It's a good thing the housing sector has been recovering so well these last six months. Be careful, the housing market is not the market of housing stocks. The stocks aresaying that six moths ago we'd be emerging about now. Just like the NAR has been predicting. Amazing how a downturn cannot be recognized until it is over but upturnssignal their arrival half a year into the future. IMO we'll revisit and more the lowsof last summer. How can we not?
Wednesday, February 28, 2007
Philly housing index
It's a good thing the housing sector has been recovering so well these last six months. Be careful, the housing market is not the market of housing stocks. The stocks aresaying that six moths ago we'd be emerging about now. Just like the NAR has been predicting. Amazing how a downturn cannot be recognized until it is over but upturnssignal their arrival half a year into the future. IMO we'll revisit and more the lowsof last summer. How can we not?
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First loosers! :)
Since the home builders are having such a hard time hiding the ugly truth, the stock prices are starting to reflect reality. The slide has been in motion for some of the builders since early Feb. The lows of July '06 are a good possibility.
CFC up this morning on a Sell upgrade? WTF? GINOURMOUS volume this morning as well. Something fishy I tell ya.
CFC up this morning on a Sell upgrade? WTF? GINOURMOUS volume this morning as well. Something fishy I tell ya.
echo, echo.........
Check out CS latest post. How much does all that crap in the picture cost?
And sunshine has to use extra virgin olive oil. Only the best.
Troll.
tony,
I just read it. IT talk all my willpower to not post. TOTAL troll bait. Here is his week thus far:
MONDAY
5:00 AM wakeup
5:16 go outside for a jog / prayer / focus
6:12 come home for shower
6:43 squeeze juice and drink, cleanup juicer
7:53 go to the office (upstairs), open and sort mail
8:45 leave for foreclosure auction
11:00 after auction, meet a business partner to discuss some deals, stop by starbucks for some green tea, do some errands, have a heavy conversation with my significant other about some personal conflicts/money, while taking care of business with the help of my cellphone / PDA with mobile internet access
4:00 PM come home to finish the heavy conversation
5:00 take a nap to recover energy and distress
6:30 do other stuff but I forget exactly what
TUESDAY
5:30 AM wakup, juice, cleanup juicer, cleanup a messy kitchen
7:00 quick shower, take roomate to work so I can borrow the car for the day since the Jetta has a spare on it and I don’t have the money to fix the tire yet. Not good to drive too long on a spare tire.
9:00 Start work, loose track of time and forget to log activity, very busy day
3:00 PM pickup mail from Roseville
7:00 meet with business partners
9:00 call bank and check balance via automated system, realize I don’t have money to fill-up gas in the borrowed car so I borrow some cash promising to pay back soon since I’m expecting a check in a couple of days
10:30 go to bed early
TODAY
4:45 AM wakup naturally before alarm rings
6:30 getup from bed, fire off some urgent emails to a partner on the east coast, go for a quick jog, juice, cleanup juicer, moderate comments, write this entry, take care of some more business communication, now it’s time for a hot/cold shower…
Heavy conversation with Galina? Oh yeah, she was yelling at him!
Many of the gurus who can't pack butts into the seats like before are turning to herbals and vitamins as another source of revenue. Robert Allen is supposedly selling vitamins now. Bronchick has turned to selling seminars on how to make money selling seminars and being a motivational speaker. Not just in RE, in anything. Give courses and lectures on card counting in a casino, for example, and pack the butts into the seats at $1500 a pop.
I think it is very possible our little snowflake will soon be selling vitamins and remedies, in line with his beliefs, as a source of revenue. He surely won't get a normal job until he's absolutely destitute and forced. Taking a job means giving up the dream, and he won't do that voluntarily.
Borrow Car, Borrow money to gas up borrowed car?? For fucks sake! What fucking dumbass loans Casey the time of day? Think Casey is insured? NOT! What a looser...
Since this will get deleted at IAFF, here was my comment:
Great job, Casey. You sleep, drink juice, occasionally jog, open mail, fight with G, nap, and meet with "business partners" all day. Much the same as in your old blog, minus the jello-making. (Note: Jello is not vegan, Casey.) If you actually took care of business, you would know what is going on with all of your properties and handle up on issues as soon as they arise. It should take you all of 2 minutes to sign and fax that short sale package. (We all know you're not going to bother to read it first.)
What do you discuss with your "partners"? Here are some of the things that you do not bring to the table for any business deal: credit, cash, property, assets (VW with a flat doesn't count), good reputation, proven track record, business skills, drive, reliability. Here is the only thing I can see that you DO actually bring: a blog with 6500 daily visits. Oh, and also intense scrutiny from public and private interests. You are a HUGE liability to any business venture. You have one asset, this blog, which you are neglecting to the point of extinction. You write a completely worthless post, then put the actually interesting info in the comments? Come on Casey, Mr. Web Savvy, the haters are here to hate on you, the cheerleaders are here to cheer you on. NO ONE cares about juicing info.
And how about some props to us haters that suggested changing the anti-spam words?
Why in the world would he need a nap to recover energy at 5pm, when all he did was shower, go & stand & watch an auction, go to starbucks, run errands, & talk with your wife?!?!? Good lordy, would someone, SOMEONE, please put him out of our misery...
Full-page ad in today's Fresno Bee for RA
I remember reading that RA or one of his ilk were denied permission to hold seminars in Australia.
Cheers Dave
I hate to say this, but Snowflake might just have a future selling vitamins and nutrient supplements. This topic is approaching the area where I do science, and I have great disdain for most of those pushing these items, particularly the ones on television. It's one thing to come up with a drug (natural or otherwise) and prove that it has effects; the guys who push crap on infomercials simply have to say that their product is natural and it may help. They don't actually have to have something that works. All they need to do is to sell it. And when I listen in to the bullshit they toss around, steam comes out my ears.
Casey's qualifications? Well, he's good at believing in crap like this. And he gets me mad. So he's two for two so far.
NR
I thought he had a $2-3k title loan on the Jetta? When did he pay that off, and with what money?
He posted another comment to his post:
Update on other stuff:
Muncy: submitted a short sale offer and waiting for the bank to get back to us
Burdett: agent found a buyer but then buyer changed their mind, but we have another buyer that just submitted a short sale offer, I need to sign and fax it back today
NM: submitted a short sale offer and waiting for the bank to get back to us
Utah: that check issue is still unresolved. I must admit I have been kind of ignoring this problem and I’m not sure if they are even going to want to deal with me since it has been so long. It’s not going into foreclosure because the payments are being made but the late fees are stacking up. I need to address this soon. Perhaps I can talk to the buyers when I visit this weekend.
Apparently he is going to Utah this weekend...? If I were Yulia I would be pretty resentful at him living in my house, borrowing my car, and borrowing money to put gas in my car, and then planning trips to Utah...
@aaron
"I just read it. IT talk all my willpower to not post. TOTAL troll bait."
My sentiments exactly, Casey is now officially the biggest tool on the planet.
The above post by aaron quoting KC's latest reply was, I thought, good parody. Then I looked at IAFF. Cheezus, it's real!
@ Find Fast Wealth
Same thing here in DC today, RA is coming for 4 seminars on how to buy no money down.
I'm tempted to show up and protest.
The worst part is that's really what he does all day, it's pretty much a blow by blow repeat of his old personal blog.
posted by Nigel on IAFF (my comments in bold)
Casey,
You know what relieves the pressure of foreclosure and collection calls better than juice? That’s right, a job and money. Get cracking! oooohh scary, crack that whip Nigel, you don't get it, Casey does not listen to anyone, even you
"I need to address this soon. Perhaps I can talk to the buyers when I visit this weekend." Another trip taken with other people's money huh KC?
Are you coming to Utah this weekend? Let me know and we can meet up. This is Nigel's way of saying "Please Casey, meet me for gay sex, please, haven't I shown you how much I love you"
Nigel
Why won't he deal with the Utah payment? He must have taken it, there really isn't an explanation as to why after 70 days he won't make an effort to track it down. If you know that there is nothing to track down, you probably wouldn't spend your time tracking it down.
Why does he think that it won't lead to foreclosure, they are behind on a paymnet by 70 days.
Casey makes me sick.
FWIW, the title loan on VDubs is hater speculation -- it was never confirmed (nor denied) by Casey.
I'm with Integrity Spending. Casey spent that payment, even though he "intended to try" to pay it back later with the Duane money, google money, or whatever other revenue stream he imagined would materialize. Now he's dragging his feet because he's hoping it will just go away, like the Larchmont debt did (in his mind).
Interesting that the fight with Galina occurred after the foreclosure auction.
Casey's last asset is his blog, which he seems to think is going to lead him to the big sweet deal that will get him out of the mess he's in.
He may have told Galina that the auction would demonstrate the importance of his blog - that the media would be there, that his fans would be there - in other words, that he can generate enough publicity to get someone to bail him out.
And what did he get - a guy wearing a pullover cap auctioning Casey's house from the top of a garbage can. No wonder she's pissed.
yeah, but this hater is giving credit to casey for his wise investment in that roadside assistence.
and what was up with the auctioneer? With that hat, standing in front of the garbage can, he looked like a homeless dude.
@ King F
"and what was up with the auctioneer? With that hat, standing in front of the garbage can, he looked like a homeless dude."
Uh, it's California.
Boy, Casey's latest post really stirred me up. I am primed for violence. I hope nobody pisses me off... I'm likely to sucker-punch someone.
He says he's going to take care of his parents for the rest of their lives!
@ lawnmower man:
Thanks for the heads-up. It's hard to keep fact and speculation apart!
I have to say it -- Yulia and/or Galina needs to put Casey's balls in that juicer and press "power on". :-p
>>he's going to take care of his parents for the rest of their lives<<
He means "take care of" their money, as in leech it all away as he lives in their basement.
From IAFF:
>>I get free produce from my parents when I visit them every week. They go to the Denio’s farmer’s market in Roseville and buy lots of produce direct from the farmers at a discount.
I (try to) reimburse them for their cost. My mom is happy to help me out and will not let me leave without grabbing a bag of produce and any other food she can give me. <<
Is there no end to his self-revealed humiliation? What kind of a person would trumpet to the world that his parents are forced to feed him? I don't understand!
When Casey says he's going to "take care" of his parents, he means it strictly metaphorically -- picture him pounding one fist into his open palm while saying it. "I'm gonna 'take care' of them alright... bwahaha".
He needs access to his inheritance now, damnit! :-)
So he's gonna make his parents live in VDubs that's out of gas and has four flat tires! Man, if I was his dad I would do bodily harm. Casey has gone off the deep end gang. He has his head so far up his ass he choked himself. This is really getting to be sad. Those people in Utah are screwed.
Casey, get a real job and start living in reality. You're really starting to piss me off.
@ Stephanie J:
Me too, especially his daily schedule. I keep picturing him as a self-conscious, defensive version of The Dude.
Your revolution is over, Mr. Serin. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, Serin? The bums will always lose!
I think Casey is in fact losing it - between the Dadaesque title of the post "Get Foreclosure Help by Drinking Fresh Juice" (huh?), talking about becoming financially independent soon and taking care of his parents, etc.
I think yesterday's squalid little auction has caused him to retreat entirely into fantasy - it seems that Galina isn't going to get strung along anymore, and the magic savior with the big bag o' money doesn't seem like he is going to show up anytime soon.
We'll see if IAFF is still around this time next week - I would suggest not adding to the periodic postings here and on IAFF suggesting that Casey off himself - given Casey's current mental state, you might end up regretting it.
Posted on IAFF:
Anti-spam word: winwin
Hey KC!
You know those UT buyers are going to go after you when that house forecloses out from under them, don't you? It's one thing to screw over a big bank (not that there's anything OK with that), but you screw over an individual or a family and you are in a whole different ballpark. If I were you, I'd HOPE they use the legal system instead of taking matters into their own hands. Ugh, I'm definitely a "hater" but I'm worried about you kiddo.
"They have been paying for the first quarter of my life, I think they deserve for me to pay for the rest of theirs."
Ummm. 24 x 4 = 96 years old.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say you aren't going to make it to 96. Although you'll need to in order to get out of debt.
@Anon 12:24
No, he won't make it to 96--especially if he keep trolling and baiting. He's lucky if he makes it into next week.
Cased!
Admittedly, I am constantly waffling on Casey’s delusions. Currently I suspect he’s a severely bipolar, un-medicated, self-destructive kid who fancies himself an avant-garde performance artist of sorts. Given his potentially fragile mental state, I agree that suicidal suggestions aren’t awesome.
But Stephanie having her way with him is another story ;).
I love the cognitive disconnect in his activity log. On the one hand: the high-roller talk of meetings with business partners. On the other hand: DUDE, YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE GAS MONEY.
If I'm reading between the lines correctly, his Tuesday "business meeting" actually closed with Casey hitting up his "partners" for $20. "Just for a couple of days. I can pay you back soon. I'm expecting a check in the mail."
He's only a few steps away from open panhandling. Good thing Mumsy's still available to provide handouts.
I wonder if these girls are Casey fans...
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2007/02/28/national/a091517S27.DTL&feed=rss.news
"They have been paying for the first quarter of my life, I think they deserve for me to pay for the rest of theirs."
Oh, you'll be paying all right. But not to them or for them. Your ass is owned by banks/Cashcall/IRS/Bubba. The forms of currency accepted by each may differ, however.
NR
akubi,
That could be the east coast investor casey was talking about...LOL.
its all fun and games til someone gets hurt. robbing a bank while laughing about it.
I read on IAFF that the people that are in the UT house have put $70k of improvements into the place so far.
Why would CS need to go to UT? He has a missing payment and late charges to deal with. This would require making some telephone calls, I'd think. Unless the wrap is coming unwrapped. Or??
I always figured that Snowflake's code word for conjugal relations with Galina was "nap" - at least if they napped at the same time. In the same vein as "discussion" is obviously "fight".
Stress and depression IMHO can be reason for the increase in "napping" - it's a form of escapism - however GalWhore is clearly requiring more and more buttering up to put out.
PMSPMS
Good heavens, SerCasey is baiting the 'hater-hook' with some tasty morsels today. First the juicer, then his daily schedule, and finally the piece de resistance... the I want to take care of my parents post.
This is yet another self-justification mechanism for the a$$mite not to work. Because how could he afford to help his parents making a measly 'loooser' salary working in a cubicle? Just like he can't work to pay off his debt because he owes too much. The parasite can't afford to even put gas in a borrowed car, but he's going to take care of his parent's future. Puhhhleeeeeeze!
He has to continually keep coming up with reasons to prolong his lifestyle. Both to himself and those around him. He's engrossed with the fantasy of himself as some sort of savior with magical abilities. When in reality he's just a low level criminal that doesn't know his limitations. The worst thing for a fraud.
He's a distateful individual, with a blog that documents his repugnant characteristics as his crowning achievement. What a loathsome existence. Making it even more loathsome though, is knowing Casey will never change and his life will be exponentially worse 10yrs from now.
Utah is the "vitamin", "herbal supplement", "MLM" capital of the United States. I think Casey is going for one of the above reasons. That is what business partners and business meeting means to people like Casey ( MLM, get rich quick scheme)
Posted this on iaff, thought I'd share here too. I was a bit 'premature' as I posted it onto yesterdays troll. Oh well, enjoy:
Casey:
“Can’t talk now, I’m too busy massaging this deal until it gets ready to be juiced. I like to massage a deal for awhile, you know, to really get the feel of it and I like it when I get positive feedback from my customers and fans. Oh, OH, OHHH… it sounds like we have a winner! It’s win-Win-WIN time. Oh crud, now I need to wash my hands of the whole thing. I don’t do payment plans. You should know that….”
@ At Least I Tryde:
Enough of that. I don't think anyone here wants the mental image of the Boy Blunder juicing his little carrot.
You people makes me sick! I'll have ya know, to your chagrins, that Casey be PACKIN LODGE. It's like a baby arm graspin a Snapple®. Them sweet afternoon naps makes the world melt away, as my canal swells near to burstin with sweet little insolvent Casey's love muscle. Carnally, he be heap-um good, begorrah. It's why I's still here! Oh, ya'll beeyotches and bastards has reason to be hatin. Always be gettin up in a playa's game. Ya'll be miscreants! Scalliwags! Ragamuffins! I scorn youse.
Galina, my lettle babushka, do not waste your wares on the likes of that delicate flower. There are great trees in the forest and the dandelion is but bragging.
@Galina
::gag::
Galina seems to have a lot more street cred than I imagined.
Comment #18 on the latest IAFF post is brilliant.
@Cased!
"He may have told Galina that the auction would demonstrate the importance of his blog - that the media would be there, that his fans would be there - in other words, that he can generate enough publicity to get someone to bail him out."
I think that is exactly what he told her. He said, "Come to the auction babe, you will see. My fans will show up in force and I would not be surprised if there's a camera crew there from the local news. I am getting famous off of this and we are gonna cash in big time any day now."
He is a moron, doubtful he will go to jail since he's just a small potato, but he isn't going to make a dime off of this debacle. That much is obvious. His story isn't worth a fart in the wind.
I dont think Ive ever seen this mentioned on this forum and its an important issue. PRIDE industries,his one time place of employment, is a non profit org specifically set up to place mentally challenged people into productive endeavors. You do the math. Would you beat up a retard for being stupid? Shame on you. However, I dont think equal opportunity lender means greenlighting 8 houses for any tard that wants them. In my not so humble opinion, the real criminals are the people that signed off on all these deals. Theyre the ones you should be digging up dirt on.
(This is my first post here as a Casey refugee. The juicing post drove me to it. Dow takes a 400 point dive, and the best he can do is juicing. Unbelievable.)
He's getting creative with his moderation. I commented on today's post earlier today - didn't even say bad things about his wife or anything, nothing abusive whatsoever - just commenting on how his banner graphic still says "Getting Saved". I mean, seriously: the graphic is still relevant (life preserver, but no one clinging to it), but "Getting Saved"? Isn't it time that was changed to reflect the current situation?
I vote for "Blowing Bubbles". Come to think of it, "Bubbles" isn't a bad nickname for him. Bloop bloop bloop.
Of course, he moderated it out. My guess is, another month or so and he'll be moderating out all but the cheerleaders.. all two or three of them.
@Honestly: this this one?
@lawnmower: Yeah, that's the one. :)
For some reason I thought I left that comment under Big Juice.
Seriously is there a guru/quack that KC does not follow? First RK and now we get to hear him regurgitate crap from Mercola (the biggest alarmist health quack on the internets).
Here's to hoping that his new "business partners" are a bunch of MLM scammers (say Quixtar) so we can all have a good laugh.
Why the FooK did I just waste all my time reading that. What a simpleton. "When I become financially independent SOON"???????
Has he got a Reganbooks tell all on the burner?
His story is about as timely as all of those flipping for Dummies books that just came out. Flipping for dummies indeed.
@ Honestly Wondering
Stick around anyway. It's more fun here.
Seriously, WTF.
How could he swing a trip to Utah when he can't afford to put gas into a borrowed car, is getting fed by his parents, and can't afford to fix the flat on the vDub?
If I were Julia or anyone else who's home Li'l Turnip Head has access to, I'd be watching my valuables very closely, like stereos, ipods, cameras, loose change, checkbooks, furniture, bathroom fictures, microwaves - all of them are worth SWEET CASH at pawn shops, and you know he'd find a way to rationalize it if caught.
I see living with him as like living with a coke head - eventually your stuff will start disapearing.
As for teh Utah trip...why the weekend? It's not like he has anything else to do during the week. I agree, I think that payement went right into Jamba Juice and Galina's wardrobe, and he conned a flight somehow to go and "finesse" the situation. There is no other reason to go, the entire situation could be resolved over the phone.
I wish i knew someone in the area, an interview with the people who were stupid enough to trust L'il Turnip Head would be quite informative for this blog.
Lastly, I think his "east coast partners" and the "work" he does is hanging out online talking scams and poring over scammer sites. The interest he's passively aggressively showing about foreclosures and the "let me help you with foreclosure" makes me wonder if L'il Turnip Head is either looking into the foreclosure scam markets, or is going to try a "sweet contacts for foreclosure" blog, now that he's wrung every last cent from this one.
The timing would actually be pretty good for a site like that - if he actually had anything to offer.
Snowflake gonna go to Utah...I love it. Can't buy groceries and can't fix his tire but can go to Utah...It's awesome. There is no way you can make that up. That is pure Genius. Casey is a Genius. Ohhh and by the way Rob Dawg. Was that you who sent him that one way plane ticket to Utah with the fishy treats fund? That would be an awesome use for the money if you promised him another plane ticket for his ride back home once he gets there. But instead we just strand the little snowflake out in Utah...If you did do that, then I owe you some more money. That gag is worth a hell of a lot more than what I originally put in.
@Anonymous,
There is no better description for Casey and Galina than that of an addicted cokehead. He's addicted to money, or the concept of it. The both of them are addicted to material things. They're posterchildren for why this country is being screwed by Wal-Mart and their ultracheap made in China shiny things. So like I said, it really is no different.
If it isn't nailed down, he'll consider taking it to supply his or his wife's never ending need for goods they can not (and do not deserve to) afford.
His get rich quick mentality is like a junkie's get high quick mentality. There is literally no difference.
From the IAFF comments section
CASEY SERIN:
"The Truth: I’m still trying to get my weight-lifting routine back into swing. I used to weight 165 lb before I got married when I was actively lifting. After marriage I kinda let that discipline slide a little bit. Now I’m down to 150 lb. Fifteen pounds of muscle loss makes a big difference since I’m only 5′8. People that haven’t seen me in a while say “Man, Casey, you used to be big, how did you get so skinny?”. So add “weight lifting” to my “to try” list.
Used to be big. So he's short and skinny. I'm sure G is sooooooo attracted to his bony ass. At least when I got married I had some meat on my bones to cover the little bit of muscle loss - women tend to not mind that so much - they think it's cute to a point.
Casey: I used to weight 165 lb before I got married when I was actively lifting.
Peter Pan Syndrome. At the ripe old age of 24 he's already pining for his glory days as a ripped stud.
Worst Case of Clue Deficit Disorder (CDD) in the history of the internet.
If the Utah buyer had $70,000 to pour into making improvements to the property, why wouldn't they invest a little of that into time and effort into fixing their credit so they could get it financed in their own name? Something shady going on there.
Fifteen pounds of muscle loss? Bullshit. Five pounds of muscle, maybe. The rest would be water loss from when he stopped taking creatine. If anything, thanks to juicing, he should be gaining weight from all the sugars he's taking in, and fiber that's being left out.
And WTF is with the juicing?!?!?! It's just like buying a house for this twit. "Why eat an apple and a banana with a peanut butter sammich every day for less than two dollars when I can put seven dollars worth of produce in the juicer and get half the benefit HARGARLARGALARG!!!!"
Man I'm pissed. I WISH I could lose fifteen pounds by not working out. Eat a sandwich, twerp.
-jbjbj
yawn
Can casey be any more annoying and troll baiting? The hot/cold shower thing, phshaw..who gives a shit, troll, the juicer thing, troll, the weightlifting thing and how he used to be so big, troll, the taking care of his parents, troll, the meetings with business partners, troll, the Utah mess he has been ignoring, troll.
Casey is one big piece of uzbekistan shit, frankly, the only other explanation I can see for his optimism and Galina's staying by him, is his crooked parents must have done a lot of mortgage fraud in their own day and are independantly wealthy. I see a Menendez brother like future scenario. I wouldn't put it past this lazy greedy son of a bitch to off his parents instead of waiting for his inheritance. Casey's parents had better make it clear that they have changed their will and he is not a beneficiary if they want to continue breathing.
Now I'm annoyed, so I'm going to rant some more.
Segfault, Esq. said:
If the Utah buyer had $70,000 to pour into making improvements to the property, why wouldn't they invest a little of that into time and effort into fixing their credit so they could get it financed in their own name? Something shady going on there.
No kidding there is something shady is going on there. I don't believe Cap'n Floppin' Mop's story for one minute. Loose one of my payments, and you've got three days before I get pissed. Five days before you get what my attorney likes to call the "fu*k you" letter. Three months? I'll pay the $5k to my attorney to beat you up in court over the missing $1500 dollar payment, youbetcha. Worth every penny.
-end rant-
-jbjbj
CASEY SERIN:
"The Truth: I’m still trying to get my weight-lifting routine back into swing. I used to weight 165 lb before I got married when I was actively lifting. After marriage I kinda let that discipline slide a little bit. Now I’m down to 150 lb. Fifteen pounds of muscle loss makes a big difference since I’m only 5′8. People that haven’t seen me in a while say “Man, Casey, you used to be big, how did you get so skinny?”. So add “weight lifting” to my “to try” list.
I don't get it, the guy is definitely more FULL OF SHIT than ever so why does he weigh less? The only thing I can think of is that his empty little head is full of helium so it counterbalances his crap. Either that or because he is so delusional and living in another world entirely, his earthly weight is actually split between two dimensions.
Oh by the way Nigel, what the hell is with that
"Get a job get cracking and oh by the way since you are coming to Utah mind if I get some free publicity? there's a blowjob in it for ya and I know Galina is holding out"
I said it before and I'll say it again, there is no dick out there that Nigel wouldn't suck if he thought he stood to gain from it.
@Steph and the other fellow haters
I am putting on the black suit now, will be going under the radar, see you guys in California.
Rob, get those chains ready, Jade get a butt plug, we'll use it to pacify Nigel when we pull him out of Casey's ass, T, get the gucci handbag to keep Galina quiet, Pizza pizza, get something shiny and bright to distract Brian Seal wannabe in case he shows up, either that or give him some mail order diploma, oh and Ogg do you have a juicer recipe for testicles...remember, we won't have much testicle after we've all had our fill of kicking him in the nads.
Where has Homey been hiding lately?
I waste as much time following Casey's blog as Casey himself wastes during an average day. Cool! :-)
What a fantastic helping of hate this evening! I'm sure that Casey is feeling that this afternoon's little troll session was quite a success, particularly that but about supporting his parents and how he mooches food off them. How is there a FIVE HOUR GAP labeled "business meetings"?
Casey, here's how it works in the real world:
When you report to your bosses (and make no mistake, we are your bosses - the traffic on your blog - without it you are nothing) When you report to your boss that you were in "business meetings" for five hours without elaborating, he's gonna think you diddled around on your laptop and futzed around in Starbucks. And then you'd be fired.
@Legion
There isn't much testicle there to begin with.
Pride Industries...
Not all the people they hire are placed. Someone needs to do their back-office stuff. You can bet that they try to hire pretty good people for that. CS was probably doing their web programming or some other software maintenance stuff.
Notice that they TRY to hire good people. Clearly, ometimes thay fail.
I tried sneaking in the word "G*****" by putting umlauts over the "A"'s... heh. Now we wait. :)
Hey, I still want my passenger seat in Stephanie's dirty jeep.
For Rob's sake: "Shotgun!"
@ jbjbj
"Why eat an apple and a banana with a peanut butter sammich every day for less than two dollars when I can put seven dollars worth of produce in the juicer and get half the benefit HARGARLARGALARG!!!!"
I'm just curious, what is HARGARLARGALARG!!!! a sound effect for? I'm guessing it's either:
a. the sound of a juicer running
b. Casey speaking Klingon
c. the sound of Galina chopping Casey up with a chainsaw
Anyway, it made me laugh regardless.
@ Legion
Ha, I'll bring a mirror and a football to keep Brian S. Nick occupied. How much do you want to bet that he refers to himself in the third person?
Brian S. Nick at Denny's:
"Excuse me, waitress, Brian S. Nick will have the grand slam breakfast. What? Oh, Brian S. Nick likes his eggs over-easy. And could you tell the cook that Brian S. Nick of young-manager.com sends his regards? Casey, Brian S. Nick needs to go to the water closet."
In the bathroom, he stares into the mirror.
"Brian S. Nick, you are one magnificent looking bastard. Brian S. Nick is pleased with the sexiness of this sweet maroon shirt. Watch out world, Brian S. Nick has read The Red Badge of Courage and he means business."
Essentially, Casey has the typical appearance and behavior patterns of an unmedicated bipolar going manic. Believe me, I've dealt with them. He needs help (i.e., face unsupported reality) and Gasolina and his parents, etc. aren't doing that.
@Rob Dawg
I was wondering if you had done a thread on Casey words and phrases? People could give input as to their true meaning so as to help newbies and those of us not up to speed on CaseySpeak. Perhaps you could keep a glossary where they could all be defined and update it every once and awhile. For instance, things such as...
win-win
massage a deal
business meeting
sweet deal
taking a nap
juicing
failing forward
Or even a Casey Dictionary so ordinary words could be explained as Casey defines them. Such as,
friend - Someone you borrow money from
relative - Someone you borrow money from
business partner - Someone you steal money from
loan - Something you never repay
loan application - A document you lie about yourself on
lose - loooose
loose - lose
Doc Martens - What Casey fears
flipper factory - Where Doc Martens will end up
You know, stuff like that. Oh well, it was just a thought :-)
Stephanie,
I'm still waiting for the next episode of The Young and the Useless...
007-
Check out IANFF. He made a Caseyspeak dictionary. It's one of his first posts.
It's here.
@freudian flip
Damn! I didn't even know. I'm bustin' a gut laughin' at that stuff. Thanks for pointing me in the right direction. I don't get much of a chance to check things out here because I'm a loooooser that works ;-)
Someone should add that dictionary to his Wikipedia entry.
In the East, the Far East, when a person is sentenced to death, they're sent to a place where they can't escape, never knowing when an executioner may step up behind them, and fire a bullet into the back of their head.
@Akubi-oobie
I'll work on it tomorrow when I'm at work-I don't like to do it on my *own* time. ::snicker::
Thanks, Steph. I sort of imagine Gasolina has the doppelganger in Lost Highway. Perhaps that could be worked into the plot...
P.S. I occasionally wear army boots, but they aren't Docs.
Old style army boots or these new girly ones with the nylon netting?
I bet the "east coast business partners" is really that wvbuysell.com nerd that was constantly bugging Casey a while back. I also bet that Casey thinks West Virginia is on the East Coast.
Casey thinks Canadians come from Canadia.
Steph,
Regular old boots that are tame enough to work at the office.
For some reason the boot comments reminds me of an old friend/roommate (from long ago) who said that I looked like a “pointy shoed art fag.” I like art, but I don’t perceive myself as a “fag.” Somehow we bonded over the Violent Femmes, Jagermeister(sp?) and other interesting substances. Still wonder what happened to her though…
@Legion
I had the pleasure of voluntarily being in the same enclosed area as one of the Menendez brothers once. I actually pissed him off and met his mom. Ahh, the good ol' days!
Probably 'cause of the Galina Candida reference point.
Fox News sucks big time.
Freud @ 7:17-
HARGALARGALRGALRG!! is the sound of Sweet Success(tm). You couldn't tell?
Actually, I imagined it as the crescendo of a carrot juice mustache. But you can imagine it however you'd like, it's my little gift to you.
-jbjbj, refreshingly
I think Casey's been so good, that he warrants a drive-by delivery of vegetables; it would work out beautifully for him because as they splatter all over his siding, he can scoop the dribbles up and voila--no need to buy a juicer.
Brian’s maroon shirt disturbs me immensely.
Why can’t KC just eat his veggies as-is? What’s up with the juicing sheet? Carrots are much better for your teeth and digestive system when consumed as they grow.
Steph-
That is a FANTASTIC idea. I recommend the following tasty treats:
horseradish
okra
rhubarb
brussels sprouts
-jbjbj, deliciously
What's the fun if you can't bite it?
Please don't waste good vegetables unless they are in the garbage can.
@freudian flip,
new moniker eh...that reminds me of the Grey's Anatomy episode where that loser had fake pec implants and was talking in a third person like you described, and hell yeah it sounds like something Brian would do.
The goober probably even says
"Brian is about to come now" before he unloads on his wife..yeesh, then
"Brian is happy he lasted almost a minute this time"
@ratlab
man that must have been creepy, but I guess it was before they did anything right?
and yeah what those infomercials don't tell you is how much produce you have to buy to make their damn juice. Lesseee, I bought 20 apples and juiced em to make 1 cup, and it cost me 8.99, or I coulda just bought a can for 39 cents. Yeah but it's natural babeeee!!!!! It's organic!!!
Damn that facing foreclosure dictionary is hilarious!
thanks for the link, I'm gonna print it and hang it up.
I'd do the same with Casey but replace print and hang with kick and string.
Sorry, I'm a Californian, but if one only buys locally grown organic produce, it does make an environmental difference even if it costs more (generally isn't the case if one follows the seasons though).
Butt plugs are so last century.
Damn I feel so much better after http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/archives/2007/02/022807.html
I don't understand this Utah situation. I believe that Casey is pretty much capable of doing anything illegal or immoral. However, if I had sent a payment that never reached the destination, I would have already used my bank to track down who cashed the payment or to see if it was lost. If you believe Casey, the person out in UT has still not done this. There is something that is being left out and not divulged to his readers concerning this story.
Glory days of 165lbs. I lol. That's tiny, any way you cut it. He's so pathetic and deluded on every level.
New thread; Utah specualtion.
It is quite easy to get get rid of shit one doesn't want on Craig's List. However, certain objects require certain forms of elimination. Anyone want my looser boyfriend sleeping on couch?
Rhubarb sucks big time. Have you ever been on a very long flight with Rhubarb pie? Horrible.
@ Intergrity Spending LLC: I think you might be right. I doubt that KC is going to use his value-less time or borrow valuable money for something so pointless as fixing any of his creditors' problems.
Instead, Casey seems to be doing his level best to hide from creditors, not face them.
Given Snowflake's track record of borrowing money to pay for "business trips" for get-rick-quick seminars, that may be what is bringing him to Utah.
A win-win. Just not for Casey or anyone he owes money to.
I don't think Casey's latest "juice my way to solvency!" post is delusional, just troll-baiting. He's using words and phrases that he knows will get a rise out of his audience.
Just like Casey resisted learning to spell the word "loser" for months, cause "looser" could be counted on to provoke reponses from the hater-set.
If Foolio is doing anything delusional, it's his evident belief that attracting gawkers to his blog will get his ass out of the mess that he is in.
On the one hand, troll-baiting is distracting him from addressing the issues. On the other hand, I don't think anything short of winning the lottery will rescue his bitch ass now.
n.b. cowboy boots.
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