Squeezed from the decks of ships solely crewed by manly men. $27.59 available at better pleather shops everywhere.Update: Sales aren't going as well as hoped for Eau De Swabbo so now for a limited time Swabtard Industries has teamed up with Flailing International and brings you this amazing offer.
Forget about Formulox. Get rid of your Propecia. And for the Olympiad's sake, throw away that spray-on hair. Try the new Swabco Scalp Algae System! Comes with everything you need to grow a colony of hairlike single-celled organisms on your forsaken cranium! You just add sun. Comes in three exciting colors: Modesto Green, Larchmont Lawn Brown, and Mormon White. Swabco Scalp Algae, good for you, good for the ladies, and good for the environment.Free with every bottle of Eau De Swabbo!
11 comments:
First that, and Murst, worst, and liverwurst too!
Liverwurst! The secret ingredient.
You forgot moist.
OMG, you guys are fast.
One of the only two reasons I go to New York is for the liverwurst at Moe's Delicatessen.
FRANCISCO D...
What's the other reason you go to New York? (and I LOVE liverwurst)
Casey to G who told the www, where a friend of mine read it, on a Mortgage Assist sight and told me that
'Nigel wears pleather Boxers'.
Just sayin.
you passing out pride flags with these photos, dawg?
You passing out pride flags with these photos, dawg?
No, and I'm not making anyone wear pink triangles either. The photo was picked because of the silly overly pretentious uniform and the resemblence.
Flailing's going to have a serious cottage industry on his hands!
Bring on the infomercials!!!
Here you go Rob, behold Chia Nigel.
The fool turned off trackbacks so that I can't funnel more sweet traffic to him. Poo poos.
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