Thursday, February 15, 2007

No Noose is Good Noose

So, what say ye? Is the noose tightening or are we as Nigel suggests just whipping ourselves into a frenzy in a virtual mutual masturbation society?

I say tightening.

55 comments:

Anonymous said...

1st!!!

Take that suckas!!!!

Anonymous said...

Running the Casey translator on

"Was too busy making connections and identifying opportunities today and didn’t get a chance to check up on the NM foreclosure or send the short sale packet. Will attempt again tomorrow."

Produces

"Too busy napping and blogging today to do anything productive. Plan to do the same tomorrow."

Anonymous said...

Running the Nigel translator on

"You were given a miracle by your creator to avoid foreclosure on this property and you didn’t send in the short sale packet? Unless your “meeting” involved getting the money needed to save that property, I think your priorities are misplaced.

Get the freaking shortsale packet in!!!!!!!!!!

Nigel

P.S. - Otherwise I support you. "

Produces:

"My fawning public faith in you is making me look bad...

...but yet I still worship Your Sweetness."

Anonymous said...

"I am learning to identify and focus on the 20% with better accuracy and learn to procrastinate the 80%."

Finally a goal Casey can achieve: do bugger all 80% of the time.

I'd say he's at 125% success on that one.

Anonymous said...

OMG - the translator won't shut down:

"Dumbfounded said...
1st!!!

Take that suckas!!!!"

Translates to:

BFD!

Anonymous said...

YO YO YO ITS HOMEY TIME

YO ROB DAWG!!!

Damn!!!! It iz colder than muh ma fuckin number one bitches ass here!!! A brudda ain't supposed ta be in dis here here cold climate, ya know what I'm sayin ?

Anyhow, here iz da 411 I got on da New Mexico crib taday. The weather wuz much bettah an' muh ma fuckin posse got out o' da hotel.

@ Casey kat,(I know ya read every one o' muh ma fuckin posts, cuz dat iz how ya find out what iz going ta happen ta you), here iz da 411 on dat crib. My posse had uh nice jive wiff uh very fine young lady- Ms. Santoro- she werkz fo' da Special Master Robert Doyle'soffice in Boulder, Colorado. They iz da lawyers dat iz handling da sale o' da New Mexico crib. You knew dat, right Casey kat? You know, da crib ya lied about on da application under penalty o' perjury dat ya lived dere? The crib dat ya did da illegal cash back at closing on outside o' escrow?

Did ya know Casey kat dat da Special Master'soffice didn't know about yo' website? I figured ya could use da traffic so muh ma fuckin posse gave dem da site address. Did ya know dey didn't know about yo' other houses, an' all da other scams dat ya been up ta? Well, well, afta muh ma fuckin posse finished explaining ta dem all about ya Casey in detail, dey seemed uh little shocked.

Lordy, Lordy!!!! A miracle then occured right afta muh ma fuckin posse talked ta dem. Did any o' ya notice da City o' Rio Rancho hit on IAFF taday fo' da first tyme? I bet ya all missed da hit from da Special Master'soffice in Colorodo, cuz ya weren't looking fo' it an' da name iz not an easy one.

The crib iz set ta be sold at auction again. I be not going ta say when cuz I be not going ta give Casey kat any he`p or do his fuckin werk fo' him. Casey kat, if ya wants mo' 411, callz her yoself at 719-634-4868. She iz waiting ta hear from ya. Your file number iz 06-63139.

@rob Dawg an' brothas else dat gives uh damn,
I suggest all o' ya peeps page da Special Master an let dem know what iz da truth about Casey kat. Get they email an' fax number, an' send dem whatever ya gots on Casey kat.

Things should start ta git real fun from here fo' ya, Casey kat. I told ya ta dat if ya didn't start telling da truth I would.

Love,

Homey

PS. Casey kat, why dont ya just turn yourself in an' save us all da tyme an' money? Ya' dig?

Anonymous said...

Homey,

I wish I knew who you were, so if I was ever in your neck of the wood, I could buy you a beer, or a 40 of your choice.

But if you choose to remain a mystery, know that I - and probably the rest here - salute you.

Anonymous said...

Indeed we do Homey.

Anonymous said...

Homey,

Holy shit sherlock you are certainly giving that Casey kat some more opportunities!

Nice work.

Unreal he posts today about not even getting the short sale packet in. I mean what could be more important? He always bait's you with "good" things are comming, but never mentions what they are.

This poor fool is delusional. Or he considers seeing the inside of a courtroom soon a "good" opportunity!

The noose is definitly tightning!

Anonymous said...

Robert A. Doyle
Special Master
c/o Castle Meinhold & Stawiarski
13725 Struthers Road, Suite
201 Colorado Springs, CO 80921
(800) 286-0013
(719) 634-4868


I'll call tomorrow and see if I can't get a fax and email.

Anonymous said...

By the way he is listed in the ABQJournal for other foreclosures which is where I got this info from, so Homey is on the ball as usual

example


STATE OF NEW MEXICO COUNTY OF BERNALILLO SECOND JUDICIAL DISTRICT No. D0202CV200609895 BANK OF AMERICA, N.A., Plaintiff, vs. ERIC FREDDIE; THE UNKNOWN SPOUSE OF ERIC FREDDIE, IF ANY, Defendant(s). NOTICE OF SALE NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that the undersigned Special Master will on March 6, 2007, at 10:50 A.M., outside front entrance of the Bernalillo County Courthouse, Albuquerque, New Mexico, sell and convey to the highest bidder for cash all the right, title, and interest of the above-named defendants in and to the following described real estate located in said County and State: Lot numbered Nine-A (9-A) in Block numbered Six (6) of Katherine Village, to the City of Albuquerque, New Mexico, as the same is shown and designated on the plat thereof, filed in the Office of the County Clerk of Bernalillo County, New Mexico, on March 21, 1979, in Volume D9, folio 85 The address of the real property is 5101 Argus NW, Albuquerque, NM 87120. Said sale will be made pursuant to the Decree of Foreclosure entered on January 24, 2007, in the above entitled and numbered cause, which was a suit to foreclose a mortgage held by the above Plaintiff and wherein Plaintiff was adjudged to have a lien against the above-described real estate in the sum of $91,468.44, plus interest from January 17, 2007 to the date of sale at the rate of 6% per annum, the costs of sale, including the Special Master's fee, publication costs, and Plaintiff's costs expended for taxes, insurance, and keeping the property in good repair. Plaintiff has the right to bid at such sale and submit its bid verbally or in writing. The Plaintiff may apply all or any part of its judgment to the purchase price in lieu of cash. At the date and time stated above, the Special Master may postpone the sale to such later date and time as the Special Master may specify. NOTICE IS FURTHER GIVEN that this sale may be subject to a bankruptcy filing, a pay off, a reinstatement or any other condition that would cause the cancellation of this sale. Further, if any of these conditions exist, at the time of sale, this sale will be null and void, the successful bidder's funds shall be returned, and the Special Master and the mortgagee giving this notice shall not be liable to the successful bidder for any damages. NOTICE IS FURTHER GIVEN that the real property and improvements concerned with herein will be sold subject to any and all patent reservations, easements, all recorded and unrecorded liens not foreclosed herein, and all recorded and unrecorded special assessments and taxes that may be due. NOTICE IS FURTHER GIVEN that the purchaser at such sale shall take title to the above-described real property subject to rights of redemption. Dated: January 31, 2007. Robert A. Doyle Special Master c/o Castle Meinhold & Stawiarski 13725 Struthers Road, Suite 201 Colorado Springs, CO 80921 (800) 286-0013 (719) 634-4868 Journal: February 6, 13, 20, 27, 2007

Anonymous said...

My question is what the hell do we have that Homey doesn't? What can we possibly do to help? Homey?

Anonymous said...

Casey's new post - wow.

I was in college for 4 years and grad school for 2, and I have never heard of the 80/20 rule. Is that something they teach you in guru school? Before or after they encourage you to BK three times? I do know the rule that 80% of the people do 20% of the work, and vice versa. I'm sure Casey falls in that 80% of the people.

Sure sounds like casey's planning to BK now. Why not? Two more and he's a success!

Anonymous said...

@Jade
*That's* the problem, Jade. You went to COLLEGE. That was your first mistake, you see. You know that according to Casey and Gurus, that's the first thing you *shouldn't* do. That's for losers. Successful people don't go to college and learn the secrets of success, like the 80/20 rule.

Anonymous said...

@Homey
I sure as hell would always make sure you're on my side.

Beautiful work. :)

Anonymous said...

Good Things Are Coming…
Was too busy making connections and identifying opportunities today and didn’t get a chance to check up on the NM foreclosure or send the short sale packet. Will attempt again tomorrow.
***********

He slept in, blogged (moderation is occuring regularly), wasted time online, napped... get his ass down to the post office to mail something? Riiiiight.

Connections: scammers who are pulling his chain, or more PRLinkbizes who see a prime sucker ready to be fleeced.

Opportunities: He's finding new scams.

I'd KILL for a log of where he goes online everyday. If only it were legal to hack into his router and trace his activity. But it's not, sadly. Breaking the law to foil a criminal is not a good idea.

******************

I get bogged down by a lot of these small details sometimes. Dwelling too much on my negative situation and on the debt that I’m in only slows me down and keeps me down longer.

******************

Utter, stinking, steaming Yak shit. He doesn't worry about his debt at all, if he did, he would have mailed the short sale stuff immediately. Troll, and an obvious one. Just more of the "Gee, I'm so innocent and incapable of understanding this confusing legal stuff! Reall, Judge, *blink* *blink*, I'm just a VICTIM! *blink* *blink*.

Feh.

******************

I must be focusing on bigger better things that will help me make a comeback as an investor / entrepreneur. Only 20% of the stuff I do is really going to matter anyway according to the 80/20 rule. I am learning to identify and focus on the 20% with better accuracy and learn to procrastinate the 80%. You call it laziness but I call it efficiency.

******************

I call it "rationalization" and worthless guru claptrap.

******************

My whole situation is really a blessing in disguise. The connections I’m making through the blog have been truly amazing and I’m just beginning to identify all the available opportunities.

******************

I'm sure your fellow scammers are preparing to feast on your gullibility and utter stupidity.

Hey, L'il Casy, one question:

How can you TRULY be sure anyone who contacts you on your blog about "opportunities" are'nt "haters" yanking your chain?

Hmm?

******************

The lessons I’m learning are priceless. I hear most successful business people go through an average of 3 bankruptcies / big failures before making it. I’m in the process of getting my big mistake(s) out of the way early in the game.

******************

WHO says this? I've been in Corporate America for over 20 years, and I've never heard tell of the 80/20 rule. More guru crap?

As for most susccessful businesspeople BKing 3 times before they make it, that's utterly untrue. I know a LOT of wildly successful people who never BKed, in fact, I don't know any who did.

But then, all of them did'nt defraud banks to buy 8 houses, and default on them.

******************

Thank you all my supporters for all your support and encouragement. I would not be able to go on without it. And thank you all my critics for your constructive feedback which keeps me out of trouble and helps me see things from different angles.

******************

Hey L'il Casey: go fuck yourself.

Again...how do you know that your "supporters" are'nt "haters" yanking your chain? We're baaaad people, remember, we'd think nothing of lying to you to yank your chain.

******************

To be updated of any major moves signup up for my mailing list.

******************

As if I'd give you a working, live address. Is selling e-mails part of your new "income"? I've been checking the one I used to post on your site, a throwaway gmail one, and the spam rate is curiously rising.

Anonymous said...

Homey,

Cap dat mofo in da bean! Punk azz byatch.

Anonymous said...

Seriously Homey - that's awesome. Between you and Heidi, Casey is going to get what's coming to him.

Anonymous said...

MASTERBATING

segfault said...

legion @ 6:11 PM:

No need to call, I've got the 411--but haven't verified.

Castle, Meinhold & Stawiarski, LLC
Primary Contact
Name
Phone
Email ccastle@cmsatty.com
Primary Address
www.mosscodilis.com
Fax 303-865-1410

cf. http://www.lawyers.com/Colorado/Denver/Castle-Meinhold-and-Stawiarski,-LLC-300349-f.html

BTW, I am drunk, but not posting death threats. I'm thinking of starting a new blog, though. www.iamdrunkbutnotpostingdeaththreats.com.

Anonymous said...

by the way, I was inspired by Casey last week so I went out in search of wheatgrass juice, figuring it might be a hallucinogen. Unfortunately my local Whole Foods doesn't have a Jamba Juice attached. I DID, however, go to Trader Joes and get a bottle of stuff called "green food" that has wheatgrass, spirulina, and some other green goodies, but it tastes like apple juice. I figured $3.49 for 64 oz, worth a shot.

The stuff is awesome. It gives me tons of energy - not sure how because I normally don't feel the effects of juice, but it's seriously great.

Just wanted to throw that in. Of course I could take that $3.49 and go to Jamba Juice for a double wheatgrass shot, but that would seem like a waste of money.

So thanks Casey! You HAVE helped someone!

Anonymous said...

SNAP! Homey!!

I bet Casey is making pudding in his panties. You are one mean clown brotha. I will also be calling Robert Doyle Friday.

By the way, I thought Duane was "out" today. Was this another lie? His ads are still up.

Anonymous said...

re: the 80/20 rule.

It's not guru-speak. Another name for it is the Pareto principle, and we studied it extensively in one of my MBA courses, because it's a cornerstone of some very well-known quality control practices.

segfault said...

Changed the Wikipedia article to include Galina's name (first, maiden, and last), and posted two comments (both were approved) on IAFF, under different names, despite the boycott.... That's about the full extent of my drunken belligerence.

Ogg the Caveman said...

@ Bubbles

Surely you can't expect Casey to do something like take down ads on time. He has better things to do. How can he make $100-$1000/hour by taking down ads?

anon@6:48:

I'd guess that his internet activity centers on MLM, cheesy motivational sites, porn sites featuring "straight" guys taking it in the ass, and this.

Anonymous said...

@Ogg: Want to see the kind of stuff that Casey likes to do online? One way is to check out his del.icio.us account. He hasn't updated it since 12/25, but it's chock-full of links nevertheless.

Anonymous said...

http://del.icio.us/sercasey/abstinence

Anonymous said...

IAFF was a definite diversion for me that is winding down. I peer in from time to time but no longer even feel tempted to respond to "Our Hero."

I'm looking forward to the final curtain call. In my mind's eye I see the supporting cast taking bows & finally unmasking. Dawg. Steph. Heidi. Jade. Dolph. Legion. A tempermental cat. I have amazing true-life personalities pegged to each of those cyber-egos. But the one that has me really smirking in my little fantasy is when Homey unmasks and we find Galina.

Anonymous said...

...and Trump using the name OGG.

Anonymous said...

I think Casey is a shining example of the 20/80 rule: fuck up royally in your 20's, regret it into your 80's.


"You call it laziness but I call it efficiency. You call it mortgage fraud, but I call it a sweet deal. You call it a dude with an In-n-Out burger in his mouth, but I call it a vegan. You call it an utter waste of space, but I call it Casey."
Casey will not be intimidated by you haters and your "words."

Lou Minatti said...

I think his greatest thrill is to see his name and picture in the newspaper. Since that initial burst of publicity a few months ago, it's been quiet on the media front. His story has been told, and no more reporters will ask to interview him.

Casey's name will not be in print again until we get to the final act of this play.

I said a few weeks ago that Casey has jumped the shark, and true to form he is just posting filler and staging photos and jumping on his trampoline. Nothing new, nothing accomplished, just new age (rhymes with sewage) feel-good affirmation junk. He's counting down the time until Judgement Day.

Anonymous said...

I've had a feeling for a while that the "DA" in Homey's name is there for a reason. Anyone else get this vibe?

Mad props Homey. Keep up the good work.

Go Heavy!

Anonymous said...

This one little sentence in Casey's latest message says it all

"The lessons I’m learning are priceless"

Translation

No dirty pennies will be paid back !

Anonymous said...

As an ongoing loather, I had a change of heart about Casey when the snow delayed his auction. I tend to trust the weather over human noise. Maybe he’s on to something we don’t understand…

Anonymous said...

I've not contributed much lately, but have been amazed, slack-jawed, dumbfounded, awestruck, and overall left speachless by the antics of Sir Serin of Dweeb.

Hats off to Homey DA (wink wink) and all the rest who've worked to uncover Amazing Stuff about aboe-named Dweeb. Very cool.

Finally... good to be a part of this covert community ... gathered to watch the oncoming trainwreck.

Methtinks it was SERIN-dipity that brought us all together.

Either that, or mass emetophilia. After Casey's latest post, I'm not sure which.

Anonymous said...

Casey's del.icio.us links weren't very interesting, but I did at least get to read MC Hammer blogging about his banana trees and Taco Bell, so that wasn't a total loss.

Here's my favorite though:
http://www.creditmillionairemarathon.com/
WTF is that shit? It's Casey's most recent REI link. If you want a really entertaining read, click the "click here now" link at the bottom. What kind of REItard buys into this kind of crap? For $1297, you can learn nuggets of wisdom such as this:

"The laws of attraction and focus ensure that when you take up a challenge like the Credit Millionaire Challenge you'll get dramatic effects in your life. Here's how it works...

The law of attraction states that whatever you think about most is attracted to you.

The law of focus states that when you are focused on what you want it appears."

By the way, that was a hypothetical question earlier. I'm fully aware of what REItard buys this shite.

R-Boy said...

We're going to take them down.

I didn't get a response from my internal communiques with the FBI office in Sacramento, so when I am back in the office on Tuesday, I'll be calling them from my office.

Surely, they'll answer a fellow DOJ bureaucrat.

Your Friendly Public Servant.

Anonymous said...

Is that you?

Anonymous said...

Since the first time I saw you, I felt it.

Anonymous said...

Hey ya'll and Homey DA

You are doing an amazing and excellent job. Homey, you and I are now 2 ships passing the night as you "cruise" through Colorado. We could practically reach out and touch each other. It's kind of spooky. I hope you are enjoying this as much as I am. I've been really busy with hearings this week plus my son broke his arm but I've been checking in when time permits.

Anonymous said...

I like putting knives in toasters for the awakening of an electrical shock – and I felt that with you. God, I want to "do yoga" with you.

Anonymous said...

P.S. Colorado sucks – especially pseudo-Sufi “loosers” who want their dick sucked just right and distribute photos.

Anonymous said...

Inspiration is Contagious
Thank you for steadfast support of the ACLU. Every day, I take heart that people like you all across the country are card-carrying ACLU members and today I’d very much like your help.
To meet the enormous challenges and opportunities we face in 2007, we are mounting an ambitious campaign to recruit 3,000 members over the next two weeks.
Because inspiration is contagious, what better way is there to recruit new members than to have loyal supporters -- like you -- express what it means to be an ACLU member? Millions of people share our love of the Bill of Rights and know in their hearts that safeguarding our fundamental freedoms is a never-ending job. I often wonder why so many of them are not card-carrying members of the ACLU.
So we’re turning to you to help us make the case. Please tell us, in your own words, why you are a card-carrying ACLU member.

Anonymous said...

If you dive into the del.icio.us account, it's quite interesting what he marked - and some HAVE to be Galina, like the spa links and massage links.

If you read it from beginning to end - and yes I did - you'll see it's someone who is interested in: Real estate, get rich quick scams, the wierder side of diet (a TON of junk science links), and personality profile type stuff, and mostly, web design and marketing a blog for profit.

Gee. Sound like someone we know?

For the bored, a partial running commentary. I feel greasy just from knowing where his eyeballs have been. He's been looking up forclosure links a long time, and he started out with legitimate RE organizations and the CA tax board and places about things he claims to have no knowledge of (including and most telling liar loans) and it slowly degrades into get rich quick sites, guru sites, and how to sell your house QUICK sites.

Maybe no real paydirt, but interesting...He spent a LOT of time learning how to create blogs with high traffic for $$$...which puts his intent for creating the blog under immense suspicion.

Here we go, only for the brave - for the fearless, read it all yourself. I read fast, so i got it over with quickly...

Lots of market research across the country, looks like Bubble Boy was looking for his next fraud. Lots of fraud links too. Lots of "how to profit on blogging", very interesting...two links for the poem "Casey At Bat", god knows hwat that was for...shudder...links for mortgage fraud lawyers...the usual "get out of debt" websites..."Tips from eHow users on How to Do a Short Sale - eHow.com", lol!.....This site in Sept...links to peopel making fun of him "FFC / 24 yo faggot $2.2 million in debt "investing" in RE blog".. search pages for HIS name...socialmeter..."Find Credit Cards - Find the best credit card for you", lots of foreclosure links, lots of blog development links...lots of Nouveau Riche links...lots more on how to market your blog...tons of guru crap..Enneagram Instutite, whatever that is, life coaching...how to market ebooks...One Red Paperclip and other websites that make money...tying a necktie...Contractors State License Board...Sites about RVs...lots of RE marketing and tripe....Locate and Bid on Bank-Owned REO and Pre Foreclosure Properties for FREE at Buy Bank Homes." there's irony...."Making money in a down market - Jan. 10, 2006" I guess he did'nt read that one...lots of wierd diet links...
Nevada Corporations - Incorporate In Nevada With NVinc - Promoting Nevada Incorporation" on Dec 12, 2005, He's been looking at this a while it seems...yeast infection, candida treatment" Oh my, G!...CashCall Dec 11th...Blogs Will Change Your Business" Dec 9, 2005..."Six Figure Blogging" on Dec 9th as well..."Diversity if power for specialized sites..."Writing For The Web"...11 Techniques to Increase Page Views on Your Blog: Blog Tips at ProBlogger"...THIS OE is very telling...http://www.allmarketersareliars.com/...Own Costa Rica - exotic real estate Costa Rica - bwahahahahahahahaha!...InnoVest's Foreclosure Forum" - Nov 27, 2005....foreclosure and credit repair...

Anonymous said...

@Sprezzatura

You are absolutely correct. Pareto-izing problems is a common technique to apply resources efficiently to your biggest problems. In addition to having studied Pareto and other statistical techniques in my own graduate level TQM classes, I have used them in the workplace for years.

Of course while Pareto analysis is a valid technique, Casey has warped the concept.

Pareto doesn't say that only 20% of the work you do has any meaning.

While it is true that some people are so unfocused that 20% (or less) of their work means anything, it is because they are screw-ups. Successful people spend a large percentage of their time doing meaningful work.

Leave it to Casey to try to use this as a way to procrastinate on the majority of the tasks that he has to do.

And don't even get me started on Rob Dawg thinking that Pareto describes a normal distribution...

Anonymous said...

Finally had time to check here tonight and who do I see? HOMEY! Thanks Homey, your efforts are appreciated.

Anonymous said...

Homey kicks serious ass. He's the bomb diggity.

Anonymous said...

@baby got debt

I disagree. His bookmarks are hilarious.

http://del.icio.us/sercasey/bible

Creation Science Evangelism: FAQ on Hugh Ross
to drhovind hughross creation bible christian ... on jan 04, 2006

http://del.icio.us/sercasey/altscience
Alex Chiu's Eternal Life Device

http://del.icio.us/sercasey/creative
About Save Karyn

http://del.icio.us/sercasey/abstinence
abstinence promotional products

(Yeah, I know, the abstinance link already got posted. It deserves a repeat.)

Anonymous said...

Regarding waves, I prefer floating, swimming and hoping the dolphins show up soon; never had the proper balance for surfing – and I highly doubt you do either.

Anonymous said...

However, if you'd like to swim to the other shore like Gattaca, that is so SWEET.
Love,
Gate gate parasamgate bodhi svaha.
Let's hope global warming, sonar and a a ton of other forms of BS doesn't hurt the dolphins. Last hope is dolphins for me.

Anonymous said...

http://www.blogtrafficschool.com/forums/search-engine-marketing/294-getcashoffer-com-vs-ablebuyer-com.html

Oldie but goodie.

Anonymous said...

Why does this wordpress site:
http://www.car-insurence-quote.com/wp/

archiving some of Casey's blog under the blog name "Real Estate Listings"?

Anonymous said...

I am overstating the obvious, but Casey's bullshit about "I am getting my first bankruptcy out of the way early" is just a variation on the Gambler's Fallacy.

Dumbass.

Anonymous said...

@ratlab

That "Real Estate Listings" blog seems to be one of those robot blogs that collects content from other blogs. Some sort of search engine optimization hooey, my guess. That it picked up some content from Casey is merely coincidental.

Anonymous said...

Thanks Anon 5:40.