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Friday, May 18, 2007
Kill Blog and Get a Job!
CS: "$1,000/week or Kill Blog and Get a Job!"
Wow... who saw this one? Not. Casey has been intervened. No question.
I love her stationery. Now all she needs a professional scrapbooker to work it over; a few stamps, maybe a couple of ribbons, and cute photo. And kittens, needs to have kittens!
And his style of writing says all you need to know about him. Disorganized, heavily modified, and all on one page, because more than one page--or typing it up, heaven forbid!--would be too much.
I'm not savvy enough to know what he could possibly be pulling in off of his blog ads. But I can't believe it to be $1,000 a week. So he'll have to atleast get a few contract jobs so he doesn't violate the terms of his agreement.
Holy CAH-RAP did his blog take a turn for the worst. It was kind of interesting when he actually had homes that were going to be foreclosed - the blog was rife with fraud and lies and conniving and possible jail time.
Now he's resorting to hand-written contracts with his wife to shape up.
Hardly entertaining - and DEFINITELY not worth following. I don't care if G stays or goes; divorces are a dime a dozen these days.
I was more interested in seeing a guy on the lam - how long before our hero, nay Zero, finally ends up in the pokey? Will he save his houses? WILL HE TURN A PROFIT!!?!?
*ho hum* So he wrote out a couple of "contract" with his wife, the end result of failure is a divorce.
My 9 yr. old niece has a better signature than that thing. It looks like he wrote it with his "weak" hand. Maybe he did, to "get off" on a technicality.
Or maybe it's the blue nails.
Perhaps it's just that it accurately reflects his maturity. Who knows. More mocking material for me.
Does anyone (OK, anyone outside of EN) believe that this agreement means any-freaking-thing? He'll blow it off in a heartbeat, and find some way to rationalize it to G and the "family and friends" who witnessed it.
Think about it. Does anyone have any fantasy that these "agreements" are enforceable in any way? Given that G's only way to enforce would be to divorce his sorry ass, what happens when he jerks them off one more time? Do ya think she'll divorce him/kick him out of the house? What makes you think that, aha, THIS time, she's going to draw the line?
IAFF some time ago ceased to have anything to do with foreclosure, RE or even the normal business world. It is, instead, simply a venue for a highly troubled young man to work out his emotional problems publicly.
EN'ers are the first to call bullshit on this stuff. The only people who might even consider taking Casey at his word, to think that this is now a moment of high drama, with unbelievable stakes, and that Casey is now bound--by his own (puerile, girlish) signature!!--to take remedial steps, are a few of those still commenting directly at IAFF.
Galina stated in public that only adultery or abuse (or was it drinking) was terms for divorce.
However.
She may have a plan worked out with family and her support pros that the "job or get out" step is next, and another intervention, if he fails to honor what he's agreed to.
I'll bet it was a real emotional day for him - I'll bet a year's pay Galina was stony faced and shithead cried his spindly ass off. Wuss.
I see there's a clause in there that says that Galina or family members or "anything too personal" can no longer be discussed in any way.
I broke my rule and commented to point out that this marks a new low for Casey. This contract is like something you would give an immature and troubled teenager since switching became illegal.
Shithead, if this is for real (besides you breaking the promise already by posting VERY intimate contracts between you and your wife), this is not a "challenge", it's an ultimatum. You HAVE to do it, not try, try, try!
He's being too flippant about it. I take it all back, I'm calling bullshit.
*smack forehead* He's trying to derail all the attention on Duane.
Damn it, i fell for a troll. I hate it when i do that.
The only way I beleive this is if we get a white page next week at noon, on Friday.
For those of you not on his mailing list, here is some info not included on his latest entry:
...
The exposure has brought lots of great contacts and opportunities.
For example I've been invited to work as a commission-only account executive for a large capital brokerage firm out of Utah. We do commercial loans and private equity for projects $10 million and up.
We also have a TON of big deals available. From prime developments in Costa Rica to private-sale buildings in San Francisco to billion-dollar casinos in Las Vegas to pools of mortgage notes, to an NBA team and gold mine for sale... you name it!
If you need big money or have big money to place, let me know! (brokers protected)
CHJTS said... DATE: May 18, The year of our Lord 200 (and) 7.
Intent: to prove I can generate a STABLE erection to replace Nigels satisfying of my wife and/or $52k/yr job.
This money cannot be money from a sweet jambajuice cashback deal or anything similiar such as: 1. a fundraiser for a penny a bounce on the blue ball. 2. a dollar a day for every day I can go without wearing the same blue shirt. 3. 5 dollars a day for each and every day I can go without nigels nose hairs tickling my belly button. 4. 500 dollars a week that I admit I a complete and utter failure in every aspect of my life and marriage.
PROMISE: I, snowflake (aka casey serin, aka buttflakes boy toy), promise to steal (redacted), Con (redacted), embezzle (redacted), FINE...earn (now I sound like a w-2 looser), $1,000 cash "in hand" by Friday May 25th, at 11:69 PM. "In hand" is be defined as physically in hand and on the dining room table. Additionaly you must wash Nigels DNA off of your hand before handling the cash "in hand".
CONSEQUENCES:
If I fail to blow nigel 1,000 times (redacted), blow nigel on the kitchen table (redacted), under the kitchen table (redacted), steal-con-embezzle (redacted) earn 1000 "dna in hand" as outlined above then I will do the following within 2 hours of being a failure on top of already being a failure:
1. Shut down IAFF.Com at my convenience (redacted), immedietly and permanently (like the I heart Nigel tattoo I have on my ass), never to have my sphincter reopened and violated by Nigel again. This means nigel will no longer use the pull out method and the pants pull down method will no longer be done. The website will be replaced with a blank page much resembling the look on Caseys face when looking at a job application or anything that requires thought or work.
The domain cannot be sold and must stay registered in caseys ownership indefinetly. (sweet--I can put it in a trust and do an assignment of beneficial interest and retain 1% ownership and have someone else listed as the beneficiary and get some sweet jamba cash back--win-win--dont tell Galina).
Casey may not start a new blog with similar themes and content.
2. Give up my labtop cellphone and promise not to look at indonesian midget porn again unless at the public library.
I may not buy a new labtop, any kind of computer or any kind of phone for 2 years (why would I buy those things when I already have them?)
Any emails, cybering, and or communication with nigel cannot be labeled as business to try and hide your brokerback mountain relationship with him.
I may get a new number for personal use only and I may have phone sex with nigel only when Galina wont put out because I am an inept girly man and when she is with me she feels like a lesbian since I have a uterus.
3. Get a full time w-2 looser job based on my skills. (reality of this is collecting change on a freeway on ramp). I will start looking for a job immediately and will do everything I can to get the highest paying job available at mcdonalds that there is since that is all I am actually qualified for. I will stay at the job for a minimum of 2 years and get promoted to head french fry manager. The only side business I am allowed to do in this time is to upsell people to a chicken ceaswer side salad.
NOTES:--Also, I must adhere strictly to the May 6th agreement of no more debt or consequences will apply as follows:
1. I will not be allowed to bounce on my blue ball for 5 minutes.
Infraction 2: I will not be allowed to bounce on my blue ball while in the corner for a time out.
Infraction 3: I will not be able to read nigel a bedtime story on the phone for 3 days.
Infraction 4: Galina's brother will kick me in the balls and shove a live cattle prod up my ass.
Infraction 5: My sphincter will be cauterized thus permanently banning me from no nigel ass back @ the closing.
Infraction 6: Galina will leave me and I will be free to have a real begathon.
Also, I cannot talk about Galina, her involvement in the scamming including but not limited too...holding title and quitclaim deeding it to me, knowing full well how the money was being spent from the cashback on the properties, attending the real estate seminars with me, enabling me to be a douchebag, being listed in the corporation as a fiduciary of the corporations and also doing day to day business with the properties.
Do you what kind of attention to detail the sale of a casino would entail?
Wait, what am i saying. Casey's blathering is about as real as a 10 year old kid saying "I'm gonna be a cowboy when I grow up!"
I mean, honestly, Casey, you can barely shower daily, do you really think you have what it takes to roll with the big boys?
This HAS to be someone pulling his leg. No WAY someone working at that level would see *any* potential in Snowflake, except as a fall guy. Sell real estate overseas? With no commercial real estate training, real estate law background, or college education?
You're full of shit Casey! You're either being fooled in a very elaborate joke, or you're lying.
Is this the end of our intrepid hero? No, scratch that. Not intrepid and certainly not a hero.
Is this the end of our lazy looser?
Does ANYONE out there think he'll be able to make the $1k/wk? Anyone... Bueller? Bueller?
Yes, he may make it the first week or two - desperation can drive some action, but he'll fail within a month.
What happens then? If it were just G, I'd say he'd blow smoke up her butt and continue on his merry way. Given everyone else involved, he may have a hard time of it.
Bets anyone? Actually shuts down the blog? Kicked out of the house? Get a job? Divorce?
Very low chance of shutting down the blog, he's an attention whore and, frankly, it's the only thing he has left.
Kicked out of the house - likely.
Divorce - also likely.
Get a job... well, let's watch out for weasle words here. He may (and only MAY) get a job, but it would be something part time and "fluffy" - bird dogging for someone or writing reviews for products. That I could see.
A real 40hr/wk job? Not a chance.
Reality may be catching up to him. Of course, a year from now he'll be saying it's all G's fault that he is where he is - if only she'd supported him now, he'd be wildly wealthy, successful, blah, blah, blah....
"btw, i am taking bets. 1000 to 1 odds he abides by both agreements for a period of a month."
baa,
I will take your bet, wagering $10.00 at the 1000 to 1 odds you have offered that Casey will abide by both agreements for a period of a month. If he does comply, you owe me $10,000.00. If he doesn't, I owe you $10.00.
I will almost certainly lose my stake, but the high payoff you offer is too compelling.
Rob Dawg, will you hold the stakes? I will will pay you 1% if I win.
The going rate for white, russian/eastern european escorts in Casey's area is about $250-300 an hour.
I say Galina match the $1000 weekly - she could do it in a day, easily - and tax free.
(No, I've never hired one, I just went to lovings.com, a notorious escort site, they got written up during the .com boom because the nerds of Web 1.0 could'nt meet women, so prostitution skyrocketed)
I don't know if it's deliberate or if she's just being dumb, but it's not like he'll magically be able to get a $52K a year job overnight; especially if she makes him swear off all computer use and sell his car.
I was going to post something about the handwriting revealing a sociopath, but eh.
This is such obvious bullshit. The "marriage on the rocks" storyline only plays out for so long. I'm sure he and Galina are writing the "moved in with parents" storyline now, and then the "going back to school" storyline, etc etc.
Maybe he's jockeying to be some sort of dramatic writer, who knows. He could probably write for Fox; "there's another mole inside CTU" is about as creative as this crap.
For example I've been invited to work as a commission-only account executive for a large capital brokerage firm out of Utah. We do commercial loans and private equity for projects $10 million and up.
God, help me!!!! I am becoming incontinent! ROTFL!!
I will take your bet, wagering $10.00 at the 1000 to 1 odds you have offered that Casey will abide by both agreements for a period of a month. If he does comply, you owe me $10,000.00. If he doesn't, I owe you $10.00.
Take a loan out from the bank for $4k, pay Casey to clean your pool for a month, and you've got an easy $6k.
According to Duane, he had spent $30k BEFORE joining NRU, where he spent ANOTHER $20k (?), so, instead of the $30k figure, it is really $50k.
I assume in his mind the NRU money is not "spent", it is an investment which he will recoup when (hah, hah) he gets a commission from NRU for bringing in more suckers.
Casey is playing everyone like a fiddle. I am willing to bet that 2 months from now, the blog will still be up, casey still won't have a job, and people will still fall for his crap.
This kind of thing makes my blood boil. Seriously, say Casey is borderline mentally ill or retarded. Look at the cost to his family life. This stuff cries out for justice.
"The exposure has brought lots of great contacts and opportunities.
For example I've been invited to work as a commission-only account executive for a large capital brokerage firm out of Utah. We do commercial loans and private equity for projects $10 million and up.
We also have a TON of big deals available. From prime developments in Costa Rica to private-sale buildings in San Francisco to billion-dollar casinos in Las Vegas to pools of mortgage notes, to an NBA team and gold mine for sale... you name it!
If you need big money or have big money to place, let me know! (brokers protected)
Fun stuff..."
That sounds a lot like his email to Ramit of "I will show you how to be rich" crap. Look at how he makes it seem like he has all these huge deals and partners etc...same shit different day.
Casey can get a fuckload of money for selling a kidney. Quick, somebody go over to IAFF and tell him that. No, wait, he just saw it here. Hi, Casey! You suck.
At 4:02 PM, Stephanie J. inspired me to wax lyrical about our boy...
Maybe he'll stand up tonight, while they're sitting around watching VH1; and say:
"Hey, I'm going to go out and get some soy milk..."
...and the last they'll ever hear of Casey is the receding roar of the Jetta's little engine.
********************************
Got a wife and kin in Sacramo' Jack I went out for a Jamba and I never went back Like a REO that don't know where it's going I flipped eight sweet deals and I just kept going
All those Haterz have an evil heart Lay down your money and I act my part My boy Nigel's got a mursty fart All those Haterz have an evil heart
I met her in a Church Bazaar We fell in love I knew I went too far Galina's clipboard made her look a star Now here I am in a Sacro' Wheatgrass bar
All those Haterz have an evil heart Lay down your money and I act my part My boy Nigel's got a mursty fart All those Haterz have an evil heart
The Jetta's become my place to rest Yulia's Sturgeon was the very best No Jamba, no sweet deals , that's my test I miss my laptop, cell phone and all the rest
All those Haterz have an evil heart Lay down your money and I act my part My boy Nigel's got a mursty fart All those Haterz have an evil heart
From Snowflake's site: "So I negotiated for a “one last chance” to prove to her that I can generate enough money to replace a $52K/year job that I am capable of getting."
Is this kid on glue or is he just plain stupid?
$52k/year in Sacramento for a murse-carrying web designer with no degree??
The salary range for a full fledged Software Engineer with a degree in CS is between $45k-$60k for the Sacramento area. And we are talking "software engineer" here; not some wannabe that dabbles in PHP and HTML.
I have to say, I think one of the major reasons Snowflake is hesitant on trying to find work is that he realizes he is not worth anywhere NEAR what he is telling Galina or the family.
We should *really* take that agreement to a handwriting analyst. Not fortune-teller types but the real "graphologists" that work with corporations to vet job applicants.
I bet they would pretty much diagnose a psychological problem.
CS: "$1,000/week or Kill Blog and Get a Job!"
69 comments:
YAWN...
"It's over johnny, ITS OVER"
I love her stationery. Now all she needs a professional scrapbooker to work it over; a few stamps, maybe a couple of ribbons, and cute photo. And kittens, needs to have kittens!
And his style of writing says all you need to know about him. Disorganized, heavily modified, and all on one page, because more than one page--or typing it up, heaven forbid!--would be too much.
Since nobody else said it... FIRST!
Murst! I always wanted to be murst, it's like a dream come true.
Murst!
Hopefully this is the end of Casey and the Murse!
Under his latest post there is a Yahoo divorce ad! ROTFLMAO!
No way Count Jamba Juice can go for even a week without begging or borrowing.
Moist!
Who says it's her stationary?
It could be her pastors...who could be one of the signatories...
I'm not savvy enough to know what he could possibly be pulling in off of his blog ads. But I can't believe it to be $1,000 a week.
So he'll have to atleast get a few contract jobs so he doesn't violate the terms of his agreement.
Holy CAH-RAP did his blog take a turn for the worst. It was kind of interesting when he actually had homes that were going to be foreclosed - the blog was rife with fraud and lies and conniving and possible jail time.
Now he's resorting to hand-written contracts with his wife to shape up.
Hardly entertaining - and DEFINITELY not worth following. I don't care if G stays or goes; divorces are a dime a dozen these days.
I was more interested in seeing a guy on the lam - how long before our hero, nay Zero, finally ends up in the pokey? Will he save his houses? WILL HE TURN A PROFIT!!?!?
*ho hum* So he wrote out a couple of "contract" with his wife, the end result of failure is a divorce.
Big whoop.
HOLY SIGNATURE, BAT-HATERZ!
Did you see his Signature??
My 9 yr. old niece has a better signature than that thing. It looks like he wrote it with his "weak" hand. Maybe he did, to "get off" on a technicality.
Or maybe it's the blue nails.
Perhaps it's just that it accurately reflects his maturity. Who knows. More mocking material for me.
Does anyone (OK, anyone outside of EN) believe that this agreement means any-freaking-thing? He'll blow it off in a heartbeat, and find some way to rationalize it to G and the "family and friends" who witnessed it.
Think about it. Does anyone have any fantasy that these "agreements" are enforceable in any way? Given that G's only way to enforce would be to divorce his sorry ass, what happens when he jerks them off one more time? Do ya think she'll divorce him/kick him out of the house? What makes you think that, aha, THIS time, she's going to draw the line?
IAFF some time ago ceased to have anything to do with foreclosure, RE or even the normal business world. It is, instead, simply a venue for a highly troubled young man to work out his emotional problems publicly.
15th!
I'd better get busy! Casey needs to pull 1k a week out of me! Maybe Galina will start touching me again!
re: my last comment and "anyone outside of EN"
EN'ers are the first to call bullshit on this stuff. The only people who might even consider taking Casey at his word, to think that this is now a moment of high drama, with unbelievable stakes, and that Casey is now bound--by his own (puerile, girlish) signature!!--to take remedial steps, are a few of those still commenting directly at IAFF.
Galina stated in public that only adultery or abuse (or was it drinking) was terms for divorce.
However.
She may have a plan worked out with family and her support pros that the "job or get out" step is next, and another intervention, if he fails to honor what he's agreed to.
I'll bet it was a real emotional day for him - I'll bet a year's pay Galina was stony faced and shithead cried his spindly ass off. Wuss.
Divorce is not mentioned in the consequences list. His "punishments" are a joke, cmon, "get a w2 job" "no laptop or phone" "no blog"? Please
And that handwriting, damn!
I see there's a clause in there that says that Galina or family members or "anything too personal" can no longer be discussed in any way.
I broke my rule and commented to point out that this marks a new low for Casey. This contract is like something you would give an immature and troubled teenager since switching became illegal.
Next Saturday's post: Galina Serin: NO DEAL!
Aside: just one text link advertiser now? Did the rest bail? or was he padding the roster all along?
Gawd, he's referring to it as a "challenge".
Gah.
Shithead, if this is for real (besides you breaking the promise already by posting VERY intimate contracts between you and your wife), this is not a "challenge", it's an ultimatum. You HAVE to do it, not try, try, try!
He's being too flippant about it. I take it all back, I'm calling bullshit.
*smack forehead* He's trying to derail all the attention on Duane.
Damn it, i fell for a troll. I hate it when i do that.
The only way I beleive this is if we get a white page next week at noon, on Friday.
I would miss casey :(
I don't want him to go away
Now he's resorting to hand-written contracts with his wife to shape up.
Did I mention Jerry Springer?
OK, so Snowflake signs another contract. BFD. He signs contracts as often as I have to pee.
Will he honor it? No way. He breaks contracts as soon as I flush.
So the real question here is....What will Galina do?
Casey is a pussy
For those of you not on his mailing list, here is some info not included on his latest entry:
...
The exposure has brought lots of great contacts and opportunities.
For example I've been invited to work as a commission-only account
executive for a large capital brokerage firm out of Utah. We do commercial
loans and private equity for projects $10 million and up.
We also have a TON of big deals available. From prime developments in
Costa Rica to private-sale buildings in San Francisco to billion-dollar
casinos in Las Vegas to pools of mortgage notes, to an NBA team and
gold mine for sale... you name it!
If you need big money or have big money to place, let me know! (brokers
protected)
Fun stuff...
Yeah, okay, LOL.
Hey Guys,
Rob BBB here
(lawyers still on hold, you theiving bastards)
My bet:
Casey makes the first $1,000 by selling some of his shit
and then blows it the next week
There is no chance the guy can make over $50K a year. And they want it after tax?
Good f'ing luck with that.
The guy is a $12/hour AT MOST.
And even then whoever hires him would be stupid.
CHJTS said...
DATE: May 18, The year of our Lord 200 (and) 7.
Intent: to prove I can generate a STABLE erection to replace Nigels satisfying of my wife and/or $52k/yr job.
This money cannot be money from a sweet jambajuice cashback deal or anything similiar such as:
1. a fundraiser for a penny a bounce on the blue ball.
2. a dollar a day for every day I can go without wearing the same blue shirt.
3. 5 dollars a day for each and every day I can go without nigels nose hairs tickling my belly button.
4. 500 dollars a week that I admit I a complete and utter failure in every aspect of my life and marriage.
PROMISE: I, snowflake (aka casey serin, aka buttflakes boy toy), promise to steal (redacted), Con (redacted), embezzle (redacted), FINE...earn (now I sound like a w-2 looser), $1,000 cash "in hand" by Friday May 25th, at 11:69 PM. "In hand" is be defined as physically in hand and on the dining room table. Additionaly you must wash Nigels DNA off of your hand before handling the cash "in hand".
CONSEQUENCES:
If I fail to blow nigel 1,000 times (redacted), blow nigel on the kitchen table (redacted), under the kitchen table (redacted), steal-con-embezzle (redacted) earn 1000 "dna in hand" as outlined above then I will do the following within 2 hours of being a failure on top of already being a failure:
1. Shut down IAFF.Com at my convenience (redacted), immedietly and permanently (like the I heart Nigel tattoo I have on my ass), never to have my sphincter reopened and violated by Nigel again. This means nigel will no longer use the pull out method and the pants pull down method will no longer be done. The website will be replaced with a blank page much resembling the look on Caseys face when looking at a job application or anything that requires thought or work.
The domain cannot be sold and must stay registered in caseys ownership indefinetly. (sweet--I can put it in a trust and do an assignment of beneficial interest and retain 1% ownership and have someone else listed as the beneficiary and get some sweet jamba cash back--win-win--dont tell Galina).
Casey may not start a new blog with similar themes and content.
2. Give up my labtop cellphone and promise not to look at indonesian midget porn again unless at the public library.
I may not buy a new labtop, any kind of computer or any kind of phone for 2 years (why would I buy those things when I already have them?)
Any emails, cybering, and or communication with nigel cannot be labeled as business to try and hide your brokerback mountain relationship with him.
I may get a new number for personal use only and I may have phone sex with nigel only when Galina wont put out because I am an inept girly man and when she is with me she feels like a lesbian since I have a uterus.
3. Get a full time w-2 looser job based on my skills. (reality of this is collecting change on a freeway on ramp). I will start looking for a job immediately and will do everything I can to get the highest paying job available at mcdonalds that there is since that is all I am actually qualified for. I will stay at the job for a minimum of 2 years and get promoted to head french fry manager. The only side business I am allowed to do in this time is to upsell people to a chicken ceaswer side salad.
NOTES:--Also, I must adhere strictly to the May 6th agreement of no more debt or consequences will apply as follows:
1. I will not be allowed to bounce on my blue ball for 5 minutes.
Infraction 2: I will not be allowed to bounce on my blue ball while in the corner for a time out.
Infraction 3: I will not be able to read nigel a bedtime story on the phone for 3 days.
Infraction 4: Galina's brother will kick me in the balls and shove a live cattle prod up my ass.
Infraction 5: My sphincter will be cauterized thus permanently banning me from no nigel ass back @ the closing.
Infraction 6: Galina will leave me and I will be free to have a real begathon.
Also, I cannot talk about Galina, her involvement in the scamming including but not limited too...holding title and quitclaim deeding it to me, knowing full well how the money was being spent from the cashback on the properties, attending the real estate seminars with me, enabling me to be a douchebag, being listed in the corporation as a fiduciary of the corporations and also doing day to day business with the properties.
Signed.
Snowflake ..witnesses (redacted)
Aside: just one text link advertiser now?
Two tiers. "Sweet Links": above-the-fold, $100/month directly to Casey, 10 slots, 1 advertiser. "More Sweet Links", below-the-fold, text-link-ads.com, 4 advertisers.
WTH? Like anyone believes Casey's signature means jack diddly.
I wonder why the date is stretched out to May 25. Why isn't it today? Today is a Friday.
Why so many 'witness' signatures? Does she plan on taking him to court with it?
So many questions! None of which he will answer, I am sure of that.
Do you what kind of attention to detail the sale of a casino would entail?
Wait, what am i saying. Casey's blathering is about as real as a 10 year old kid saying "I'm gonna be a cowboy when I grow up!"
I mean, honestly, Casey, you can barely shower daily, do you really think you have what it takes to roll with the big boys?
This HAS to be someone pulling his leg. No WAY someone working at that level would see *any* potential in Snowflake, except as a fall guy. Sell real estate overseas? With no commercial real estate training, real estate law background, or college education?
You're full of shit Casey! You're either being fooled in a very elaborate joke, or you're lying.
Is this the end of our intrepid hero? No, scratch that. Not intrepid and certainly not a hero.
Is this the end of our lazy looser?
Does ANYONE out there think he'll be able to make the $1k/wk? Anyone... Bueller? Bueller?
Yes, he may make it the first week or two - desperation can drive some action, but he'll fail within a month.
What happens then? If it were just G, I'd say he'd blow smoke up her butt and continue on his merry way. Given everyone else involved, he may have a hard time of it.
Bets anyone?
Actually shuts down the blog?
Kicked out of the house?
Get a job?
Divorce?
Very low chance of shutting down the blog, he's an attention whore and, frankly, it's the only thing he has left.
Kicked out of the house - likely.
Divorce - also likely.
Get a job... well, let's watch out for weasle words here. He may (and only MAY) get a job, but it would be something part time and "fluffy" - bird dogging for someone or writing reviews for products. That I could see.
A real 40hr/wk job? Not a chance.
Reality may be catching up to him. Of course, a year from now he'll be saying it's all G's fault that he is where he is - if only she'd supported him now, he'd be wildly wealthy, successful, blah, blah, blah....
On the previous topic,At 1:45 PM, baa said...
"btw, i am taking bets. 1000 to 1 odds he abides by both agreements for a period of a month."
baa,
I will take your bet, wagering $10.00 at the 1000 to 1 odds you have offered that Casey will abide by both agreements for a period of a month. If he does comply, you owe me $10,000.00. If he doesn't, I owe you $10.00.
I will almost certainly lose my stake, but the high payoff you offer is too compelling.
Rob Dawg, will you hold the stakes? I will will pay you 1% if I win.
francisco d.
Maybe he'll stand up tonight, while they're sitting around watching VH1; and say:
"Hey, I'm going to go out and get some soy milk..."
...and the last they'll ever hear of Casey is the receding roar of the Jetta's little engine.
The going rate for white, russian/eastern european escorts in Casey's area is about $250-300 an hour.
I say Galina match the $1000 weekly - she could do it in a day, easily - and tax free.
(No, I've never hired one, I just went to lovings.com, a notorious escort site, they got written up during the .com boom because the nerds of Web 1.0 could'nt meet women, so prostitution skyrocketed)
Has anyone noticed that no one signed the contract as a witness?
So if EN pooled their cash and offered Casey $1,000 to dance for us for two nights--earning his $1,000 in singles, do you think he'd take us up on it?
But he *has* to dance like Sprockets. That's the condition.
The Jetta is toast, it's #1 on Casey's "Must Sell!" list.
Time to start monitoring Craigslist for Vdubs!
5 people signed, they're blurred.
5 people signed, they're blurred.
Was this done to make him accountable? I wonder who signed it... No one, I'm sure, who will hold him accountable in the end.
Did you notice on his 'contract' he promises not to manipulate G into letting him get more credit? Priceless!
Galina is backing Casey into a corner for sure.
I don't know if it's deliberate or if she's just being dumb, but it's not like he'll magically be able to get a $52K a year job overnight; especially if she makes him swear off all computer use and sell his car.
I was going to post something about the handwriting revealing a sociopath, but eh.
This is such obvious bullshit. The "marriage on the rocks" storyline only plays out for so long. I'm sure he and Galina are writing the "moved in with parents" storyline now, and then the "going back to school" storyline, etc etc.
Maybe he's jockeying to be some sort of dramatic writer, who knows. He could probably write for Fox; "there's another mole inside CTU" is about as creative as this crap.
For example I've been invited to work as a commission-only account executive for a large capital brokerage firm out of Utah. We do commercial loans and private equity for projects $10 million and up.
God, help me!!!! I am becoming incontinent! ROTFL!!
Oh, and:
I will take your bet, wagering $10.00 at the 1000 to 1 odds you have offered that Casey will abide by both agreements for a period of a month. If he does comply, you owe me $10,000.00. If he doesn't, I owe you $10.00.
Take a loan out from the bank for $4k, pay Casey to clean your pool for a month, and you've got an easy $6k.
$50k blown on "education"?
According to Duane, he had spent $30k BEFORE joining NRU, where he spent ANOTHER $20k (?), so, instead of the $30k figure, it is really $50k.
I assume in his mind the NRU money is not "spent", it is an investment which he will recoup when (hah, hah) he gets a commission from NRU for bringing in more suckers.
Transparent
His plan is soooo obvious. It's been worked out with G.
Let me re-phrase his last post in one sentence:
Give me $1000 today, or I'll ruin your game by taking away my ball^H^H^H^H blog
he gets a commission from NRU for bringing in more suckers
He has a prime location for suckers, in West Sac churchland, promise keepers and real estate investment clubs. Praise the Lord.
Casey is playing everyone like a fiddle. I am willing to bet that 2 months from now, the blog will still be up, casey still won't have a job, and people will still fall for his crap.
Enjoy the beg-a-thon, uh.. I mean Talk-Cast everyone. Be sure to bring as much of it over to EN so I can bask in it later.
Smooches; the ever verbose Steph
@ 4:21 Anon
You can be sure that Casey is fiddle playing. You can hear it a mile away. This is for the 'new' chumps that have come from the C|net / MSN article.
Someone must be falling for it, or he'd quit doing it.
He has a prime location for suckers, in West Sac churchland, promise keepers and real estate investment clubs.
Except that Sacramento is already over-saturated with NRU shills and their "real estate investor seeks apprentice" come-ons.
As good a time as any to link the cockeyed.com investigation again...
At 4:11 PM, Held back by Marriage said (regarding my acceptance of baa's wager)...
"Take a loan out from the bank for $4k, pay Casey to clean your pool for a month, and you've got an easy $6k."
Yup, it's called an arbitrage. Only risk is that of counterparty default...kind of like the derivatives protecting payments on subprime loans.
Is baa going to stand behind his offer, or pull a Casey and default?
He should start an even SCARIER blog called 'IamFacingGettingAJob.com'
now THAT is scary to him!
@lawnmower man...
This kind of thing makes my blood boil. Seriously, say Casey is borderline mentally ill or retarded. Look at the cost to his family life. This stuff cries out for justice.
"The exposure has brought lots of great contacts and opportunities.
For example I've been invited to work as a commission-only account
executive for a large capital brokerage firm out of Utah. We do commercial
loans and private equity for projects $10 million and up.
We also have a TON of big deals available. From prime developments in
Costa Rica to private-sale buildings in San Francisco to billion-dollar
casinos in Las Vegas to pools of mortgage notes, to an NBA team and
gold mine for sale... you name it!
If you need big money or have big money to place, let me know! (brokers
protected)
Fun stuff..."
That sounds a lot like his email to Ramit of "I will show you how to be rich" crap. Look at how he makes it seem like he has all these huge deals and partners etc...same shit different day.
Casey can get a fuckload of money for selling a kidney. Quick, somebody go over to IAFF and tell him that. No, wait, he just saw it here. Hi, Casey! You suck.
The name 'Ramit' makes me giggle every time I see it.
You are right, Legion, it sounds exactly like one of his scammy letters of the past.
ok gang, talkshoe is up
Bear in mind that Casey gets $$$ for people participating in that conf call.
I for one am not participating.
I worked with a guy Indian once, his last name was "Manure."
It's 8:01 PM here in beautiful New York City... IT BEGINS!!!
prediction:
- the site goes down after failure to make his first week's $1000 "on the kitchen table"
then...
[cue Odd Couple theme song]
- site re-appears 1-2 weeks later after Galina kicks Casey out & Casey ends up couch surfing at (parents/brother/cousin's) place.
I don't hear anything, but I'm still stuck at work and not really set up for this sort of thing.
@benoit -- say Hi to NYC for me, willya?
At 4:02 PM, Stephanie J. inspired me to wax lyrical about our boy...
Maybe he'll stand up tonight, while they're sitting around watching VH1; and say:
"Hey, I'm going to go out and get some soy milk..."
...and the last they'll ever hear of Casey is the receding roar of the Jetta's little engine.
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Got a wife and kin in Sacramo' Jack
I went out for a Jamba and I never went back
Like a REO that don't know where it's going
I flipped eight sweet deals and I just kept going
All those Haterz have an evil heart
Lay down your money and I act my part
My boy Nigel's got a mursty fart
All those Haterz have an evil heart
I met her in a Church Bazaar
We fell in love I knew I went too far
Galina's clipboard made her look a star
Now here I am in a Sacro' Wheatgrass bar
All those Haterz have an evil heart
Lay down your money and I act my part
My boy Nigel's got a mursty fart
All those Haterz have an evil heart
The Jetta's become my place to rest
Yulia's Sturgeon was the very best
No Jamba, no sweet deals , that's my test
I miss my laptop, cell phone and all the rest
All those Haterz have an evil heart
Lay down your money and I act my part
My boy Nigel's got a mursty fart
All those Haterz have an evil heart
well, since casey already posted about he and his wife's agreement, and by doing so violated the terms of his agreement, i have already won.
but i don't want the $10. have a jamba juice!
From Snowflake's site:
"So I negotiated for a “one last chance” to prove to her that I can generate enough money to replace a $52K/year job that I am capable of getting."
Is this kid on glue or is he just plain stupid?
$52k/year in Sacramento for a murse-carrying web designer with no degree??
The salary range for a full fledged Software Engineer with a degree in CS is between $45k-$60k for the Sacramento area. And we are talking "software engineer" here; not some wannabe that dabbles in PHP and HTML.
I have to say, I think one of the major reasons Snowflake is hesitant on trying to find work is that he realizes he is not worth anywhere NEAR what he is telling Galina or the family.
We should *really* take that agreement to a handwriting analyst. Not fortune-teller types but the real "graphologists" that work with corporations to vet job applicants.
I bet they would pretty much diagnose a psychological problem.
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