Friday, January 12, 2007

T-Minus 9 Months to Our Goals, Post them here


Nota Bene: This is "Knuckles" the real cat. 18 pounds. Note no fat. This is what I imagine Sputnik was like before all the Bill The Cat drugs and Death Tunge head banging.

So. By Sept 10th 2007 I hope to have been able to redeploy my liquid investment assets into a depressed stock market and have cemented my reputation for prescience. My goal of having a top 100 weblog will have to be changed as since signing up this morning I've gone from obscurity to number 96 [Update: Fri nite #87, Sat morn #74, Sat afternoon #68, Sat nite #64 and asymptotic towards about 55 but I suspect another 10 places after entering a full cycle]. That little blue tag to the right. I want my office finished. It's gonna be bitch cold tonight, a hard freeze and the roof is not insulated yet. I want the office clean and my tools organized. New walkway. New patio. Iceberg rose garden and Korea grass on the upper level of the property. Landscape the lower level and middle hillside. For those interested I live on the side of a hill overlooking a golf course; street level, upper hillside, house pad, middle hillside, lower level, lower hillside. Multiyear project. Fun.

Oh, and I want Knuckles to poop in Casey's shoes.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

My goals for nine months from now:

I would like a passive agressive income of $5,000/mo. I plan on doing this with no money down, and driving by 100-200 apartments a month on my commute home.

I also plan to get my grass intake from Jamba Juice, since my habit of getting it from crashing my mountain bike face first is starting to disagree with me.

Sleepovers with Zooey Daschenel. Groowwwl.

Oh, and finish my kitchen remodel, put down new baseboards, and drink a beer from every country in the world that makes one. But not all at once.

-jbjbj

Rob Dawg said...

Why not all at once? The secret for avoiding hangovers is to never sober up.

Anonymous said...

My goal for September 10, 2007 is to start a reality TV show titled READY-FIRE-AIM featuring Casey and Dick Cheney quail hunting in an undisclosed secret location. Perhaps we could throw in Rich Dad, W. and a team of advisors for good measure.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, I should have been a little clearer. I will not be doing the re-model and baseboard project WHILE drinking a beer from every country in the world that makes one.

Anonymous said...

IT'S HOMEY TIME

YO YO YO ROB DAWG!!!

How it be hangin cuz?

Hab you dun seen dat Casey kat? Lordy Lordy, he don't stop scammin. No sir. Nots fo one dam secund.

Here be hiz new scam. You knowz dat Ablebuyer? Dee one dat he is gonna start usin cauz da ole one dun be allz used up lyke an ole crack ho?

Well chek dis out cuz.

http://www.milliondollarjourney.com/increasing-passive-income-online-with-mylot.htm

Yessa, dat be hiz new scam FO SHO. He gonna use dat nu blog to gets LOTS of referuls so he kin makes alls dat passiv inkum he be talkin bout. FO SHO.

Dat boy dun stoll anuder peeps idear AGIN. Y caint he figur owt sumthin by hisself fo wunce?

Yu dunn herd it hear firs. FO SHO.

DAT be da troof.

I hopes dat DA man gets ahold o him befo he scam mo peeple.

Love,

Homey

PS. Homey gonna goez too dat 4closure sail on dat houz on da 24. I wanz too sees dat Casey kat an says HI.

Anonymous said...

I have to say that I still believe Casey will not face charges.

Mainly because it's now obvious he is COMPLETELY INSANE.

When he posted about buying a 200 unit apartment building...

I don't think Cashcall will be of any help there.

Look for him to end up at the local ER soon, where the psych resident on call will send him up involuntary.

Anonymous said...

Okay, now he's gone way too far. He is stating that he has found a lender who will back him but not for less than $10 million.

What could he be trying to set up with this nonsense? He has to realize no one is going to believe any of this. Maybe he is hoping some faithful readers will pitch in for a down payment or something and then take the money and run? I don't know.

I am really, really hoping he goes to jail for a long time. He's nothing more than a con man, and I can't trust a single word he says anymore!

Miguel said...

Totally agree about Casey's apparent total insanity - but maybe this is a cunning ploy to get a lenient sentence on the grounds of diminished responsibility?

Rob Dawg said...

It sure is easier to look away at this point. I'd be willing to bet he did a google search on commercial real estate lenders and clicked on a web page the claimed $10-100 million. We specialize in problem loans." or some such come on. In Casetworld™ that's the same as cash in hand.

Casey is plain old stupid and uneducated and lacks both common sense and street smarts. Cruel but it is time for "US" to accept this. The people here are projecting their life experiences on his. It sure would be fun if he were smart and clever like "us" and we could all laugh and howl as he pulls the ripcord just as we think he's gonna crash but face it. He's a remarkable dullard. His only value is to flush out the structural defects in a society and economy that allow such a disaster to occur.

Anonymous said...

Congrats Rob Dawg! You’re #20 now and our little hero seems to be cornered into a smaller and smaller box.