Casey: I have to come up with 2 months of rent money plus May’s payment by tomorrow [May 1st]. And there is even talk of pre-paying 2 months in advance if we are to stay here. Even though I don’t think my sister-in-law is going to kick me out, there is always that chance.Translation: Pay up AND get out or pay up and pre-pay to stay.
What say ye? How will this chapter play out? I'm betting that he begs a few more days because of the V-Dubbs "crisis."
120 comments:
Did I say "this afternoon?" Psyche!
fist!
I don't like that image, this one is better :-)
http://www.wgfed.com/cgi/i/Kick_Out1.gif
This afternoon?
Fourf!
Murst!!!
Kirk, thanks but my image is another of those sneaky learning experience, depth of knowledge types of intellectual subversions. My image depicts the era of English landlords evicting the poor Irish. Google 'crowbar brigade'.
Rolling over 200K today, too.
My guess: 5:07 PDT
@dawg: wow that's deep. I was just messin' with you. Plus, I'm terrible at coming up with captions for pics, I thought I give a go at pics for captions.
Instead of bringing out the dead, it's "bring out the broke, bring out the broke"
Then as he gets tossed on the wooden wagon he mutters "but i'm not broke" only to be followed by Yulia clubbing him with his murse.
I'm hoping he's out. Really though I suspect it will all come down to where Galina's alliances lie.
Is she going to stick with Casey all the way down, in which case they present a united front and Yulia is faced with evicting not only the it's-all-good deadbeat but her own sister? Or is she ready to jump ship and kick him to the curb?
Yesterday's post made it pretty clear that Casey is going to call Yulia's bluff: "I don’t think my sister-in-law is going to kick me out". But the original version also had more than a whiff of Galina's bluff being called: "Unless the wife kicks me out or something. I doubt it."
The language in yesterday's post is very telling: kick me out, not kick us out. It's all about Casey -- "will I live in the car?" Even when he talks about the marriage, Galina remains separate and abstract: it's "I" and "her", never "us".
I'm not surprised Galina was pissed off: the whole post is a huge "I'd be better off without you" slap in the face. And the choice of words makes it very clear that in Casey's mind he's already alone; the marriage is nothing more than a dutiful afterthought.
For SDCIA Jeff afficionado's.
Here's a wild wonderful insight into Caseys evil twin, SDCIA Jeff:
http://www.websitetoolbox.com/tool/view/mb/search/sdcia?searchid=11426914&showas=post
Whilst KC mursed his way through the empire building process like the Peter Pan of Real Estate, Jeffo powered forward with his intellectual sodomization of any and all who dared to offer a modicum of sensible, prudent advice.
Jeffo is currently helming his investment empire from the family commode. Oddly enough, his beautiful charts failed to indicate that severe financial losses may actually loosen your bowels.
Fucknuggets rule!!! And eats lots of roughage Jeff!! Oh, and don't forget the brown trousers!!!!
Mail Guru
Casey... Can you spell E-V-I-C-T-I-O-N?
Casey has the money in his murse. If he thinks Yulia is serious about kicking him out he will hand it over. If not he will plead poverty.
I bet he can't spell eviction and that he is still in bed "sleeping the day away" as he puts it. He plans to nap until Yulia kicks the door down and drags him out.
Haterz,
Nigel knows whats in the murse and isn't telling.
Nigel can keep secrets.
Swaby OUT.
In face monotone Casey voice:
"Get a job? I don't think it's necessary right now... I *have* income; with my freelance stuff; so please don't say I'm not working; we're *both* working. Besides, what bills would a 9-5 job cover? An hourly wage won't cover anything if significance..."
Uhh.... I dunno... maybe.. uh.... RENT????
You have internet access with cable and your mobile internet access (isn't that like 50¢ a kb or something?).. and you're complaining about possibly being evicted?
Quel idiot.
Fake... I meant fake, not face.
Duck rape has resulted in babies. 12 at this time. Lots of voracious crows hanging around. I wish I had my pellet gun here.
FIRST!!
... since no one else could spell it right.. I hereby claim my SECOND First EVER!!!
EVER!!
Haterz,
Okay, Nigel's award winning journalistic instincts have gotten the best of Nigel. The Murse contains:
A signed picture of yours truly (Nigel!).
A compilation of every story Nigel has written.
A how to blog and get on people's nerves guide written by a certain award winner (hint: NIGEL!).
And all the stuff Casey says is in there.
There you have it. Nigel has now decided to tell the haterz what's in the murse. Nigel will be blogging about this soon. Nigel sees another award in the future.
Swaby OUT.
I'm betting that he begs a few more days because of the V-Dubbs "crisis."
I'm sure that Yulia was impressed that, yet again, numbnutz did have money available but chose not to spend it on rent.
Haterz,
Ok, you got Nigel. Casey also has a tape featuring the vocal talents of a certain award winning blogger.
Do you not agree that Nigel is a multi-talented person? Nigel sure agrees!
Swaby OUT.
@Steph: You have internet access with cable and your mobile internet access (isn't that like 50¢ a kb or something?).. and you're complaining about possibly being evicted?
But... they're necessary for the buuuuusinesss! I do business on the iiiinternet!
(Is it just me that reads petulant, whiny Casey with an Eric Cartman voice? "You're breaking my balls here, Nigel.")
OK, this is a 5 minute photoshop job, so don't expect much....
http://www.flickr.com/photos/8075597@N04/480261575/
Baby duckies! Yummmm. Do you split them and BBQ or skewer and roast?
Oh, and this tickles me: if Casey was working a looser W-2 job, he'd have been paid just in time to make the rent. Sweet.
Casy Serin's family is enabling him and this is just talk. They will not put him out, imo.
For anyone who's interested, I've finally posted my thoughts on the whole living out of the car thing. I'm sure you'll find that I've said things there that are so brilliant, so profoundly different than anything that's been said here since last night, that you'll never use EN as your source for Casey news ever again. Even though I missed the boat and should probably have been reading EN last night to get the scoop. Unfortunately I just reaf IAFF for updates (Cause I can post links like a madman there!) and that probably slows down the relevancy of my posts a bit.
Prediction:
Casey and Galina move back in with Casey's family "until he gets back on his feet".
Mom and Dad will not let him sleep all day. Looser job avoidance is coming to an end. Bank on it.
Nigel Swaby, Award Winning, Traffic-Free Blogger said...
Liar! Fraud! The Real™ "Nigel Swaby, Award Winning, Traffic-Free Blogger" would never mention EN even with initals. ;-)
On a totally different note, i went to go buy a new cell phone today - my contract is up soon and i can upgrade. Unfortuantely, i had to go to the mall and go to one of those kiosks. How embarassing.
Not only was there ONE PERSON for 4 customers, but the kid was an idiot. The advice i heard him giving some guy who needed a PCMCIA card was laughable.
Retards work at the mall, period.
@Anon 11:56
I call that "McService". They seem to hire these spotty, idiot teens who know nothing for all sorts of jobs that would otherwise require some modicum of knowledge.
They're cheap and too dumb to demand better benefits. So who cares about customer service when you can save so much hiring the vacuous?
I am simply trying to make peace with the Haterz™...It appears I was wrong about them and their sphere of infuence may be greater than I first imagined. Anyway if I don't get some sweet traffic™ soon my foreclosure avoiders site may be in jeopardy.
ANyway, with the Spring Buying Season™ coming, I'll probably be too busy to deal with you Haterz as all of SLC's inventory gets vacuumed up by eager bigamists. Because, the serious buyers will lower their prices and the not serious buyers will remove their inventory from the market. No problem!
From "The Terrible Dot" at Camp Idiot
" Sometimes, even in the moments of the most intense passion, in fact especially in the moments of greatest intimacy, I feel suffocated...drowning in the female principle...and then I yearn for a footloose and fancy free life of a homeless man, a bum...
I was even thinking of dispensing with the car...I've heard some homeless men sleep together in the pitch & putt golf course bushes at night, clustering together in the darkness for warmth and security in groups of up to 30, even 50 anonymous men all hugging each other in a tight heap. For some reason or other this strikes me as immensely attractive, even as I'm choking with disgust at the constraint of G's loving embrace."
Good Stuff!
http://www.campidiot.com/cgi-bin/bbs/index.cgi?num=1177972800;start=60
What's in the murse:
* PDA
* Cell phone
* Keys to sweet Jetta
* $1k in cash
* Starbucks and Macaroni Grill punch cards
* Fleshlight
* Special murse detergent
* Murse strap swivel bearing grease
* Last 3 issues of Murse World
* Pocket edition of Rich Dad, Poor Dad
* Nigel's phone number
@ Yo Mama
I could definitely see Casey ending up as the creamy center in a homeless man-pile.
What Galina doesn't yet realize is that half of that debt is hers. If Casey ditches her, he's about $300k less in the hole. I guarantee that thought is at the forefront of his mind.
Allenm making a stopover in reality!
Snowflake needs to join the Marine Corp or go to Jail.
Nothing else could save him except being torn down to the ground and rebuilt as a functioning human being.
I find it utterly amazing that everyone in his family has enable this total bullshit ride throught property *ownership* straight into a shitpile that will take ten years to sort out.
His best bet is to take a powder and start over after bk.
LOL at "The Terrible Dot"
One of my favorite CI posters.
His last post says to me that the possibiity of Galina actually leaving him has finally creeped into his subconscious, if not conscious mind. He knows there is trouble in paradise and that post was on some level a threat/bluff to her that he would be fine without her. I think that even though he won't acknowledge it consciously, he realizes he is about to get a kick in the ass.
I believe he will be able to stay in SiL's house as long as Galina stands by him. As soon as she cuts the ties he is gone immediately. So the question is really... what does she do now?
In my experience when a guy starts subconsciously realizing it's over, that means the woman has decided it's over. You don't realize it until after the fact, but the evidence is all there.
He gets the boot, Galina stays with SiL, he goes home to live with his parents (the car BS is a straight up bluff, that lightweight wouldn't last a week).
Dear Casey,
Traders on the "other side" like myself are granted a certain prescience about the market, but the regulations of the Celestial Exchange Commission prevent us from knowing the market positions of the still-living.
I will grant you one free tip in return for your clear complete disclosure to the Haterz™ community of whether or not you or an entity influenced or controlled by you has ever purchased any GSPG stock.
By the way, it is offered @ $0.0017 now.
Dear Casey,
Traders on the "other side" like myself are granted a certain prescience about the market, but the regulations of the Celestial Exchange Commission prevent us from knowing the market positions of the still-living.
I will grant you one free tip in return for your clear complete disclosure to the Haterz™ community of whether or not you or an entity influenced or controlled by you has ever purchased any GSPG stock.
By the way, it is offered @ $0.0017 now.
I'm uncertain about Army, Navy, or Marines, but he couldn't join the Air Force. Financial irresponsibility is a court martial offense. Your credit report is pulled during the enlistment/commissioning application. He's a security risk with that kind of debt.
Here is a site with codes for why people were separated from the military.
http://usmilitary.about.com/od/theorderlyroom/a/code2.htm
UK-
Interesting link.
Nigel-
You should apologize for your 'outings' soon before this drama is over with.
Prediction:
Casey will be granted a small time extension, but will be asked to leave.
He won't meet the deadline.
Galina gets to stay.
Casey will "crash" at the 'rents place.
Galina's parents will be talking to a lawyer, on her behalf. They will find that her signature is in too many places to allow any innocent spouse defenses.
An Inconvenient Truth About the Housing Market
Empirical evidence suggests there is a direct correlation between temperature and the housing market:
i.e., China – Temperature: Warm, Housing market: Hot.
Ergo, Antarctica- Temperature: Freezing, Housing market: Cold
Thusly, during the last Ice Age housing prices were at historic lows, while glaciers were at historic highs. However, today we are just now beginning a cycle of Global Warming (which is largely caused by the sun and algae), quid pro quo this means that median housing prices will rise as the median temperature and sea levels rise, and the glaciers recede. This will be especially apparent in the coming months as summer approaches. Q.E.D.
"Realtorologist"
Reartorologist? Poorgage Poker?
Sun make algae.
Antartica will be the the biggest real estate investment return ever possible. Once global warming turns it into a lush paradise, people will come pouring in from the rest of the world.
In accounting we know that to keep from going into foreclosure, you must find an income stream. This is not the same as stream with fish in it or a koi pond. You must then allocate some portion of your income stream to the house payment while at the same time allowing for juices and macaroni.
As far as my other job, my hands are registered as lethal weapons and if my identity is revealed, national security and the SLC housing market could be in jeopardy.
Ninja OUT.
What Galina doesn't yet realize is that half of that debt is hers. If Casey ditches her, he's about $300k less in the hole. I guarantee that thought is at the forefront of his mind.
In the event of any potential divorce, I wouldn't doubt for a second that Casey would try to dump as much of the debt as possible on Galina. Happens all the time in divorces, and it's extremely nasty; often the husband is more financially savvy (or cunning, rather) than the wife, and successfully pushes all of the debt onto the soon-to-be-ex-wife.
In Casey's case, that won't necessarily help him. If she faces a mountain of debt, she'll do whatever she has to to get out from underneath it, including (especially) working with the authorities. If Casey were truly financially savvy (he's not), he would be working hard to make good with the one person who has access to all the evidence in the world against him, whether she realizes it yet or not.
@Dawg -
here's another Californian who will probably get away with it (if the story is accurate - I mean, I didn't get it from an Award Winning Blog). Makes CS look like an amateur.
http://tinyurl.com/367n4y
Rob is probably right. he gets until the weekend i bet.
@Visionary -- don't forget that that spouse who can afford the better lawyer very often has a significant advantage in a divorce. I susect G will have better support on that front than C.
Bemused,
Feinstein’s Cardinal shenanigans
That, that... bitch. I even voted for her once. It's a long story. Her first Senate run was against Huffington. The deciding factor was her support for "a balanced budget Constitutional Ammendment." So I voted for her. Immediately after her election she ammended that to append "...provided Social Security is preserved." That, That... bitch. I actually went so far as to call her office and ask for my vote back. Too late.
I wonder if the sis-in-law has (or parents have, if he moves back with them) anything the nice repo guys at Cash Call would like....
Guys, please foward this to Galina because I'm out of time.
Galina,
Please forgive me. I know that I promised God and everyone that I would take care of you for eternity. But something shiney has come up in Mexico and I need pursue this new opportunity. Thank you for giving me my American citizenship. For this, I bequeth to you my blue ball, my real estate books (all but one, i took the one RK autograped, sorry), items in my top drawer, the rest of the blank cd's, the unused portion of hair highlighting gel, and my break dancing shoes.
I've taken the advice of the haters and signed you up for Deja Vu tryouts. You must get there by 3 pm and wear the stuff I bought you for Christmas. If you cant find a ride, call Nigel. He will be taking care of my blog as I venture to Mexico for a sweet deal.
Again, sorry Galina. But this opportunity in Mexico is win-win. Oh, I almost forgot, dont drink my wheatgrass juice.
I'm crossing my fingers that Yulia is able to stick by her guns, but not holding my breath.
@bemused and Rob Dawg...Feinstein is pure evil. On the hill, she's known for abusing her staff to the point that they hide in other congressional offices like some sort of dc underground railroad. She truly believes she can do no wrong, and god help those who attempt to call her on her shit. No doubt, there are some serious skeletons in her filing cabinets. I'd harken that this is just a fraction of her, uh, 'inappropriate' track record.
Aspeth,
You have no idea how embarrased I am to have two Senators who combined are as tall as and as smart as a typical one Senator. It doesn't help that the third in line for the Presidency is a socialist from my State either.
Even after finding out about Huffington (or maybe because?) my one vote for her is one of the very few of hundreds I am ashamed of having cast.
LOL...even Nigel is getting tired of Casey's antics and made a little funny about him and his camper idea. Everyone else is doing it!
I guess living in your car is "trendy" and cool and the first step to million$!!
"But officer, why can't I park my vdub here and sleep? Don't you know it's all good?"
Does anyone happen to know the Landlord/Tenant laws in California? I think that Yulia is going to have her hands full of Casey not wanting to leave - she may have to evict him via court proceedings. Even with a contract, in Washington state it is fairly difficult to get the people out if you have ever accepted a check from them for rent.
Oh wait....Snowflake doesn't pay the rent. What am I thinking?
Don't be stupid,
Casey is not going to be homeless and need to live out of his car. He can turn himself into the authorities and get a roof over his head, 3 square meals a day, shower and can sleep on days that are depressing. I have faith in Casey, I know that once he hits rock bottom, he will just pull out a jack hammer and keep on digging.
-It's all good.
Hey what good is a comeback story if you don't start at the absolute bottom? I guess the story of an affable boyish upper middle class kid from the suburbs trying to get rich quick doesn't quite resonate with the downtrodden. So, my new plan will be to take my laptop, PDA and cellphone to skid row and start blogging. I know I made a committment™ to Jesus and Galina, and I really did intend to stay with her, but I need to have flexibility in my life so I can make changes fast.
First I will intend to hire Homeless Bob to join my new Team of Advisors™, he will advise on where to get food when necessary, where the good spots to sleep are, and how to keep yourself presentable to the press. I also may need to hire the local drug addict to give me advise on what drug will enable me to hit rock bottom first. I can not begin to get rich until I have hit bottom and my street cred will be seriously questioned if I do not also add addiction to my story. I had thought a juicing addicition might qualif, but it appears that is merely an obsession, as opposed to an addiction...
Any other suggestions are welcomed. I need to seriously consider getting started on this right away. I know I am being held back from my true potential as the first homeless guy in the world to get rich quick and blog about it.
The unwanted Snowflake is a TRESPASSER. No docs. No cancelled checks, no utility bills. Street sleeping fer the dandelion. My BiL just finished a street sleeping series. 'Scourse he was testing and reporting on a $370k RV for his publication. Cripes, that behemoth wuz da bombz. Cash out and let the kidz' tuition chekz try to catch up. Tempting.
Hey everyone, I don't know if anyone could care less or not but we closed on the house today! YAY! LOL
I have pics up at my blog if you want to take a look at what $118k will get you in Oklahoma. LOL
It needs some updating and a good coat of paint but I think we got a good deal. What do you think?
Absolute bottom would be when Casey's in jail being Bubba's bottom.
Kerriella,
Let me congratulate you. You are a homeowner. It appears you are a homeowner for all the right reasons and that means we have hope to return to a sane market. It isn't anything negative but $118k around my 'hood is called half a down payment. My immediate next door neighbor paid twice that to pour his foundation in 1998. Ouch.
Please keep us updated.
Congrats Kerriella. $118K in NYC would get a snicker, or a tiny studio apartment with no hot water, a horrible rat & roach infestation, and faulty wiring in a scary neighborhood miles from the subway. Good to know there are still some parts of this country where a person can afford something for themselves.
@ Mermaiden:
Depends on how you look at it. From a legal perspective, simply throwing Casey's stuff out and changing the locks is probably illegal if Casey has ever paid rent, and maybe even if he hasn't. From what I've heard the law in some parts of CA, if not statewide, is even harder on "self-help" evictions than in WA.
From a practical standpoint, Yulia certainly can throw Snowflake's stuff out and change the locks. His only recourse is to sue after the fact, and he won't do that. He's too lazy, and at that point all of his meager supply of energy will be consumed by survival. If he tried to call the police while it was happening the event would most likely be treated not as an eviction but as a domestic dispute, which is a whole other kettle of fish.
ObDisclaimer: Ogg caveman, not lawyer. Ogg not post legal advice.
ooooooooooooh, kerriella, there is a burnt body on the porch. i think it's fishing.
Absolute bottom would be when Casey's in jail being Bubba's bottom.
Not to scrape the bottom or anything but honestly this is about the BEST Casey can expect. There's Hep-3, and worse. There's endless testimony with his weak intellect causing him to incurr longer sentences. I honestly don't want to think about it.
@Kerri -
congratulations! Enjoy your new home and tax deductions.
LOL Anon @ 3:32, That thing has got to go! Unfortunately it is attached to the railing so it's going to be a pain to remove.
Hey......
I bought a house yesterday and nobody congratulated ME! Such behavior must be linked to FIRST envy, but that's OK. I'll just pout and pitch a fit.
Dude, you bought a house too? Congrats! :D Aren't you glad the stress is over? I think I am going to sleep like a baby tonight now that we have finally closed and have keys in hand.
@ Kerriella:
Congrats. As for the thing on the rail, how is it attached?
Ogg, honestly? I don't know. I kinda wiggled it and it wouldn't budge so I figured I would deal with it later. LOL
EN'ers,
I am troubled to bring you the following news that requires your immediate assistance. In the heated Google ranking war between Flailing Forward's SCAM OF A BLOG, Foreclosure Avoiders Changed My Life and the one, true beacon of hope and truth, Foreclosure Avoiders Ruined My Life we suddenly find ourselves faced with a new, common enemy.
THE SWABTARD has reclaimed the #1 spot for "Foreclosure Avoiders" on Google. My heart aches. Please offer any suggestions so that one of us can reclaim our rightful place on top!
I must go take a nap now i'm so depressed.
Oh God! I just realized that post was a totally Casey thing to say. Let me rephrase that! Ok I wiggled it around, found it didn't budge and then was distracted by the house inspector. I honestly haven't thought too much more about it until I was taking pics today and didn't have any tools on hand to deal with it. Is that better and less Snowflakish? lol
Kerriella,
I am pouting... :o(
Evicting someone in CA is a pain in the butt and it can be time consuming. Yulia will have to give Casey a 3 day notice to pay or quit. If he doesn't pay, which Casey won't, then she'll have to file an unlawful detainer lawsuit.
Casey will have 5 days to respond to the summons. He probably won't respond, in which case Yulia will be able to get a default judgment on the sixth day. The Sherif's department will then give Casey a 6-8 day notice and if he hasn't left by then will help him to do so. So, in the best case, she can have Casey's ass on the curb in 16 days.
If Casey gets off his butt and responds, the best thing he can do is to file a motion to quash service of summons. This will buy him an extra 7 days. If he wins at the hearing then Yulia has to start all over again, if he loses then he gets another 5 days (in which he has to file some more forms). 8-13 days after that there will be a mandatory settlement conference. Because Casey won't want to leave or pay, there will be a trial. He'll lose, so the sheriff will then file a notice and help him to leave. This can be up to a 2 month process. However, given that this is his sister in law, I can't imagine he'd play that kind of hard ball.
Oh, yeah... I'm not a lawyer and this isn't legal advice. I've been considering buying a duplex and renting out half of it and wanted to research the potential pitfalls.
Everyone is going through the LEGAL way to evict a tenant....
This is how it goes down in the real world:
SIL gets pissed at Snowflake
SIL boxes up his crap
SIL throws it on the curb
Who's going to do anything about it? Snowflake? Hardly, he's too lazy to wake up and is so poor he can't pay attention, much less pay rent.
Surely Casey won't be hard to evict. I picture Galina and Yulia waiting for Casey to fall deep into one of his power naps, then the two of them carefully carrying his slumbering ass out to the hood of his Jetta without waking him up.
Dear Nigel's Guest Blogger:
As far as I am concerned, as long as swabbers' foreclosure avoiders stays out of the top 3, we have done our job and done it well.
BTW, when I googled foreclosure avoiders, I was sort of tickled to see this site as the top advertiser under those search terms.
@Ogg: how is it attached?
It's swabied onto the rail.
@Kerriella: Is that better and less Snowflakish?
To be in full Snowflake mode you would have had to have poked it with a stick, asked "can't I just ignore it?" and headed off for a refreshing nap.
Afternoon Haterz,
Nigel thinks Casey will not be evicted. Nigel believes that having a signed picture of Nigel in Casey's Man Purse should be enough to make Yulia think twice about eviction. Nigel takes an excellent photo as you all know. Nigel's photogenic good looks will be the equivalent to using a cross on Dracula. She'll swoon and give Casey more time. You see haterz, Casey has weapons in that Murse of his. Nigel is proud to be the official supplier of stopgap eviction measures to Casey Serin.
Without Casey how would Nigel maintain a healthy 2759 visitors?
Swaby OUT!
I do NOT approve of posting innocent 3rd parties' home addresses on the internet, no matter what the reason.
They're related to the hobbit..how could they be punished MORE?
However...
A Casey Serin cheering section to line his path as he gets the bum's rush WOULD be pretty funny.
And a banner:
"I Am Facing Eviction.com"
Sharky
@The Dude: This is how it goes down in the real world.
Quite so. All she'd need is to borrow a few burly male friends to toss Snowflake's scrawny ass out; and to make a quick phone call to Ma and Pa Serin to tell them to expect their loser son on their doorstep shortly.
TK,
How can you deny Nigel like that? Nigel's foreclosure blog will be the #1 site of it's kind. After all it's hosted by me, Nigel Swaby, he of the good looking smile and brilliant mind.
Has Nigel told you haterz how much this new third person-speak makes Nigel feel? Nigel feels GOOD...GOOD Nigel tells ya'.
Swaby OUT!
But isn't it worth waiting a few days to see the Yolo County Sheriffs' department do the job. Of course, this is assuming that G doesn't help Yulia evict Casey. If she does then I'm pretty sure she can legally toss his stuff out the door (and claim battery if he tries to force his way back in, earning him a night in the slammer).
Important stuff first:
@Kerri
Congratulations. I wish you much happiness in your new home. You realize, of course, a house isn't a home until you bake cookies in it. Those Pillsbury tube of dough things will suffice. Chocolate chip will work quite well. Oh, and for a home you need a cat too.
Moving on to lesser topics...
I don't think there's a chance in hell that SIL had K&G sign a lease. Wouldn't that affect K's chances of going legal to keep from getting booted out? And perhaps a bicycle lock on the side by side refrigerator doors might get a subtle message to him. And that reminds me, how many exterior doors does SIL's townhouse have? What would it cost to have a locksmith come out to rekey 2 or 3 locks anyway?
Nigel's Guest Blogger,
I've done my part for the FA Google engine cause with this news alert
Hey KC, Nigel,
Robert Kiyosaki has some great advice on the futility of mutual funds. But you knew that all along didn't you! You took his courses and knew that the only good investment is real estate.
As always, great stuff!
http://finance.yahoo.com/expert/article/richricher/30687
He might even let you invest in HIM through some expensive courses. It's a WIN-WIN !
Some junk ended up at the end. This is the news alert: http://blogaboutablogaboutablogabout.blogspot.com/2007/05/news-alert-nigels-guest-blogger.html
"You realize, of course, a house isn't a home until you bake cookies in it. Those Pillsbury tube of dough things will suffice. "
Those are the best cookies, don't even need baking, the dough is fabulous right out of the tube eaten with a spoon.
One hundredth looooooooossssers!
@ Kerriella
"Oh God! I just realized that post was a totally Casey thing to say."
Not really. Anything that Snowflake says carries with it the inherent assumption that he will, despite any promises, actually take no action in the next 6 months - year (ever?). H8trz tend to be more proactive.
Orson said: "Congratulations. I wish you much happiness in your new home."
I'll bet SHE is getting all the congrats because HER new house has a pond with fish and stuff. Not everyone, who buys a house, can get a one with a pond with fish and stuff.
Orson Buggy, yeah I am a baker at heart and I don't do pilsbury cookies, in my house it's from scratch or nothing. lol I can't wait to fix my first meal there. Heck, I can't wait to buy groceries for the first time without having to walk from the parking lot and up the stairs to the apartment. lol
Kiyosaki:
How sensible is it to play the lottery when the chance that you'll lose the money you put in is so high?
But the same could be said of mutual funds. After all, it's also a government-sponsored program that you have little chance of winning. So your chances of retiring on mutual fund investments in your 401(k) or IRA aren't very high, either.
There are no words to describe how utterly inane this is. No words.
Good find, Sweet Cashback, but: damn. People really buy into this stuff?
@ The Dude:
If you want a house with a pond with fish and stuff, you'll need more money. My advice to you is to do as your parents did: get a job, sir! The bums will always do without fish ponds and indoor pools. Do you hear me, Lebowski?
Dude, I posted at your blog about your new home. Hope that soothes the pain a bit. :P
hey dont forget to keep up with Jeff.
I feel sowwy for him.
He is getting beat up at sdcia.
here is a quote today from Gekko:
Let's stop piling on and beating up Jeff and rehashing his old posts that were filled with hubris and sugar plum dreams. He's admitted that he f**ked up and now he needs help. Given the alleged investing experience of many on this forum, I'm disappointed I'm not seeing real solutions being offered here - particularly CREATIVE solutions to help get him out of this mess. So far I've read posts advising prayer, exercise, sex, prescription drugs, and deep meditation. Come on! This is the CREATIVE investors association - where's the creativity and real solutions???
here is the thread:
http://www.websitetoolbox.com/tool/post/sdcia/vpost?id=1854186&trail=300
Kerriella,
You are nice....the loosers here are not. They are jealous of my FIRSTNESS.
I wish you much happiness, but don't tell anyone I said that...I'm still pouting.
Posted at DHC as Casey Serin™ Sockpuppet:
Not only am I planning on living in my car, I'm thinking of a whole new paradigm of "cars as the houses of the 21st century". Sweet!
In that vein, I'm going to look into buying around 8 cars, preferably in different states far away from me, get them fraudulently appraised at inflated rates, entice the owners of these cars to sell, and get some of that juicy™ cash back!!
Then, I'll live large for a while (Galina and I will have a 2nd honeymoon in a sweet Winnebago!), until the cash runs out and I can't make my car loan payments....
I think my plan is really amibitious, although there's an odd sense of deja vu I'm getting about it as well... but IT'S ALL GOOD! :-)
Hey Nigel's Guest Blogger, your SwabChat box is sweeeeeet. I'm jealous.
I just checked google and for Foreclosure Avoiders you're #2 and I'm #3 and with quotes I'm #1 and you're #3. FA is #4 in both cases. The only place I get FA at #1 is MSN using quotes.
@ Orson Buggy ~ where I am from, if you so much as accept a check for payment of rent, that person is considered your tenant. At that point, to get them out, all landlord/tenant laws would apply.
But if I were Y, I'd wait until Casey was out trolling the town in his no tunes VDUBYA with instant AC and change the locks.
Everyone - a few thoughts -
Eviction can be very difficult in California....
The best solution for the SIL and Galina would be for Galina to file for divorce or a legal separation and have Casey served with papers. If all else fails, she could claim that he is a threat to her and her sister (a few of his postings here matched with the fact he has made her quit school, etc.)... ultimately, a restraining order could be served.
There has been much discussion regarding Galina's responsibility towards the debt and how much she knew and when she knew it. My thinking is the sooner she file, the better. Better yet, an annulment would be in her best interest. She could make a case that snowflake committed fraud and used HER credit to get cards for his use. By doing so, the marriage would have never existed and snowflake is on the books for all the debt, not just 50%.
And this is yet another reason why people should have pre-nups. Not to protect assets going INTO the marriage, but to protect against debts when leaving the marriage!
I insisted upon a pre-nup a few years ago when I saw how poorly the guy handled money. I was not going to assume any of his pre-marriage or post-marriage debts or impulse purchases.
So, in summary, it would be very easy for the SIL, with Galina's assistance, to send snowflake to the curb today....
Anon@5:47: Unless Casey signed a lease agreement, Yulia can throw him out anytime she wants. Their arrangement sounds like a lot of family living situations and I've never heard of some kicked out family member suing another for unlawful eviction.
@ C-Corp Man
Has any of us met anyone as slimey as Casey? Sounds to me like the guy would leave his wife so he can live for free in his sweet car.
I'd be willing to bet there are a lot of promises that were made to Yulia about what money she was going to get and possibly even what 'shares' she could get in his business ventures. As for an actual contract, pff, Casey doesn't really abide by those anyway.
Has any of us met anyone as slimey as Casey?
I've known a few. Sociopaths are usually more clever and quiet about their hijinks and don't set themselves up to fail so spectacularly, preferring instead to ride to success on someone else's coattails.
anon @ 5:47:
Galina signed at least some of the mortgages. How does an annulment absolve her of responsibility for those debts?
(Hint: Your answer needs to still work if we reverse the genders of the two people involved.)
re; Casey and landlord / tenant law -- yes, he probably knows the law about this, recall that when he had the condo, he had to take a tenant to court and finally had to pay the dude off to get him out. So I think we can assume he knows something of his rights here.
The question is whether he'd play that kind of hardball with a family member. I don't know.
I don't think annulment would work in this case. Also, it would be incredibly expensive and you know how they are, they'd spend their money on things to organize their annulment. Then they'd take a nap.
@Spez
I think you nailed it. Yulia will have to pay him to get him to leave. What a sweet deal!
It's all good!
Recommendation for Yulia:
Pay Casey one month's rent to leave (no need to negotiate, Casey's foresight is limited to one month, if that). In return, force him to sign a contract terminating the tenant/landlord relationship (retain legal assistance for this - it will be worth it). As soon as he leaves the household, change all locks.
it's pretty sad, actually...casey is trying to set up his audience (and his psyche) for a positive spin on divorce and eviction. he must realize the end is near.
One month's rent? Screw that.
She should hand him $5 to go out to Jamba Juice and have a locksmith change the locks while he's gone.
And $5 is still probably too much (any shiny little object will capture that fucktard's attention for an afternoon), so there's absolutely no reason to throw three figures at this problem...
I hear people living in cars is the hot new trend for 2007: they offer all the creature comforts of a car, PLUS the mobility of a house (or something like that: I get confused sometimes...).
Remember: cars are not being made in numbers like they used to make them back in the Detroit glory days, and license plates face restrictions (license plates only go up to 7 numbers, and they're not making new numbers, ya' know).
See where I'm going here?
That's right: I'm a gonna buy me 8 cars, as they're going to appreciate sky-high when more fliptards get kicked out of their in-laws apartment! The banks are giving no-down loans for cars, so why not? It's a "can't miss" investment, I tell ya'!
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Seems silly to do that with cars, so why didn't more people see why it was stupid to get hyped over houses? Oh, yeah: because they're worth a hell of a lot more (or something like that: remember, I DID warn you that I get confused sometimes...)
FT
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