Let's try an experiment. Post like you were a supporter. Here's my attempt for:
I never had intent to defraud anybody.
Why then the simultaneous multiple closings last spring all with misstated incomes and debts and signed where it says you are not engaged in multiple simultaneous closings, your income and debt are accurate?
You've never been able to reconcile those actions with your 11th hour claims of intent.
What about what Nigel said today? Did he say anything you hadn't heard from the haters in October? As to turning yourself in. EVERYONE who has expressed an opinion has said yes. Has procrastination ever worked for you? Why do you think it will work now? Nigel offers one piece of original and valuable advice when he tells you this isn't a game with a redo button. I've noticed this attitude in your age/demographic and younger. If you can only come away with one concept that will helpyouit is this; "THERE IS NO DO OVER, THERE IS NOT PAUSE BUTTON, THERE IS NO RESET LOW SCORE." Oh, and in the same vein, yes, it is possible to rack up a negative score in the games you are playing.
[N.B. I am patient 80 something in the Franingham Heart Study. Near everything we know about heart disease thank me, my parents and grandparents (who were #s 2 & 3).]
72 comments:
Today is accountant day! And foreclosure day! It's a Valentine's Day MIRACLE!!
Those of us who grew up in Britain in the 1970s and 1980s would read a headline like "My VD present to Casey" very differently!
('V' stands for 'venereal', and I'll let you work out the rest)
Yes, Miguel, it was deliberate.
I stopped listening to L'il Casey's "intent" a long time ago, as it's all just part of the persona he invented for that Fraud Blog.
The only thing he intended to do was find a way to pay off the loans with other people's money, because he was too stupid to realize the market was turing, and he procrestinated too long to get in on the con.
He's not only a criminal, he's a LAZY one.
I'd bet he never actually paid much into the condo he sold to get started, I'd bet his father paid the down on a traditional, chipped in for rent, and L'il Casey never lifted a finger to keep it up or do anything - he just lucked out in a rising market, and the $$$ lit him up like a pinball machine.
A prudent con artist would dip in with one house or two, try it out, figure out the angles, but no, Mr. Egotistical had to buy 8 houses. He's a genius! He had stars in his eyes, he'd be on that stage in a year, be applauded and paid to basically do nothing but talk about himself. I'll bet he had the name of his book all picked out, and we can see he's been practicing those oh-so-casual but posed publicity shots.
He would'nt actually write a book, of course he'd outsource THAT.
He really does think he's smarter and better than everyone else, his posts reek of that attitude. He thinks his audience is stupid...and that will be his downfall. He mocks the FBI, and he can stamp his little pampered foot all he wants, but he's going to find out he has very little control over the forces in his life, especially the ones gathering around him like cultures.
Sympathy? Not a shred. He brought this on himself, he is no victim. Advice for him is like that quote from heinlein - don't teach a pig to dance, it makes you look foolish, and annoys the pig.
Why do you guys keep telling him to turn himself in and BK? He's not going to listen - he hasnt up until now, and he won't going forward. He's BETTER than you, how DARE you peasants dare tell HIM what to do?
I wonder what his father's place was in the old country, because L'il Casey reminds me of the spoiled, indulged childen of the KGB and Party memebers from the old Soviet Union I've run into over the years. He has that same scoffing attitude of getting caught, expects everything handed to im just because of who he is, they're extremely lazy, and all have a simmering attitude of resentment that they're not special anymore, and have to get in line like everyone else, and not go to the front because of who their father was.
Well, L'il Casey is going to learn about getting in line, they do that a lot at San Quentin. Several times a day.
Feh. He can't ever stop putting his uncallused, dainty little hand out for freebies, can he. He actually expects someone to fly him to his own foreclosure auction. The little prick.
I wondered if you or anyone else here at the Hater's Club were going to notice Nigel's comments. He almost seemed...normal. I say kudos to him for finally speaking straight to the boy blunder.
I think in his own twisted little mind, Casey thought that while his actions were fraudalent it would be "all good" once he flipped his properties and paid off the lenders. Too bad he is a colossal failure as a entrepeneur.
Casey,
I must state right now that I am very impressed with how well you are handling all this stress. It's unfair that you should be so imposed upon, and that your poor wife should have to exist with these sort of limitations on her spending. Poor thing!
I can't believe these banks have the audacity to foreclose on you. I'm glad you stood your ground and refused to claim bankruptcy or lower yourself to getting employment along with your wife. That'll show them! You've been strong and smart through this whole process.
Everything will come out fine.. you'll see. Banks will foreclose, and they'll think coming after you is too much of a bother, and you'll be free and clear to start using your investment smarts and newfound experience to go out there and do it again, even better this time!
Go for you, Casey! Yay! You're the coolest of the cool, man. Kudos.
Have a Jamba Juice on me!
I feel dirty now.
"Entrepenuer"? Never. That's just the pose he's chosen to try and convince people he's just a dumb but honest kid who got burned by the hosuing market.
Someone dug up his first bumbling attempt sto defraud people with the spam he sent out in a relative's name. His intent has been to scam money from an early age.
Everyone needs to stop applying labels to him that simply don't fit. He's a thief and a fraud. IF - and it's a BIG if - he walks away from all of this a free boy (because he ain't no "man" by any stretch of imagination), he'll have a new scam up and running in no time. He may have his next scam in place now.
He clearly never intends to actually work for a living. He surrounds himself with cons like Chris and Rich Dad. He'll find more, people like him find each other.
Theres other cons he can get into, and the sad thing is, if he does go to jail, he'll just learn to be a better criminal there.
Okay, so much for a Casey love in.
Were I he I'd be real cautious of flying to another State.
1. If I had the tip jar set up I'd use the money to buy him a ONE WAY ticket and FedEX it to him with a note that the driver has the return ticket and enough spending money and will meet him and drive him anywhere. AprilFools!
2. Why go to all the trouble of a remote arrest and extradition?
Boy-Wonder so aptly writes:
paying back every penny… yes I did say I want to repay all that debt without BK or short sale. However that was a few months ago. Going through this experience has definitely made me more aware of the reality of my situation.
ROFL HA HA HAAA HAA OMG...
Like having comments in the hundreds on nearly a daily basis carefully outlining the REALITY OF YOUR SITUATION didn't suffice to make you MORE AWARE OF IT... YOu stupid little assmonkey!
Casey will burn in hell for his sins.He will make a nice little B@tch in prison.
@ Jade
More like Valentine's Day Massacre. Or "The day the Jamba Juice well ran dry..."
I would love to see his expression the day the JJ cashier revokes his JJ card. "You can't do this to me!!!!! I'm Casey Serin!!! I'm financially independent!! I make magic happen!! You poison-spreading hater!!"
I used to be a Casey loather, but now I see that I was wrong, about all those guys. Casey, Chris of Noveau Riche, Nigel, Duane, and Galina. They are beacons of light in the darkness that is humanity. They aren't out there for the quick buc, they are out there busting their asses to educate the masses, provide them with shelter over their heads, to help them when they are in need. They HELP people when they are down and have no where else to turn. Look at how Casey even said in his letter that "maybe we can make a little money, but the most important thing is that we help people in distress out! Otherwise it's no DEAL!"
All you haters out there are just jealous because you would rather sit in front of the computer nad kick soomeone while they are down instead of providing free constructive criticism. Casey has a done a brave an honorable thing by blogging about his predicament while all you loosers out there with your negativity criticise every damn move he makes. You are all just jealous because Casey made a go of having enough money, not for himself, but so that he could later devote the rest of his lfe helping people who are in a financial bind at a point in their lives.
If Casey ends up in court, I for one will be sitting in the front row clutching my "We heart you Casey" sign over my head.
Ptooooey...I can't belive some people actually write crap like that on his site. I feel like a bowel movement just faking it.
yeeeech.
Nigel Wrote:
In retrospect, you haven’t accomplished much to fix your problems. You haven’t sold a single home in six months. You haven’t improved the curb appeal of a single home in six months. You almost blew the one success you had being the Utah wrap. And you wasted more borrowed money going to that b.s. NR “college” in AZ.
::Nearly chokes on her coffee in shock::
Yes Steph I saw that late last night, it's almost like NIgel has seen the light at the end of Casey's rectum.
God I loathe him. How can he spend a few hours a day on a blog and zero hours a day on a real job, how can he seriously think he's making any effort at all to pay back a dirty penny. His denial is incredible. And then his smug tithing religious BS on top of everything... I don't believe in hell, but if it exists, it exists for the freeloaders like Casey.
I'm not buying the Nigel changeover. Nigel is to Casey's butthole as a barnacle is to the Titanic: attached itself to what looked like a sweet (high traffic) ride, but still going down to the bottom after that sweet ride plows full steam ahead into a giant iceberg (named CashCall).
@ Miguel:
That was my first reaction as well, although I grew up in the US. Some terms just never entirely fall out of use.
I had a similar reaction to Microsoft's "Welcome to the Social" Zune ad campaign.
Dear Casey:
Please don't listen to the haters. You are like an airplane. An airplane uses a lot of energy just taking off. Once off the ground, it's smooth sailing. You friend, are about to get to altitude. Don't give up Casey. Now is the time to mine even more nuggets. Don't listen to the loosers. They are a bunch of 9-5ers who never had the courage to take a chance. In connecting with my maker, I know this is the best way to financial independence. When we get there, Rob, Ogg, Stephanie and all the other cube dwellers are going to be wanting our autographs. I would write more but a pizza is up. I'll write more in 30 minutes. Godspeed Casey Serin.
Dammit, I want to know what his other magical revenue streams are.
Mostly I want to know because I'd like to know if he finally understands the difference between "revenue" and "more loans"
We got good job avairable for Casey in far East. He can frip noodle for us every day.
We don't have jamba juice but shark river juice. Not vegan but all good.
All your house belong to us anyway... so send over your cerebity casey. We can even pay cash carr.
-Jim Qwi Dong
LOL @ 8:44 "avairable and frip and cerebity."
Too much talent here.
@People's Republic of China
LOL! They own his houses anyway. LOL!
This little assmonkey (thanks StephanieJ) is either completely oblivious or so pompous he won't accept what is coming his way. He can't even grasp what having a stable income means when he doesn't have any credit or people to sucker anymore. Example:
"I DO have a little bit of incoming coming in from various sources and I AM working. What does it matter to you HOW I make my money?"
He's insane! Any 14yr old can figure this stuff out. He's going to hit a brick wall, and very soon. It's like he's in an Uzbeki ground fog and can't see 2ft in front of himself.
Furthermore, he says this:
"And yes this month we didn’t have enough to pay her credit cards so she will probably get a 30 day late if she hasn’t already. That part sucks but it’s better than borrowing from Peter to pay Paul like I’ve done in the past in order to float her payments. We talked about it. It’s all good.
Good things are coming…"
Holy sh*t, he thinks because he talked to his wife about what way they "don't" have to pay her credit balance everything is "all good".
Finally, this nugget of the warped machinations of the way Casey's mind works:
"I’m gonna be careful about getting into shady deals in the future. I’m going to recover from this and make it one way or another."
He doesn't get it. His whole life is one shady deal after another. He's going to keep on doing what he does to people no matter what. The kid is completely gone. He's a low level criminal and scam artist, and will always be one. I hope some kind of enforcement agency contains this human virus before he spreads even more misery.
Hey, maybe Casey can sell Galina into white slavery; I'm sure some brothel in asia would be happy to have her. She might be worth a few bucks.
http://www.shapiroattorneys.com/admin/co/content/SaleReport.pdf
Just wanted to see what I got if I put "6021 Guadalajara" into Google on Casey's Special Day.
It says the sale bid amount is 408,159,87. Is that a minimum bid?
"What does it matter to you HOW I make my money?"
This sounds like an after-school special; the scene, Mom, standing with her arms crossed, the son, coming in from a long night of man-whoring... [insert line here].
This reply was made by "DrChaos" on IAFF on 21 September. Not a SINGLE thing has changed since then.
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8. DrChaos
September 21st, 2006 at 10:01 pm
I think you are seriously underestimating how bad things can get.
You need to see an attorney, immediately. You need to devote every dollar you get to cash for your lawyers.
It is a given that bankruptcy is inevitable in the future, unless you have a wealthy relative ready to bequeath you with a million dollars or so.
Given the typical prices that REO (real estate owned by the bank) sells for in a downturn versus previous sales (50-60% less), you will end up owing at least a million dollars after all fees & expenses.
That’s not the big problem.
The big problem will be avoiding felony incarceration under US Code 18.I.63.1344
You need a lawyer *now*.
http://www.law.cornell.edu/usc.....-000-.html
It sounds like you didn’t tell the truth on loan applications when you stated income and “owner occupancy”. Seems like not a big deal at the beginning, but it certainly is. Suppose you robbed a few banks of 2 million dollars and spent it gambling at Vegas and lost half of it. In the end it is not much different from the bank’s point of view from what you did.
Here’s the absolute *best* *case* scenario:
First, get over the idea that you will be able to sell your properties at any reasonable price sufficient to meet obligations. The market is imploding. Nobody will be buying.
The banks take back all the property, and dump it as soon as they can (as they always try to do), which means a REO sale at probably half of what you paid (in previous busts it went down to as much as 70% off the high price), which is about what you owe on the loans as you used 100% LTV.
What happens now? You will get a tax bill, a few 1099’s charging you as *income* the difference between the sales price and how much you owe on the loan.
That means you will have about a million dollars or more of “”"income”"” that you will have to pay taxes on, which is probably at least 300,000 federal. Do you live in California? Add another 80-100k to that. You owe 400,000 to the government.
Guess what? IRS obligations CANNOT BE DISCHARGED IN BANKRUPTCY. So you will have wages likely garnished for a long time to pay off the IRS and CA franchise tax board. How long will it take in your regular job for *extra money* to pay off $400k, including of course interest added to that.
Let’s remember, this is the *best* case.
Think for a moment. How much leverage do the banks have on you? Imagine your meeting with them for a moment.
“Sir, let me clarify the situation for you. In the right circumstance, can be very motivated to give evidence of your fraudulent loan application in a criminal proceeding. In fact, I have the local U.S. Attorney’s office on speed dial right here. Now, tell me Mister Amateur Flipper, why do you propose a settlement expect us to be satisfied with, or shall we start anew with, ahem, more realistic terms?”
You see, you cannot file for bankruptcy to discharge debts which were incurred in connection with a fraud—which lying about income and owner occupancy is. You can’t escape. The lenders once they realize this is so will likely NOT agree to bankruptcy and neither will the judge. You will be hit with a judgement for at least a million dollars and you will be paying this off for the rest of your working life, which may include making license plates at 30c/hr. Your wife will assuredly divorce you to prevent the creditors from attaching her income and assets, and given your negligible ability to have disposable income for decades.
Think once more. In a few months to a couple of years year, the banking industry is going to be clobbered by the fallout from the housing bubble. Unemployment will be exploding and stocks will be cratering as shortfall and fraud is discovered. Congressional investigations will be demanded, just like after the tech bubble. Some new Asst. US Attorneys might be motivated to make a name for themselves and “teach people a lesson”. Who do you think is going to get the blame, like the dot com “tech analysts”, and Enron did? Will it be grandma? Or might it be “lying fraud-flippers” as the phrase might be.
So, you need to see a good lawyer right now, and attempt to exit in ways that preclude any further action against you.
You are already financially screwed.
You have to now avoid being literally screwed."
@Jade
Dayum! Reading that put a chill down my spine. If that didn't give SerCasey a wake up call nothing will.
Wow!
Great find Jade. Look for that post to disappear when Casey reads it again.
Casey said,
"If you have something constructive to say, say it. Otherwise, go back to your hater club and spread your poison there."
I believe we got the little punk rattled. Good Job guys. And now his biggest buttkisser seems to be turning on him too...Hahahahahaha.
Good Job Rob Dawg. It looks like your VD gift has been received by the little bastard. Way to spread the poison guys. Kind of makes me feel like a scorpion
Casey is a genius:
I read Nigel's response. Seems he is wrong as usual. How can Casey protect an "asset" he neither owns or can make payments on?
It's not an "asset" until you make payments on it. Man, what is the deal with that guy?
It is interesting how when things were under his "control" nothing phased him but now after just a few weeks of unfiltered external discussion it is starting to have effect. It won't be long before everything slips out of his control. All he can do now is set some things right before it is too late. Family needs to be told everything. That was number one of my 5 suggestions. Then he has to sever any ties to people he doesn't want to hurt (more). He needs to liquidate. Car, computer, everything that has value. Divorce Galina and have her change her name. Don't park at Snapdragon anymore. Visit the places he'll miss most one last time and take the bus to the Sacto FBI offices. In a suit, with $40 in his pocket and nothing else, no keys, no wallet, nothing.
Casey we know you read this more than you read your own blog. Were you surprised at the daily DOJ visits? Probaly didn't even know about it. Those details are slippery things. The nice FBI people will take your information and probably release you on own recognizance but I wouldn't be surprised if they also insisted you shut down the websites. I won't ask if you can live with that because you won't have a choice.
Hey guys: Since this is apparently the Haters Club, what do I get with my membership?
Is it like Fight Club? Do I get to pick a fight with Casey?
With regards to Casey, I guess if we're the Hater's Club (aka the REALIST CLUB) he must be the Mickey Mouse Club because he can't stand negativity or the real world.
I'd be a little rattled too if I was staring down the barrel of a $400,000 IRS bill. Add to that, no employment prospects, no tangible assets and no credit. Ouch!
@ Legion
I realize it's a typo, but you're right. I would like to "nad kick soomeone".
Nigel is too inexperienced to have ever seen housing be anything but an asset. If he had a extra dozen years in the business he'd know that being upside down as much as Casey is a liability. What he may mean is that as long as Casey has his name on property hehas leverage with debtors.
Case needs to get Lawyered up that is the bottom line. Yep - we got him rattled alright. So defensive when it comes to the FBI, but boy he ain't got shit to say when he gets called on this "I never had intent - or at least that's my story and I'm sticking to it."
I think he's also realizing that rather than keep him honest, this Blog has done nothing but prove to him and the world that he is so entirely DISHONEST. And deeply in denail.
I don't know how Galina can even look at him.
Hey guys,
I already posted this in the other area, but I guess it wasn’t in the Casey label. Also, I should probably add a chapter on Only listening to advise that you pay for.
At 9:36 AM, Casey said...
Hey Guys,
I’ve thought of a new idea that might have some educational value. Since I’m too busy to manage moderation right now I thought I’d post it here for some suggestions. Maybe I could help others in trouble and share my lessons if I write a self help book. My current concept is 7 Habits of Highly Ineffective People. Since I’m an idea person, I may need some help filling in the chapters, but this is what I have on my whiteboard
1.Excessive napping
2.No money down loans
3.Drinking more Jamba juice than you can afford
4.Veganism with premium beef
5. Late night business meetings
6. Marrying Galina
7. Leaving your brain at the whiteboard.
Gee, I guess I’ve made a lot of mistakes, because I sure am having trouble limiting it to 7. Maybe it’s OK to increase the number of habits in my case. Especially since I’m an ENTP. It might be a good idea to include a chapter on learning how to spell, reading what you sign and remembering to your meds. Hmm. Some other ideas on the table include Everything I Need to Know About Life I Didn’t Learn in Kindergarten, The Debtor Next Door, 9 Steps to Financial Disaster…Maybe you guys can help me focus my thinking.
@TK -
She has no choice. California is a community property state - they are BOTH equally responsible for all of the debts, even if they divorce.
We see:
Looming litigation, possible incarceration, lifelong 'aftershocks' from this insane plan.
Casey sees:
Unicorns, bunnies, fairies, glossy opalescent dragons and pots of gold for the taking, and he's skipping through it hand in hand with Galina.
Maybe I missed this on the comments here, but I just about spit up my coffee when I read this little bit from Casey's World
No, I’m not lying about my desire to repay all the money. However, desires/wishes and reality are not always the same thing I’m finding out.
I can’t keep living fantasy world, I must learn to be more realistic so that’s why I am changing some of my attitudes that you may have seen earlier on this blog.
I don't know what I find more appalling, the fact that he admits that he's been living in a fantasy world (notice that he hasn't mentioned that he's out of it), or the fact that it's just a blatant steaming load to try to justify he's lack of integrity.
If you're reading this Casey then you need to realize that nobody is buying what you're selling. Actions speak louder than words, and you never did one single thing to pay anyone back even a single penny. You, Mr. Serin, are prevaricator of the highest degree. I hope that you don't get jail time, as that would be too easy. I hope that they do far worse; I hope they make you stick to your word and pay back every penny.
Hey Casey:
Explain how we are haters? How are we negative? We are not jealous of you in any way, shape or form.
We just want you to be honest and own up to your mistakes. Cry all you want but we are right, you are wrong and that is the real truth.
Hater's Club? LOL, I guess I'm honored to be with real, hardworking, honest folks discussing frauds like you. Don't like it? Too bad.
Nobody made you sign the papers. A ton of people (including your gurus) told you that buying so many properties at once with ZERO cashflow and cashback is dumb. YOU did this to yourself, not us.
Hater's Club? Whatever. Better than being part of the Casey Asskissing Club for Clueless Optimists.
The minute you lose your last home means you can no longer pretend to play either an investor or entrepreneur. Your lazy ways were your downfall. You were too lazy to do the due diligence on the properties. You decided that any property was a good investment (big error there kiddo) and you could pull the money out of your butt to make it work.
I've seen some episodes of flip this house and find it funny how dumb some of these folks are, but compared to you a few of them aren't as stupid as I thought.
You have to be one of the dumbest businessman ever, kid. Ahhhh, Casey don't wanna hear about tha FBI? Poor wittle Casey. Waaaahhhhhhhh
@Jade
Obviously he didn't think of that -He's trying to shield her now, protect her credit yada yada yada. But seeing that picture of her holding the clipboard made me nearly choke on my wheaties. Great stuff. She sounds like a delight forcing him to humiliate himself and "fix" her issues at the same time. She needs the same punishment. BTW - there's no napping in jail. You sleep with one eye open.
SerCasey, Mr Idea Man, Mr Bring People Together, The Magic Man got the swift idea of doing the IAFF blog. And I believe up until now it was doing everything he thought it would and more. But Mr. Pixie Dust didn't think far enough ahead, as usual.
Now just like the scene in Indiana Jones where the Ark of the Covenant initially has all these beautiful sirens floating around, it has suddenty changed. All that's left is ghouls, and his blog is his albatross. Mr Slick was too cool, and even his bravado of calling for the FBI to come and get him is going to ring awfully hollow.
"Dude! Enough with the FBI scare. Getting tired of hearing it.
What am I gonna do? Am I gonna run away to another country like some kind of criminal? Am I gonna be crippled by fear? No.
I’m right here. I’m not hiding. If they want to come get me, let them come."
I'd love to be the agent to get his case, with a copy of that post in my hands as I sat across the table from him.
Recondite: He's hiding behind that to justify his stupidity. Casey's ego won't allow him to do anything but hide behind his excuses. In Casey's mind he may be wrong, but he thinks he is smarter than everybody in the room to admit defeat.
I'll bet he is very cognizant of his situation but I'll bet when he tells the wife or his friends and readers, he is buying his own fantasy spin on the situation. This implies the ego can't accept his situation and admitting such is like giving into defeat.
I've known guys like him. They become the guy that pitches the deception. Behind the scenes the frustration of REALITY gnaws away at them like a knife through butter.
So I have come to the conclusion that Casey has always known how deep he is in this and never cared. He figured he'd start the website and find a new group of leads and investors that would kiss his butt. He could float one debt while incurring others. All the while he tells us and his family (most likely) that he is doing fine and that this is only a setback. They in turn tell him he is a good little snowflake who will perservere. They tell him how magical he is and how special he is. God put him on Earth for a reason yada, yada, yada.
All the while his doubts and fears creep into his thinking and his inexperience handcuffs him from doing anything smart (if that's at all possible). As we've seen he's admitted not being upfront with his wife (unless he's hiding the fact she's complicit in all this) and who knows who else?
I believe that when the hater posts started multiplying on the site, his worst fears started coming true and that is when he started hiding behind his bluster and ego. In his thinking there is no way in hell his family's assessment of him is wrong. After all, he spent all this money on an education (ha!) and that other people seem to do okay selling RE. While he convinces himself of this, his innerself fights to accept what we tell him. As we've seen over the months, his manicness is proof of a guy who realizes we are right but his ego fights back with comments about hater's clubs.
He won't listen to outsiders. He feels he is blessed and meant to figure this out with God's guidance and the help of a few trusted friends. Problem is, I bet the friends ALSO kiss his butt and tell him what his ego needs to hear. Look at Nigel! He tells Casey to "hold onto your assets" when in fact Casey doesn't HAVE any assets. The BANK has the upper hand.
So basically like anybody who thought they were on top of the world, he is realizing that maybe we were right and that explains why he is lashing out at us. It's a conflict for him. But then again, we see all these headshot photos, the ones where he is always placed JUST RIGHT in the shot. We see him on trampolines having a ball.
His ego (and his laziness for that matter) are out of line with his reality.
Ok, one more comment and I am done for the morning.
“I’m taking care of my wife’s school and I’m paying rent (it was late but better late than never). ”
LOL, so how is borrowing off your car and making a temporary gain from your redemption rights mean you are taking care of anything. Even a bum on the street stumbles onto some cash lying on the ground!
What a complete looser (loser). Begging for a handout to go see one of "his" properties foreclosed. How low can you go Casey? What a whiney ,little begging bitch. I am a female, and I have a pair of pink panties I think will fit you. UGH!
You know, I wish I could just stop hearing about all the hard realities just by saying so.
"Dude, I'm tired of getting bills. Stop sending them."
"Man, I really want you to stop talking about my leaking transmission, I don't want to hear it."
"C'mon, I know it's going to be tight finances this month, stop telling me... I don't want to hear it anymore."
Casey just wants to mute the world whenever it gets too hard for him bear. As much as anyone (normal) would *like* to do the same thing, they don't because it's not the responsible, adult course of action. You stand up against it, if you fall, you brush the dust off your knees and keep soldiering on. You don't flop down in a childish tantrum, and cry about it.
As I once said in a IAFF post long ago... this is like Natural Selection.
We're watching the lions close in on the soft underbelly of an oblivious wildebeest who hasn't noticed the panic and flight of the rest of the herd--'cause he's licking his chops over a succulent clump of grass.
his latest comment made my jaw finally drop:
he finally opened his real estate binders (the ones he paid chuck norris $30K for), and found LESS SPECIFIC info about judical foreclosure than I found here for FREE.
What did the Rio Rancho house sell for?
I wonder if I should also include a chapter on waiting to the last minute to get important stuff done and opening the mail or my blue ball thingy you guys hate so much.
Casey:
Why not do both? Clearly, both procrastination and blue balls are integral parts of your strategy for building a real estate empire.
Is there anywhere we can track down the auction results? I'll be tremendously interested in hearing how little that paperweight sold for.
On a positive note - the "haters" here have done a lot to restore my faith in the intelligence, decency, morality and ethics of my fellow human beings.
Sometimes it feels like the whole country is populated by Caseyclones. Its nice to know it's not.
Happy Valentine's Day Everyone!
I've brought you all a gift! Spread liberally!
http://www.whereaminow.org/jon/spread.jpg
(apologies if this double-posts, the interface is being wonky)
@Aelfscine
Bloody brilliant. I'll take two please.
"Is there anywhere we can track down the auction results? I'll be tremendously interested in hearing how little that paperweight sold for."
It's not happening. New Mexico got another snowstorm last night and the courthouse is closed.
What's that quote from "Top Gun"?
Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash.
Spending spree over as Americans walk without safety net
By Ambrose Evans-Pritchard
Last Updated: 11:59pm GMT
06/02/2007
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/money/main.jhtml?xml=/money/2007/02/07/cnusecon07.xml
There are other ominous signs. A random audit in Virginia found that 60pc of borrowers had exaggerated their actual income by more than half when applying for a mortgage, pointing to further skeletons in the closet.
Some $390bn (£198bn) in mortgages with adjustable rates, taken out in 2004 and 2005 when interest rates were far below current levels, are due to ratchet up this year, in some cases doubling payments.
Beth Ann Bovino, senior economist at Standard & Poor's in New York, said US house prices were likely to fall 7pc to 8pc from peak to trough before bottoming out later this year.
"People are not going to be able to tap into their homes as cash machines any more and the ratio of debt service costs to disposable income is now at an historic high of 18.2," she said.
"We're not expecting the economy to fall off a cliff but household spending is going to have to slow down."
Until last year, Americans were subsidising their lifestyles to the tune of $70bn a month through withdrawal of home equity.
***
note:
date is day/month/year and 1pc means 1%
Happy Valentine's Day from me to you!!
http://tinyurl.com/35gdjg
PS: A reliable source has informed me that G sent Casey this card for Valentine's Day:
http://tinyurl.com/36s3xx
@Ogg
Yeah I realized the typo but then I liked it after I read it heh
Hey if some entrepreneur out there, maybe Vague guru since he's a wiz with ps, wants to make a "Casey Serin Hater's club member" t-shirt I would actually be interested in buying a couple!
you could put a top ten list of stupid quotes from Casey on the back
I think that fantasy world thing should be there
Sure beats the stupid www.iamfacingforeclosure.com t-shirt they had made. The best part, Casey doesn't benefit in any way, since he will probably be in prison or destroyed by that time.
Wow, looks like Casey's Maker pulled his ass out of the fire for one more minute. If the auction was canceled because of a snowstorm, maybe he can call the bank and submit his bid for a short sale? hehehe...
Can anyone confirm the postponing of the auction?
When would it be postposed to?
I am also wondering whatever became of "Homeless Bob". Do you he has moved back into the Burdett place already?
Good god! Please don't tell me the auction was cancled just because of snow! WTF!! Arugh! More fucking agita!
The auction was supposed to be at 12:30 at the Sandoval County Courthouse.
http://www.krqe.com/expanded.asp?ID=19825
Check the list. All Sandoval County offices are closed today because of the storm.
I think poor Casey may have been led astray by evil builders. See here:
http://tinyurl.com/28qcg8
They sold poor Casey a home that was clearly advertised as "enchanted." If that's not false advertising, I don't know what is. I mean, what's next? Will they be luring innocent flippers by throwing in a couple of unicorns and promising that the fountain in the front yard bears forth jamba juice? Anyway, this is obviously what led Casey to conclude that he is magical. I also have it from a fairly reliable source that they also sold him that argyle beanie by describing it a "wizard hat."
Also should point out how much artistic license they took in their illustration.
This:
http://tinyurl.com/22k4by
is really this:
http://tinyurl.com/25yc8c
"Check the list. All Sandoval County offices are closed today because of the storm."
Okay, now I get it. Casey's been tithing as a way to bribe God! If he got him in his corner, its clear sailing from here as all the magical opportunities shower upon him.
Sweeeeeet deal. That Casey Serin is one shrewd dude.
-walt526
Wouldn't it have been hilarious if Casey had flown down there only to find the auction canceled?
Since it's not cool to use other people's names ;), I'll admit I was posting as Casey this AM.
Since it's not cool to use other people's names ;), I'll admit I was posting as Casey this AM.
Miguel said...
Wouldn't it have been hilarious if Casey had flown down there only to find the auction canceled?
Yes, that would be incredibly hilarious. Then again, he ain't got nothing but time to waste so ...either way (stuck in NM or bouncing on a trampoline) it's all good!
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