Amnesty IIA man comes home from the store after purchasing a roomba. He walks in to find th back door jimmied and a greasy Frenchman there pockets bulging sweeping the floor.
"Oh monseiur! Good morning. Ahhh em Pierre. I was outside admiring your lovely home. It is, how you say,.. how I would like to live as well. Not to worry monsieur. I only took ze things lying around. For zee instance; your health care card. I notice you are not using et. I use et for my family non? To repay you monsieur I am sweeping your floor, so you can just take that silli robot thing back to ze store nes pas?
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