Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Good Traffic, Bad Traffic, itsallgood!

"My analytics software doesn't have haterz recognition capability, nor do my ad servers or the search engines.

Good traffic, bad traffic, it's irrelevant.

41 comments:

Anonymous said...

Foist and Moist

Anonymous said...

Murst, First!

Anonymous said...

YEAH!!! Twice in a day. Man that's the first in a while.

Anonymous said...

Crap. Duraki!

Anonymous said...

So I guess IAFF is back. Gotta go read Nigel's crap now I guess.

Anonymous said...

BTW Dawg!

Lifted from the very title of Nigel's page:

"Casey Serin info and advice. This is not a fan site. It is simply a place to comment on the Casey Serin saga without fear of attack. Constructive criticism welcome. Name calling and personal attacks will be deleted"


Without fear of attack...Criticism welcome...Personal attacks will be deleted.

Is this a joke??????????????????????????????????????????????????

Rob Dawg said...

Nobody laughs at my choices of subjects, titles or graphics and no one makes any witty comments about how appropriate they are. I pout. I may go to Wrightwood and pout a lot. You want EN to go IAFF? I think not.


Okay, going to the mountain cabin isn't the same as running away to Tahoe but you get the idea. And the idea is to not take all this too seriously.

Schnapps said...

@TK - this has been discussed before.

Personally, I think Nigel does as he pleases: whether its supporting Casey, smacking Casey upside the head with reality, or "outing haterz" (umbrella term for any posts regarding haterz and their actions).

Small matter really.

Anonymous said...

At 5:49 PM, Rob Dawg said...
"Nobody laughs at my choices of subjects, titles or graphics and no one makes any witty comments about how appropriate they are. I pout."

Rob,

No need to pout. You've just set a very high standard for yourself; the theme and photo are almost always very much on point, so excellent has become the expectation and doesn't generate any special notice.

Brings to mind a former co-worker's viewpoint that it was best to only give 85% to the corporate overlords on a routine basis. That way, when the chips were down and 100% effort was required and expended, it was more noticable. That view always grated on me but as a practical matter in the politics of the workplace it actually made sense.

Anonymous said...

@Rob Dawg

Wrightwood is probably a bit cooler than L.A. right now.

Anonymous said...

I say bah to your photos. I want to see rear shots of galina crouching at the fridge.

can you provide something similar? perhaps with a little whale-tail action?

casey did. oh, and they have to be photos of a soon-to-be-divorcee who would make herself available for a warm meal and a coach bag. then, only then shall I be impressed.

just kidding. good job. and I usually chuckle. at the pictures with the headlines.

Gypsy Pete said...

That's a pretty good mock up a sheep dog Rob!

Sprezzatura said...

Good traffic, bad traffic, it's irrelevant

That depends on what you're trying to achieve. If your primary success metric is "eyeballs", then yes, it is. But if your metric is something else, like, say, qualified business leads, then the amount of traffic is much, much less important than the quality of that traffic.

People who do this kind of thing for a living understand the difference.

People whose tiny little packages get all wriggly at the thought of all those eyeballs on their website do not.

Anonymous said...

"Is this a joke????"


Everything about Nigel Swaby is a joke.

Akubi said...

Nigel is tedious, tiresome, twat in sheep's clothing and most definitely not a wolf.

Anonymous said...

I couldn't have said it better myself.

Akubi said...

H. Murakami really changed my perception of sheep.

flailing forward said...

I love how he follows the post where he jumped on Rob for posting a speculative report (which was identified as such) with a post consisting of a partially made up conversation which is not identified as such. Nigel with a sense of humor is a nice change though. Now if he can just add a sense of humility.

Anonymous said...

You know, if it wasn't for EN, Nigel would get 0 traffic.

Anonymous said...

Is it time for a joke post, say, once a week?

Funny Friday?

Sheep Jokes?

Sweet Cashback said...

Me, me, me.....

"What do you call spending the afternoon with a cranky rabbit? A bad hare day." Sweet !

Akubi said...

As I recall, Sheep Jokes were a source of entertainment in a strange PA bar that no longer exists.
FF,
Please post something on your own blog and not the tedious, tiresome, twat's...

Anonymous said...

Who gives a rat's ass about Nigel? It's like this site is twisted on Nigel, lead by Dawg. Isn't it time to forget Nigel and move along?

Rob Dawg said...

Two things about Nigel. Three if you stretch. You are corrct he isn't worth poop on a sidewalk but you make the effort to not step in thr Nigel don't you? Then there's the ethics issue, by simply ignoring the Nigel on the sidewalk someone else might step in it. Third, unlike a steaming pile of Nigel on the sidewalk this steming pile of internet Nigel can forget its place and rise up to smear the innocent. For those reasons we cannot let this stinking pile lie.

Anonymous said...

I think Casey should be referred to as "Snowball" not "Snowflake"

lawnmower man said...

That depends on what you're trying to achieve. If your primary success metric is "eyeballs", then yes, it is. But if your metric is something else, like, say, qualified business leads, then the amount of traffic is much, much less important than the quality of that traffic.

That was kind of what I was hinting at at DHC. Nigel wants to milk SLCRE both ways -- rake in cash by plastering it with as many adverts as possible, plus use it to drum up business. I think it makes his business look cheap and skeezy; but he seems happy.

Note also that Nigel confirmed that some of his ads pay per impression, not per click -- ie, just visiting SLCRE puts a few cents in Nigel's pocket. I'm even less inclined to visit and much more inclined to get around to installing AdBlock.

Oh, and I like the hubris of "MY analytics software" and "MY ad servers". Nope, Nigel: Google Analytics is Google's, not yours.

Isn't it time to forget Nigel and move along?

It's fun to tweak him. And with IAFF dead in the water and sinking fast, he's all we have left.

lawnmower man said...

Oh, and the "Swaby added" crew can add a new Swabyism to the "algae caused by the sun", "indoor pool" etc gag lines: "I spent most of the day golfing."

Rob Dawg said...

with IAFF dead in the water and sinking fast, he's all we have left.

Oh non mon ami. We have de Swann, de Bakerrsfield, de Sacramento. We have de San Buenaventura SmUGlers, We have de triple play Inland Empire.

Casey is just the chew toy of the moment.

Anonymous said...

"You are corrct he isn't worth poop on a sidewalk but you make the effort to not step in thr Nigel don't you? Then there's the ethics issue, by simply ignoring the Nigel on the sidewalk someone else might step in it. Third, unlike a steaming pile of Nigel on the sidewalk this steming pile of internet Nigel can forget its place and rise up to smear the innocent. For those reasons we cannot let this stinking pile lie"

An effective metaphor to say the least. Although I would say, based on the fact that Nigel is attempting to gain notoriety by riding Casey's coat tails, I would allude to the fact that the "stinking pile of poop" is actually attached to Casey's shoe. (Although smear effect could leave some rogue fecal matter on various corners of the sidewalk)

Naturally, Casey still has shit on his shoe after stepping in a heaping pile of it based on his "sweet deals".

Beware all. No one knows for sure what's in those Jamba Juice's he consumes. That poop may be borderline toxic.

(Exacerbated by the fact that he also eats at Denny's)

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Anonymous said...

Raw Dawg

* Industry: Engineering
* Occupation: Curmudgeon
* Location: Ventura County : (that's in SoCal) : United States

About Me

When big waves come there are on three kinds of people. The first walk out on the reef to see where the water went. The second get out of the way. Me? I'm the third kind. We paddle out and surf.
Interests

* Spoofing Data Miners
* Watchdogging the Financial System
* Makinf fun of loosers

Sprezzatura said...

If you use Firefox, then just download the free plug-in, Adblock Plus, and say goodbye to web ads and popups.

Anonymous said...

Had to reaffirm the fact that Nigel sucks big time while watching the Inquisition programs.

Anonymous said...

Dear Casey,

Hope you're catching this here on EN.

Last week when GSPG was offered at $0.0017, did you double up on your long position? Did you buy even more when it sold off down to $0.0011?

Last trade today was $0.0027. Don't forget to sell into strength...and you do need to eventually get short, right?? After all, the company is basically broke. The only buyers here, except for the wishful-thinking pathological gamblers, are the shorts covering to clear the books.

It was a beautiful day here in Trader's Heaven. I spent most of the day playing golf.

Anonymous said...

I HATE YOU.

Anonymous said...

The Inquisition pisses me off big time.

Anonymous said...

TK said...
BTW Dawg!

Lifted from the very title of Nigel's page:

"Casey Serin info and advice. This is not a fan site. It is simply a place to comment on the Casey Serin saga without fear of attack. Constructive criticism welcome. Name calling and personal attacks will be deleted"


Without fear of attack...Criticism welcome...Personal attacks will be deleted.

Is this a joke??????????????????????????????????????????????????





Unfortunately TK it is not a joke. For example, if someone tried to give him constructive criticism about his pleather jacket, his receding hairline, his aged BMW, and his ethics, I am SURE it would be deleted. The only thing truly welcome at his blogs are the posts he makes under different identities.
If he really wanted to make money, he should ask hair club for men advertise with Nigel as the before picture. Or he can advertise his site as a sleep inducer for insomniacs..the organic way. Why do you think Casey is napping all the time..he checks out Nigey's site and passes out in minutes.

Anonymous said...

Just had a look round the usual suspects and I can't help laughing at the latest on donthatecasey. Is this a Freudian slip by Nigel? The title is " The Fecal Finger of Casey Serin Strikes Again"

That's Fecal as in pertaining to faeces.
(I think the word you were looking for is Fickle but.....)

Rob Dawg said...

When big waves come there are on three kinds of people. The first walk out on the reef to see where the water went. The second get out of the way. Me? I'm the third kind. We paddle out and surf.

Does everyone else understand the basis of this attitude? The surfing bit is but a metaphor.

Anonymous said...

Nah, I think it was intentional and I think that Nigel is gross

Anonymous said...

After seeing Casey let this comment stand:

**********************
#239. Galinas Pimp
May 9th, 2007 at 2:12 pm

Casey tried to live the highlife like a trooper. But he will never have the bling like me and my ho Galina!!
**********************

I don't EVER want to hear of this wanker modd'ing another post to his site, ever. Can any of you imagine letting that through, speaking about your significant other, married or not? If that doesn't make flames shoot out of your eyeballs, than you are truly not a man. Oops, we are talkin' about Murse Boy, after all, aren't we?!