Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Uzbecki Rectum for sale on the Net

$2,200,000. Why so high? Well, this particular component comes from someone who is documented as never having given a sh!t. -UNUSED-

43 comments:

Anonymous said...

Do you think if I offered him $2,250,00 I could get $50K back at closing?

Ooops, organs just like Casey's properties depreciate with age. I'll pass (pun intended)

Anonymous said...

Rectum? The market KILLED him!

WHAYOH!

Tip the veal, try the waitress.

Anonymous said...

And more...


Shopping at Target

Bad news. My wife and I had a big fight about the juicer I bought with the $100 I found. I’m still going to try and find who lost it because it wouldn’t be right to just keep it.

But after waiting in line for 45 minutes at Target, I found they only give STORE CREDIT. I’m supposed to be discussing things with my wife BEFORE I do things, so I called her up. Unfortunately, my cell phone battery died (I think I have to buy a new one), so I didn’t know what to do.

Turns out Target has lots of stuff I can use.

SO here’s what I got:

- Air pump to keep the blue ball in my office at the right pressure.
- Paper clips (Using old paperclips would save $$$, but too many different sizes to sort through)
- Paperclip holders (3 for small, medium, and large)
- File folders (to keep track of expenses)
- New shirt (I look the same in too many of my interview photos)
- Floor mats (carpet is wearing on the VW and I need to keep resale value up)

I was $9 short, but only had $4. So a guy behgind me in line gave me $5. I got his address and told him I’d mail it to him. (I’ll have to add it to my spreadhseet)

Anonymous said...

I may have to seek bankruptcy protection or go under the radar somehow.

"Under the radar"?

http://www.ateamshrine.co.uk/face.php

LOL said...

"Too bad I can’t afford to fly out tomorrow and visit the auction. Would be very educational I think. "


what a retard, I am friggin speechless

LOL said...

Casey is certainly going to need his rectum when the "uncles" come end of April looking for their 27K plus interest.

The credit card and mortgage judgment debt will take months/years to catch Casey.

But "promissory notes"? can't run from those for long.

Anonymous said...

Over there they're wondering if the lenders will try to collect a deficiency judgement. They may not, but they're almost certain to get an enforecement order and sell the thing -- even if just at fire sale prices.

I'm thinking it would actually be fun to buy some of Casey's debt, maybe one of the credit card bills. With his junkier-than-junk rating, I'll bet I could pick up a $10,000 note with a 10-year enforcement order for about $300.

Or maybe Homey should do it. He could have some real fun keeping Casey "focused."

(Unless he BKs, but might still be fun)

Rob Dawg said...

I've posted in the past that it would save photocopy and noticing costs by being on the record as a creditor. Still I don't want anything to do with the trainwreck that is Casey. It has to be sobering for him to read this blog and realize we hold his future in our hands and we are not amused.

Anonymous said...

actually, the 10 yrs may be renewable. making it truely a sweeet deal...

If I bought some Casey debt, I'd hire Da Clown Collections for whatever he collects above what I paid for the debt.

Anonymous said...

How much is $2.2 mil in cigarettes? gonna start saving now...

Anonymous said...

I Feel like an emaciated person that's just been led to an all-you-can-eat buffet. Hater fodder AT LAST! I wasn't sure I'd make it through this dry spell.

I feel like a vulture, hunched over the twitching carcass that is Casey's future, waiting for it to finally bite the big one. Mmm mmm mmm...

It's gonna be DELICIOUS

Squawk squak, ::ruffle ruffle::

Anonymous said...

Oops, that ^ was me... SJ

Anonymous said...

Why do they always have auctions "on the courthouse steps?"

It's not like they don't know they know they're going to have auctions.

Every courthouse has a room where jurors wait to be called. Couldn't they just have a room for auctions?

Ogg the Caveman said...

Stephanie J @ 6:04:

It's ok, the ::ruffle ruffle:: gave you away anyway.

Anonymous said...

I am NOT making this up.

In spite of school being closed today and tomorrow, I got out the Valentines' cards for my little girls to sign.

Strawberry Shortcake was the choice du jour. There are three different sayings.

"You're Berry Special"
"Life is Sweet"
"It's All Good!"

Where have I heard this before . . .

Anonymous said...

I hope that someone is saving the older editions of his blog, where he says he will pay the dirty pennies back, because he will edit them.

Bet he bitches about not getting to keep the 10K deposit (assuming it is in escrow somewhere).

Anonymous said...

Are his spreedsheets still available on his site?

Just curious.

I mean wasn't that a clue to our hero Casey?

The credit card debt alone would be enough to say the end has occured.

What does this idiot have left to pay any bills with?

A JOB must be a foriegn word for this guy. I can see it now Casey working at a Jamba juice. It is the only win/win situation he will have left and it would truely be a SWEEET deal!

Anonymous said...

I'll consider it but Nigel has to evacuate the premises first.


C'mon everyone you knew I'd say it!

Anonymous said...

Considering the likelihood that Casey is going to end up in prison, that colon may not remain "unused" for long.

Rob Dawg said...

Jeez, took you guys until the 18-19 posts to come up with the punchlines?

Anonymous said...

I knida like the idea of buying some of Caseys debt.

Maybe some of us should pool some money and buy into enough of a position on one of the mortgages, to be able to press charges, for the fraud.

At the very least we would have a voice in front of a BK Judge to call fraud, if it ever got to the point where he declared BK.

Anonymous said...

I'm in if I get to watch Stephanie J pull his hair out and slap him senseless in court.

Anonymous said...

Blintz brain is cracking me up tonight.

"I’m not going to stand any more “OH NO!!! THE FBI IS COMING!!!” type of comments. If you have something constructive to say, say it. Otherwise, go back to your hater club and spread your poison there."

Consider this site FIRMLY under his skin. Bravo, everyone, pats on the back all around.

The FBI comments are rattling his cage HARD, along with the rest.

The ball bearings are out, and there are mutterings of "Strawberries". (Feel free to use the Queeg image soon, Richard)

Anger stage: reached. It's time to press the attack.

I know, i was gonna keep boycotting, but it's getting GOOD. He doesn't know wether to shit or wind his watch, he's letting through hater comments but then snarls about them.

The mask is coming off. Yes, I'm abusing metaphors like mad. Hey, it's fun.

Gee, L'il Casey, you think the sheriffs from Sacramento and the FBI field agents give one good god damn that you don't think it's "constructive"? Do you REALLY think you're going to walk away from this?

Bitch, get over yourself.

We need to reserve a coach to transport all us CA folks to Sacramento so we can laugh our balls off as he's led from the court in chains.

Anonymous said...

Tips for Reporting:

If you are a lender who suspects mortgage fraud, contact your local FBI office.

If you are a consumer concerned about abusive lending, contact the relevant State Attorney General's office.

If you have a complaint against a real estate broker or appraisal agent, contact the relevant state real estate commission or appraisal licensing board.


FBI Field Offices, Mortgage Fraud
Los Angeles
White Collar Crime Supervisor
11000 Wilshire Blvd., Suite 1700, FOB
Los Angeles, CA 90024-3672
310-477-6565


Sacramento
White Collar Crime Supervisor
4500 Orange Grove Avenue
Sacramento, CA 95841-4205
916-481-9110


San Diego
White Collar Crime Supervisor
Federal Office Building
9797 Aero Drive
San Diego, CA 92123-1800
858-565-1255


San Francisco
White Collar Crime Supervisor
450 Golden Gate Avenue, 13th Floor
San Francisco, CA 94102-9523
415-553-7400


National FBI Financial Institution Fraud Unit
1-202-324-3000


HUD Field Offices
Fresno Field Office
2135 Fresno Street
Suite 100
Fresno, CA 93721-1718
559-487-5033 Phone
559-487-5191 Fax

Los Angeles Field Office
611 W. Sixth Street, Suite 800
Los Angeles, CA 90017
213-894-8007 Phone
213-894-8110 Fax

Sacramento Field Office
925 L Street
Sacramento, CA 95814
916-498-5220 Phone
916-498-5262 Fax

San Diego Field Office
Symphony Towers, Suite 1600
750 B Street
San Diego, CA 92101-8131
619-557-5310 Phone
619-557-5312 Fax

Santa Ana Field Office
Santa Ana Federal Building
Room 7015
34 Civic Center Plaza
Santa Ana, CA 92701-4003
714-796-5577 Phone
714-796-1285 Fax

HUD Regional Office
San Francisco Regional Office
600 Harrison St. 3rd Floor
San Francisco, CA 94107-1300
415-489-6400 Phone
415-489-6419 Fax


HUD Inspector General
National Hotline
1-800-347-3735


Attorney General's Office
California Department of Justice
Attn: Public Inquiry Unit
P.O. Box 944255
Sacramento, CA 94244-2550
916-322-3360 Phone
916-323-5341 Fax


Consumer Complaint Form
http://ag.ca.gov/consumers/mailform.htm


California Department of Real Estate
2201 Broadway
Sacramento, CA 95818-2500
916-227-0770 Phone
916-227-0777 Fax
http://www.dre.cahwnet.gov/


California Office of Real Estate Appraisers
Office of Real Estate Appraisers
1102 Q Street, Suite 4100
Sacramento, CA 95814
916-552-9000 Phone
http://www.orea.ca.gov/

Anonymous said...

"I'm thinking it would actually be fun to buy some of Casey's debt, maybe one of the credit card bills. With his junkier-than-junk rating, I'll bet I could pick up a $10,000 note with a 10-year enforcement order for about $300."

I mentioned this in the last post. I suspect it would be worth while to purchase debt that has Galina's name attached to it: Equitable Investment Corp of Nevada.

Maybe target her first with judgments?

Anonymous said...

From IAFF this morning:

Dude! Enough with the FBI scare. Getting tired of hearing it.

What am I gonna do? Am I gonna run away to another country like some kind of criminal? Am I gonna be crippled by fear? No.

I’m right here. I’m not hiding. If they want to come get me, let them come...

...

I’m not going to stand any more “OH NO!!! THE FBI IS COMING!!!” type of comments. If you have something constructive to say, say it. Otherwise, go back to your hater club and spread your poison there.


Exurban Nation just got owned, son.

Anonymous said...

From C.S. Rectum:

"Why are so many of you so angry about me not having a standard W-2 job?

I DO have a little bit of incoming coming in from various sources and I AM working. What does it matter to you HOW I make my money?"

Gee Casey, why so defensive and mysterious about your income sources? There wouldn't be any fraud involved here, would there? Couldn't be - Nigel says that Casey never lies.

It does sound as if he is taking the payments from the Utah wrap and not passing the money on to the lender, doesn't it? No fraud here...

I also wonder what "job" he thinks he currently has.

Good luck flying under the radar, сволочь.

Anonymous said...

That rectum may never have given a shit...but it has had a head up it for several years.

Rob Dawg said...

Concealing sources of income from the BK court. Hey, there's a way to fall forward.

Now this is important to document. Casey has his spreadsheet up that doesn't list this mystery income. Looks to me like a deliberate effort to fool the courts.

Anonymous said...

Casey could never truly go under the radar; his need to blog would compel him to post after 1 week

Anonymous said...

oooh check out what just came up on Casey's sitemeter:

usdoj.gov
Potomac, Maryland
6:39:36 am

Anonymous said...

treas.gov has been there, too. Heh.

Rob Dawg said...

the DOJ has been visiting both EN and IAFF every morning for a while. They are late today.

Rob Dawg said...

his need to blog would compel him to post after 1 week...

The POWER of the blog compells thee!
The POWER of the blog compells thee!

Anonymous said...

Please don't sell my favorite toy. I'll be lonely. And Duane won't let me play with his.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE read my blog (sob)....validate me....

Rob Dawg said...

Domain Name usdoj.gov ? (United States Government)
IP Address 149.101.1.# (US Dept of Justice)
ISP US Dept of Justice
Continent : North America
Country : United States (Facts)
State : Maryland
City : Potomac
Lat/Long : 39.023, -77.1993 (Map)
Time of Visit Feb 14 2007 7:14:58 am
Last Page View Feb 14 2007 7:17:14 am
Visit Length 2 minutes 16 seconds
Page Views 8
Visitor's Time Feb 14 2007 10:14:58 am
Visit Number 61,481

Anonymous said...

Rob - all of us federal employees had a 2-hour delay today because of the snow.

Anonymous said...

Wow, loving the juiciness at IAFF today. Whoever Get Multiple Jobs is really succeeded in getting under dipwad's skin, and the Casel/Nigey catfight is pretty awesome. Has Nigel crossed over to our side? Rob, protect your rect. By the way, I'm a proud member of the hater club.

*** spreads poison ***

Here's my favorite Casey quote of the day:

"I stand by everything I’ve said."**

** Until I delete it.

Rob Dawg said...

Jade,
Snow? The stuff we spread on the ski slopes? Why would the ski conditions justify a work delay? Just kidding, as aformer New Englander I understand. Thanks, I was worried when the morning logs didn't show my usual DOJ visit.

Anonymous said...

Proud Member of the Hater Club
::also spreading poison::

Anonymous said...

It's really nasty back East today. NYC and DC both have terrible road conditions.

Bill in NC said...

Why would you buy debt you can never collect?

It may be easy to get a judgement, not so easy to collect the debt.

When I see the words "Nevada corporation" I think "asset-free shell company"

anon 12:59am wrote:

I suspect it would be worth while to purchase debt that has Galina's name attached to it: Equitable Investment Corp of Nevada.

Maybe target her first with judgments?

Ogg the Caveman said...

@ Rob:

You have to provide your own snow? You poor bastards. Hereabouts it's provided by nature.