Housing Bubble, credit bubble, public planning, land use, zoning and transportation in the exurban environment. Specific criticism of smart growth, neotradtional, forms based, new urbanism and other top down planner schemes to increase urban extent and density. Ventura County, California specific examples.
Friday, February 16, 2007
Illegitimi non carborundum
Optimism yes but this stupid grin and it's all good crap has limits.
143. Casey Serin February 15th, 2007 at 11:12 pm @89. father_JACK: Thanks for the info on code 5236 about giving loans to yourself from corporation. It has been mentioned before on this blog and I will be checking with a corporate attorney to see how this applies to me and if there is any other way to accomplish the same thing and do it completely above board. ,
This ^ is the kinda shit that infuriates me about our boy Casey. He truly believes laws only apply to others. OMFG.
He's jonesing for a sweet one-time 50k line of corporate credit when he should just go out and GET A FUCKING JOB that would bring him income for a long time to come should he do a relatively decent job and not get friggen fired.
Marone, this kid is like a boil on the ass of humanity that just won't fucking heal.
Boy Blunder Casey said:Just got off the phone with the law firm. Foreclosure auction rescheduled to March 1st. Sweet! I have some time to attempt a short sale.
So the Boy Blunder called the lawyer two days after the scheduled day of auction. Way to go!!!! Nothing like being proactive.
I wonder how that conversation went after they received a dozen phone calls and read his site. BWAHAHA
Now the little twit thiks he can jsut fire his realtor, because as we all know, contracts are meaningless in Land of Serin.
Doesn't typing up complete nonsense riddled with feel-good utterances from self-help programs count as progress to you? Cuz it is, you know. In the glittery, barbie-pink, my-little-pony rainbow world that Casey Serin lives in it is.
Sure the contract can be cancelled. But there is verbage regarding getting your commission if a buyer is brought to the table under your watch. This agent got the contract signed by both parties. The agent now needs to continue doing his work (in trying to get the short sale approved) to get paid. His pay will be decided by the Lender and is out of Casey's hands (unless Casey decides not to go through with the deal). If the deal does go through, Casey is left to mediation, arbitration, etc., to try to get money out of the agent.
Ah, thanks for the info Anon 2:11. So are we to assume that if the short sale goes though and nothing has been agreed upon with his agent, we are going to see a blog entry stating his agent "stole" money from him like Wells Fargo?
Per Casey's latest post - "Sweet! I have until March 1st to short sale!"
As a licensed Real Estate Agent and Realtor, I can say this: no Realtor in their right mind is going to take a two-week listing, in a short-sale situation. If Casey finds such agent, that agent is as nuts as Casey is.
Even the two-week timeframe is unrealistic. With a firm offer in hand, the lender still has to approve the short sale, which can (and will) take days. And then the lender has to approve that new agent's commission!
Based on the time frame... one week is more like it. What's the agent going to do... throw it up on the MLS and hope for the best? Hell... it's already market-worn... it's been on the market for a year! There's not even time to run an ad in this weekend's newspaper!
Casey may as well keep his current agent, and hope for the best. There just isn't time to do anything else.
If I've ever seen a post that shows Casey is truly delusional, the one he put up today takes it.
Well it’s pretty clear now that Casey has no intention of paying back every dirty penny. So here’s a thought I had:
What if every Hater here were to send Casey three or four of our dirty pennies in an envelope, along with instructions as to which debtor they would be paid to? Using a 39 cent stamp to send Casey 4 cents would be in true Casey style (like spending $37 for a $4 Jamba Juice). Plus we would be helping Casey out with mail opening skills. Win-Win!
Perhaps we can call the campaign: “Pennies for Pinheads” or “Pennies for Prisoners”.
Let’s say a thousand people sent him four pennies: 1000 x 4 x 20% mail open rate – 10% tithe for the Maker = $7.20 in passive income (and no W-2 withholding). Sweet Deal!
Casey, you are a liar. We've been telling you about section 5236 of the California Corporations code forever.
Remember when you mentioned the corporate credit scheme awhile back? We all told you how hard it would be to get a loan with out a personal guarantee. We also told you that if you got the loan you would break every law in the book if you A) loaned yourself cash to dig out of your situation and B) bought the properties off of yourself at anykind of profit.
It's too bad Paypal gives him account info because I would easily send him 1 cent knowing that there is a possiblity they will take a fee from it (LOL).
On today’s episode of “The Young and the Useless…”
We see Casey Serin at the wheel of his teen queen Jetta. Galina is in the passenger seat using an emery board on her solars. Casey’s wearing sweet shades, and is sucking on a Jamba Juice. He feels his digestive system rumble violently, and he shifts onto one cheek for a moment to release a rather potent emission.
Galina: “Casey, that’s disgusting.” She opens the window and leans her head out, a frown on her impish face.
Casey: “You know, I kind of like this working thing” he says, “I don’t understand why everybody else puts so much effort into their job. 80% procrastination is way better. Five minutes on the phone, and I’ve got the whole day to myself. Isn’t this great? My time is much better spent listing all the reasons why I shouldn’t make an effort, and why others should in my place—I’m so good at it I should write a book!”
Galina: (still filing her nails) “Uh huh. As long as my credit cards are current, honey, I’m happy. Speaking of… can we stop by Pier One? I saw a really cute set of plates…”
Casey: “Yeah, why not. Hey, we need gas for the car though.”
Galina: “Casey… I *need* to stop at Pier One…” She pouts childishly, and crosses her arms.
Casey: “Maybe we can write a check at Pier One… It’s Friday, that’ll give us ‘til Monday to get the money in there to cover your purchases—then I can use your card for gas right now. ”
Galina: (her face brightens) “That will work! You know, I may even have some of our old Wells Fargo checks… That would buy us even more time!”
Casey: “God, you’re SO smart. I’m so lucky to have you.” Casey reaches out to touch her leg, and she moves it away from him, sneering at his audacity. Casey sighs, and takes another sip from his straw, turning the vehicle into the strip mall where Pier One awaits.
I have an investment that involves forming a new corp and then generating an LLC for each equipment purchase/lease agreement. The CPA is something like a secretary, some of the investors become shell officers and each LLC shuts down at lease end.
The regulations interlock, overlap, even contradict, but they all restrict exactly what Casey is planning.
While doing all this corporate credit was researched. Despite a no-brainer business model that barely escapes usury accusations in an airtight contract banks were extremely reluctant (no) to lend any amount of money. We had to pony up our own cash until we have a mature balance sheet and track record. Casey will get no more an injection from a bank than Barbie gets from Ken.
...Besides, tomorrow I'm likely going mud-stomping with two other Jeepin' chicks. You might have to wait until Mon or Tues for the next installment of ... [Queue music] "The Young and the Useless..."
Not necessarily. Many stores (and nearly all big chains) use services which allow them to check against a database of "problem" checking accounts, such as those known to be closed. That happens at the time of purchase. Thus, G might very well not get her plates. I'm trying to picture how she would react (in a public setting, no less) to being told "I'm sorry miss, but your check has been declined. Perhaps you could pay with a credit card instead."
Optimism yes but this stupid grin and it's all good crap has limits.
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First Bitches!
Do they even make toys like that anymore?
143. Casey Serin
February 15th, 2007 at 11:12 pm @89. father_JACK: Thanks for the info on code 5236 about giving loans to yourself from corporation. It has been mentioned before on this blog and I will be checking with a corporate attorney to see how this applies to me and if there is any other way to accomplish the same thing and do it completely above board. ,
This ^ is the kinda shit that infuriates me about our boy Casey. He truly believes laws only apply to others. OMFG.
He's jonesing for a sweet one-time 50k line of corporate credit when he should just go out and GET A FUCKING JOB that would bring him income for a long time to come should he do a relatively decent job and not get friggen fired.
Marone, this kid is like a boil on the ass of humanity that just won't fucking heal.
Boy Blunder Casey said:Just got off the phone with the law firm. Foreclosure auction rescheduled to March 1st. Sweet! I have some time to attempt a short sale.
So the Boy Blunder called the lawyer two days after the scheduled day of auction. Way to go!!!! Nothing like being proactive.
I wonder how that conversation went after they received a dozen phone calls and read his site. BWAHAHA
Now the little twit thiks he can jsut fire his realtor, because as we all know, contracts are meaningless in Land of Serin.
Somebody arrest this turd already.
@Mr. Bubbles
Instead of proactive, Casey is what I will now call, POST-ACTIVE.
Aren't those 90 day agent contracts able to be canceled by either party? I can't remember.
@Rob Dawg
Doesn't typing up complete nonsense riddled with feel-good utterances from self-help programs count as progress to you? Cuz it is, you know. In the glittery, barbie-pink, my-little-pony rainbow world that Casey Serin lives in it is.
Good things, people....
Good things. ::sparkle twinkle::
Sure the contract can be cancelled. But there is verbage regarding getting your commission if a buyer is brought to the table under your watch. This agent got the contract signed by both parties. The agent now needs to continue doing his work (in trying to get the short sale approved) to get paid. His pay will be decided by the Lender and is out of Casey's hands (unless Casey decides not to go through with the deal). If the deal does go through, Casey is left to mediation, arbitration, etc., to try to get money out of the agent.
Does anyone have the name, email addy and number of this agent?
Ah, thanks for the info Anon 2:11. So are we to assume that if the short sale goes though and nothing has been agreed upon with his agent, we are going to see a blog entry stating his agent "stole" money from him like Wells Fargo?
Hahahaha!
Per Casey's latest post - "Sweet! I have until March 1st to short sale!"
As a licensed Real Estate Agent and Realtor, I can say this: no Realtor in their right mind is going to take a two-week listing, in a short-sale situation. If Casey finds such agent, that agent is as nuts as Casey is.
Even the two-week timeframe is unrealistic. With a firm offer in hand, the lender still has to approve the short sale, which can (and will) take days. And then the lender has to approve that new agent's commission!
Based on the time frame... one week is more like it. What's the agent going to do... throw it up on the MLS and hope for the best? Hell... it's already market-worn... it's been on the market for a year! There's not even time to run an ad in this weekend's newspaper!
Casey may as well keep his current agent, and hope for the best. There just isn't time to do anything else.
If I've ever seen a post that shows Casey is truly delusional, the one he put up today takes it.
James Garcia
AllStar Realty Southwest LLC
3211 Coors Blvd. SW, Suite D-3
Albuquerque, NM 87121
Office Phone: (505) 873-4903 * (888) 873-4903
FAX (505) 873-4906
http://www.allstarsouthwest.com/english/Associate%5FBrokers/james/
MLS Number:482492
ratlab@2:14 PM:
No doubt. He's probably thinking that he can somehow pull some cash out of this situation.
@ Stephanie J:
I can just about picture little Casey playing with his My Little Pony toys in between games of Hello Kitty Island Adventure on the computer.
Well it’s pretty clear now that Casey has no intention of paying back every dirty penny. So here’s a thought I had:
What if every Hater here were to send Casey three or four of our dirty pennies in an envelope, along with instructions as to which debtor they would be paid to? Using a 39 cent stamp to send Casey 4 cents would be in true Casey style (like spending $37 for a $4 Jamba Juice). Plus we would be helping Casey out with mail opening skills. Win-Win!
Perhaps we can call the campaign: “Pennies for Pinheads” or “Pennies for Prisoners”.
Let’s say a thousand people sent him four pennies: 1000 x 4 x 20% mail open rate – 10% tithe for the Maker = $7.20 in passive income (and no W-2 withholding). Sweet Deal!
What if every Hater here were to send Casey three or four of our dirty pennies in an envelope...
How "dirty?"
Ewwwwwww...... I just grossed myself out.
yeah, I bet Casey is hung like a horse... one of those my little ponies...
What if every Hater here were to send Casey three or four of our dirty pennies in an envelope?
I love this idea.
Perhaps we can call the campaign: “Pennies for Pinheads” or “Pennies for Prisoners”.
"Cash Back At Opening".
Casey, you are a liar. We've been telling you about section 5236 of the California Corporations code forever.
Remember when you mentioned the corporate credit scheme awhile back? We all told you how hard it would be to get a loan with out a personal guarantee. We also told you that if you got the loan you would break every law in the book if you A) loaned yourself cash to dig out of your situation and B) bought the properties off of yourself at anykind of profit.
Idiot.
Vauge, I thought about doing that myself.
It's too bad Paypal gives him account info because I would easily send him 1 cent knowing that there is a possiblity they will take a fee from it (LOL).
Anon:
I would think Casey is hung like a Ken Doll. After all, he has the brain of one.
"Pennies for Pinheads"
"Cashback at Opening"
Brilliant.
On today’s episode of “The Young and the Useless…”
We see Casey Serin at the wheel of his teen queen Jetta. Galina is in the passenger seat using an emery board on her solars. Casey’s wearing sweet shades, and is sucking on a Jamba Juice. He feels his digestive system rumble violently, and he shifts onto one cheek for a moment to release a rather potent emission.
Galina: “Casey, that’s disgusting.” She opens the window and leans her head out, a frown on her impish face.
Casey: “You know, I kind of like this working thing” he says, “I don’t understand why everybody else puts so much effort into their job. 80% procrastination is way better. Five minutes on the phone, and I’ve got the whole day to myself. Isn’t this great? My time is much better spent listing all the reasons why I shouldn’t make an effort, and why others should in my place—I’m so good at it I should write a book!”
Galina: (still filing her nails) “Uh huh. As long as my credit cards are current, honey, I’m happy. Speaking of… can we stop by Pier One? I saw a really cute set of plates…”
Casey: “Yeah, why not. Hey, we need gas for the car though.”
Galina: “Casey… I *need* to stop at Pier One…” She pouts childishly, and crosses her arms.
Casey: “Maybe we can write a check at Pier One… It’s Friday, that’ll give us ‘til Monday to get the money in there to cover your purchases—then I can use your card for gas right now. ”
Galina: (her face brightens) “That will work! You know, I may even have some of our old Wells Fargo checks… That would buy us even more time!”
Casey: “God, you’re SO smart. I’m so lucky to have you.” Casey reaches out to touch her leg, and she moves it away from him, sneering at his audacity. Casey sighs, and takes another sip from his straw, turning the vehicle into the strip mall where Pier One awaits.
[Fade with dramatic music]
I sent him a dirty penny a few weeks back. I wonder if he got it.
Hoping I am not giving away too much with this.
I have an investment that involves forming a new corp and then generating an LLC for each equipment purchase/lease agreement. The CPA is something like a secretary, some of the investors become shell officers and each LLC shuts down at lease end.
The regulations interlock, overlap, even contradict, but they all restrict exactly what Casey is planning.
While doing all this corporate credit was researched. Despite a no-brainer business model that barely escapes usury accusations in an airtight contract banks were extremely reluctant (no) to lend any amount of money. We had to pony up our own cash until we have a mature balance sheet and track record. Casey will get no more an injection from a bank than Barbie gets from Ken.
@ Stephanie J:
Well played. Perhaps in tomorrow's episode we'll see G's reaction when the Wells Fargo check is refused at Pier One.
@Ogg
What reaction? That's Casey's problem now. She's got her plates -- she's happy.
...Besides, tomorrow I'm likely going mud-stomping with two other Jeepin' chicks. You might have to wait until Mon or Tues for the next installment of ... [Queue music] "The Young and the Useless..."
@ Stephanie
Not necessarily. Many stores (and nearly all big chains) use services which allow them to check against a database of "problem" checking accounts, such as those known to be closed. That happens at the time of purchase. Thus, G might very well not get her plates. I'm trying to picture how she would react (in a public setting, no less) to being told "I'm sorry miss, but your check has been declined. Perhaps you could pay with a credit card instead."
Let's do it - I know exactly how my pennies are going to get dirty before they reach little casey. I'll do it tommorrow, Monday is a holiday.
bob dawg,
does the clown say "bozo" or "8020"?
lmao either way.
@Ogg
That's true.
My pennies will be ready for mailing as soon as my wife gets back with the prunes!
-walt526
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