Housing Bubble, credit bubble, public planning, land use, zoning and transportation in the exurban environment. Specific criticism of smart growth, neotradtional, forms based, new urbanism and other top down planner schemes to increase urban extent and density. Ventura County, California specific examples.
Thursday, May 10, 2007
Jealousy
"This blog has been fun but very distracting." - CS
"And I don’t even like cats." - CS
"I wouldn’t call it superior… “creative” maybe?" - CS
74 comments:
Anonymous
said...
I believe the word "First" is appropriate at this particular juncture.
'I feel bad for my wife. She really doesn’t deserve any of this. Also, her newfound backbone and all this “boundary setting” is really different than anything in the past. I must have crossed some kind of an invisible line with her.'
Crossed some invisible line? More like ran into oncoming traffic that is nothing but 18 wheelers. What a doofus.
The blog has clearly jumped the shark and so has this whole saga. I'm not really interested anymore and don't find myself compelled to post at either site nor visit as much. IMO, EN and IAFF should just be deleted. Neither are fun anymore.
Miguel and Aaron, The rest of us CHOOSE not to be first, much like how Nigel CHOOSES not to have hair. In the same way that Nigel's smooth cranium reduces water resistance and allows him to achieve higher speeds while swimming laps in his POOL, our streamlined posting style allows us to be unburdened by murstiness and deliver the hard-hitting commentary that we, EN aspiring web comment journalists, are known for. Sincerely, Mr. Flailbert Forward, Jr. Winner of the Carnival of Comment Excellency bronze award (out of 7)
Oh, I know so we can torment trolls like anon 6:39.
Hey, anon. Did you notice? You just visited, read and responded here at EN. When Casey is gone we'll start picking on John Lockwood or once there's enough evidence Greg Swann. Regardless there will always be an EN if only to discuss why the exurbs won't suffer as much as the cenurbs in the housing downcycle and other real subjects.
Just woken up from my post-midday nap (I'm in Europe, if you're wondering about the timestamp) and having a post-sleep bout of netsurfin'. I'll be wandering out in a while to my local Starbucks clone. Later this evening I'll be meeting friends and drinking something made from wheat (beer).
Itsallgood.
Mind you, I was a) up and working at 6am (after 4.5 hours sleep), have been out for an interview for a part-time job which will help pay the bills as my business is not producing quite as much sweet passive income as I'd planned, and I don't really want to dip into my big pot of savings (and the job is in a related field, good for experience and possibly contacts). I'll be drinking the standard coffee - none of your double caralametto spicy chai whip with free-range low-fat milk crap - as I'm only going there to "rent" their space for a change of scene, and maybe a bit of inspiration (although I'll probably end up doing a bit of drudge-type work as my brain is still in its mid-afternoon trough, but at least I'll be moving forward), and it'll be back with my nose to the grindstone until 8pm or so. A break to watch one of my favorite TV programs (called "Money Coach", and it features a great guy who goes round solving people's money problems, hehe, even if this involves bankruptcy. Very inspirational in a "there for the grace of [insert name of deity here] go I" way.). Then it's off down to the boozer. I'll be walking - no car, but then I live in the middle of a proper city, not some sprawling suburbia where public transport is not an option.
Casey is actually a vary talented Troll. Several of his comments raised my blood pressure, increasing my metabolism and helping me burn calories. Good job Casey
"...that was the exact conversation I had with Galina and my responses to her. It was a very tough conversation emotionally. She was almost to a point of treating me like I have some kind of a disease (compulsive debting) or something. I know I’ve been irresponsible but I’m not SICK!"
Not to mention:
"11. Did you buy those GSPG shares?
Good question."
If he trolls any harder the DNR will impound his boat.
ahaha.. aaron - yeah, crossed some invisible line. That guy is crAAzey!
Let's summarize, shall we:
-Took Galina from the home of her parents, who was paying for her college education
-Ruined Galina's credit, and her future for the next, oh, 7-10 yrs
-Forced Galina to give up her major of being an accountant because of being unable t pay for college, which was happening under her parents, & ruined her future until the next husband that will REALLY be able to pay for her
-Forced Galina into being a maid, while Casey dithers
Casey, there are 6 billion people on this planet. Probably 500,000 have heard of you. Maybe 100,000 know something about you. Perhaps 10,000 are/were interested enough to look into your situation. At most 1,000 still follow your story.
There is only person on this entire globe that doesn't think you are a compulsive debtor. That person is you. Buy a clue on credit if you have to but get a clue somehow.
Left by someone else at IAFF: 50. magicman May 10th, 2007 at 6:53 am
I have posted on this blog a little here and there and have been convincing myself that I don’t really care about Casey Serin. The fact is I do. And because I do - this will be my first and only substantive post. This guy is doing exactly what I thought of doing and everyone did at some point in their lives. Chasing the dream and making millions of dollars like everyone else around me was doing in different areas while growing up. When I was in high school - the INTERNET was the hottest thing going. EVERYONE who was getting involved in the internet was killing it - even relatively dumb guys that knew a little programming were able to find work and make a ton of money. I was in high school and my father a university professor saw me enamored by the wealth and carefree lives of these overnight millionaires that knew a little something about computer code. He told me - “work hard in school go to a good college get a good job BIG THINGs come around all the time you will get involved when the time is right”. I had that guidance as it seems many of the haterz TM did as well. You casey – unfortunately didn’t. And its not all your fault. I think we should attribute your failures to the lack of parenting or lack or sense of responsibility that you have. Not the housing bubble. Housing (like many other things in the economy is somewhat cyclical and very sensitive to market conditions) because you are uneducated – you didn’t know what to look for – warning signs the market may be changing etc. Casey I have realized instead of going to COLLEGE – went the get rich quick route. He didn’t have a father figure there or someone to say - you are just getting out of high school. Go to college and learn something be an innovator not a follower. Instead he got a BS programming position - something that anyone can learn in a couple of weeks/months. **Be an internet GURU take this class and learn all you need to know about making money on the internet. Start your own website. Maximize your potential in the newest hottest thing out there** (Sound familiar???) No one said to him - Casey if you learned it in 2 months can’t anybody? He started a website. Expecting to be the next google or yahoo or flowers.com - moved to Tahoe thinking any day now I’m going to get mine. Sure enough that failed. Does he realize now its time to go to college and learn? Nope. Does anyone say to him - Casey great job - you tried but you failed. Now go to college learn more and you will succeed. Nope. He was lucky enough to find a job programming. But most likely it totally sucked and he realized that he didn’t even like programming he really got into it only because he thought he could make a ton of money overnight - maybe he even came to the realization that people in India or wherever else could do the same job for pennies on the dollar and he needed to get out. Lucky for him the next BIG THING came up… Real Estate. **No money needed. Cash at closing. Take this seminar I’ll teach you all the secrets I know that made me absolutely rich beyond my wildest dreams and yours too!** Casey’s ears perked up. No more writing BS code. He can do Real Estate! Everyone is doing it I can too! History repeats itself. Again no one was there to say WTF are you doing?! You don’t have a college education. Stop trying every shortcut you find to avoid HARD WORK. We saw what happened here with this adventure. Along the way maybe he got a spam email about a penny stock or something that he tried again to make money quickly. Casey I want you to know I’m not a hater. I honestly think that people who are giving you words of encouragement are the haters. Those “dig deeper” emails – “get one more sweet deal TM” emails - and the like are the haters trying to push you deeper in. I know some of the bankers here post that stuff to you. The “you can do it” BS is the real hate!!! This publicity you have received - its great - and you have lots of stories. Let’s honestly face the facts though. You are a high school grad who did not go to college and have been chasing get rich quick schemes your entire life. You have ZERO real estate background in order to identify sweet deals TM coupled with questionable integrity - it seems you will do or say anything to make the almighty dollar the easiest way possible. You have NO real motivation. Even keeping your wife seems to be a “fire that you just need to put out”. The one thing you could have done to step up… The pool in the Modesto property. Like a fool - you post pics of yourself poking a stick in there? That was you showing us you trying to make it better? Pulling up the leaves and crap and smiling? I really don’t know what on this blog is true or false. We know for sure that you bought the properties; we know for sure you don’t have a real education; and we know for sure that you have been trying to take the easy way out for your entire life. Keep looking for a job – but I have a tip for you. No one wants a college dropout who has been chasing the quick buck for their entire life. Your failure in real estate has nothing to do with the housing bubble. It shows how a little immature child with flexible morals will try to make the quick buck like everyone else with no real education or experience. I never watched you on any of the shows but I wish to God that someone would have really called you out for what you are. Good luck getting through this. I hope that your wife gets out unscathed and do truly hope that you recognize all the things you have done wrong. Part of me would like to see you prosecuted for all the legal wrongs you have done - yet another part of me just knows that you are a little boy with no idea what he is doing and no role model or real guidance in your life. I hope you get that guidance from someone. You have been ignoring the “haterz TM” and maybe your parents and supposedly your wife - but its difficult to avoid the lessons from the FBI or any other law enforcement agency out there.
"Regardless there will always be an EN if only to discuss why the exurbs won't suffer as much as the cenurbs in the housing downcycle and other real subjects."
New comments from the Case Man (finally confirms Hammar):
46. Casey Serin May 10th, 2007 at 6:14 am
I don’t think she’s ready for her own blog quite yet… maybe later. She’s very private. The opposite of me in that regard. We have had many conflicts / arguments because of it. Posting sensitive information on this blog is always a balancing act of trying to be as transparent as possible yet respecting her need for privacy.
As to other questions:
1. Where’s the missing Utah payment?
Still missing.
2. Is Hammar Investments your corporation? Does it have any business apart from borrowing money?
Yes. It is an investment business and with the purpose of making money via real estate and other kinds of investing. Still in the process of raising funds. A few good investments have already been lined up.
3. What did you spend the begathon money and CD duplication money on?
Don’t remember exactly. Some of it was used for business trip to Phoenix.
4. Where did you go on your 2nd last vacation (early April, I think it was) and how much did you spend?
See above.
5. Did you buy those sweet Jetta car seat covers or were they a gift?
Galina bought those back when we first got the car. The seats smelled pretty bad and had holes. The covers helped a lot.
6. Does your lender for the Utah house know that you have wrapped it?
No. They don’t need to know. If they find out I don’t care either. They should be happy. If I was in their position I would be for sure. I brought that loan current via a wrap back last September. They got all their fees and didn’t have to foreclose. If they want to exercise their due-on-sale clause, it will be their loss.
7. Does your lender for the Utah house still have the house as security or not?
Yes. They are in first position. I’m in second. So I can actually foreclose on my buyers if they stop making payments.
8. Why won’t you get a job?
Good question.
9. What hours does Galina work and how much is she paid?
She is looking for full time and has identified a couple of positions which she will be interviewing for. Also cleaning some houses for friends and family for immediate money - flexible hours.
10. Is Galina giving all her wages to Yulia to pay rent?
No. Rent has been pre-paid till July.
11. Did you buy those GSPG shares?
Good question.
12. You said “I work all day but with little efficiency and no visible progress”. Doing what?
Bunch of stuff. All good things with lots of future potential. But none of them are putting money into my pocket NOW. Which is what I’ve been neglecting.
Happy?
48. Casey Serin May 10th, 2007 at 6:18 am
Yes, I DO care about the traffic ‘cuz I can take advantage of it and make a buck or two. However, I don’t care for it to the point that I’m gonna write troll posts. The post above is very relevant to my situation. That was the exact conversation I had with Galina and my responses to her. It was a very tough conversation emotionally. She was almost to a point of treating me like I have some kind of a disease (compulsive debting) or something. I know I’ve been irresponsible but I’m not SICK!
They want to know. Their loan terms say do on sale. However, they are not going to do anything about it. All the flipper schools push this. They are getting their money. To force the issue means they have to spend money to foreclose
I'm going to claim my first (and probably only) MURST! for finally getting him to admit to Hammar.
As for "Q: Why won't you get a job? A: Good Question", I think it's a question on everybody's mind (except Casey's).
It's weird how blithely he treats the whole "compulsive debtor" question. He scored on like 9 of the 10 questions. I scored on like zero of them.
I think we should give Galina her own blog. She can keep her privacy and just talk about Casey - like what time he gets up in the afternoon and if he has got a job yet. What's the easiest blogging software to use?
This is all just preparation for a legal defense... documentation of Casey's "medical condition" that caused all these problems.
As for this pressure from the family, my guess is that they're part of the scamming, and want Casey to do a better job covering their collective rears. What's the old saying: "thick as thieves".
Sadly, it all may work... I no longer believe our legal system is up to stopping this form of legalized robbery.
"The bank doesn't need to know" is IMHO one of the brief flashes of the real shithead poking through - it's snippy, petulant, arrogant - "I don't care about laws and banks, *I* decide how it works" - I think occasionaly he lets his real persona through, and that was one time.
The rest of it was pure trolling.
Another tidbit, could be true, could be the usual lies, but the dancing chicken money went to a business trip in Phoenix? I don't recall any business trips to Phoenix.
Yes, folks, if you believe it (and I don't, I don't believe a word he types) he used your money not for groceries, not for rent, not to service debts...but he went on a business trip. Aw, isn't that cute, he's playing "grown up" again!
Money donated to Casey is worse than throwing it down the toilet or burning it. Have we learned that lesson by now? He has *zero* respect for the people that donated, mmkay? It's all a joke to him, obviously, and he just slapped you all across the face and stuck out his tongue at you.
If you donated, I'd be over there tearing him a new asshole over that one.
That is, if you believe it. Shithead, goes to Pheonix and there's no sweet pictures of him acting like the gimp he is in front of local hotel furnishings and fast food resaurants?
I'm not buying it, because it's too obvious now he's making it all up as he goes along - and not very creatively either. We had the "drama" to spur visits and attention, now it's more "happy shiny" bullshit, with some blatant and obvious hot spots to churn more attention and controversy.
Next Monday or Tuesday there will be a new drama. Count on it.
You're being played. Hell, at this point, I would'nt be surprised if they BOTH read this site and laugh at how everyone gets their panties in a bunch over the fiction he posts.
And in the long run, it don't matter. Shithead has no effect on my life, it's just fun to point out what an utter gimp he is, just like it's fun to hand Nigel "shaved baboon ass" Swaby his head when he has the audacity to poke his turtle head out of his shell.
Hey shithead, your "My wife thinks I'm SICK" bullshit would be more believeable if it were'nt infested with ad links to sites about the same topic. Nice try at monetizing your own bullshit - I won't be returning to your site or clicking your links, I'll read it here. Hah. Stupid uncultured little boy. Next time you whore yourself out online, go visit Hot Topic and get a Goth outfit, it would fit your depressing passive aggressive personality better, you'd fit right in with the "I wanna be a vampire!" crowd. And get Galina some nice black lace corsets to show off those boobs, really put her to work for you!
LOL. C'mon, Casey, ya gimp, you've whored out everything else in your life, whore your wife out, gods knows you don't respect her. C'mon, the only money to be made on the internet now is porn, let's get GalinaTheHornyMaid.com started. Do something useful for her for once, get her hooked up with some *real* men and let her find her sexuality. Of course, she'll dump your pathetic ass once she has a real man, but it's not like you're getting much done anyway. Maybe if you're good, she'll let you watch...online.
If Casey thinks that he can avoid criminal responsibility on the grounds that he is insane, it will never work. Even in California, the bar for establishing an insanity defense is fairly high.
A Cali lawyer can explain better than I can.
That does not mean that I think Casey will be arrested, charged, or convicted anytime soon.
They want to know. Their loan terms say do on sale. However, they are not going to do anything about it. All the flipper schools push this. They are getting their money. To force the issue means they have to spend money to foreclose But presumably if Casey or someone else in the deal screws up they will pull out that clause to use as an extra stick to beat him with?
My new keyboard (my old one decided it does not like Safeway Cappuchino blend, brewed strong andserved with heavy whipping cream and Splenda, and decided this during a World of Warcraft raid...I know, but it's the only video game I play) almost died from coffee...again.
(This is my 4th keyboard this year, too)
Bravo. It's the details like the chicken and the cat that make it Genius™.
I'll take a bow for being the one to find Hammar Investments. I'll also (please remind me) to forward this information now onto the FBI contact I have.
Since you know, they'd want to know about corporate fraud. =)
Careful sir, after all, Nigel "I Swallow" Swaby's gun toting asassin FBI accountant is still out there, he might be forced to call him and take out your contacts.
Unless, of course, you have some FBI analyst Neenjas covering you.
I was hoping the second one was a contractor for CashCall. I think she's great, but I can also imagine that if she worked for CashCall she could throw the goods straight from the font door into the back of a pick-up 20 yards away.
Not being an expert on how much stress Casey is under, or what sort of medications he may be using at this point, it still seems that the author of the last two posts isn't the Casey Serin who was writing about verifiable serial foreclosures.
I'm not sure what it means, whether this is merely begins a collapsing shell of meaningless interest, resembling the housing bubble itself, or a ghostwritten takeover in an attempt to somehow monetize the inexplicably captivating failures of Casey Serin, or simply someone's persona collapsing under the sustained weight of events.
"6. Does your lender for the Utah house know that you have wrapped it?
No. They don’t need to know. If they find out I don’t care either. They should be happy. If I was in their position I would be for sure. I brought that loan current via a wrap back last September. They got all their fees and didn’t have to foreclose. If they want to exercise their due-on-sale clause, it will be their loss."
The woman in the 2nd photo looks quite a lot like a gal who got herself tattooed on a recent episode of "Miami Ink". Some South American bodybuilder, IIRC. The Spouse thought she was a transsexual.
Sadly, no. I think they got lost in the huge qeue he's been ignoring.
heh.
I *almost* took one of the pics of Galina and toyed eith it in Photoshop putting her head on various nude pictures, and I *almost* started submitting them to amature porn sites, with shithead's e-mail address...so they'd start calling him...but I stopped because porn guys can be really creepy, and if she is innocent, I don't want one of them accosting her on the street.
That would be wrong. It would be amoral and immoral, to quote the Old Queen.
Of course, if someone else did it, I'd laugh my W-2 ass off. Especially if someone submitted pics of both of them as a team, and the team really, really, really liked MMF threesomes, where the wife watches. It would be over the line toi include shithead's publically available phone number and address too, so all kinds of vile porn stuff started showing up.
But that would be amoral.
Immoral even.
And fucking hilarious.
And you never know, shithead could actually learn something of use.
"Of course, you can never go wrong with preserving capital in gold and silver (and other commodities). It’s actually a really really really good thing to be doing right about now. Especially after reading up places like dollarcollapse.com.
The woman in the 2nd photo looks quite a lot like a gal who got herself tattooed on a recent episode of "Miami Ink". Some South American bodybuilder, IIRC. The Spouse thought she was a transsexual. Tracking back from the picture she's a body builder called Lynn Mccrossin who appeared in a vampire flick called Blood and Kisses.
I began to understand the reality of our situation and how Galina felt about it.
Typical Casey, only figuring out 'the reality of his situation' only *now*. It's been flowers and unicorns all this time. Proof of how little this 'figuring out the reality of this situation' will have an effect on his behaviour:
I came down to earth (a little bit)
And some more useless 'followup' that will go nowhere:
...and this made for some heavy discussion. (To escalate an already volatile issue)
:|
And someone's who becomes 'jealous' of an animal, or anything else that diverts a mate's attention from them is a little bit of a looney-tune. Talk about insecurity... a freakin' CAT????
Have I mentioned that he's a monumental moron yet? Because Casey's a Monumental Moron.
Does anyone else suspect that someone is ghost writing for Casey? The last couple of posts seem like it came from someone else. Also, he's been using "'cuz" alot, something he never did.
"And someone's who becomes 'jealous' of an animal, or anything else that diverts a mate's attention from them is a little bit of a looney-tune. Talk about insecurity... a freakin' CAT????"
This the same guy who talked her into quitting school because they were "growing apart" (not 'cause there are guys who have jobs and stuff at school, no it couldn't be that.)
Plus other lame crap ass excuses about not affording gas (but there is gas money to go to AZ and Tahoe).
Okay, giant She-Man carrying fake cat--Not just slightly but Extremely disturbing.
Those conventions attract some straaaaaaange characters. I stayed at a hotel once that happened to be hosting a Furry gathering. You would not believe what was going on in the hallways at night. I could have gone through life happier not witnessing the debauchery I did trying to get through to my room. ::shudder::
I disagree with the "stop commenting on Casey's Site" train of thought. My idea, instead, is this:
Comment. Comment Early, Comment Often.
But make EVERY comment questions.
In other words, don't bitch at the prick. Don't call him names. Don't tell him to get a job. Don't tell him he's a loser (tm). He's shown he's impervious to the truth.
Instead just constantly hammer him with question's he's unanswered.
Like the Phoenix Trip. Like the Wrap. Like the CD-Burn money. Like the Taxes. Like his mental health. Like the state of his marriage.
Just hammer him incessantly. Piss off the little shit.
oh, and incase you missed it from the last thread, I'll re-post this here, cuz I still think it's high-larious: ---------------------- MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Casey's jealous of Y's cat!!! It gets more action from Galina than Casey does! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (I feel like StephanieJ)
MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! [quote] For some reason I always feel like I can land on my feet. Like a cat. And I don’t even like cats (at least not the one that live here with us… it belong to my sister-in-law… Galina seems to find a little too much comfort in petting it… which make me a little jealous, if that makes any sense.) [/quote]
All he has left is hiz haterz™. He doesn't care anymore about anything. All troll all the time. Personally he won't get another eyeball from me until he answers about the stock: gspg.ob
This dawg don't scare the ground squirellz. They laugh at his poison, snigger at the silly ground buzzerz™. However... as we chat "Knuckles" the 21 pounder is shoulder deep in hole putting the fear of katz™ in those nasty dirt ratz™. Petz™ iz good.
Casey's "Compulsive Debtor" quiz is one of the funniest things he's posted in a while. The quiz assumes that the person answering the questions isn't living in a world of make-believe and has some adult perspective of their life. Since Casey doesn't and hasn't, his responses sound more like a that from a sitcom character trying to make the audience laugh than a real person with reckless responsibility problems.
To Casey, defrauding banks and not paying creditors isn't any big deal and he's going to be laughing about it for as long as he wants. He laughing at his creditors and he's laughing at us looosers who pay our bills.
Oh, good grief people, can't you wee what's happening?
Casey's book isn't going to be about foreclosure; it's going to be about redemption. Yep, that's gonna be IAFF 2.0. Look at the new ad content on his blog. Look at the comments so quickly posted. This is going to turn into a story of intervention that will blossom into a tale of salvation. It will be utterly boring, but the media will glom onto it and perhaps...just perhaps, he'll escape the noose that's tightening around his neck. The feds will feel so sorry for widdle Casey. They can't put a sick man into jail, can they? One man's journey from dark to light. Hell, it worked for Mel Gibson, right?
Don't fall for it, people!
I suggest we begin writing his tale FOR him to take the salability out it. Think of it as foefic.
And read this entry from IAFF before it disappears:
"Very clever Casy. Checking Alexa’s Daily Traffic trend stats I see that the occasional page not found ‘problem’ has paid off very well. Having to come back several times to read the comments of a particulary trolling type post - I found that the comments page was unavailable. reload reload, come back later, reload reload, come back later. Nice work young man. I’m one visitor and I racked up about a dozen hits to view the comments. Keep it tricksy and the apparant popularity of the site will continue to grow."
Don't believe the hype, folks. Anyone want to toy with Casey's "novel" idea?
other medieval versions are Schwoedel (Old High German), Squidelle (Norman French), Escuidela (Old Spanish), Skvydhyl (Anglo Saxon), and Scuidela (Latin; masc. version, Scuidelus). There is some evidence that the Sanskrit word, "skhviidalaa" meaning, "a very clever and attractive woman," evolved from the same root.
@Jean Val Jean My unbridled laughter: AAAHH ha ha ha ha ::wiping tear:: Dr. Evil Sinister laugh: Mua ha ha ha (includes wringing of hands)
I thought I should point out the distinction.
@Wagga Well, let me tell you what a squeedle *really* is in my world. A squeedle is a squirrel as it's pronounced coming out of the mouth of my heavily accented 'Charo'-like mother. Sample of some of her words (with translations)as follows:
Joyo: Yoyo Jess: Yes Squeedle: Squirrel Lidder: Little Ñoo Ggghampshare: New Hampshire Tree: Three Coño: Darn Hijo de Puta: Your father
That is just a few of her most-used phrases. Thus ends your 'Mom-glish' lesson for today.
74 comments:
I believe the word "First" is appropriate at this particular juncture.
first again!
damn DAMN DAMMMN! murst then.
And indeed "Murst", for reasons that momentarily escape me.
Oh all right, I'll let Aaron have the murst. I wouldn't know what to do with it anyway.
Casey says:
'I feel bad for my wife. She really doesn’t deserve any of this. Also, her newfound backbone and all this “boundary setting” is really different than anything in the past. I must have crossed some kind of an invisible line with her.'
Crossed some invisible line? More like ran into oncoming traffic that is nothing but 18 wheelers. What a doofus.
thanks Miguel. I guess we can continue to be friendly haterz ;)
At least we aren't loosers :)
The blog has clearly jumped the shark and so has this whole saga. I'm not really interested anymore and don't find myself compelled to post at either site nor visit as much. IMO, EN and IAFF should just be deleted. Neither are fun anymore.
Miguel and Aaron,
The rest of us CHOOSE not to be first, much like how Nigel CHOOSES not to have hair. In the same way that Nigel's smooth cranium reduces water resistance and allows him to achieve higher speeds while swimming laps in his POOL, our streamlined posting style allows us to be unburdened by murstiness and deliver the hard-hitting commentary that we, EN aspiring web comment journalists, are known for.
Sincerely,
Mr. Flailbert Forward, Jr.
Winner of the Carnival of Comment Excellency bronze award (out of 7)
Gosh, why to I even bother with content?
Oh, I know so we can torment trolls like anon 6:39.
Hey, anon. Did you notice? You just visited, read and responded here at EN. When Casey is gone we'll start picking on John Lockwood or once there's enough evidence Greg Swann. Regardless there will always be an EN if only to discuss why the exurbs won't suffer as much as the cenurbs in the housing downcycle and other real subjects.
Posted on IAFF:
Just woken up from my post-midday nap (I'm in Europe, if you're wondering about the timestamp) and having a post-sleep bout of netsurfin'. I'll be wandering out in a while to my local Starbucks clone. Later this evening I'll be meeting friends and drinking something made from wheat (beer).
Itsallgood.
Mind you, I was a) up and working at 6am (after 4.5 hours sleep), have been out for an interview for a part-time job which will help pay the bills as my business is not producing quite as much sweet passive income as I'd planned, and I don't really want to dip into my big pot of savings (and the job is in a related field, good for experience and possibly contacts). I'll be drinking the standard coffee - none of your double caralametto spicy chai whip with free-range low-fat milk crap - as I'm only going there to "rent" their space for a change of scene, and maybe a bit of inspiration (although I'll probably end up doing a bit of drudge-type work as my brain is still in its mid-afternoon trough, but at least I'll be moving forward), and it'll be back with my nose to the grindstone until 8pm or so. A break to watch one of my favorite TV programs (called "Money Coach", and it features a great guy who goes round solving people's money problems, hehe, even if this involves bankruptcy. Very inspirational in a "there for the grace of [insert name of deity here] go I" way.). Then it's off down to the boozer. I'll be walking - no car, but then I live in the middle of a proper city, not some sprawling suburbia where public transport is not an option.
Christ, I feel better already.
Casey is actually a vary talented Troll. Several of his comments raised my blood pressure, increasing my metabolism and helping me burn calories. Good job Casey
Oh Casey.
"...that was the exact conversation I had with Galina and my responses to her. It was a very tough conversation emotionally. She was almost to a point of treating me like I have some kind of a disease (compulsive debting) or something. I know I’ve been irresponsible but I’m not SICK!"
Not to mention:
"11. Did you buy those GSPG shares?
Good question."
If he trolls any harder the DNR will impound his boat.
ahaha.. aaron - yeah, crossed some invisible line. That guy is crAAzey!
Let's summarize, shall we:
-Took Galina from the home of her parents, who was paying for her college education
-Ruined Galina's credit, and her future for the next, oh, 7-10 yrs
-Forced Galina to give up her major of being an accountant because of being unable t pay for college, which was happening under her parents, & ruined her future until the next husband that will REALLY be able to pay for her
-Forced Galina into being a maid, while Casey dithers
Yeah, some 'line' he crossed.
Casey is Cwazey!
Left at IAFF:
Casey, there are 6 billion people on this planet. Probably 500,000 have heard of you. Maybe 100,000 know something about you. Perhaps 10,000 are/were interested enough to look into your situation. At most 1,000 still follow your story.
There is only person on this entire globe that doesn't think you are a compulsive debtor. That person is you. Buy a clue on credit if you have to but get a clue somehow.
Left by someone else at IAFF:
50. magicman
May 10th, 2007 at 6:53 am
I have posted on this blog a little here and there and have been convincing myself that I don’t really care about Casey Serin. The fact is I do. And because I do - this will be my first and only substantive post. This guy is doing exactly what I thought of doing and everyone did at some point in their lives. Chasing the dream and making millions of dollars like everyone else around me was doing in different areas while growing up. When I was in high school - the INTERNET was the hottest thing going. EVERYONE who was getting involved in the internet was killing it - even relatively dumb guys that knew a little programming were able to find work and make a ton of money. I was in high school and my father a university professor saw me enamored by the wealth and carefree lives of these overnight millionaires that knew a little something about computer code. He told me - “work hard in school go to a good college get a good job BIG THINGs come around all the time you will get involved when the time is right”. I had that guidance as it seems many of the haterz TM did as well. You casey – unfortunately didn’t. And its not all your fault. I think we should attribute your failures to the lack of parenting or lack or sense of responsibility that you have. Not the housing bubble. Housing (like many other things in the economy is somewhat cyclical and very sensitive to market conditions) because you are uneducated – you didn’t know what to look for – warning signs the market may be changing etc.
Casey I have realized instead of going to COLLEGE – went the get rich quick route. He didn’t have a father figure there or someone to say - you are just getting out of high school. Go to college and learn something be an innovator not a follower. Instead he got a BS programming position - something that anyone can learn in a couple of weeks/months. **Be an internet GURU take this class and learn all you need to know about making money on the internet. Start your own website. Maximize your potential in the newest hottest thing out there** (Sound familiar???)
No one said to him - Casey if you learned it in 2 months can’t anybody? He started a website. Expecting to be the next google or yahoo or flowers.com - moved to Tahoe thinking any day now I’m going to get mine. Sure enough that failed. Does he realize now its time to go to college and learn? Nope. Does anyone say to him - Casey great job - you tried but you failed. Now go to college learn more and you will succeed. Nope. He was lucky enough to find a job programming. But most likely it totally sucked and he realized that he didn’t even like programming he really got into it only because he thought he could make a ton of money overnight - maybe he even came to the realization that people in India or wherever else could do the same job for pennies on the dollar and he needed to get out. Lucky for him the next BIG THING came up… Real Estate.
**No money needed. Cash at closing. Take this seminar I’ll teach you all the secrets I know that made me absolutely rich beyond my wildest dreams and yours too!**
Casey’s ears perked up. No more writing BS code. He can do Real Estate! Everyone is doing it I can too! History repeats itself. Again no one was there to say WTF are you doing?! You don’t have a college education. Stop trying every shortcut you find to avoid HARD WORK. We saw what happened here with this adventure. Along the way maybe he got a spam email about a penny stock or something that he tried again to make money quickly.
Casey I want you to know I’m not a hater. I honestly think that people who are giving you words of encouragement are the haters. Those “dig deeper” emails – “get one more sweet deal TM” emails - and the like are the haters trying to push you deeper in. I know some of the bankers here post that stuff to you. The “you can do it” BS is the real hate!!! This publicity you have received - its great - and you have lots of stories. Let’s honestly face the facts though. You are a high school grad who did not go to college and have been chasing get rich quick schemes your entire life. You have ZERO real estate background in order to identify sweet deals TM coupled with questionable integrity - it seems you will do or say anything to make the almighty dollar the easiest way possible. You have NO real motivation. Even keeping your wife seems to be a “fire that you just need to put out”. The one thing you could have done to step up… The pool in the Modesto property. Like a fool - you post pics of yourself poking a stick in there? That was you showing us you trying to make it better? Pulling up the leaves and crap and smiling?
I really don’t know what on this blog is true or false. We know for sure that you bought the properties; we know for sure you don’t have a real education; and we know for sure that you have been trying to take the easy way out for your entire life. Keep looking for a job – but I have a tip for you. No one wants a college dropout who has been chasing the quick buck for their entire life. Your failure in real estate has nothing to do with the housing bubble. It shows how a little immature child with flexible morals will try to make the quick buck like everyone else with no real education or experience. I never watched you on any of the shows but I wish to God that someone would have really called you out for what you are. Good luck getting through this. I hope that your wife gets out unscathed and do truly hope that you recognize all the things you have done wrong. Part of me would like to see you prosecuted for all the legal wrongs you have done - yet another part of me just knows that you are a little boy with no idea what he is doing and no role model or real guidance in your life. I hope you get that guidance from someone. You have been ignoring the “haterz TM” and maybe your parents and supposedly your wife - but its difficult to avoid the lessons from the FBI or any other law enforcement agency out there.
What was interesting about his post (I suppose) is that he says his parents read his blog. Not all that hard to believe, I suppose.
But that's some kind of a painful trainwreck to be intimately involved with. And yet, they only got ticked over his divorce post?
That's some weird-ass family.
"Regardless there will always be an EN if only to discuss why the exurbs won't suffer as much as the cenurbs in the housing downcycle and other real subjects."
Like duck dongs.
New comments from the Case Man (finally confirms Hammar):
46. Casey Serin
May 10th, 2007 at 6:14 am
I don’t think she’s ready for her own blog quite yet… maybe later. She’s very private. The opposite of me in that regard. We have had many conflicts / arguments because of it. Posting sensitive information on this blog is always a balancing act of trying to be as transparent as possible yet respecting her need for privacy.
As to other questions:
1. Where’s the missing Utah payment?
Still missing.
2. Is Hammar Investments your corporation? Does it have any business apart from borrowing money?
Yes. It is an investment business and with the purpose of making money via real estate and other kinds of investing. Still in the process of raising funds. A few good investments have already been lined up.
3. What did you spend the begathon money and CD duplication money on?
Don’t remember exactly. Some of it was used for business trip to Phoenix.
4. Where did you go on your 2nd last vacation (early April, I think it was) and how much did you spend?
See above.
5. Did you buy those sweet Jetta car seat covers or were they a gift?
Galina bought those back when we first got the car. The seats smelled pretty bad and had holes. The covers helped a lot.
6. Does your lender for the Utah house know that you have wrapped it?
No. They don’t need to know. If they find out I don’t care either. They should be happy. If I was in their position I would be for sure. I brought that loan current via a wrap back last September. They got all their fees and didn’t have to foreclose. If they want to exercise their due-on-sale clause, it will be their loss.
7. Does your lender for the Utah house still have the house as security or not?
Yes. They are in first position. I’m in second. So I can actually foreclose on my buyers if they stop making payments.
8. Why won’t you get a job?
Good question.
9. What hours does Galina work and how much is she paid?
She is looking for full time and has identified a couple of positions which she will be interviewing for. Also cleaning some houses for friends and family for immediate money - flexible hours.
10. Is Galina giving all her wages to Yulia to pay rent?
No. Rent has been pre-paid till July.
11. Did you buy those GSPG shares?
Good question.
12. You said “I work all day but with little efficiency and no visible progress”. Doing what?
Bunch of stuff. All good things with lots of future potential. But none of them are putting money into my pocket NOW. Which is what I’ve been neglecting.
Happy?
48. Casey Serin
May 10th, 2007 at 6:18 am
Yes, I DO care about the traffic ‘cuz I can take advantage of it and make a buck or two. However, I don’t care for it to the point that I’m gonna write troll posts. The post above is very relevant to my situation. That was the exact conversation I had with Galina and my responses to her. It was a very tough conversation emotionally. She was almost to a point of treating me like I have some kind of a disease (compulsive debting) or something. I know I’ve been irresponsible but I’m not SICK!
"Bunchastuff" "good question" "a few good investments"
Yup, my trolls, it is still sleepytime in Caseyland.
Nothing has changed.
Re question number six above - doesn't a mortgage co/bank want to know when you wrap a house? "They don't need to know" ?? Huh??
The next few months are going to be the toughest yet for Casey.
I don't think he can take the pressure much longer.
re 7:23am @anon
They want to know. Their loan terms say do on sale. However, they are not going to do anything about it. All the flipper schools push this. They are getting their money. To force the issue means they have to spend money to foreclose
I'm going to claim my first (and probably only) MURST! for finally getting him to admit to Hammar.
As for "Q: Why won't you get a job? A: Good Question", I think it's a question on everybody's mind (except Casey's).
It's weird how blithely he treats the whole "compulsive debtor" question. He scored on like 9 of the 10 questions. I scored on like zero of them.
I think we should give Galina her own blog. She can keep her privacy and just talk about Casey - like what time he gets up in the afternoon and if he has got a job yet. What's the easiest blogging software to use?
Reading this reminds me that the term "raveling" means the same thing as "unraveling"
I'm just saying...
To summerize Casey's post:
He is not Homeless. Galina is not divorcing him. He is not giving up his get rich quick schemes. He sleeps comfortably at night.
Oh, and Rob Dawg, those pics are shameless. Hysterical, but shameless.
And thanks again for the positive comments about my blog yesterday :)
Finally! Someone noticed the pictures. You know the second one is Galina getting toughened up right?
This is all just preparation for a legal defense... documentation of Casey's "medical condition" that caused all these problems.
As for this pressure from the family, my guess is that they're part of the scamming, and want Casey to do a better job covering their collective rears. What's the old saying: "thick as thieves".
Sadly, it all may work... I no longer believe our legal system is up to stopping this form of legalized robbery.
"The bank doesn't need to know" is IMHO one of the brief flashes of the real shithead poking through - it's snippy, petulant, arrogant - "I don't care about laws and banks, *I* decide how it works" - I think occasionaly he lets his real
persona through, and that was one time.
The rest of it was pure trolling.
Another tidbit, could be true, could be the usual lies, but the dancing chicken money went to a business trip in Phoenix? I don't recall any business trips to Phoenix.
Yes, folks, if you believe it (and I don't, I don't believe a word he types) he used your money not for groceries, not for rent, not to service debts...but he went on a business trip. Aw, isn't that cute, he's playing "grown up" again!
Money donated to Casey is worse than throwing it down the toilet or burning it. Have we learned that lesson by now? He has *zero* respect for the people that donated, mmkay? It's all a joke to him, obviously, and he just slapped you all across the face and stuck out his tongue at you.
If you donated, I'd be over there tearing him a new asshole over that one.
That is, if you believe it. Shithead, goes to Pheonix and there's no sweet pictures of him acting like the gimp he is in front of local hotel furnishings and fast food resaurants?
I'm not buying it, because it's too obvious now he's making it all up as he goes along - and not very creatively either. We had the "drama" to spur visits and attention, now it's more "happy shiny" bullshit, with some blatant and obvious hot spots to churn more attention and controversy.
Next Monday or Tuesday there will be a new drama. Count on it.
You're being played. Hell, at this point, I would'nt be surprised if they BOTH read this site and laugh at how everyone gets their panties in a bunch over the fiction he posts.
And in the long run, it don't matter. Shithead has no effect on my life, it's just fun to point out what an utter gimp he is, just like it's fun to hand Nigel "shaved baboon ass" Swaby his head when he has the audacity to poke his turtle head out of his shell.
Hey shithead, your "My wife thinks I'm SICK" bullshit would be more believeable if it were'nt infested with ad links to sites about the same topic. Nice try at monetizing your own bullshit - I won't be returning to your site or clicking your links, I'll read it here. Hah. Stupid uncultured little boy. Next time you whore yourself out online, go visit Hot Topic and get a Goth outfit, it would fit your depressing passive aggressive personality better, you'd fit right in with the "I wanna be a vampire!" crowd. And get Galina some nice black lace corsets to show off those boobs, really put her to work for you!
LOL. C'mon, Casey, ya gimp, you've whored out everything else in your life, whore your wife out, gods knows you don't respect her. C'mon, the only money to be made on the internet now is porn, let's get GalinaTheHornyMaid.com started. Do something useful for her for once, get her hooked up with some *real* men and let her find her sexuality. Of course, she'll dump your pathetic ass once she has a real man, but it's not like you're getting much done anyway. Maybe if you're good, she'll let you watch...online.
Shithead.
If Casey thinks that he can avoid criminal responsibility on the grounds that he is insane, it will never work. Even in California, the bar for establishing an insanity defense is fairly high.
A Cali lawyer can explain better than I can.
That does not mean that I think Casey will be arrested, charged, or convicted anytime soon.
They want to know. Their loan terms say do on sale. However, they are not going to do anything about it. All the flipper schools push this. They are getting their money. To force the issue means they have to spend money to foreclose
But presumably if Casey or someone else in the deal screws up they will pull out that clause to use as an extra stick to beat him with?
Okay, I did'nt notice the chicken.
My new keyboard (my old one decided it does not like Safeway Cappuchino blend, brewed strong andserved with heavy whipping cream and Splenda, and decided this during a World of Warcraft raid...I know, but it's the only video game I play) almost died from coffee...again.
(This is my 4th keyboard this year, too)
Bravo. It's the details like the chicken and the cat that make it Genius™.
@AW: Why bother? Casey is judgment-proof.
I was hoping the second one was a contractor for CashCall.
Oh, and only boys with tiny willies get upset when their girls find comfort in stroking the kitty.
I do believe that, as KC was typing that, Freud actually popped his casket from sitting fully erect and declaring "Zat ees eet!"
I'll take a bow for being the one to find Hammar Investments. I'll also (please remind me) to forward this information now onto the FBI contact I have.
Since you know, they'd want to know about corporate fraud. =)
I'd love to know how many of the "sweet dealz" in his e-mail are scams from readers here and at Camp Idiot.
I know I sent a coup...um...did I say that out loud?
@R-boy
Careful sir, after all, Nigel "I Swallow" Swaby's gun toting asassin FBI accountant is still out there, he might be forced to call him and take out your contacts.
Unless, of course, you have some FBI analyst Neenjas covering you.
I was hoping the second one was a contractor for CashCall.
I think she's great, but I can also imagine that if she worked for CashCall she could throw the goods straight from the font door into the back of a pick-up 20 yards away.
@anon: did Casey rise to any of the bait?
Not being an expert on how much stress Casey is under, or what sort of medications he may be using at this point, it still seems that the author of the last two posts isn't the Casey Serin who was writing about verifiable serial foreclosures.
I'm not sure what it means, whether this is merely begins a collapsing shell of meaningless interest, resembling the housing bubble itself, or a ghostwritten takeover in an attempt to somehow monetize the inexplicably captivating failures of Casey Serin, or simply someone's persona collapsing under the sustained weight of events.
Nonetheless, Casey Serin has left the building.
The woman in the second pic seems scarily proud of her Kuato.
huh. Well, let's see if I can dredge up information on Hammar now.
Rob...check your junk mail
"6. Does your lender for the Utah house know that you have wrapped it?
No. They don’t need to know. If they find out I don’t care either. They should be happy. If I was in their position I would be for sure. I brought that loan current via a wrap back last September. They got all their fees and didn’t have to foreclose. If they want to exercise their due-on-sale clause, it will be their loss."
Welcome back, Nigel.
The woman in the 2nd photo looks quite a lot like a gal who got herself tattooed on a recent episode of "Miami Ink". Some South American bodybuilder, IIRC. The Spouse thought she was a transsexual.
anon 8:19, gotcha. itsallgood.
@sprezzie...those hands are pretty tranny.
@sid
Sadly, no. I think they got lost in the huge qeue he's been ignoring.
heh.
I *almost* took one of the pics of Galina and toyed eith it in Photoshop putting her head on various nude pictures, and I *almost* started submitting them to amature porn sites, with shithead's e-mail address...so they'd start calling him...but I stopped because porn guys can be really creepy, and if she is innocent, I don't want one of them accosting her on the street.
That would be wrong. It would be amoral and immoral, to quote the Old Queen.
Of course, if someone else did it, I'd laugh my W-2 ass off. Especially if someone submitted pics of both of them as a team, and the team really, really, really liked MMF threesomes, where the wife watches. It would be over the line toi include shithead's publically available phone number and address too, so all kinds of vile porn stuff started showing up.
But that would be amoral.
Immoral even.
And fucking hilarious.
And you never know, shithead could actually learn something of use.
Thanks for all the Ad Clicks guys. Yeah, that was a troll post! What chu funna do bout it? 'Cuz I'm da shiznit!
Wow:
"Of course, you can never go wrong with preserving capital in gold and silver (and other commodities). It’s actually a really really really good thing to be doing right about now. Especially after reading up places like dollarcollapse.com.
Too bad owning metal doesn’t produce cashflow…"
He is really losing it.
PLEASE STOP COMMENTING ON CASEYS SITE.
Great now he's hoping for a worldwide financial collapse so that his crimes can get lost in the melee.
Disclosure: I have Jun gold futures contracts in my portfolio.
The woman in the 2nd photo looks quite a lot like a gal who got herself tattooed on a recent episode of "Miami Ink". Some South American bodybuilder, IIRC. The Spouse thought she was a transsexual.
Tracking back from the picture she's a body builder called Lynn Mccrossin who appeared in a vampire flick called Blood and Kisses.
I began to understand the reality of our situation and how Galina felt about it.
Typical Casey, only figuring out 'the reality of his situation' only *now*. It's been flowers and unicorns all this time. Proof of how little this 'figuring out the reality of this situation' will have an effect on his behaviour:
I came down to earth (a little bit)
And some more useless 'followup' that will go nowhere:
...and this made for some heavy discussion. (To escalate an already volatile issue)
:|
And someone's who becomes 'jealous' of an animal, or anything else that diverts a mate's attention from them is a little bit of a looney-tune. Talk about insecurity... a freakin' CAT????
Have I mentioned that he's a monumental moron yet? Because Casey's a Monumental Moron.
Moron Troll.
Can someone please link me or email me a good, clear pic of Galina... some p-shop magic is in order tonight.
Does anyone else suspect that someone is ghost writing for Casey? The last couple of posts seem like it came from someone else. Also, he's been using "'cuz" alot, something he never did.
"And someone's who becomes 'jealous' of an animal, or anything else that diverts a mate's attention from them is a little bit of a looney-tune. Talk about insecurity... a freakin' CAT????"
This the same guy who talked her into quitting school because they were "growing apart" (not 'cause there are guys who have jobs and stuff at school, no it couldn't be that.)
Plus other lame crap ass excuses about not affording gas (but there is gas money to go to AZ and Tahoe).
Okay, giant She-Man carrying fake cat--Not just slightly but Extremely disturbing.
Those conventions attract some straaaaaaange characters. I stayed at a hotel once that happened to be hosting a Furry gathering. You would not believe what was going on in the hallways at night. I could have gone through life happier not witnessing the debauchery I did trying to get through to my room. ::shudder::
I disagree with the "stop commenting on Casey's Site" train of thought. My idea, instead, is this:
Comment. Comment Early, Comment Often.
But make EVERY comment questions.
In other words, don't bitch at the prick. Don't call him names. Don't tell him to get a job. Don't tell him he's a loser (tm). He's shown he's impervious to the truth.
Instead just constantly hammer him with question's he's unanswered.
Like the Phoenix Trip.
Like the Wrap.
Like the CD-Burn money.
Like the Taxes.
Like his mental health.
Like the state of his marriage.
Just hammer him incessantly.
Piss off the little shit.
oh, and incase you missed it from the last thread, I'll re-post this here, cuz I still think it's high-larious:
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MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Casey's jealous of Y's cat!!! It gets more action from Galina than Casey does!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
(I feel like StephanieJ)
MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
[quote]
For some reason I always feel like I can land on my feet. Like a cat. And I don’t even like cats (at least not the one that live here with us… it belong to my sister-in-law… Galina seems to find a little too much comfort in petting it… which make me a little jealous, if that makes any sense.)
[/quote]
MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I am Magic and Casey can pull money out of me, why is Galina petting the cat? She used to pet me but alas, no more.
yo Dawg, nice cock and pussy!
All he has left is hiz haterz™. He doesn't care anymore about anything. All troll all the time. Personally he won't get another eyeball from me until he answers about the stock: gspg.ob
Check out the sweet ContentLink ads on his site. That must be why there was downtime.
There is something seriously wrong with a man who feels jealous when he sees his wife cuddling a pet.
Personally, I would never have married someone who didn't like pets, but that's just me.
This dawg don't scare the ground squirellz. They laugh at his poison, snigger at the silly ground buzzerz™. However... as we chat "Knuckles" the 21 pounder is shoulder deep in hole putting the fear of katz™ in those nasty dirt ratz™. Petz™ iz good.
Rob,
I can loan you my Jack Russell Terriers (for a fee of course); that's their 'Raison d'être". They'd take care of your squeedle problem post-haste.
Casey's "Compulsive Debtor" quiz is one of the funniest things he's posted in a while. The quiz assumes that the person answering the questions isn't living in a world of make-believe and has some adult perspective of their life. Since Casey doesn't and hasn't, his responses sound more like a that from a sitcom character trying to make the audience laugh than a real person with reckless responsibility problems.
To Casey, defrauding banks and not paying creditors isn't any big deal and he's going to be laughing about it for as long as he wants. He laughing at his creditors and he's laughing at us looosers who pay our bills.
Oh, good grief people, can't you wee what's happening?
Casey's book isn't going to be about foreclosure; it's going to be about redemption. Yep, that's gonna be IAFF 2.0. Look at the new ad content on his blog. Look at the comments so quickly posted. This is going to turn into a story of intervention that will blossom into a tale of salvation. It will be utterly boring, but the media will glom onto it and perhaps...just perhaps, he'll escape the noose that's tightening around his neck. The feds will feel so sorry for widdle Casey. They can't put a sick man into jail, can they? One man's journey from dark to light. Hell, it worked for Mel Gibson, right?
Don't fall for it, people!
I suggest we begin writing his tale FOR him to take the salability out it. Think of it as foefic.
And read this entry from IAFF before it disappears:
"Very clever Casy. Checking Alexa’s Daily Traffic trend stats I see that the occasional page not found ‘problem’ has paid off very well. Having to come back several times to read the comments of a particulary trolling type post - I found that the comments page was unavailable. reload reload, come back later, reload reload, come back later. Nice work young man. I’m one visitor and I racked up about a dozen hits to view the comments. Keep it tricksy and the apparant popularity of the site will continue to grow."
Don't believe the hype, folks. Anyone want to toy with Casey's "novel" idea?
@Steph: re squeedle
other medieval versions are Schwoedel (Old High German), Squidelle (Norman French), Escuidela (Old Spanish), Skvydhyl (Anglo Saxon), and Scuidela (Latin; masc. version, Scuidelus). There is some evidence that the Sanskrit word, "skhviidalaa" meaning, "a very clever and attractive woman," evolved from the same root.
squeedle
But you knew that.
@Jean Val Jean
My unbridled laughter: AAAHH ha ha ha ha ::wiping tear::
Dr. Evil Sinister laugh: Mua ha ha ha (includes wringing of hands)
I thought I should point out the distinction.
@Wagga
Well, let me tell you what a squeedle *really* is in my world. A squeedle is a squirrel as it's pronounced coming out of the mouth of my heavily accented 'Charo'-like mother. Sample of some of her words (with translations)as follows:
Joyo: Yoyo
Jess: Yes
Squeedle: Squirrel
Lidder: Little
Ñoo Ggghampshare: New Hampshire
Tree: Three
Coño: Darn
Hijo de Puta: Your father
That is just a few of her most-used phrases. Thus ends your 'Mom-glish' lesson for today.
Heh heh.
@Steph:
"a very clever and attractive woman," was good enough for me.
:)
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