Sunday, May 13, 2007

My Problem Is...

• My problem is I can't read German.
• My problem is I am not a details person.
• My problem is that I’m NOT used to having so many opportunities coming at me all at once.
• My problem is I need to FOCUS.

Like most things in life I think we can offer better than Casey delivers:

• My problem is the murse has misaligned my spine causing me to leak chi and drip karma everywhere.
• My problem is wheatgrass shots cost more than everything I own at the moment.
• My problem is Galina isn't as dumb as I thought.

35 comments:

Schnapps said...

First? Murst?

Schnapps said...

Oh and Casey's problems are manifold - the main issue is that he fails to realize that his problems are largely indogenous rather than exogenous to himself.

:)

Anonymous said...

"My problem is that I am Casey Serin."

Anonymous said...

What's happened to Casey's site? Mad PHP skillz? Or mad bill-paying skillz?

Anonymous said...

Who knows what happened? I bet you Casey doesn't.

For those wondering, as of 8:55 AM Central time, Wonderboy's site is down. Not "suspended" down, but:

Server not found

Firefox can't find the server at www.iamfacingforeclosure.com.

* Check the address for typing errors such as ww.example.com instead of
www.example.com

* If you are unable to load any pages, check your computer's network connection.

* If your computer or network is protected by a firewall or proxy, make sure that Firefox is permitted to access the Web."

Gypsy Pete said...

Snowey's probably fooling around with DNS entries ... it'll take awhile to refresh.

Anonymous said...

Casey is probably sitting on his blue balls in federal prison waiting for his cellie "Tiny" to get back from the yard.

Anonymous said...

IAFF seems up now. I'm glad wünderböi isn't looking for a webmaster or sysadmin position because the reliability of IAFF has been woeful of late.

How hard can it be to write up an action plan to convert the server:

1. Configure new server

2. Backup blog users/stories/comments from old server

3. Restore backup onto new server

4. Test new server

5. Change DNS to point to new server.

6. Shutdown old server.

Wünderböi seems to be doing these steps in the opposite order.

Anonymous said...

Asshole's site is down. This time for good. Heekee has had it with that fucking idiot. He asked for some cooperation and had snowfaggot second guessing him at every turn. Casey is done.

No one will host him.

Aspeth said...

nice 'first' schnapps. now stop using big words so damn early in the morning.

my problem is that casey and galina still haven't done the perp walk.

Anonymous said...

My problem is that the Axe Effect is causing a residual haze to form on my pleather Members Only. Any ideas??

Anonymous said...

My problem is my magic money butt turned off. I am deprest.

:`(

Lou Minatti said...

Casey no longer has a valid credit card to pay the hosting fee.

This is how it will end. Not with a bang, but a whimper. Months from now, someone will read a story buried in the Sacramento newspaper about a young real estate investor who was arrested.

Casey, your SIL's cat is still there.

Anonymous said...

Casey's MySpace, AbleBuyer, and Serin.us remain up.

Anonymous said...

For some reason I always feel like I can land on my feet. Like a cat. And I don’t even like cats (at least not the one that live here with us… it belong to my sister-in-law… Galina seems to find a little too much comfort in petting it… which make me a little jealous, if that makes any sense.)

Anonymous said...

@8:09 Schwaby:

Full strength Axe does not mix well with pleather. Many people attribute that to the sun.

Try increasing your splashes of English Leather to cut down the Axe.

flailing forward said...

Lou, I respectfully must ask that you not use that photo of my high school band as your blogger profile pic.

Anonymous said...

My problem is that the Axe Effect is causing a residual haze to form on my pleather Members Only. Any ideas??
It's probably caused by the sun.

Anonymous said...

Thanks bemused. I was thinking about combining Axe, English Leather, and Hai Karate to create my own fragrance: Swabessence.

Anonymous said...

My problem is that it has been 8.5 months of snowflake's story... if it were totalled, xyz hours of advice by some very smart people were wasted. Anyone venture to guess how much time was given to snowflake and his drama, not to mention the secondary dramas (i.e. Nigel).

Great entertainment, yes.

Did it stop global warming? No. Did it stop hunger? No.
Did it stop the genocide in Africa? No.

Everyone, at the beginning of snowflake's story bought his story. Afterall, "he was the poster boy."

He tells us he wants to "repay every dirty penny." But, as time continues, we see his true nature. He's lazy. He's selfish. He doesn't care. He has no empathy or sympathy for others.

What a waste.

Don't worry - he'll be back.. if not IAFF, in some other form or forum. Still a trainwreck and still a waste.

Anonymous said...

My problem is that nobody takes me seriously.

Rob Dawg said...

My problem is after sitting in the sun my pleather jacket has welded to my BMW and I am forever doomed to sit here like my picture. I tried shining my head to reflect the sun but managed only to create the perfect growing conditions for scalp algae. But my real problem is that my life is so silly that even otherwise mature adults cannot resist busting my chops. My other problem is that all the places where I could post for help have banned me or worst ignore me. And that leads to my other other problem. When I throw a hissy fit demanding attention pleather chaffes me so.

Anonymous said...

My problem is that I've only been able to dig up one item of dirt on Rob Dawg. My other problem is that I'm not funny.

Anonymous said...

Thanks bemused. I was thinking about combining Axe, English Leather, and Hai Karate to create my own fragrance: Swabessence.
Needs a better name than that. How about Swaby 2759 Pour Homme? Swaby Cool (Pool?) Water? Le Nigel avec Jean-Paul Gaultier?

flailing forward said...

Ha, scalp algae! That could be Nigeypoo's hair replacement ticket.

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Sprezzatura said...

Casey could get a "temporary" free blog on Blogspot or Wordpress today, complete with ads, if he wanted to. The fact that he doesn't show just how stupid and unable to make good decisions he is.

Lost Cause said...

You have to pay for a blog? Really?

Anonymous said...

My problem is my scams only work on people who are stupider than me, and no one is stupider than me. I need to find a creative way to make people more stupider.

Sprezzatura said...

True to form, Casey is back and moving to a dedicated server. I wonder if he paid for it with that corporate credit card Galina "took away from him"?

Anonymous said...

I have a hot tub!

Anonymous said...

Sprezz:

He's moved to liquidnet.net. Offshore hosting FTW!

Anonymous said...

It is possible, if Nigel had a job in an office, that he would attempt to curry favor by being a "card".

He would sing songs, substituting his own "funny" lyrics.

For instance, he would sing the old hit song that went: "Doctor, doctor, gave me the news, I got a bad case of loving you" except he would substitute "toxoplasmosis" for "of loving you".

This would not work for him - but he would be the under the impression it was a winning trait.

Sprezzatura said...

liquidnet.net is a "for sale" domain. Are you sure that's correct?

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