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I've gotten some interesting emails about this. Just when you think... awww you know the rest.
Update: That picture is just too boring. Here's a shark with a laser.
42 comments:
First?
Hugz and kissez StephanieS. You win a free murse and a shovel and a coffee can and...
LMAO
This is something that he should have done 6 months ago, or whenever AdSense got pulled. He could conceivably make a couple hundred bucks a months. Instead, he waits to implement this until AFTER he's lost all his properties, he's about to be living in a car, etc.
If I were going to even consider sponsoring the site, I'd want Snowflake's "terms" to specify exactly what my compensation will be for blog downtime as well as specific guarantees of new posts, etc. My guess is that if anyone is foolish enough to PayPal him $125, they're going to get a neglected blog within a week of their "partnership."
EH-hem. If I may... Murst.
I think the Ad's are fine. It may force him to be more responsible about the blog. More post's, less down time.
I don't think his future is a real estate mogul. I think a blog on debt addiction and laziness is more up his alley.
As for his private equity and hedge fund ideas, I have laughed out loud. Hedge funds/private equity require assets of at least 500,000. No worries on Casey getting in. As for Funds of Funds, again you need actually money to invest. As usual, Casey is hopping on the last car of a train.
Hedge funds were the trendy thing to do. Investor's could not wait to throw money at the latest hot trader/portfolio manager. These days, they barely beat the market.
Yeah, come advertise on a site that is down half the time!
Even if he does manage to ransack his new corp for somew sweet credit, there's another problem: trading successfully takes brains, guts, and discipline. None of which Casey has.
Now that I got that out of the way...
If I may, I'd like to make my post a stretch to broader money-making ideas. That have a purpose. And help people.
Since your readers are ladies & gents with brains, I think they might appreciate this. Here is a link to a very interesting exhibit called "Design for the Other 90%." The idea was to design useful, salable items that make life easier in the developing world.
Not the Developing World of Sacramento where the fliptard was impressed to learn that showerstalls come prefabricated. I mean the rest of the world where they have drinking water like the fliptard's old swimming pool. And people actually work to survive, not come up with harebrained schemes to borrow and/or steal more money. Enjoy!
http://tinyurl.com/32ehae
Thanks, bemused guy.
Is this the new cs living quarters ?
Steph. How about photoshopping this in front of Yulias house?
NO! NO! NO! NO!
Robert I just read your last thread.
I go away for a day and the Breeders try to pass Casey over to our team. Absolutely not. No. It's bad enough we probably have Nigel.
This is one case where
"We are NOT bemused."
thppt!
Note that this is flat-rate, unlike a normal web advertising arrangement where pricing is based on views and clicks. There's no real incentive for Snowflake to keep traffic up as long as it doesn't drop so low that his advertisers cancel.
Trying to get the clicky thing right...
Is this the new cs living quarters ?
Steph. How about photoshopping this in front of Yulias house?
Bemused guy,
LOL. Surely even you don't want Casey breeding now do you? Come on, you suffer enough, a little more isn't going to hurt. Much. Think of the greater good, you take him in -> no little 'tards in the gene pool. The price of freedom is eternal vigilance. You weren't looking, now you've got him and we ain't takin' him back.
While on the subject Queercents and Sitting Pretty are excellent money sites. And just so there is no mistake; we are just fooling around. There is no and will be no gender bias, preference bias, etc tolerated.
Wagga,
"mad-housers-hut?" That's my office! Well sort of. The doors aren't Double French and the bucket is a hot tub and a few details like that but... ;-)
CS needs to dump G.
She is holding him back from his dreamz™ by nagging him.
She is a naggers™.
I'm amazed constantly he can sit unemployed all day for how long now? a year? He hasnt done any 'full time flipping' in a year.
I was working 12 hours a day at that age.
Contrary to popular belief, our dating pool also suffers. There's been a resurgence of Swab clones.
Imagine the chrome domed, pleather-clad horror for we sophisticates. Just the thought is giving me the vapors! ::waves hand towards handsomely chiseled face...masculinely of course::
I am sticking with my "NO." I don't want him making little fliptards either but isn't that what Stephanie J's Doc Martens were supposed to solve? Heteros made him, a hetero married him, heteros can keep him.
Good night!
@Failing. I think you mean NaggerZ with a "z"
Official: Inmates Forced To Lick Toilets Clean
8 Former Prison Employees Accused Of Abuse
http://www.local6.com/news/13285114/detail.html
LUCKY CASEY MAY NOT BE DOING JAIL TIME.....in florida at least!
Yes, thankz™ for correcting em.
She is one of the naggerz™©® in his life which probably includes his parentz™©®.
Anyone see that south park with the N-word:
n_ggers: people who annoy you.
(its was nAggers!) hahaha
Bemused beat me to it Naggerz™.
Anyway, could we "hire" Galina to blog here? I'd bet we can match her houz cleanrz salary and have enough left for Jamba Juice for the class.
Why would anyone pay that when you can so easily get 10000 impressions a day and only pay when someone actually visits your site.
If I use a crappy PPC I can still get over 1000 guaranteed clicks(real visits) to my site for $100. If they don't show, I don't pay.
$125 on IAFF guarantees me what??
So is snowflake bumping the Zewg even lower?
He doesnt seem to care much about his real sponsors.
We know Casey reads here. It has to be a slap of reality to read that even the various sexual orientations are fighting to not be associated with him.
Casey, this make appear to be cruel childish humor but it should be a wake up call to change your ways.
The Real Wagga™, did you notice that hut matches his blue shirt AND his blue ball!?
The reason he is doing a flat fee for ads is because if he sells ads on a PPV or PPC basis then he needs to use a real ad-serving system, and those cost money.
The reason he is doing a flat fee for ads is because if he sells ads on a PPV or PPC basis then he needs to use a real ad-serving system, and those cost money.
He could build his own ad-serving system that tracks impressions and click-throughs. There are just two problems:
* He'd only be able to sell ads to people who trust his accounting, i.e. nobody
* That would require him to exercise his mad IT skillz.
Huh-
I don't know about everyone else, but I don't surf with my window maximized. I sort of squish it to about 45% of the screen width and maybe 60% of the height. And for me, Casey's ads would require scrolling. He wrote: "Positioned “above fold” to be readily seen without (much) scrolling." Casey-- above the fold means NO SCROLLING. I will be the 9001st person to point this out, but the way weasel words creep in to so much of your speaking is obvious and off putting!
Page Rank 5 doesn't seem that high, I ran a personal site without almost no traffic, but a couple good inbound links from large sites, and had a rank '4' site with "no" effort. I would have thought you could do better than PR5 with all your exposure.
"Support my mission to turn this into a foreclosure help blog." -- Casey, let's end the 'words' and commence the 'action'. Clear out all your old posts about domestic troubles and your other foolishness, and let's see this 'foreclosure help blog' already. The Nigel deal apparently bombed because you were hadn't committed to an idea or were entertaining other partners and input. What came of that other input? Let's see this 'foreclosure help blog' already-- is do you consider IAFF that already? I think part of your predicament here is that you do not want to believe how large a portion of your traffic the 'Haterz' represent; however this would become painfully obvious if you took down your (moronic) foolish posts and the subsequent opportunity to comment on them. Obvious because, of course, your traffic would plummet.
@mejustme: thanks
@Steph: your mad Photoshop skillz!
They just played that song on the our house video on BBC World News on NPR.
What about my Pshop skills, Wagga?
Oh, never mind. I see. Link me a pic of Yulia's diggs, and I'll work on it tonight. I'm still looking for a good pic of Galina... any leads?
Steph1,
Tis true I listen to NPR.
Steph2,
go to flickr and search under "galina" or "sercasey"
Wagga,
Stop drooling on her Jeep.
Drool + Dirt = Mud
What I had in mind was
A) Yulias with hut in front.
B) Better still, original pic + cs/murse/blue shirt/blue ball
And, bemusedguy, thanks for the pointer - lots to learn about how privileged we are...
PS If you post your nom de plume in all lower-case, I'll honour that.
Other than that, Upper-casing proper names is a proper sign of respect. If you see references to cs or bush or hillary, that is exactly as intended.
@Steph J
If you are still looking for Galina pic, here's a G head PSD file I used on another chop:
Galina PSD file
M'kay, Wagga.
Let me be a good subservient Suzie, change into a fifties-style dress w/apron & heels and prepare dinner and a martini for my s/o first.
Oh.. and I responded to your comment in the pussycat/kawk thread.
Much love to you, Vague. I'll post the monstrosity I have in mind on my blog later on tonight.
Wagga, I don't have a pic of Yulia's house. I know I've seen one at some point, with the teen-queen Jetta parked in front of it. Who took that?
Stephanie J. said...
Wagga, I don't have a pic of Yulia's house.
Try this:
JJuice Serin Flickr
I believe it is ratlab's flickr account
Snapdragon:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/94588127@N00/386099890/
Thanks.
What an ugly-ass house. I just don't know how people can live in those human-habitrail developments.
I try not to read IAFF too much so that I don't encourage the little bugger with my clicks, but Stephanie's report on his wish to start a hedge fund gave me a little idea (after wiping the tears from my eyes). That would be the THIRD bubble that he has gotten in on just as the pin was approaching to pop it. Maybe if he stays completely clueless, he could be used as the ultimate gage for calling the very tippy top of any sweet wave. Attention, all hedge fund investors: Casey Serin wants in on the action. Everyone out of the water! Did Casey say "gold"? Honey, get the broker on the phone!
In reality, at some point he'll just turn into a bitter middle-aged guy after experiencing serial failures. Let's hope he is soon under psychiatric care and that his wife can start a clean life. It's AMAZING that his family reads his blogs and they haven't freaked out before this.
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