Opinions are like Casey... wait how does that go? I forget. Anyway Entertain us with anything Utah. Space aliens stole the check(s)? What isn't Casey telling us? Why is a personal appearance necessary? Why does Nigel want a face-to-face? Is face-to-face the right term? Go for it people, it's all good and we're sure to win-win.
65 comments:
first bastages!
Hmmm, from what I have read about the buyers, they seem legit on the surface, but hey, we are dealing with crook extraordinaire Casey POS Serin, so who knows, everything he touches becomes dirty. Homey mentioned how the house is listed with like 3 diff addresses, the buyers have "shitty credit" yet they are able to put 70K into it? I forgot who said it before but also they are just letting it slide that there is a missing payment, with late fees being tacked on..you know Casey isn't gonna chip in a dime.
Isn't this also like there 10th property? When Casey says win win he usually mean "I make out like a bandit and fungu!"
Face to face? I think Casey may have been called into court, or the deal got messy, or Nigel is threatening to squeal to the feds or Galina about their late night convos. what's Casey gonna do borrow a car to drive over there? Does that mean...heh heh heh, that he may be out on the open road somewhere, parts uknown, where it may be days before someone realizes he is missing? Or is he gonna go under the radar with this bullshit trip while he makes a run for the border?
I always though casey was going to do a runner. And Utah would have been the ideal excuse.
Now that vdubs is broken though, I'm not so sure.
Casey is taking the "profits" from the one check and meeting John Travolta to purchase a nuclear weapon in the Utah highlands, a la "Broken Arrow".
Where am I going with this? I have no idea.
He's broke now but said he was expecting a check soon -- maybe the final $750 from Duane? This would be good reason for the fight with G, with rent now due....
Face to Face?
More like Face to crotch.
--ever classy--SJ
I have no doubt that casey can turn that $750 into millions in no time.
And galina's not having any of it.
Wow, go for aquick soak in the new hot tub with Mrs. Dawg and already four comments.
So, I had to peek, and yes he can't afford to fix a freakin' tire. Same post talks about the east coast partners. Caseyworld™ is one wierd place. This bit about having to go to Utah bugs me. If he is responsible for the missing money he'd be crazy to set foot in the state. If he isn't there's nothing he can do there anyway. I'm thinking he's the one being set up and someone is playing on his need to do things like travel. He is probably going stir crazy stuck in Sacramento after a year of jetting around making deals. Sounds like Galina has found her inner "Harpy" as well. I'd borrow a car and cross state lines no matter the consequences if that were my other choice. Maybe he thinks there's no extradition treaty. Who knows?
Either he got subpoenaed or he is gonna run the other way or both. Why else would he go? He really seems to be off his rocker today. The hundred dollar question is how is he going to afford the trip? VDubs is down for the count and he had to borrow gas money for the borrowed car. Man, I can't believe G hasn't thrown his ass out yet. Stress-o-meter has GOT to be pegged now. Dead flat broke, begging for a ride and gas money, foreclosed, with a gold digger wife all over his ass. Fuck, if that doesn't crack him, nothing will.
Now that vdubs is broken though, I'm not so sure.
Like that would stop our fearless hero. He'll just tell his "roommate" (isn't that his sister in law Yulia?) that he'll take her to work and pick her up after while he gives her the invisible middle finger and keeps on trucking to Utah in her car.
Either that or I wouldn't put it past him to borrow his 16 year old sister's moped and take to the highways like the Rebel that he is. Imagine that..his goofy hat flailing in the 30 mph winds, his man purse dangling at his side, his juicer and a sack of veggies tied to his seat, and his deflated blue ball in his pocket.
Somoen should seriously put a GPS on the little runt..you know he's gonna run....
I don't do nothing quick in a hot tub and then come post online buddy. Get back to handling bidness before some badass mofo steps in:)
Legion, totally.
He needs one of the ankle bracelets. Preferably one that gives off an alarm when he's within 100ft of a financial institution.
@Steph
Stephanie J. said...
Face to Face?
More like Face to crotch.
Hmmm...could he be eloping with Nigel? I'm sure he gets more sympathy from him than he does Galina at this point..though Nigel is already starting to sound like his new wife..ie.."Get a job! Make some money! Stop putzing around!"
@anon
hmm..house arrest is a good idea.
Cut off his internet use/cell phone/and wireless internet(since he's not paying for them anyway) and he can just stare out the window like the sick kid that can't go out to play for the rest of his life for all I care.
The question is: will he get cash back when he closes with Nigel?
That would be sweet. Jamba juice for everyone, and trips to Hawaii.
Hang on!
He mentioned not wanting to drive too far on the spare. So why the fuck did he have a flatbed tow truck haul vDubs away? Just change the damn tire and throw the spare on! Is it a pathetic excuse to use the roadside assistance combined with a photo op?
@ratlab
weren't those pictures just found out by someone, I don't think he had put it up yet?. The spare tire is only for emergent emergencies, like going to a place where he can borrow more money, or wherever he can mooch a free meal, it's not like he is gonna have any money real soon to pay for another tire let alone get a spare for the spare.
Towing pics:He was probably trying to save them for another baiting post.
"Everyone made fun of me when I signed op for the service, but now look, it just paid for itself with one tow"
He only called the tow truck because he thought he could get cash back from his roadside assistance policy I bet.
It's his way.
There's a certain beauty in Utah, but it get's real old when one leaves the car.
@Legion
If we are to believe the timestamp on Flickr (which we know can be set to virtually any date), the flat occurred on Sunday, 2/25. It was not mentioned in a new post, but mentioned in the comments here:
http://iamfacingforeclosure.com/167/get-foreclosure-help-by-drinking-fresh-juice/#comment-34938
The flat occurred right across the street from this Blockbuster location.
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=2929+K+St,+95816&sll=38.684977,-121.113722&sspn=0.011775,0.011137&layer=&ie=UTF8&z=14&ll=38.57226,-121.467934&spn=0.047174,0.072699&om=1&iwloc=addr
The G***** post worked... muahaha! It's "somewhere" on the "Juicing" Troll Post. Search for an "a" with an umlaut over it. :-)
bears repeating, yo, but I am digging on how Galya's sister is now somehow his "roommate".
As if to disguise the fact that The Clown Prince of Real Estate is living off of the charity of relatives.
Funny link -- Meaning and Personality Style of Girls named Galina...
My favorite part: There is no problem with admirers and usually Galina chooses the best, the most intelligent and practical guy who admits Galina’s superiority not only over other people but also over himself. In marriage he puts up with his position of a subordinate which in the long run proves more efficient than constant struggle for power.
ROFLMAO... :-)
Shall Homey DA Clown lead us in a rousing chorus of "Ain't Nuthin' But a G-String G-Thing"?
Speaking of, where is that clown?
And isn't there a foreclosure sale in NM scheduled for...today?
LOL.
From Snowflake:
"I’m just concerned that CashCall might get the wrong idea about my intentions by glancing at the internet activity, the comments and hater sites. I really do mean to find a way to pay the money back and there was no loan fraud at all committed with CashCall."
This blog seems to be getting to him - now why would he think that CashCall might conclude that he was committing loan fraud? That's a poser...
Enjoy the trip to Utah, Casey - I'm sure CashCall will enjoy reading about it!
akubi,
I disagree. Utah is awesome. That is if you love to bike. road, mountain...its all good. personally I prefer mountain biking but do the road when my body is thrashed. I spent a month out there back in 2002(a little sabbatical to think my life over). Was the best time in my life. I rode 30-40 miles offroad a day. partied like a rockstar at night with total strangers that became your best friends b/c you had a passion for the same activity and the outdoors. Never slept so good in my life. almost 30 days of camping...sigh I miss it man.
I still camp and ride but can't do a month again like that. Plus I got married and that tends to cut down the wild stuff one does.
Sorry off topic but Utah is definitely a cool place to go. Just don't go in the summer.
Posted this on iaff but who knows when it will get added. The CS entry was a bit of a troll but it does address how the walls are starting to close in. With no money for gas and tire he has really hit the bottom. In California, no car = no life (at least for most people.) He can probably hit up family for a few hundred more to get the jetta fixed. If he goes completely dry the blog will disappear and I will miss my morning fix. Oh well...
Casey,
This is the first interesting post in a while. Thank you. That said,
This is classic Casey-world make believe:
"I don’t want to do any payment plans because I can’t realistically commit to a plan right now."
It doesn't matter what you want to do, you have borrowed the money and now it must be repaid. $5/week will get you moving in the right direction and really establish your so-called "intent to repay everyone". It is not just that actions speak louder than words, at this point in your story, only actions have a voice. Your words are hollow, empty shells. Don't bother calling the CC lady until you are ready to take actions_ even small ones, especially small ones.
Saying that you can't realistically commit to a payment plan is just a way of saying that you refuse to work and save. You expect the money to come to you in the future in some magical big lump of "success" and "sweet deals". It is that kind of magical thinking that got your head stuck in the stink hole it is in. You need to have a reliable income, no matter how small. Otherwise the hole will just keep getting deeper, tighter and smellier. Having a job won't prevent you from taking advantage of other opportunities.
Bankruptcy is inevitable given the numbers. Even with all the houses gone to foreclosure, DIL, or short-saled you have no way of paying your monthly CC payments. Not yours, not your wifes. She will need to get a job too. Have you told her?
In Casey_World "lender ignore mode" seems like a viable strategy. Heck, it has worked so far. But unless you have a secret stash of capital, or a sugar daddy with deeeeeep pockets you will need to begin, just begin, to work a regular job and start paying all the many people that you owe. Check out Debtors Anonymous. It will help you recognize and name your addiction.
Having a job and a demonstrated history of making modest and consistent payments to your lenders will help you enormously during the bankruptcy proceedings. Otherwise the judge may just drop his hammer on you. Every thousand forgiven will save you months of hard work.
Good luck and keep blogging
Eager Beaver
Ahhhh, now we're getting somwhere.
"Cash Call is calling my friends..."
You may not have committed fraud with them Casey but they will have your ass just like Bubba in Prison. Mommy and Daddy will be forced to bail you out of yet another one. Wait'll Countrywide comes knocking for their promissorry note.
Tip of the iceberg baby, tip of the iceberg.
HERE IT IS FOLKS -- UNALTERED, NOT PHOTOSHOPPED, DEFINITIVE PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF THAT CASEY SERIN IS GAY.
I SUBMIT THE ENCLOSED PICTURE AS EXHIBIT "A". SERIN IS THE MAN ON THE RIGHT. SAME HAIR, SAME BONY BODY, SAME FACE.
GALINA WILL BE PISSED.
TK quoted our hero thusly:
"Cash Call is calling my friends..."
He needn't worry because Cashcall won't be calling his friends for long. That is to say, they will still be calling, but the people will no longer be his friends...just former marks.
NR
Read Comment number 3 under latest post:
It has all the hallmarks and, quite frankly the phrashing of our hero. And the spelling (See:loose).
"Hi Casey,
I am sorry everyone is sooo mean to you, I guess it makes them feel good to see that someone else is doing worse than them in their own frustrating little lives…
Personally, on a household family income of only $40,000/yr I was approved to borrow $400,000 to purchase a home in 2005.
If I hadn’t bought a condo a long time ago for $115 k with a salary of $38k (and I had to put 20k down payement) I would’ve thought nothing of it and I would’ve trusted the lender’s approval.. after all… it is THEIR job to approve… isn’t it???.
I sold my condo in a panic right before the market started going up in 1998 because I lost my job and couldn’t make the payements. I sold at a good price and didn’t loose or didn’t make any money… but I learn that roughly $100k means $1000/month with Insur/HOA/Tax/WarNT/ maintenance/ and if rented out, manager’s fees…
So when I got approved for $400k, I new it meant (roughly)$4,000/month… How could I be approved for that kind of money when I would bring home less than that?!
I think Casey is a product of a much bigger scam… not much he could do about it… someone is getting paid though… in all this, and those are the people we should go after.
I really think Casey could sue and win against dishonest lenders.
On my end, I took the $400k, instead of buying a single (crummy)house in an expensive area, I relocated and bought 4 houses for $100k each. I live in one and 3 are rented for $1000 a piece… Now THAT’s a sweet deal!
My lenders AND realtors where real a** though, pushing me and pressuring me to get variable rate, I kept asking why… they would just say “it’s better, you can always refinance later”… Well, I went 30 fixed was pretty disgusted with all the bad advice I received from them… Realtors and Lenders ARE NOT YOUR FRIEND!"
Even if this person WERE for real, WTF kind of idiot doesn't do the math before they buy a place. Before we were married, my wife was earning a modest salary and they approved her for a $400,000 mortgage. She said "Do you people really think I'm that gullible? How do you propose I eat?"
She got a low fixed rate and only took what she needed. We sold in '04. Paying the rent is much easier (and saving money is easier too) than shelling out for the max you were approved for. No wonder there are so many screwed homedebtors.
Hmmmm, I think we just got some insight into Casey's "Strategy":
"I really think Casey could sue and win against dishonest lenders."
Gay-C- Serin:
The only thing that is out of place is the 220 (Euro) outlet on the wall.
Old photo from Usbek days?
We can only hope
Gay-SEE:
[EXPLETIVE DELETED!] warn us before you link that [expletive deleted] already!
At work, no less!
After Galina dumps him, Casey should hook up with these chicks:
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/28/georgia.bandits.ap/index.html
IIRC, one of Casey's "fans" had a buch of 'frequent flyer' airline tickets, and offered him free round-trip travel to the NM foreclosure sale. Maybe that guy came through for whatever is happening in Utah?
Is there anyone Casey will not take down with him as he falls forward?
We already had Casey's parents, Galya, various mentors and rich fathers and sundry chainmail recipients. Now his friends are getting harassed by bill-collectors.
So glad I do not know him personally. So glad that I live far far away, even if it may not be far enough.
n.b. "Young Casey is Hosed! (a lament)"
Gay-see - for gods sake, please let people know when you are linking to explicit porn. I really didn't want to see that. And for those who check EN at work, you are probably making the IT security people pretty busy.
Who wants to bet that Casey never asked his friends if he could give their names and numbers as "references"? Jerk. I can't beleive he has any friends left.
Oh, he may have freinds...he makes a big deal of being a "Christian", even though he doesn't act like one. He probably has been taking advantage of his friends through church, who don't see the real Turnip Head, but that kind of charity grows stale when nothing changes and people are dragged into someone else's mess.
Turnip Head is heading for rock bottom. It's not a pretty place, I was there at one point in my life. All I have to say is that reaching it defines you - as does what you do to pull yourself out. Mine was emotional, Turnip Head's will be more like a drug addict or alcoholic, he'll find himself in a bleak, frightening place, with nowhere to turn...and his decisions will define him for the rest of his life.
My bet is that his moment of truth will be in a jail cell.
I really wonder about his family and freinds. If I had a brother who had gotten himself into a tenth of the trouble Turnip Head has, I would be planning an intervention on the pathetic idiot. I highly doubt his family - Galina included - and his friends know the whole truth of Turnip Head's situation, and god knows what lies have been told. I could see the fight with Galina being about a sudden disclosure that the forclosure was also now HERS, or, just as likely, his visable relief at the loss of the house made her question what he'd done to "save" her credit, and thus much hilarity ensued as he had to try and calm down an angry shopping addict by telling her he's going to "try" to fix her credit, but has no reliable income, no hope for any anytime soon (but has lots of pie-in-the-sky schemes, as usual), and the creditors are either taking back what he stole, or hounding him.
How many calls from CashCall do you think Galina will put up with? How much damage to her relationship with her sister will she put up with?
If Turnip Brain is smart for once in his life, he'll realize Galina is his only saving grace right now, because if she bails, and I'd bet she's thinking about it, or has it planned, he loses his home, his emotional support, his strawwoman for his shady deals, and he gets to keep her debt, and get whole NEW debt in the form of alimony and half of anything he has.
For those hoping she'll sing, don't forget the husband/wife protections. She can't testify, and the DA might see using her as a last chance to nail him - and I don't think they need her.
I'm also thinking lawyers are being threatened in Utah. Turnip Head NEVER tells the whole truth, especially when it's something he can't brag about. I think it's a last-chance attempt to try and charm his way out of a situation that could blow up and land him in jail FAST. I suspect he stole that payment. I suspect that the wrap is fraudlent in one way or another, and Turniip Brain is scared shitless that the authorities start poking around it. The whole thing smells to high heaven. Turnip Head does NOTHING honerable or honest, I think Utah this weekend could be a turning point, even though we may not get the truth of what happens there.
I'll laugh my balls off if he comes home and the family is waiting for him. "Casey, we need to talk, this is Dr. Somebody...."
Or, I'll love it even more if Schleprock comes home and the locks are changed on the sis-in-laws house, the Vdub is towed, and the parents don't wan to talk to him. Most people I've witnessed heading towards rock bottom have that happen to them at some point.
And, if Turnip Head is reading this, do ya really think CashCall might smell a rat from your own words on your blog? Do ya, stupid bitch? An honest person who is taking care of a problem openly and forthrightly has nothing to fear...gee, why do you all of a sudden have concerns?
You know you fucked up Casey. The sooner you admit THAT, and drop the goofy new-agey Turnip Head you've chosen, admit youbroke the law, and throw yourself at the mercy of the authorities, maybe then someday you'll get respect. If you were to do that, I would go out of my way to seek you out and shake your hand, for manning up and facing YOUR mess like an adult, no matter what the consequences.
I'm not going to hold my breath. I pegged you as a weak sister a long time ago, you are no man, you have no honor and no integrity, and you will be feeling the effects of that very soon when the inmates at San Quentin start whistling and chanting "fish" at you.
Casey is a terrorist. He is planning on ruining America. Look at what he did to Wall Street the other day. He is single-handedly trying to bring down this glorious Nation. He must be stopped.
We need to invade Sac-town?
You folks don't hover over a link to check the site it leads to before clicking?
@thatotherguy
Hovering over it doesn't bring up the name of the link on my browser.
This is rich:
It’s not that I’m trying to avoid CashCall to make them chase me. It’s just since I don’t have the means to pay my debts right now I’m in lender-ignore mode. ...."
Wow... 1st "Sanitation Engineer" = garbage man & now 'not trying to avoid' = "lender-ignore mode"..
That's just beautiful, man...*sniff*... just beautiful...
"It’s not that I’m trying to avoid CashCall to make them chase me. It’s just since I don’t have the means to pay my debts right now I’m in lender-ignore mode."
He stopped paying CashCall?
Helloooo default APR.
Ninety-nine-point-two-five percent.
Ninety-nine-point-two-five percent!
Ninety-nine-point-two-five percent! Nnnnngh! Up from twenty-one percent!! Within one year! Which means that all these exclamation marks I am putting in are justified!!!
92.5% APR calls for some specific gay-porn but warn me this time so I don't click it.
And the hover-thingee doesn't work with my browser, either.
@ Eth REal:
What browser would that be? You know...just so I can avoid it in the future.
Ninety-nine-point-two-five????!!!!!!!!!! Holy usury-laws-?-what-usury-laws-?, Batman!
BTW - anyone that posted to FC 'back in the day' learned to hover over links before clicking.
@ Eth Real
OH yeah, you're in the NoVa area too right?
email me at caseyserininfo@yahoo.com
"You folks don't hover over a link to check the site it leads to before clicking?"
Damn, can some more of those pics of Casey? Please?
Nigel
@ sid_finster@yahoo.com:
92.5% APR is going to leave Casey looking like the goatse guy. (Those not in the know are better off not googling. Not safe for work, not safe for lunch, etc.)
MEMORANDUM
TO: Casey Serin
FROM: Reality
DATE: Today
SUBJECT: Lender Ignore Mode
__________________________________
Please note that choosing to ignore a debt doesn't mean it is just going to vanish into the ether. It's all going to catch up to you - and sooner than you think.
No employment; fictitious information provided to obtain loans while unemployed, continued efforts to obtain loans, despite no true income or means to repay them; all can be contrived as proof that you had not the tiniest intention to repay them at all--that you used the funds to experiment with your "Sweet Deals".
Tic-Toc, Casey.
Admin notes:
Gay-see, put [explicit] next to links. This is why I tend towards pasting just the url. There's a lot of people who check in at work. Give them plausible deniability.
Everybody else; repeat, we run a loose ship around here. Also you should be using a browser with a preview link feature. Firefox, Opera, Safari, etc.
Stupid TimeWarner is screwing with domain resolution watch for service interuptions.
Another point: anyone who's running any kind of "accelerator" plugin that pre-fetches links is better off disabling it. If your IT department looks at firewall logs, they won't be able to distinguish between your browser pre-fetching teh ghey porn and you actually looking at it.
While you guys were getting all worked up over the gay link, we were getting all worked up over the picture.
Does anyone know where we can get more pictures like that of Casey?
Nigel and Brian
Man, you guys are mean to Casey. It's not like he ate your children.
In my opinion, he'll pay for what he's done wrong. I just don't think it's right that people ridicule him. Is the justice system or total financial failure not enough?
Have some humanity, people. The guy is still human.
re:
>>I just don't think it's right that people ridicule him.<<
Casey invited scrutiny and ridicule. We're simply granting his request.
Yeah, and stop being so mean to Nigel, he can't help it if his main function in life is to ride other people's coattails. He can't help it if his mouth is mysteriously drawn to other people's asses.
As for Brian, lay offa him too, he can't help it if he keeps reaching for that golden ring but stops a little short because he doesn't have the succeed gene in his chromosomes.
These guys are semi-simian, people
oh the humanity....
Is not Casey ripping off lenders not enough? I Casey ripping off credit cards with no intent to pay them back not enough? Isn't Casey borrowing from friends and family while going on 30K seminars, buying Christmas presents, and enjoying nights out on the town, while neglecting to pay back one dollar not enough?
The guy is going through a horrendous ordeal right now, he has spent A LOT of other people's money, isn't that neough punishment? Shouldn't he be allowed to continue his jobless days while pretending to work by straightening out his office, or going out to eat and pretending they are business meetings? Can't he have a little bit of excitement and giddiness about the bank losing 100K at his foreclosure while he lsot nothing?
re: Is the justice system or total financial failure not enough?
No.
Oh. Wait. You didn't want that question really answered, did you?
Because if you did, the answer would be
No.
Who am I?
I'm Jean Val Jean.
Wow, I am so Out of The Loop on this..
Where did all this talk about Utah come from? Broken down car,etc?
Only thing I see on blogs is THIS post that just says "Utah" with no background info.
I did a Google Blog Search on Casey and Utah, most recent post 2/23 and was not related.
I have never seen any blog posts about a flat tire, broken down car,etc. The I read IAMFF.com and all these comments ask about Utah trips and all this other stuff i don't see referenced anywhere else.
This site appears random and filled with non sequitars
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