Friday, April 27, 2007

Caption Time Again

79 comments:

Anonymous said...

murst

Anonymous said...

First?

Anonymous said...

Doh! Napping!

Rob Dawg said...

First?

No, Ms. Hood looks like she's been around the forest a few times. I doubt you'd be first.

Anonymous said...

Hey wait, anonymouses don't count for first, do they?

Anonymous said...

6th!

Anonymous said...

Waaay off topic of the currently most interesting topic.

Jetta
Jetta
It's all good
It's all good

Smash and Grab
Smash and Grab
Smash and Grab

Woofers
Woofers

CD Player
CD Player

It's all gone
It's all gone
It's all good
It's all good

Good things coming
But no place to stay!

Anonymous said...

No caption needed; I saw this picture hanging on the wall of Bubba's cell. It symbolizes what's going to happen when Casey arrives (replete with murse, as represented by the wicker basket).

:-)

Aspeth said...

OMG! Galina's being sold for debt into a Russian sex ring where she'll be forced to be a submissive to a very aggressive "furry" ???? Fuck! That is harsh!!!!!

The Dude said...

Caption:

Hi, I'm a wolf and I think your tits looks great!

Anonymous said...

Having notched up as as many or more 'firsts' as anybody (using different ids), it's time to raise the ante & submit good solid topics/pics.

The dawg might even give you a tip 'o the hat.

And anons don't count. Period.

Aspeth said...

If benoit is correct, Casey won't have to deal with homelessness. Good things *are* coming, Casey!

Anonymous said...

"As I kept reading his story, I realized he's very intelligent and pretty shrewd about reaching his goal of avoiding foreclosure," Nigel Swaby added.

Lost Cause said...

What to make of this comment form Booger?

“I found out that there was a “disturbance” on huckleberry last Saturday when I went to read the press log at the police station. Evidently my “neighbor” around the corner, had a fight with his wife about a credit card and pushed her down then took a gun he keeps…pointed it at her head and pulled the trigger. The gun wasn’t loaded. He fled but later turned himself in.”

Anonymous said...

KC meets Galina

Kind of a reach, but wasn't he the ripped masculine stud when they met? She carries her reputation and credit in her basket, only to have it all taken away by the "beast".

She couldn't have known what she would find when she entered the forest.

Anonymous said...

"As I kept reading his story, I realized he's very pretty and waiflike. So I emailed him and said is that a PDA in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me" Nigel Swaby added.

Anonymous said...

I think CS is using 'The Secret' positive thinking=make success happen.

Im pretty sure you cant just lay around thinking all day and be successful. Wait thats a negative thought! Im SCROOOED!

flailing forward said...

"As I kept reading his story, I realized he's really rather whimsical. But this isn't about him, this is about me. link link spam spam spam link spam spam link link" Nigel Swaby added.

The Dude said...

G says "Oh...DUDE!!!, you big bunch of pulsing manhood. I've got whipped cream in my basket...just for you!"

The Dude said...

...and one more caption entry:

"Oh DUDE....my big beast boy. Spank me....."

Akubi said...

That black wolf looks like one of my big dogs.
For Nigel's sake (since he's such a devoted reader): I have a pool at least 4X's the size of yours so there.

Anonymous said...

cashcall comes calling. run, galina, run!

Miranda Mayer said...

"Honey, don't be so angry! I didn't *know* it was Lite beer!"

Miranda Mayer said...

"Ba-Cooon! Bacon bacon bacon baacooon!"

Sprezzatura said...

"Oh noes! It's the rampaging forum beast! I am too scared of him, so I shall not put up any web forums for my fellow haterz!"

Miranda Mayer said...

Schcooby Schnax!

Schnapps said...

::snerk::

Rampaging forum beast :)

Rob Dawg said...

"Oh! My! What big... err... eyes you have dawg."

Anonymous said...

when will he learn the simple song?

Anonymous said...

I relish my role as Limerick-Author-in-Residence:

Galina now wants a divorce
I'll be single again, in due course
Although she's my wife,
I've ruined her life,
Conclusively without remorse!
:-)

Anonymous said...

What happens next.

Casey still has his corporation, supposedly with a couple of thousand in credit. Anyone want to make odds that he comes up with rent?

My guess is Yulia takes the certified check and still kicks him out.

Akubi said...

Did Steph J. say "Schcooby Schnax!"? SWEET. It's going to be one "crazy" evening at this rate:).

The Dude said...

Maybe Casey already has this, but here's a Top Ramen site with the featured recipe for cooking it while in jail......

Top Ramen, Jail Style

Anonymous said...

Starting to wonder about "The Dude"

"Oh DUDE....my big beast boy. Spank me....."
;)

The Dude said...

...that's G calling me her big beast boy. It's tough to type well when the picture is so exciting....ROFL

Anonymous said...

I just don't know if I have it in me to be a "hater" anymore. This whole Casey fiasco is just starting to make me sad. It upsets me that people who work their asses off to provide for their families can't afford to have a home of their own, but dishonesty can get you a buttload of houses and stupidity can cause you to lose all of them. It makes me sad that there are people out there who think they can lie and cheat their way through life and that the system basically gives them a free pass. It makes me mad at myself that I can actually feel pity for the mess that Casey has gotten himself into.

Schnapps said...

@The Dude

WTF is "Meat Log"? In reference to the recipe link you posted. NOTHING ELSE.

Because, you know, I am pure as the driven snowflake.

:)

Anonymous said...

Lurker said: My guess is Yulia takes the certified check and still kicks him out.

If Casey can even come up with the certified check, what I'm wondering is if it's going to be drawn from the "Hammar Investments" account :-p

Anonymous said...

@ jiggy: Casey and Galina Trampolina burned through about $275K in cashbacks and another $150K in credit card debt in the last year. Neither one of them has worked since ???? How anyone could feel sorry for them is beyond me.

Anonymous said...

I'm no good at limericks, at least the clean kind.


Lotus blossoms wilt
All rivers flow to the sea
Casey, too, is through.

Anonymous said...

OK We ALL know people only demand certified checks when YOU ALREADY BOUNCED CHECKS ON EM.

Snowjobber never mentioned him bouncing the rent check. That woulda been anudder joocy tidbit.

Anonymous said...

Ogg said: I'm no good at limericks, at least the clean kind.

OK, finish this one then:

There once was a little blond runt... ;-)

Rob Dawg said...

There once was a cellmate named Bubba
Who didn't ever use a ...
He knew twas a sin
But he still put it ..


Sorry, yesterday's thread.

Anonymous said...

There once was a little blond runt
Who in the job market did punt
His empire in the bubble
Was reduced into rubble
Now to Bubba, he serves as a...


Hey look! I'm 80% successful at writing clean limericks!

Anonymous said...

A grunt? A treasure hunt? I demand to know!! hehe.

Nicely done ;-)

Anonymous said...

Goodness. A boy goes to bed and in the morning there are three new threads, posts galore and to top it all, a little Red Riding Whore!

Just to to chime in ... that was the cleanest steal of a stereo I think I've ever seen. Don't they normally rip pout the whole dash boards on pos Vdubs? Someone got very "lucky." ::snicker::

Good for Yulia. I wonder if she has a big hairy Russian husband who will help ur Hero "relocate" if he doesn't come up with the cash?

Anonymous said...

"OK We ALL know people only demand certified checks when YOU ALREADY BOUNCED CHECKS ON EM."

Snowflake did'nt even bother to bounce a check, he just did'nt bother to give her one.

However...she may have been watching him and Galina bounce checks all over Sacramento...like with the closed Wells Fargo account. Check bouncing usually comes into play at some point with desperate people, it's too easy.

Anyone in the area, cruise by the local Safeways to them, and see if their checks are posted on the cashiers booths. I was shocked once to see a neighbor's check prominently displayed at the cashier close to our house.

Granted, Snowflake may use his Sweet Corporate Credit™ to pay the rent...which may or may not be legal...

And I refuse to believe anything Snowflake says, period, without verifiable and credible proof. He could be making up the Yulia thing, god knows he lies about everything else. I only believe his car got broken into because the metadata on the pics he posted are from today, and Snowflake is too stupid to fake that.

The picture of the empty hole in the dash is *the* picture of his life - vandalism, thievery, destruction, emptiness, and loss.

How apt.

Anonymous said...

@bemused

If you look at the pics closely, the bezel (plastic insert) on the right hand side was obviously pried, you can see where they jimmied it with a screwdriver, the plastic piece is supposed to be flush, not sticking out like it is.

Some car guys are damned good. They can pop a window with hardly any sound, and be in and out in less than a minute. They carry wirecutters and other tools, and if it's night the first thing they do is take out the interior lights.

Whoever hit that car knew what was in it, stereo smash and grabbers don't waste time on the trunk, and it's too obvious to anyone driving by. They knew the subs were in there. It's a pro, probably living in his neighborhood, and has been watching the Dub for weeks, and saw an opportunity, like Snowflake leaving in another car.

He's lucky, the asshole who broke into my car in Berkeley used a pry bar to open up my dash to get the stereo, my insurance company had to completely replace it, and rekey it because they bungled punching out the locks and smashed the window instead. The dash had to come out of a wreck, and it's never fit right since.

And it could be worse...crackheads in Oakland will break into cars for a nice comfy, private toilet. That happened on our street. lovely town, that Oakland.

Anonymous said...

@surfer-x

Whatever. And go fuck yourself. There, that's what you wanted, right? Don't you have anything *better* to do on a Friday night, Nigel? I usually do, but I have an excuse, I have a cold.

Fucking loser.

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous 10:29
Perhaps I was too subtle.
I have a feeling this was an inside job. Not Our Hero because carrying speakers is too much like work and I doubt he'd recognize a screwdriver. But I can see Galina needing some pin money for the weekend and having one of her guys help her out.

Anonymous said...

NoText

Miranda Mayer said...

Benoit, you are the limerick MASTER.



ALL HAIL THE MASTER!!!

Anonymous said...

Stephanie,
what are you doing up so late? Shouldn't you be getting your beauty rest? Just in case Yulia asks for your steel toed Doc Martens to assist her in booting CS to the kerb?
Off to start my day - I hope there aren't too many dramas while I am gone!

Miranda Mayer said...

@Bemused
I'm busy being extremely jealous of your current location--I'm not talking to you right now. ::hmpf::

Anonymous said...

Aw, Steph, don't be mad...
it's only 8 degrees this morning & partly sunny. Hmm...shall I cycle to the market or through the cobblestoned streets of the old city stopping for a cafe? It's not London-town but here's a hint. The Hills are alive...(close by) and happily no one needs to use words like Fliptard. :P)

Sprezzatura said...

The Hills are alive

So... Austria?

Anonymous said...

Too bad about the weather in Austria. It's a fine Spring morning here in East Anglia. I'm off for a little 50 mile bike ride.

Anonymous said...

@ratlab or booger: Where is the Jetta guest parking slots in relation to 2508?

thanks!

Anonymous said...

Little shithead finally cracked eh! Good. Can't wait till Yulna kicks him to the curb.

I can be into almost any car in under 30 seconds. I used to work in a body shop way back. Once you see how things work with the doorpanels off, no problem.

Gypsy Pete said...

My 5 yo son likes the pic Rob! (The innocence of youth!).

Anonymous said...

I think things are more desperate at our hero's home than we all realize. It isn't Yulia demanding the certified money, she'd insist on cash. We all would.
It's HER landlord insisting on the certified funds and 2 month security.
"we owe 2 months of rent and utilities and the patience has run out. We are expected to have that money in certified form by May 1st and also pre-pay 2 months of rent in advance if we are to stay here."

Honestly, I think Yulia is going to be on the street too.

Anyone else read this into snowflake's posts?

Gypsy Pete said...

I reckon (like Annie) that a lot of this latest crap is trolling BS. I can just imagine Heekee and KC cooking this up.

KC: I need some money. Gonna have to pawn the stereo/woofers.
HK: Hey! Why don't you pretend they were stolen! That will get the haterz going!
KC: How do I do that???

etc...

Mac @ 4:18 has made a good call I think. WHO would want cheques as he says?

By the ways - hilarious news article here - I had to check the date to make sure it wasn't a joke!

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=263297

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah, the caption!

First thing that came to my demented mind when I saw it wasn't about KC (thank gawd)

"On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?"
"Would he offer me his mouth?"
etc etc etc

FlyingMonkeyWarrior said...

GIRL SCREAMS whilst thinking to herself, "I have to get away, these REIC people are getting really nastier than usual and hungry."
I wonder what this guys is. Mortgage Broker or Real Estate Clerk.

She start running, and thinking, "have to get", (pant pant, run run) "away, this housing bubble is gonna hurt".

Anonymous said...

PMSPMS, that poodle story is funny as hell but snopes has it as being an urban legend not a true story.
http://www.snopes.com/critters/lurkers/poodlesheep.asp

Still funny though. lol

Anonymous said...

Snowflake,

You are getting a lot of people here giving you advice on how to help yourself out of this mess. You won't get that from me. I long ago realized what a little pig headed idiot you are. Typical Uzbek scum. You're a thief and a liar and you think you deserve everything. Typical of the human feces that comes from that part of the world. I don't feel sorry for you at all. I laughed out loud when I saw that your car got broken into. Karma, Casey, karma.

I seriously hope you go to jail. I am not hoping you recover. I believe a scumbag thief like you should suffer. You're a liar and a coward. I hope and pray you will eat a gun.

Anonymous said...

When Yulia asked for the rent,
Young Casey confessed it was spent
On IKEA and lots
Of sweet wheatgrass shots
So now he's holed up in a tent.

Anonymous said...

I hope Casey eats a gun
Doo Daa Doo Daa
I hope Casey eats a gun
And blows away his brain

He is writhing in the rain
On the sidewalk is his brain
I hope Casey eats a gun
And blows away his brain

Anonymous said...

Young Casey
The subject
Of hate and scorn from me.

I hate him
So Badly
Want him hung from a tree.

Uzbek shit
Typical
They are all god damned thieves

Hang Casey
With some rope
He dies amongst the leaves

Don't give
Don't give
Don't give a cent to him.
Don't give
Don't give
Don't give a cent to him

Anonymous said...

There once was a little blond runt
Who fancied a real estate punt
He signed up for eight
In more than one state
A truly unfortunate stunt

flailing forward said...

I thought somebody dug up records that showed Yulia bought her house.

If Casey were to stage a theft, why break his own window? Besides, if you want to start shit, why not fake post at EN as a hater claiming to have stolen Casey's stuff prior to posting it at IAFF.

Anonymous said...

WOW - what cool pictures! You do have a knack for finding neat ones!

BUSY - 3 top level posts in 1 day.

BUT - WTF? Which one to post to?

FORUMS?

Last time I asked this question a few weeks ago, I got a snarky rejoinder something like "want quick and impulsive? go to IAFF".

If you don't have the interest or time or skills to put up forums, ask for help. Or just say, "not going to do it". Any answer fair - but please - an adult, mature one.

Anonymous said...

The Shadow economy is now Casey's only hope. Anything legit is totally hosed by his horrible credit and his easily Googled criminal CV! However, even the shadow economy has rules, even if unwritten, and require one thing above all others: You gotta keep your mouth shut. And in the long, long list of things that Casey is not capable of doing, keeping quiet is #1 among them, with a bullet. The second most important thing is trust on a micro-personal scale. Otherwise no one lets you know the sweet deal others have cooking, or will advertise your own schtick to potential customers for you.

As to the idea someone shared of "...just landed a great job with 10k-15k monthly potential
email me and I will send you some info..." this is EXACTLY what you must run from the rest of your life. Such deals are invariably shady and bogus, and even ATTEMPTING them takes effort.

Someone said "the mere fact that you’ve got a number of “haters” is evidence that you are able to affect people emotionally." I completely disagree. Acrid, burning, poisonous smoke in the lungs from a burning fire also will affect people emotionally, but that doesn't mean they will pay to experience it. They may react to it, but supporting it financially is something else altogether.

Oh, and most assume you either broke your own window for sympathy (39%) or Cash Call did it (37%). If you do owe the original owner any money (not just for car, but perhaps for sweet stereo or wheels or other personal debt...) isn't it possible that they just decided to 'self-help' to satisfy part of that debt? It's kind of a pisser when you have ticked off so many people in so many places in so many ways that you can't even get a good idea of where the crap in your life is coming from, huh?

Someone suggested: "...get a job in tech, which you seem to be good at...." but is that true? I mean on the facts, not on what Casey dreams in his head? He worked as a 'web designer' for a long time, and yet, he did not catch on to big bucks. Those who looked at his work said it had security flaws and was sloppy (shocking, eh?) So, I don't think 'tech' is in Casey's future given the hungry, driven, fun, motivated, knowledgeable young turks he will be competing against. Let's face it, he had his shot there, and blew it.

Suggestions continued with: "...consider something in marketing or writing..." but again, he has exhibited NONE of the essential characteristics needed in those pursuits, either. Casey does not have Vision, instead he has unstructured hopes of being wealthy, with no effort. He has not got Artistic temperament, and he has no taste, as evidenced by his few actual rehab attempts. He does not have a driving need to communicate important ideas -- even though it would be easy to believe he does from his blog. But the purpose of the blog is attention whoring, plain and simple. What he does have is a huge ego, and no sense of embarrassment. The only thing I can think where that particular combo is of use is in entertainment, and here, Casey is already moderately successful as measured by volume and interest. But it is not convertible to a money stream, and once he has had his moment before the crowd to pack the aircraft directly into the ground, no one will care anymore. Anyone know what criminals Dennis Radar or Jeff Skilling or Mark Hoffman are up to today? Me neither. Want to buy anything from them? Me neither. Care if they obtain some unreasonable dream they might have of future wealth from passive income? Same answer, eh?

Casey, I see your possible futures. It's either dishearteningly bleak because you didn't change, or it's anonymous because you did. But either way, your days in the spotlight are nearly over, so no need for you to get those highlights touched up, pool boi.

Proof positive that you jumped the shark? The one thing you had going for you, “iamfacingforeclosure.com”, is now finally as inaccurate and out of step with reality as you have always been personally. "iamfacingprison" is more like it now.

One poster recently hit the nail directly on the head: "You don’t have money issues. You have character issues."

Another poster tried fruitlessly to get Casey's attention one last time: "Remember that homeless dude at one of “your” properties?…that was YOU..." Well, close, but not quite. That guy's car was pretty nice, and even had functional windows. Plus, that guy seemed willing to work to earn his keep. And he did not try to keep the house he did not own. So, that homeless guy was better than Casey in all known dimensions.
[will be my last cross-post! could not resist, since it has not shown up at Casey's]

The Dude said...

Any answer fair - but please - an adult, mature one.

You are kidding, right? Mature/adult responses are banned, boring, and below our high standards.

Anonymous said...

CAPTION CONTEST:

"Oh nigel you made me jump! Don't you think you've overdone the hair transplants?"

flailing forward said...

Yes, we take pride in our immature asshattery.

Alan Smithee/gt said...

And how!

Anonymous said...

Well it looks like snowflake wil be vacationing again soon. Heekee offered to pay for a hotel for a week or two on IAFF........

Anonymous said...

My friend Lenochka says she believes in fairy tales, and sees herself as Krasnaya Shapochka (the Russian Little Red Riding Hood).

The irony is that Lena verges on the psychopathic.