Friday, July 06, 2007

We Insist that What is Ours Be Returned


In an amazing turnaround the Mexican Government has petetioned the United States for return of anything Mexican. The unambigious demand was made in context of a trivial boundary discrepancy along the US/Mexican shared border in New Mexico. The AP story is here.

I cannot be more thrilled. 6 feet of dirt and 12 million illegals? Deal!

25 comments:

The Dude said...

FIRST

The Dude said...

That's another FIRST for the King!

Unknown said...

murst, thirst, liverwurst

CHJTS said...

murst foist liverwurst

The Dude said...

....and on topic, I agree, let's give Mexico what belongs to them. In addition to the the 1.5 miles of land, they take back 15M of their citizens.

Unknown said...

we don't have to send back the cuisine, tho, right?

CHJTS said...

REmember the rules there anon...it is irrelevant that rob has made you register...The rules clearly state that ANON, anonymous or any derivation of it are invalid from the First/murst game.

You are going to have to go register another account to play.

I hereby strip you of your murst/liverwurst based on the rules of conduct by the Federal and Regional Association of United Decrees:

Please note in F.R.A.U.D. bylaws
the section M. Paragprah U. Subsection R. line item S. sub line E.

1. No anon's, anonymous, hereinafter referred to as anonopussies:

Are allowed to participate in Murst, First, Moist, Liverwurst or any variance of, The casey serin Murst game.

Should they choose to try and participate, there entries are to be disregarded.

Further penalties:

Should they bitch, moan, whine, or jump up and down stamping their feet, or hold their breath, they shall at the forums discretion,

be subject to being dragged out behind the woodshed and beaten down with murses full of rocks.

Caseys Sex Life said...

Not MY murse CHJTS! Everything I own is in it!

I feel very needy right now - The Dude can you tell me how I can have a picture of myself beside my comments?

Unknown said...

hey. i signed up. i have a name. it's unique, even if it's not to your liking.

foyisc said...

so casey is going to make a run for the border?

Caseys Sex Life said...

Damn Anon- you shoulda asked me for a name - I have a gazillion. Though I only used it once - "Blue Ballz Keep Fallin on my Head" - it still holds a place near and dear to my heart. And the follow up smash hit "Blue Ballz Keep Restin on my Chin" is a close second.

Wowsa - tonite's goona be a blast!

The Dude said...

Sex,

Go to your Blogger user profile settings.....it's there.

1)locate the avatar
2)upload to your Flickr acct
3)put link in profile

Save and your done

How's that for having mad IT skillz!

serinitis said...

@Dude

The deeper question is how can you have a picture of nothing?

The Dude said...

Anon,

Keep the name if you like it....but be aware that you aren't eligible for FIRSTS!

Caseys Sex Life said...

Dude,

I like the way you called me that! What are you doing after my fraudcast tonite, big boy?

My looser alter ego - the silly wench posting for me does not have a flicker account. But you, his royal Dudeness, are the bomb - wanna see what's in my murse?

Unknown said...

in the days of true (or relative) anonymity, i can see where the glory of firstness, murstness or liverwurstness might be stripped away. however, given the recent turn of events, this is now an arbitrary and unnecessary decree.

Duane LeGate said...

I need to speak with ANNIE asap... if there is anyone that has my cell number and knows how to contact ANNIe, please do so...

THANKS...

I wanna beat this creep...

Caseys Sex Life said...

Casey is on live now - eating shrimp tacos at the Capitol Garage Cafe in Sac.

Caseys Sex Life said...

He is drinking Newcastle and wants Mark to call in because he has never been one to hide from people

CHJTS said...

duane.

I may know how to get ahold of her.


GIve me a few minutes and I will email you with what I have.

LossMitPro said...

@ Caseys Sex Life

Oh I plan on calling in but not speaking. I truly just want to listen, and besides I have a headache! ;)

~Mark

Kerriella said...

so where is he? It says it's recording but nothing is happening.

Caseys Sex Life said...

GO DUDE!!!

blakdawg said...

the call is happening - click on the play/pause button if you're not hearing it.

Anonymous said...

How much did I miss? F***.