative to say:
Shares of Beazer lost 4.5% after hours to $14.50, after closing the regular session down 9.4%.
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Any questions? It was all an innocent mistake. And a former employer at that. Nothing to see, move along.

America's Greatest Export

The Australian this morning:

Banks act on stock rout

David Uren, Economics correspondent | August 11, 2007

WORLD central banks have poured almost $200 billion into financial markets in less than 24 hours in a bid to stem a global financial panic.

The Reserve Bank of Australia had to pump almost $5billion into the local market, about double the normal daily injection, to ensure that the cash interest rate did not spiral higher than the new 6.5per cent set only on Wednesday.

The fear of a financial meltdown stripped 3.9per cent, or about $58billion, from the value of the top 200 shares listed on the Australian sharemarket, with theAll Ordinaries index closing at 5965.2points.

It was the biggest plunge in markets, both in Australia and around the world, since the aftermath of September 11, 2001.
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Hat tip wagga for keeping up with the news back home.

Friday, August 10, 2007

What Did the Fed Do?


Putting out fires with gasoline.

NINJA Loans

NINJA is slang for no income, no job, no assets. The problem is that there is no rational process to assess risk for assets and borrowers where both have blanks on their data sheets. One datum that seems to have been overlooked. Did anyone notice that the subprime market started deteriorating at the same time the FBI instituted automated income reporting procedures? What are those called again? Oh yes. 4506-T requests that started the first week of October 2006.

Thursday, August 09, 2007

Open Stock Market Thread


Earthquake in Northridge. Financials getting hammered. I know what I think. I don't want to hear it anymore. I'm okay and I'm not interested in seeing naked neighbors as the tide goes out. I do know the person not to be:

A BMW/Mercedes Dealer at the Thousand Oaks Auto Mall catering to Realtors™ and paying for your Las Vegas luxury Condotel investment unit with a LIBOR indexed HELOC on your primary luxury home purchased in 2006 with a 5/1 100% I/O.

I think I may have some sweet 10year futures that probably look pretty good. I'll check tonight. DJIA down 380? Not even enough digits to wake up the somnolent. For those interested in the picture; I'm the second triangle to the left of the star. Countrywide and Amgen are the triangle immediately to the left of the epicenter.

"It is a scary time to be at Amgen"


The LATimes has finally broken the MSM silence. This blog and others have been warning about this for a very long time. Now that EN is but a shadow of its former self I hope all the remaining readers are either old enough or smart enough to read the ten foot tall letters spray painted on the side of the Conejo Valley.
Although plans have not been finalized, the company is expected to announce it is reducing its workforce by as much as 15% in the next several weeks, according to three people familiar with the matter.

The company, however, says layoff talk is premature.

"We have made no announcements regarding staff reductions," Amgen spokesman David Polk said.

Amgen has already delayed plans for a new $1-billion plant in Ireland and has slowed manufacturing operations elsewhere. Many contractors and temporary workers have left the company in recent months and employee overtime has been curtailed, those familiar with the matter say.

Mark Shoenenbaum, a biotech analyst at Bear Stearns Cos., said that if pressure on Amgen continued to mount, it might have few choices but to cut expenses further. "There's likely fat in places they can find," he said.

Last week, Chief Executive Kevin Sharer left a general message to employees on the company's voicemail system indicating there may be upcoming changes. Some workers said privately that they considered the message ominous.

Anonymous postings by nervous Amgen employees on websites such as http://www.cafepharma.com and http://www.medzilla.com are filled with workers searching for clues. One message left July 30 said, "Does anyone have more recent information regarding the departments that will be impacted by the layoffs? I know it has started and it is a scary time to be at Amgen."

Anyone who's seen this before care to handle any questions from people who haven't lived long enough to have experience with this type of corporate denial? Short answer: Amgen is moving to Longmont, Colorado.

Relative Value


The flat brown line is the S&P 500. Anyone have an explanation why housing stocks are worth 5x what they were in 2000?
Fool with the Yahoo Charts if it amuses you.

Update: PVisionary suggests a 10 yer chart rather than starting in 2000. The second chart refects this. With the exception of Lennar the trend remains the same.

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Feces and Rotary Impellers

Countrywide May Shift to 'More Reliable' Funding, Analyst Says
Bloomberg-- Countrywide Financial Corp., the largest U.S. mortgage lender, may need to shift to `more reliable' sources of funding if turmoil continues in the subprime market, according to a report from CreditSights Inc.

The lender has drawn $52.7 billion from sources that may be restricted if worries about subprime mortgage defaults persist, New York-based CreditSights analyst David Hendler wrote in an Aug. 6 report. Countrywide has capacity to shift that funding into more certain sources estimated at $54.4 billion, he wrote.
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Translation: CFCs lending lines are drying up. This is very, very bad.

Healthy Start


Our children are our future. This from the Ventura County Star.
The Rio School District plans to open an Office of Student and Family Services to help families looking for assistance or an advocate for their child. Rio officials said they hope it will help the district become more responsive to community needs.
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While the health and social services assistance will be available to anyone in the district, the Healthy Start program will particularly focus on Rio's Mixteco community.

Rio's migrant student population totals about 1,000 students, and Kelly estimated 20 to 25 percent likely are Mixteco, an indigenous group from the Mexico states of Oaxaca, Guerrero and Puebla. Migrant students often change schools during the year as their families follow work in industries such as agriculture.

Many in Ventura County's Mixteco population don't speak Spanish or English and are isolated by language and culture. Families are centered in Hueneme, Oxnard and El Rio, said Susan Haverland, executive director of the local Mixteco/Indigena Community Organizing Project. It's a population that largely falls under the radar and needs more services, she said.

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And in a shocking but unrelated issue this same district is one of the worst performing in the region.

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Nouveau Riche in the Spotlight

Granted, it is only the LATimes but Nouveau Riche is at it again. Not content with their successes with their most famous graduate Casey Serin, NRU has decided to double down on their own pyramid scheme. Hey, don't all investment training institues have tubing rivers running through campus?
Nouveau Riche teaches that working for a salary is a fool's game; the road to riches requires leveraging debt to amass a portfolio of income-generating properties. Yet investing in rental properties, like all entrepreneurial endeavors, is hard work. A successful landlord has to know the market, maintain his properties, and retain paying tenants.

That doesn't seem to bother Nouveau Riche students, many of whom have seen their neighbors get rich flipping houses or renting them out during the boom. Judging from the callused hands and well-worn work boots spotted at a recent Nouveau Riche event, it attracts a blue-collar crowd for whom the promise of riches from real estate rings true at a gut level that stocks and bonds don't reach. "I know I'm not going to get wealthy working for the fire department," says Hector Magallanes, a firefighter from Los Angeles. "I'm working up the courage to take the risks I need to take to be financially independent."


Ahhh the sweeet smellll of passssive incommmmmme.

Countrywide Doubles Down

ABCNews (UK) reports on a pathetic attempt by Countrywide to call the bottom by pretending to bottom feed. Worse, it is working.
Countrywide acquires some assets of retail mortgage-exiting HomeBanc
Published on : Tue, 07 Aug 2007 14:06

LONDON (Thomson Financial) - Countrywide Financial Corporation and HomeBanc Corp announced today that they have reached an agreement whereby Countrywide will acquire some of the assets related to HomeBanc's retail mortgage operations, including five retail branches, and hire a significant number of HomeBanc's retail loan originators. Countrywide will pay no cash premium in the transaction.
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'Countrywide is continuing to leverage the opportunities that are arising from the consolidating market,' said a spokesman.
'In light of the extraordinary difficulties existing in the mortgage market, we feel this agreement with Countrywide provides us with an attractive opportunity to transition a portion of our mortgage origination assets to a well-established and respected lender in this space,' said a HomeBanc spokesman.
As part of the transaction, Countrywide will acquire fixed assets related to five branches in Georgia, Florida and North Carolina and will assume the leases of those branches. Countywide will not acquire any other assets or assume any other liabilities connected with HomeBanc.


My gosh where to begin deconstructing this move? Doesn't matter what I think. The stock is up 6% on the news. Got that? Adding a bad lending arm to your suppsedly strong lending arms makes CFC stronger. Damn, let's talk about more upbeat items. Energy primer and bridge collapse later today.

That's Despicable

Bloomberg Reports:
Aug. 7 (Bloomberg) -- Bear Stearns Cos.' decision to liquidate two bankrupt hedge funds in the Cayman Islands instead of New York may limit creditors' and investors' ability to get their money back.
While most of their assets are in New York, the funds filed for bankruptcy protection July 31 in a court in the Caymans, where they are incorporated. The bank also used a 2005 bankruptcy law to ask a U.S. judge in Manhattan to block all lawsuits against the funds and protect their U.S. assets during the Caymans proceedings.

The real issue is that there is a crisis of confidence. This feeds into that perception and threatens to spread the contagion. At the very least we can expect a flurry of ill concieved protectionist legislation from a congress desperate to be seen as doing something.

Monday, August 06, 2007

Save The Planet by Driving

TimesOnline:
Food production is now so energy-intensive that more carbon is emitted providing a person with enough calories to walk to the shops than a car would emit over the same distance. The climate could benefit if people avoided exercise, ate less and became couch potatoes.

Transportation and food handling are constantly getting more efficient so this is unlikely to change. Maybe we can even get so efficient that biofuels become energy positive.

Echoes and Snapbacks

What The PacNorwesters and Phoenecians, Tuscans Vegans, et al don't see comong as a result of the recent credit seizure is the "Kalifornia Echo." You heard that term here first. There will be no more California Equity Locusts at all. None. Zip, zero, nada. They can't move because they can't sell AND they can't qualify themselves. Still in California = stuck in California. But wait, that's not all. "The Snapback" is coming. All those bridging Californians who bought PacNorWest, Great SouthWest before disposing of their overpriced, overleveraged SoCal POSes are going to have to choose and at least half will be forced to choose the Cali house as the one to save. Even then a vast number are going to lose it all but that's another story. All they'll leave behind besides keys, brown lawns, green pools and weeds is a vastly inflated property assesment basis for you locals to continue to pay. You are quite welcome.

Sunday, August 05, 2007

Vegas is HOT

Ten thousand. Say it again so it sinks in; ten thousand empty houses. The San Diego UT reports that Vegas may not have been the boom town people thought.

Vegas housing slump continues

ASSOCIATED PRESS

August 5, 2007

LAS VEGAS – Analysts see no end in sight to a housing slump in Las Vegas, where home sales are off by 40 percent, prices continue to fall and home builders have sharply cut back on construction.

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New homes sales through May were down 43.8 percent in Las Vegas from a year ago and resales were off by 34.7 percent, according to Home Builders Research.

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The inventory of homes for sale on the Multiple Listing Service climbed to a record 23,642 in June, with about 40 percent of them sitting vacant.

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“Thus far, this market is performing at a much higher level than the pundits suggest. What outside observers tend to miss – and sometimes even local analysts – is that this market is in the middle of a major transition. Things are changing and we think for the better,” he added.

Saturday, August 04, 2007

Consumer Spending

Sorry to be so "econometric" this last week but that's where the stories have been. This coming week promises to get back on track with some juicy land use/planning/transportation tidbits. The recent financial turmoil is actually responsible for the impending rash of exurban problems long festering finally being discussed. There's a war about to break out that no one has any clue could even exist. Civil servants are massively overpaid and their positions are massively overmanned and to near an employee they'll swear the exact opposite. Now they are in for an interesting discovery; their pensions are not really pensions, they are a combination of vested assets and claims on future tax revenues.

But first we need to see why there will be a revenue crunch at the municipal level. Here is yesterday's and last six months of the RLX:


Consumer spending is 2/3rds of GDP, municipalities are not only seeing late property taxes but should be planning for drastically lower business and sales tax revenues. Another perfect storm is brewing and the current one hasn't even made landfall.

Gee Beav Ya Think?

Time to play another round. The rulez™ are easy. Listen to any of the talking heads this weekend and whenever they deign to explain to we idjits in blogland just why something bad happened imagine Wally's little brother Theodore explaining the painfully obvious. Then dope slap the television and shout "Gee Beav, Ya Think?"

Example: Stocks ended another volatile week with a sharp selloff on Friday amid worries about credit markets and a weakening economy. "Bears have control over the tape in the short term," said Alec Young of Standard & Poor's. "Investors are repricing risk and taking the stock market down a peg or two."

"Gee Beav, Ya Think?"

Friday, August 03, 2007

Somebody Send My Stomach Along Later

It's just like watching a soap bubble. You keep thinking it can't get any thinner or unstable then... pop! Looks like nobody wants to be in a market where Wells Fargo raises Jumbo Prime rates to 8% and Novastar appears to have ceased originating. (update: BJ corrected mytype)

Thursday, August 02, 2007


Most readers are not going to find this topical... AT FIRST. Bear with the thought process. This is a remote laser focused temperature sensor.

Casey's Big Brother?


HSBC is an interesting case. They swear on their still living mother's grave that their exposure to the subprime mess is minimal. Check out the graph above. Somebody knows something and isn't talking. This is a volume chart, and in honor of that most omniscient chart god CalculatedRisk the chart is not offset from zero.

It gets worse. I mean come on. Volume? WTF is volume? I don't care. What I care about is the next datum. What percentage of HSBCs market cap is their subprime exposure? Ans: 20%.