Friday, May 18, 2007
Attention All Haterz™
Be on the lookout for Sputnik_the_Cat, aka S_t_C, aka "The Fishy Treats Bandit™." S_t_C was last seen dropping upper decker fishy surprises in the Modesto area. Current location believed to be Salt Lake City. If you see a hairball, do not, repeat do not attempt to clean this yourself. Notify Hazmat immediately. Watch your shoes!
[Schedule Note: Part 2.0 slight delay, mid morning estimate. Received additional info for story line, real life minor j-o-b distraction.]