Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Lansplatter California

Check out these beauties.

$80,000 [$47/sf]
Sep 26, 2005 Sold $270,000
May 30, 1996 Sold $51,500
Aug 08, 1995 Sold $80,826
Jun 30, 1989 Sold $113,000

$49,999 [$47/sf]
Jun 13, 2005 Sold $210,000
Nov 05, 1998 Sold $45,000
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Now Lancaster is... well... Lancaster but these pencil out as disposable rentals. $270k->$80k in 38 months. $210k -> $50k in 40 months. Both back to late 1990s prices. We live in interesting times.

9 comments:

Jean ValJean said...

Good Lord, what happened to the big tit pictures or the nice round asses?

First just an image of the sun and now this?

I have to find the bleach now. Thank you.

Rob Dawg said...

Hey, at least i put it "under the fold."

Ala Douche said...

Good grief, Rob.... we don't need to see pictures of your backside. ;-p

Your butt-crack goes all the way down to your knees, for Christ's sake...

Rob Dawg said...

Ala Douche said...
Good grief, Rob.... we don't need to see pictures of your backside.
How do you know that's my backside? Oh... wait. That body only has five toes. Can't be me.

tj and the bear said...

Unfortunately can't use bleach on the eyes.

Dawg, you're killing us!

Rob Dawg said...

Which picture is bothering people? Single car garages in Lancaster are ugly and distressing but this reaction?

Cobradriver said...

Rob,

A place with Gulf access. Not sailboat,just powerboat. One bridge to get under. Been on the market 426 days. I bet you could do 50-60K cash. I have no idea if something like this would even interest you. I am going to run by tomorrow after work to look at it. No interest myself but I want to see the outside...

http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/651-Palmetto-Dr-Northeast_Port-Charlotte_FL_33952_1096194358

Counties listing...

http://www.ccappraiser.com/Show_parcel.asp?acct=402421200014%20%20&gen=T&tax=T&bld=T&oth=T&sal=T&lnd=T&leg=T

tj,

Gulf access down a curvy waterway. Probably 30 minutes to the Peace River...As a SWAG I would venture this place is worth maybe 100. Maybe. It was peeled off a larger tract. It also has a funky ECO Zoning that is stupid restrictive on what can be built...

http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/Serene-Dr_Punta-Gorda_FL_33982_1107639989

Counties listing...

http://www.ccappraiser.com/Show_parcel.asp?acct=402421200014%20%20&gen=T&tax=T&bld=T&oth=T&sal=T&lnd=T&leg=T


I really need to start drinking again after that picture.
You could have at least included a picture of Carrie Fisher to go with Jabba...

Off to bed. 0300 is early.

Chris

Santa Flipper Clause said...

Ho Ho Ho - It's Santa Flipper Clause

Not just bleach, but mind bleach.

Santa F. Clause

Pleather Murse said...

"Two weeks ago, Joyti Goundar, an agent at Redfin, a residential real estate brokerage, entered a bid of $420,000 for a three-bedroom, 1,625-square-foot La Crescenta home outside of L.A., listed at $299,000. When she lost the bid, she wasn't surprised. In July of 2008, Goundar bid $559,000 for a two-bedroom Arcadia house, also outside L.A., listed by Wells Fargo for $459,900. That one received 105 bids, driving the price up to $628,000, according to Los Angeles County records. 'Sellers want to generate a bidding war, and it's working,' she says."

http://realestate.yahoo.com/promo/how-low-will-real-estate-go.html