Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Money for nothing

And what did he do? Gas? CCard bills? Coffee can in the back yard? Nope:
I used part of the money to buy my wife a Valentine’s gift, a sweet card and three red roses. She loved it so much that she said it made up for not giving her a gift for her birthday a month ago. (She has been holding a grudge this whole time… Hey, I didn’t have money, OK? I know I know… Bad excuse… I could have done something for her. I’m not so good with occasions and things. But today I made a come-back. So it’s all good.)

Is garroting still on the books?

100 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm First! :P

kerriella

Anonymous said...

My first thought on reading his post was that he is trying to entice the haters back. Especially the fact that he is flaunting that he went to Jamba Juice this afternoon.

I don't think he can stand the fact that we are over here "hatin'" on him and there isn't a thing he can do about it.

kerriella

Anonymous said...

The prick is not even trying to hide the fact that he is baiting. He has read our comments about jamba juice, his sunglasses, how he's going to blow the money...

And his wife, "Oh honey this makes up for not buying me a birthday present before" and like she doesn't realize that her credit is tanked and that she is going to jail too?


Hey Casey, you can blow me, I know you read this and go ahead and enjoy your last few happy moments, they are coming to an end quick. Kind of like giving a dead man his last supper. Oh and CASY, the FBI is coming!

Anonymous said...

Legion, after his last tirade about laying off the FBI thing I think with everything coming down the last couple of weeks exactly how the hater's have been trying to tell him it would all this time that he is starting to worry that we were all right about serious jail time as well. I think he is starting to get really scared.

kerriella

Anonymous said...

What a fucking tool this guy is!!

Anonymous said...

and -- check out his followup comment -- he's *still* indulging his corporate credit fantasy.

Anonymous said...

Stop the #$@%ing insanity! This guy is just unbelievable. I really can't say I expected anything less with the $250. Yet it still gets under your skin.

Anonymous said...

Speaking of tools, you guys wanna hear something amusing?

Casey and I have shared a few emails in our day and trip out on this:

He notices (from my work email, I'm guessing) that I work for a post-harvest agricultural chemical company, right?

HE WANTS TO DISCUSS THE POSSIBLE DANGERS OF AG CHEMICALS AND THE BENEFITS OF EATING ORGANIC PRODUCE!!!

ROFL

I tried to reason with the kid... giving some unsolicitated advice, etc., but not once did he respond to any of my more pertinent suggestions. Just wanted to talk ag chem.

Anonymous said...

GENTLEMEN,

I find it puzzling that Mr. SERIN chooses to wear a disguise while visiting this restaurant. I also find it odd that he has visited only once this year, considering that he has pre-paid gift cards to this establishment -- even some mailed to him by his critics!

If anyone wishes to join Mr. SERIN's crowd of well-wishers, the location of this eatery is at:

Jamba Juice
1228 Galleria Blvd Ste 150 Roseville, CA 95678

It has a telephone number of (916) 788-0122. One can dial it and, presumably, ask for Mr. SERIN.

I am sure that you will be welcomed by this establishment, as well as by Mr. SERIN -- who needs supporters like you to take avant-garde photographs of him. You may wish to inquire about his "best side" before committing his image to your camera.

I remain,

M. SINGH

Anonymous said...

K, that's true, the pose he is using in the picture, and I do mean pose, is meant to give the look that he is

calm
cool
collected

and we all know that isn't really the case right Casey? I'm sure Casey has read about homey's last post, and seeing as how Homey has been accurate all this time, you know Casey is being watched closely. By the way Casey, that picture of yours actually pinpoints where you are, like that BUSY Body fitness place behind you, and oh, I am not even going to reveal what we can see reflected in your sunglasses:-) I am glad you stopped by here and saw that we knew you had taken the picture in the white sunglasses from the reflection...that's good Casey, keep coming here, we suspected, and you confirmed, like taking candy from a baby.

Anonymous said...

Also, asked him about getting corporate lines of credit and giving myself a loan from the corporation so I can refinance my personal debt at a much lower APR (most of those personal accounts where used for business expenses).

He didn’t see any problems with it. I am going to schedule an appointment with a corporate attorney next week to get a second opinion on this.




Ummm I do, who in their right mind would lend you ANY money with your current notoriety and sparkling record of paying back loans?

The guy is definitely baiting.

Anonymous said...

Casey said...
Somebody please get me a picture of the snow in Albuquerque so I can finish the images on this post.

Now he's practically bossing people into doing his bidding.

Definite delusions of grandeur.

Anonymous said...

I really can't get too worked about him blowing the $250 on worthless stuff. Does he realize that this is going to be his last VD with Galina? If so, let the two idiots pretend to be rich one last time if it makes them feel better. Reality is going to hit them soon enough.

I'm willing to bet that Galina realizes that a year ago stretching their budget for something that they couldn't afford meant a trip to Hawaii. This year its a cheap box of chocolates and some flowers. The only question remaining is whether Casey gets served with an arrest warrant or divorce papers first.

-walt526

Anonymous said...

Just posted this on IAFF don't know if it will go through or not.

Dear Casey,

Thank you so much for the flowers, card, and gift. I always know that I can count on you to remember special occations....oh, wait you forgot my birthday, never mind. But I can definately count on you to give me financial security and stability.....oh, wait, you ruined my credit and now I am losing sleep at night waiting for the feds to show up. Well at least I know we will spend a lovely evening together for Valentine's Day, oh, wait, I had to write you on your blog to get your attention.

Sigh,

Happy Valentine's Day

Honey

Anonymous said...

I'm glad he only drinks the non-frozen stuff. As we all know, freezing things makes them non-vegan.

Could he be stupider? Seriously, it's not even funny at this point, it's just sad.

Anonymous said...

That table, chairs and window dressings by the way kind of show how far he has fallen...that's their big valentine's day celebration? Last year it was hawaii.

Anonymous said...

I thought that this was the greatest gem of what Looser Boy just posted:

"However, after all the business/property expenses the small gains are not going to matter much. And since I prepaid some taxes last year I may even get a refund. We’ll see after I get the rest of the paperwork in."

Yes Casey, file for that refund.

Just be aware that the IRS usually doesn't include the phrase "It's all good" or any variation thereof on any of their collection notices.

Does anyone seriously believe that he met with a CPA? How is he paying this guy? Any CPA worth a damn is going to insist on cash upfront when dealing with a deadbeat like Casey.

-walt526

Anonymous said...

I just hope that CAsey slips and tells us who his CPA is because he is doing such a great job! We all know what happened to the last few supporters he outed.

Anonymous said...

OMG he actually posted it! Well at least for now. lol

Anonymous said...

Hasn't he had that same stubble for about two months now? Is that the best he can do? And what's up with the posed cell-phone action. Is he trying to show what a busy man he is?

Casey, we've all read your old blog and know what your days consist of. Naps, jello-making, feeling overwhelmed, and organizing your office for 8 months.

Anonymous said...

I'm pretty sure the CPA is another one of Casey's imaginary friends, like his bankruptcy lawyer that lives under his bed.

Anonymous said...

You all do realize that Vague Guru is busy photoshopping right now...

Anonymous said...

http://www.shapiroattorneys.com/admin/co/content/SaleReport.pdf

I posted this link earlier and I now see that the Guadalajara property has been dropped from the document. It was last updated at 1746 this evening. I don't know if that means that the sale actually went through.

Anonymous said...

damn he must be sitting there throwing up comments as they come in. Or making them up, which I suspect he does between naps.

He must be showing what kind of response he can get to with tth right words, to a potential sponsor.

Anonymous said...

Am I the only one that thinks its sad that he is blogging instead of stending the evening with his wife?

kerriella

Anonymous said...

@ keriella:

No, I don't think it's sad. I think it's typical Casey behavior. Galina hasn't been very important to Casey since she no longer has good credit. Based on his posts, I'd say things haven't been good between them for a while now. I think he did this Valentine's Day gift so that she and her sister don't kick him out of the house.

Anonymous said...

"For all of you slaves and haters out there: you will rot in the prison that you built for yourselfs."

You've got to love semi-literate hater-haters. The correlation between low IQ and people who buy into this guru crap has to be extremely high. Rob, use some of that tip jar money to commission a study.

Unknown said...

what happened to Homey the clown?
what was his last prediction on Casey? someone brought that up earlier...

also OGG the caveman dosnt post and i dont see Tim MBA either....

Anonymous said...

cut the kid some slack. He's looking at a LONG period of celibacy in prison. Of course he wants to get laid. And G ain't playing these days. He had to do SOMETHING.

Anonymous said...

I also declined to respond to this baiting. Nor can I find any evidence via the Web that the Sandoval County Judicial Center shut down because of snow Weds., or that scheduled foreclosures were cancelled.

Dolph said...

Screw You Casey:

I won't ever post anything on your site. Here is more fun and it's NOT MODERATED.

Want an opinion? If your wife holds a grudge for not buying a gift vs. paying your debts, she isn't worth it.

You can't remember dates for occasions....hmmmm....no surprise there. You have no concept of organization. Sheet, I know guys less organized than you who can remember every detail. They claim they are bad at it. My guess is you are bad at it because you despise details.

I'll say it again. I won't come back and post ONE WORD to your crap site. Never. Ever.

Oh and the picture...is that you taking a call from Cash Call? Wells Fargo? I doubt you are talking on the phone doing any kind of deals. You might as well be flipping off the camera because you think we are going to come back to your site and post? Problem is your 15 minutes are close to being up.

Enjoy pretending to be a bigshot, you little footnote.

Anonymous said...

All I could do was laugh when I read his attention-seeking, manic-high, desperate post.

I am no longer even tempted to post on his site, and no longer angry when I read his baiting posts.

He's such a fool and his end is near.

Anonymous said...

What's up with Dude's fingernails? His hands look feminine. Manicure?

Anonymous said...

Typical Casey bullshit.

He's baiting all of you now, openly. There are those who think he's bi-polar, but I've never seen anyone with a cycle that short.

A few comments.

A CPA is the LAST person you want to ask about the legalities of corporate lending. I want him to try it, tho, because that could land him an even longer stretch in San Quentin.

The chocolates and flowers. They are A. a way to try and hit back at the haters here who have been lampooning Galina to death, and B. I suspect L'il Casey is bi or a closet queer. If I see a flower arrangement he did, I'll confirm my suspicion.

The demands for pictures. The blog is no longer of any real use to him, but worth keeping to continue trying to solicit free scam advice, get attention, and keep posting just to smirk at everyone here. He has no real value left in it, and his real nature is showing - the laziness to find his own damned pictures of snow, the continued lying, the fake 'Oh, shucks, i better find out when the auction is" bs to try and keep his defense floating.

And finally, of COURSE he's not done getting his tax records done. He has to sift through them very carefully to make sure his CPA (probably a friend or relative who's doing it for free) doesn't get anything too incriminating. My gut feeling is there's a lot more to his financial scammery, and a FULL disclosure of his records and files would trigger laws where his CPA HAD to turn him in, or face charges themselves.

Of course, it looks like his method of filing is to throw everything in a box, that doesnt help. I tried that in my 20's, and looking back, thank GOD i did'nt get audited.

Anyone think he has a good chance of an audit, even if he owes no taxes?

Anonymous said...

Mr. LEGION,

I am pleased your attention to detail yielded the restaurant's proximity to "Busy Body Home Fitness." You may or may not be aware, however, that this store is a fine purveyor of exercise balls:

http://www.busybody.com/ListCompare/c96/Products/Fitness_Accessories/Training_Balls/Stability_Balls.html

I wonder if Mr. SERIN received an instructional DVD with his purchase of a stability ball. If so, I presume it is lost forever under an avalanche of unopened envelopes.

I remain,

M. SINGH

Anonymous said...

@anon 6:29

you are giving Casey WAY too much credit. He's honestly not that smart. People THINK he must be some crafty con-man but everything I've seen makes me conclude he's just stupid as hell.

Ogg the Caveman said...

Well, the flowers may have gone over well (do they ever not?) but I bet he'll still be one disappointed kid on March 14.

@ T:

Why don't you meet up with him at the In & Out Burger and discuss it over lunch? Be sure to bring a list of what ends up in your average beef cow. You might also bring along local prices for organic and non-organic beef, expressed in Jamba Juices per pound.

@ Jasmine:

I'm here, but don't post on IAFF any more. Homey posts here whenever he digs up new dirt, and probably on IAFF as well. Tim went off the deep end last weekend and is pretty much persona non grata around here.

As for the JJ, I can't fault him that. I'm pretty sure his creditors don't accept Jamba Juice gift cards, so he might as well use them. That wheatgrass juice looks nasty though.

R-Boy said...

That's it.

The hit from the DOJ on Casey's site is me. I'm at home now.

I'll be calling people tomorrow. I was just an bystander, watching a trainwreck. I think I will help wreck the train now.

If any of you guys have talked to cashcall, aurora loans, etc, please post your experiences. I figure tipping cashcall is the best start.

Anonymous said...

I've beed sorely tempted to post over at IAFF but my anti-troll post meds seems to be working. But man, did he sure pile the bait on the hook or what? Faggy metro duds, Check! JJ, Check! Cashed hot check, Check! Finook Glasses, Check! Blue ball store, Check! Lets see.. looks gay, acts gay. Man, his ass is gonna be toast in prison. Casey my friend, I happen to have an original Italian crystal ball. Well, actually, it fell off a truck on the way to Swarovski but I digress...Anyways, this here crystal ball shows me a picture of you..Wanna know what it is? It's you with your face in a pillow, crying while Bubba rams his man-meat down your wide open gloy hole. I've heard those prison pillows are pretty thin so you may want to grab two of them to try and muffle the screams of joy:)

Fongool! what fucking CPA is gonna put up with this putz? I hope CPA stands for Cute Piece of Ass because that's the last piece your gonna be getting. $250 might get you a half hour which is about 28 minutes longer than you need. Just remember, when I do tap that little hot Uzbecky putana that I told you to drop the moderation.

Caseys days of celibacy are gonna end soon and he isn't going to have to buy any flowers to get laid. Sweet!

Speaking of the whole thing with TFMBA, did anything become of the threat to take him to task for not playing nice? Man, that guy must have forget to take his Prozac or something. Sheesh!

Anonymous said...

@ R-Boy

I put a call in to an "associate" that does some "wet work" for Cash Call..hehe! And I did help tip off the NLL about how to whack Caseys site.

Anonymous said...

@jasmine

Homey DA Clown said...
YO YO YO ITS HOMEY TIME

YO ROB DAWG

Trust me dawg,


Homey iz not going ta let dis here piece o' crap Casey kat slip under any "radar". My posse iz following him an' he will not be able ta take uh crap without someone reporting how many pieces o' toilet paper he wipes his ass wiff.

Regarding da Bk an' fraud, da Trustee has broad discretion ta peep back as far back as dey wants ta. I be telling ya peeps, Casey knows dat he iz fucked an' cannot git his debt discharged. At uh minumum, dere will be adversarial charges files against him, Galina, an' brothas else involved. They all iz looking at serious jail tyme an' penalties.

Think I'm full awww sheeit? It happens everday ta scumbags like dis here. I could care less what da little sheeit writes on his shitty little blog, facts iz facts. You cannot undue history.

I'm telling ya peeps dat Chris has bailed, Duane has bailed, an' Galina iz already packed. Casey kat iz not staying at his parents or his own place cuz he knows dat Cash Call an' creditors gots already been knocking on doors. I emailed dem da pictures o' da VDUb an' da Snapdragon crib.

Casey kat, I told ya last year dat ya bettah start telling da truth, but ya didn't. Now ya iz going ta suffer da consquences o' being da scum dat ya iz.

Enjoy jailtime, it'scoming.

Love,
Homey

PS. I will try an' git ya peeps info on da NM foreclosure. Yu peeps let me knoez what 411 yu wantz me too digs up.

PSS. I be feeding Sputnik lots o' smelly fish an' sheeit so his poop gonna be reel stinky when he poops in Casey's shoez at da auction. I hopez dat Nigel shoez up so I kin point his azz out to da five oh.



At Mr. Singh, that explains a lot.

@Jade
Jade said...
cut the kid some slack. He's looking at a LONG period of celibacy in prison. Of course he wants to get laid. And G ain't playing these days. He had to do SOMETHING

What makes people think Casey is not gonna get laid in prison? Oh correct that, he will have laid thrust upon him.

@I losted all my moneys said...
"For all of you slaves and haters out there: you will rot in the prison that you built for yourselfs."

Yeah, you know why that guy is so bitter about 'slaves' because he is unemployed or can't handle a regular job without screwing up. So when a long comes a guru that says jobs are for suckers and that you can be rich with minimal education, it's like an answer to their prayers and validates their existence.

Unknown said...

hi, thanks for the updates regarding Homey, also glad to see that OGG is ok, gosh i feel like i know all these people lol:)

btw, i am not a troll but i'm not caught up on what happened with Tim MBA, i tried going throught the older posts but i missed something, especially the timeline, weird... he would post these long long essays and then.....
so if anyone could just fill me in, i appreciate it:)

@Rob, thanks for making this site, i (we all?) really needed a place to talk and meet outside of IAFF

Anonymous said...

@jasmine
he started making death threats to one of the female posters here, ranting about cunts and fuck you dead etc etc...of course he apologized with the usual I was drunk excuse..

Anonymous said...

About Tim:
I think the bottom line is we're all a bunch of proles and will never be able to understand a higher intellect such as his. We are, at best, beta particles.

Unknown said...

@ legion
thanks:)

Anonymous said...

Ogg The Caveman said...
@ T:

Why don't you meet up with him at the In & Out Burger and discuss it over lunch?


How 'bout....NO? The only things I'd ever "discuss" in person with Casey are a few bitch slaps and a knee to the groin.

The kid's delusional. Anyone who'd rather discuss organic/vs. post-harvest ag chemicals in the face of financial ruin is a lost cause, imo.

Anonymous said...

@Hmm (posted @ IAFF)
"Nice handbag you got there Casey, it really brings out the gay in your haircut."

Actual LOL

For some reason I found that highly amusing.

Anonymous said...

@Anon 6:26
You'd think with the JJ and wheatgrass and the "vegan" lifestyle he'd have better circulation than the blue under his fingernails suggests.

@Ogg the Geico Caveman
The In-N-Out is just a chip shot away from Casey's PO Box and the Jamba Juice from this afternoon!

http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=390799583&size=o

@Rob Dawg
Is the graphic from Dire Straits' video "Money for Nothing?" SWEET video.

Ogg the Caveman said...

The meter does not lie.

(Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

Anonymous said...

For the record, I am not Homey, Tim, Casey or any other regular poster (other than Akubi) – and certainly not Mel. I briefly take other names (that aren’t those of any previous posters for entertainment/narrative value) and I don’t work for Google, Exxon Mobile, the Federal Govt, NASA, the CIA, the FBI, etc. I felt a bit guilty about my posting as Casey since it wasn’t funny and I was concerned you guys might have taken it seriously.

Anonymous said...

@Vague Guru
Could I, um, borrow your Fugitive graphic or perhaps you'd want to make another one that I can print out and, um, use by the weekend? ;)

Anonymous said...

The Spouse made us a lovely dinner and bought me flowers. Once we've digested a little more dinner, we'll enjoy chocolate cake, ice cream, and maybe a movie.

A nice evening. And unlike Casey, we didn't have to sign away the redemption rights to anything in order to afford it.

Anonymous said...

Yo Yo Yo ITS HOMEY TIME

YO ROB DAWG

It iz as cold as Loquita'a booty in New Mexico, 26 degrees. Most o' da state iz shut down cuz o' uh nasty snow storm. The court crib in Sandoval County iz shut down. My posse could not git uh hold o' Ms. Garcia taday at da clerk'soffice cuz iz wuz closed. They wuz stuck at da Ramada off o' Coors Blvd due ta da heavy snow. From what da sherrif told dem, da court crib should open up tomorrow.

Guadalajara street where da crib iz on iz in fine ass bad shape. They had alot o' rain last week dat washed up uh ton o' mud all over da houses, abd washed away da yards, an' now wiff da snow it iz uh bad scene. My peeps iz gonna jive wiff Sarah Torres an' Craig Gabaldon tomorrow ta git da 411. You know who dey iz right? You should, dey iz living at dat crib, right?

Casey kat, ya th'o't dat ya dodged another bullet, but in reality ya just postponed getting hit. Watcha gonna do when muh ma fuckin posse gets da 411 on all o' dis here scammin ya iz up ta?

Oh, I talked ta Chris ag'in taday. He said ta tell ya ta stop calling him- he don' wants ta jive ta ya.

I also talked ta yo' nigga Dave at Countrywide. He iz quite upset about what ya did ta da company he werkz fo'. You know Dave, right? That nice, young loan officer nigga o' yours? When iz ya going ta tell da peeps about dis here story?

Casey, did ya know dat yo' buddies at Res-com iz cooperating wiff law enforcement agencies? Did ya know dat yo' name has come up? Sure ya do buddy. When iz ya going ta tell us about dis here scam?

You see casey, I know uh lot mo' about ya than ya th'o't, mo' than even Galina. So do da FBI. It's terrible how ya bin lied ta her all deez years. She has no clue wat yu dun wit all o' da scams ya gots like Able Buyer, Finch & Co. an' da cash back real estate fraud, do she? Why haven't ya told her about da other scams 'bfoe dis here? She needs ta know Casey 'bfoe da FBI gets both o' ya. Her signature iz all over da paperwork an' ya gots told her nuttin' .

One last thin', not uh smart move giving da finger ta da FBI. Look at yo' sitemeter, see all o' those "unknown" hits from Virgina an' California? Guess who dat might be.


Love,

Homey

PS. Homey iz everywhere ya iz Casey. I told ya last year ta tell da truth. Now its too late. brace yourself fool!

Anonymous said...

@Rob

I rule. Had I read your title for this entry, I would have answered my own question.

:moving myself to the detention corner of the classroom:

Anonymous said...

@T

heh missed that one by HMMM.

By the way, I think that anyone who goes to prison thinking he can special order food because he is a vegan, better get used to anything they give you real quick.

By the way, would anyone know if he is still a vegan if he is getting a hot beef injection daily? I mean, that's kind of like putting meat into his body right?

Anonymous said...

Damn HOMEY, mad skillz.

Unknown said...

dang. homey. you desrve ur own blog

Anonymous said...

Hoemy is da man...an' shit (he, trying to talk homey)

Anonymous said...

Woohoo Homey! You rock, my clown!
Love how Casey thought the auction would be postponed indefinately - what a tool. And what's with the nail polish - maybe thats why he won't get a job - might break a nail.

Anonymous said...

@ Legion
As long as Casey doesn't swallow and Bubba pulls out in time, Casey will still be vegan (assuming he stops eating burgers, eggs, mayo, cheese, all-natural carnitas burritos, alfredo sauce, jello, and all of the other non-vegan things his "vegan" ass eats).

Anonymous said...

I no longer need my gay online porn subscription hanging out with you guys. I will never view two men getting it on in the same affectionate way again.

Anonymous said...

@Jasmine

To see Tim from MBA self-destruct, go to the post called "My Salvation" - good for a few laughs.

Anonymous said...

Hey Mel, I never said Bubba wouldn't be affectionate. I'm sure Casey will get a little cuddle time after. (Right before Bubba tags off to Vito.)

Anonymous said...

Legion said...
" By the way, I think that anyone who goes to prison thinking he can special order food because he is a vegan, better get used to anything they give you real quick."
Word. I have a friend who's doing 12 years up in Soledad who tells me the food leaves much to be desired and trust and believe they don't take requests unless maybe you're kosher.

Anonymous said...

And if I were an unkind person, I might have my friend send out a few kites re: our buddy Casey to make certain he gets a warm welcome when he gets to the big house. Luckily, I'm not that kinda gal anymore.

Anonymous said...

@Legion and Potentate nd T

Somehow the thought of Casey's sunken chest, protruding belly and undeveloped man plumbing has scared the bejesus out of my kinky side. Affection or not, I just can't view man on man luv the same anymore.

Anonymous said...

mel said...
"undeveloped man plumbing "
Does it make your horny, baby?

Anonymous said...

GRR!

Your = you

Fucking mel! I'm laughing too hard to post correctly, damn you!

Anonymous said...

@Mel

Wanna make your skin really crawl...imagine giving hmi a BJ while he look down at you with the same pose that he used in his most recent picture...you know, sipping JJ, sunglasses, look of "I am on top of the world MA!!!"

For all the people that I have temporarilty blinded by placing that image in your head, I am sorry, and don't worry, sight will be restored in 5 minutes.

Man, just the thought makes my stomach flop.

Anonymous said...

Oh Dear God,

Someone on this blog who shall be kept nameless just put the thought in my head of my mouth on CS's budding sapling. I ask you, oh lord, to return my sanity asap.

Amen

Anonymous said...

Legion said...
"imagine giving hmi a BJ while he look down at you with the same pose that he used in his most recent picture"
*shudders*

Anonymous said...

DIFFERENT TOPIC PLEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I think Emergency Broadcast System got a little woody @ the thought and it scared him.

LOL!!

It's ok, honey....don't be scurred.

Anonymous said...

At ratlab said...

@Vague Guru
Could I, um, borrow your Fugitive graphic or perhaps you'd want to make another one that I can print out and, um, use by the weekend? ;)

-----------------------------------------------------------------------

Anyone can borrow/use any of the photoshops I post here.

Here are all of the one’s I’ve done so far (I think):

Conjuring Up Magic Deals

Cashback Burglar

Cashback Burglar Behind Bars

Bird Dogging With My Mailman

Won’t Work for Food

Blue Balls Please Help

Rescue from Debtors Island

What Me Worry?

The Fugitive


Also, if anyone has any funny ideas for future ones, please post them, and if I have time and they’re funny, I try and post them.

Anonymous said...

@Mel

well that was retaliation for the following images

"undeveloped man plumbing"

"CS's budding sapling"


Heh, that last one was hilarious


"What's wrong baby why can't you get any bigger? you not in the mood?"

Casey, takes sip of JJ, "What the hell you talking about? I'm completely erect!"

Dolph said...

Corporate Credit...yeah sure Casey.

I own a business. I do all the filings, etc and it's registered in California.

If I loan myself money this is what CAN happen:

5236. (a) A corporation shall not make any loan of money or
property to or guarantee the obligation of any director or officer,
unless approved by the Attorney General; provided, however, that a
corporation may advance money to a director or officer of the
corporation or of its parent or any subsidiary for expenses
reasonably anticipated to be incurred in the performance of the
duties of such officer or director, provided that in the absence of
such advance, such director or officer would be entitled to be
reimbursed for such expenses by such corporation, its parent, or any
subsidiary.
(b) The provisions of subdivision (a) do not apply to the payment
of premiums in whole or in part by a corporation on a life insurance
policy on the life of a director or officer so long as repayment to
the corporation of the amount paid by it is secured by the proceeds
of the policy and its cash surrender value.
(c) The provisions of subdivision (a) do not apply to a loan of
money to or for the benefit of an officer in circumstances where the
loan is necessary, in the judgment of the board, to provide financing
for the purchase of the principal residence of the officer in order
to secure the services or continued services of the officer and the
loan is secured by real property located in the state.


So basically let's just say Casey starts an S-Corp. Say he's the majority shareholder and Chairman he could vote to loan himself any money collected from a corp loan, but he'd need approval from the Attorney General. He doesn't understand that this "loan" would have to be a lie and that could result in his losing the shield of liability protection.

But then again, this doofus will never get a loan because what has this "corporation" of his earned? How long has it been in business? He does understand that there aren't many loan companies willing to loan serious cash to a corporation without any assets, right?

He can't get a loan without a personal guarantee. He'd need to show what his business does, etc.

He's fracked as usual.

Anonymous said...

Shove it up your stinky cunt, MEL.

Anonymous said...

legion,

Now why did you have to print the word erect in association with CS? Aaaarggh, man how are we supposed to sleep tomite? But I can see CS bragging about how he has been that big since he was four years old.

Anonymous said...

@Bitch

That you Tim?

Anonymous said...

hey Bitch,

Loving every minute of it!!!

Anonymous said...

@Mel


Casey standing at a public restroom (you know which one) and saying to the guy next to him

"Isn't it weird how the male genitalia stops growing right after you are born?"

Anonymous said...

@legion

as he fumbles around in his trousers just trying to find the poor little thing.

Hey Bitch - sounds like you took the Casey ride to heaven and it broke down on the way. Bitter, eh?

Anonymous said...

Gang - can y'all move on from your Valentine's Day lovefest? I'm getting a bit nauseous.

Anonymous said...

Bitch said...
"Shove it up your stinky cunt, MEL."
Forgot to take your anti-psychotics again, eh?

Anonymous said...

@mel
"as he fumbles around in his trousers just trying to find the poor little thing."

Casey, "Man, I feel like my wife!"

Anonymous said...

Legion said...
Casey, "Man, I feel like my wife!"
So then I take it you suspect G's clitoris is larger than Casey's winkie?

Anonymous said...

@ T
No, I'm very much woodless, and I'm sure I will be for a very long time thanks to that mental image courtesy of Legion. Thanks a lot, people. You just made my junk vestigial.

Casey's "undeveloped man plumbing." Ugh.

Anonymous said...

Weeeeeeee! Good times guys - no FBI showing up at my door so I is feeling good tonite. Even a bitch can't bring me down. Poor G, she probably has carpal tunnel of her thumb and index fingers getting her hubby off.

All right Bemused Guy - enough from me (unless egged on,of course)

Anonymous said...

Emergency Broadcast System said...
@ T
No, I'm very much woodless, and I'm sure I will be for a very long time thanks to that mental image courtesy of Legion. Thanks a lot, people. You just made my junk vestigial.


Aww! We're sorry. Ok, maybe we're not REALLY sorry, but we're KINDA sorry. LOL!

Anonymous said...

@T

You are describing something right out of the movie "Freaks" that we talked about the other day.

The Giant Vagina Woman

MicroDick Man

Anonymous said...

This is very out of character for me but I must respond with a Paris Hilton quote:

"That's hot!!"

Anonymous said...

Maybe Ryan Seacrest should play Casey in the made for tv movie instead of David Spade?

Anonymous said...

Just a "heads" up to all the ladies on the board. Now that us guys have done our part today, don't forget March 14th is Steak and Blowjob day....

Anonymous said...

@All
I hope you're all having a romantic Valentine's Day; ending with some hot monkey sex. I'm just popping in on a Pinot-Gris high, full of Creme brulee and yummy oysters to check in on the "Countdown to the Casey Crash" before I go and do naughty things that're probably still illegal in some countries.

Bisoux to all!

Mel... Dawg is right. Pleading wail of a dying animal... Screaming-attention getting tantrum of an obstinate child.

Anonymous said...

@Stephanie

Good evening and happy valentines you lucky wench. To do the illegal in the sack (or on the kitchen table) can be better than winning the lottery. Alas, I have 6 weeks to wait...then WATCH OUT!

I did have some wonderful oysters tomite tho (for all the fuckin good it did).

Have some great sex tonite!

Anonymous said...

Hey Casey,
Since I know you read this, what are your feelings on tonight's EN study? The preliminary results seem to indicate that the thought of your genitalia makes people blow chunks. Offical response? Perhaps this could be the topic for tomorrow's IAFF daily troll?

Anonymous said...

Casey's kind of like Tom Cruise in the picture. Minus the good looks, successful career, money, clean criminal record, attractive and successful wife, intelligence...anyway, he's kind of like Tom Cruise.

Anonymous said...

@Casey,

looks like your broker is trying to save his own ass..

http://forum.brokeroutpost.com/loans/forum/2/94034.htm

Anonymous said...

Casey's wife wasn't too happy. All those "gifts" came from the local Safeway store....

She was expecting a little blug bag with the words TIFFANY with some nice bling inside.

Seriously - he took the entire day off for her b-day (January 2).... She must be one seriously selfish girl.

And obviously the gift didn't go over too well with Casey's moderating....

Anonymous said...

@ Mr. Singh,

Casey DOES have the book that came with the ball... it's called "Get on the Ball" and was visible when he cleaned out his office.

@the rest- I am forever scarred by visions of CS's undeveloped man plumbing sapling... bring back the sugarplums dancing in my head.

-Big Cheese