Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Haterz Rool Casey Poolz Nigel Droolz

The end times may not be pretty but they certainly are riveting.

46 comments:

Anonymous said...

First Loosers!

Anonymous said...

MURST LOOSERS!

Anonymous said...

Now Dude, you may think you own the firsts but really, we know who is the boss.

Rob Dawg said...

un-effing believable. You the man. I didn't get to load the page before your awesome firstiness was all over my lame post.

Anonymous said...

Sorry Tony. First doesn't count. Around here "Murst" is da bomb.

Anonymous said...

Mourst!

Anonymous said...

Or 6th. Whatever. :)

Anonymous said...

First to talk about anything other than being first!

Amazing. Nothing happened in the Caseysphere today, and still we have over 250 comments on EN.

Anonymous said...

His absence makes our hearts grow fonder...

Anonymous said...

555-2759
(sung to the tommy tutone song, 857-5309)

Nigel, Nigel who can I turn to
You put your links up all over the place
You try so hard to be a looser like me
By putting your name and number all over the web

Nigel I've got your number
I need to make a sweet deal
Nigel, don't change your number

555-2759 (555-2759)
555-2759 (555-2759)

Nigel, Nigel you're the boy for me
Let's make a itallgood, we can be so happy.
I tried to call you before....
But I lost my murse.
I tried a wheatgrass shot.....
But I had the runs.

Nigel, I've got your number
I need to make a sweet deal
Nigel, don't change your number

555-2759 (555-2759)
555-2759 (555-2759)

I'm homeless, I'm homeless,
Please answer my call
Nigel, don't change your number
Galina's kicking me out
I need somewhere to live
Nigel, I've got your number

555-2759 (555-2759)
555-2759 (555-2759)

Nigel, don't change your number
I'm on my way over now
Nigel, I call your number
555-2759 (555-2759)
555-2759 (555-2759)

Nigel, Nigel who can i turn to
I need a jamba juice
I can always turn to you

555-2759 (555-2759)
555-2759 (555-2759)..........

Rob Dawg said...

A blog about a blog where nothing happens and there's like 70 people on from dozens of States and 4 continents on at this very moment.

Anonymous said...

haha, this is the Seinfeld of blogs

Anonymous said...

But how many unique visitors?

Bet it's not 2-7-5-9???

Aspeth said...

Rob Dawg said...70 people on from dozens of States and 4 continents on at this very moment


Sounds like both Casey and Nigel will have nowhere to hide.

The Dude said...

This FIRST was rigged.....feel disenfranchised and shut out.

I've been reduced to a hanging chad of life.

Anonymous said...

There once was a fellow named Swaby
To some, he appeared very snobby
He liked to "out" Haters,
Who he deemed as traitors,
Since blogging, for him, is a hobby.

Comments? :-)

Rob Dawg said...

4,484 Unique visitors and 1,545 repeat haterz™.

Anonymous said...

Said Swaby to us, incidentally
"I love to hate Haters intently.
I have my own pool,
To sum up, I rule
And soon I'll be buying a Bentley!"

Okay, I'm done. heh. Suggest other topics if so inclined ;-)

Anonymous said...

OK, one more since I love the last rhyme I came up with --

There was once a girl named Galina
Quite dumb in the scamming arena
She's laughing at present
But won't be so pleasant
When the sheriff gives her a subpoena! :-)

Rob Dawg said...

Galina; "Ohhhhh. sub-POENA. For a minute there I thought Nigel was coming for another visit."

Anonymous said...

First. Well, for me anyway.

Hm, I'm finding EN to be much more entertaining than IAFF ever was...

There once was motard named Casey
Who, in sum, was quite lazy
He carried a murse
But possibly worse
He and Nigel seem to have a gay thing

:)

Anonymous said...

"Galina; "Ohhhhh. sub-POENA. For a minute there I thought Nigel was coming for another visit.""

Is that to the tune of "Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots"?

Anonymous said...

heh, yes Dawg™, I've never heard her name pronounced Ga-LINE-uh. ;-)

Akubi said...

As I was suggesting to Aspeth, if Casey no longer exists, let's invent him.
Wouldn't it be interesting if the Being John Malcovich guy created Being Casey Serin?

Anonymous said...

Please help me.

A couple of minutes ago, I actually found myself feeling a tad bit sorry for Casey. I'm as entrenched in the hate as the rest of you, but just for the teensiest second.....the animosity eased up and I started thinking about how much it would totally suck to be him.

Help me, I need a Haterz intervention.

Anonymous said...

@anon 10:20 PM
Just think:

Murse
Cash back
Blue Ball
Ski Trip
Every Dirty Penny
Jamba Juice
Murse
"it's just like speeding"
"everybody does it"
W2's are for loosers

Aspeth said...

Jesus, Akubi...I don't want that fucker living in my walls!

Aspeth said...

Hey, Jean Val Jean...Just the person I was looking for!

Didn't you have a post of the Casey-T interview after the beg-a-thon?

El Gringo said...

@Feeling Sorry

http://www.iamfacingforeclosure.com/106/the-pressure-is-increasing-2/

Read that, you'll get over it.

Anonymous said...

I'm trying real hard to be the shepherd.

Anonymous said...

He he he......

Chalk up another Murst for me!

Akubi said...

Aspeth,
But there must be something about Casey - beyond the obvious issues -or he wouldn't generate such a following. The more the "N.S." word is mentioned, the better Casey looks in comparison, but of course, KC is a conman like many of JM's roles...
Just a thought. Now that Pulp Fiction is over, I'll return to my Kombucha research. Lot's of loose ends...

Anonymous said...

I hear that that Nigel is big on copyrights, what with filing dcma complaints and all. I'm also pretty sure that "Haterz™" originated right here on EN. So, did Nigel get permission to use that phrase on the crap he's hawking on DHC?

ratlab said...

There was once a girl named Galina
Quite dumb in the scamming arena
She's laughing at present
But won't be so pleasant
When the sheriff gives her a subpoena! :-)


Classic Benoit.

And I'd like to point to dm's use of MOTARD. What the heck is a MOTARD? Dunno what it is, but I like it.

Motivational 'tard?
Monumental 'tard?

Anonymous said...

Gee, ol Nigey Poo must have spent all of 5 seconds creating the designs for his t-shirts. This guy would whore out his grandma if he thought it would earn him a buck. What a total piece of money grubbing shit.

Anonymous said...

Hey nigey, why don't you show some shirts with your balding head and shit eating grin and the words "got Rogaine?"

Now THAT I might buy.

Anonymous said...

Anyone know what the Muncy sale status is?

Anonymous said...

And what kind of hit is Casey taking on that speeding ticket? 90 mpg has got to be a "sweet" hit.

Anonymous said...

oops, make that 90 MPH, lol...

Akubi said...

(worth skipping)
Need to vent in order to sleep after Charlie Rose's interview: George W. is an A-hole.

How have we survived and tolerated such a retarded disaster of a president for so long? Seriously, he makes Nixon look like a saint and Reagan a f-ing genius. Honestly, I've barely survived these awful W years; just keep getting progressively angrier and fear I may eventually explode like a neutron bomb.

Anonymous said...

Felt the same after Charlie Rose interview with the preztard.

BTW, "motard" (other post) happens to be a legit term for a dirt-bike looking machine with street tires.

Go here and look at last two motorcycle pictures on page.

Also a good place for interesting pics of various vehicles in action:

Motards on bottom

Anonymous said...

I once knew a man named Serin,

Who bought eight house in four states therein.

The payments came due and the notoriety, too.

But not even the haterz™ were enough to save him.

RIP, turnip head.

Anonymous said...

@Aspeth

No, sorry. I was only able to get an mp3 of the Orman piece. I have an MPEG video of it too, but for the life of me I can't get it into wmv or mov without it flaking out on me. I wasn't in on the T/Snowflake interview and I've actually never heard it.

Anonymous said...

You can't top this limerick!!!

There once was a retard named Serin
A dummy, his skull was just Barren
He had no value in life
But had a fatassed little wife
So we bukkaked her and paid little Serin

Anonymous said...

A cretinous Uzbek named Serin
propped open the door to let air in
But quick as a flash
Dark agents did dash
in and left House oF Yulia barren

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