Friday, April 13, 2007

Another Realtard™

"The condo you pay $389,000 for today will not be worth $275,000 next year."

Today's particular sh!tforbrains professional is:
John Barmon
Realtor, RECS, ABR
Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage
Cambridge, MA 02138

Does anyone understand why someone with enough working neurons to work a keyboard would violate Commonwealth and Federal law in this fashion?

39 comments:

Anonymous said...

murst again!

Bakersfield Bubble said...

Robeert-

Charges filed against Crisp and Cole

http://bakersfieldbubble.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

Am I reading right, that this is also the guy who played the Caddyshack nosepicker?

I'm obviously missing something here. What's the story?

Anonymous said...

Dammit....Dammit...Dammit

Anonymous said...

That is the worst rug I have seen in a while. Not to mention the plaid shirt!

Lou Minatti said...
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Anonymous said...

Maybe it's been posted already, but:

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2007/04/13/carollloyd.DTL

Long story short: A couple earning $15k/yr gets a mortgage for $720k. The inevitable happens.

Unknown said...

Dammit Stan we suck!

30 lashes...

Ok off to welcome my future brother-in-law to the family. Got a sober cab and a night of drinking ahead. I'll see all you loosers tomorrow, ciao.

Anonymous said...

Game,

We have sunk to the bowels of the topic along with the rest of the loosers.

Anonymous said...

Someone let Gameover and Stanley get a pity first.

@ Ogg
Those people sound like actual victims of predatory lending practices.

I hate the way Nightline and all of the shows that Casey has been on lump him in with those kind of people. They got talked into buying a house they couldn't afford. Casey actively gamed the system by buying 8 before they reported on his credit. The media needs to get it through their skulls that flippers and owner occupants are two totally different scenarios.

Anonymous said...

What is up with that dude's front page? Why the hell would you have your main text as a gif? I guess maybe he got his kids to make the page.

shill central

I wonder how old that "market commentary" is. Did you notice that he's an award-winning realtor?

Miranda Mayer said...

Did someone drop a cowpat on that guy's head?

Akubi said...

Steph,
Either that or an “organic” murse-fanny-pack in the ”To PAY” variety?

Anonymous said...

The condo you pay $389,000 for today will not be worth $275,000 next year.

Reckon maybe... $250,000 then?

Akubi said...

I AM AS MAD AS(shole) and I'm not going to take it any longer.

Anonymous said...

Ogg, coundn't they just move more people in? 6 more adults in the house would have paid the mortgage. Really, my lovely neighbors (they are very nice) live 9 people in the same size 2 bedroom apartment that I have. The one thing I cannot understand is how it stays so clean. I have to clean my place whenever they come over.

The whole sfgate story is very sad. People who cannot read the contracts they are signing should not be able to finance over 700k. I feel they were taken advantage of.

Anonymous said...

Rob...

Nigeypoo is picking a fight again at DHC. One word for this turd: WORTHLESS.

Lou Minatti said...

Turds!



Double turds!



Rob Dawg, if I ever meet you I would like to buy you a Fresca. On the rocks. You are an old bastard like me, but we remember the same old shit.

Anonymous said...

I see Nigel is too wussy to post here under his own name...love them realtards...not!

Anonymous said...

Can somebody explain this to me?

"The worst lie the bubbleheads tell about me is that I want their attention in the form of traffic. I pity them more than despise them, but I love them best elsewhere.

The ENers say the same thing about me. Yes I have a focus on building traffic, but I want targeted traffic that suits my business goals. One of the reasons for DHC is to push the ENers away from my main site because I don't want that site to be all about Casey and his haterz. If all I wanted was traffic, I would focus all of it over there, but I don't."

Which of the eight differnet Blogger blogs does Nigel give a rat's ass about driving traffic to and if it has Snowflake-related materials, why not take them off so as not to be associated with EN/haters (and BTW I have no interest in looking at all of Nigel's Blogger blogs...the two I've seen were plenty)

Hmmm...could it be that Nigel really still wants to be associated with the fliptard?

Oh and why isn't Nigel out making sweet real estate-type deals instead of making whacked out blog posts at DHC? Doesn't he get that there's no money here at EN for him?

Anonymous said...

Nigel doesn't realize that it isn't hate if we call him GAY, FAT, UGLY, BALD, of LIMITED intelligence and a LOSER, if in FACT he is

GAY, FAT, UGLY, BALD, of LIMITED intelligence and a LOSER


I really loved his insult about Rob Dawg's having only one comment after what he wrote. Give me a break Nigel, we can look at DHC and see numerous postings of yours with 5 comments or less, even zero.
We aren't even going to go to SLC are we? That place has been laughably desolate for almost a year.


As for Realtard and his hairpiece, my suggestion Nigel is that you start saving up for one...I mean, c'mon admit it, your hair is getting more scarce than the number of mortgage loans you are making these days. Now get back into your old (Look at me I'm successful!)BMW, put on your members only leather jacket, put black shoe polish on your bald spot, get out the ol' wad of singles with a 50 dollar bill wrapped around it, put on the fake rolex, spray deodorant into your mouth, pull out your trusty dictionary, wipe your ass for once, and get the hell out of EN. For someone who states he never frequents this place, you sure do seem to know a lot about what we are saying.
Criminy, what a gigantic asshole.

Anonymous said...

@Legion LOL!

I wonder just how much time he spends here instead of doing things that would make him money in real estate? Add that to the time he spends at his blogs posting random crap, posting crap on random forums, etc instead of hustling for real estate business that would pay him and he's easily losing the price of an excellent hair replacement of his choice.

I am Nigel...would someone please come and respond to my hate provoking comments on one of my many blogs...please?!?! I'll even excuse your typos...

Anonymous said...

As this is the place to archive the potentially lost comments of the Serin blog adventure series -

'There has been some recent discussion about authorship on the blog - it looks like team work is paying off for somebody. Always more research to be done, it seems - a good neverending story is like that, though keeping peoples' attention is never as easy as it seems - especially with true naive talent as was previously a hallmark of Mr. Serin's epic adventures.

And look right here - my anti-spam word is 'investor' - how truly coincidental to the point of this post.'

Why I waste time like this escapes me.

Anonymous said...

I see Casey has wasted no time trying to hook a few newbies with his Kiyosaki vid and telling them to correspond with him personally or sign up for his mailing list (but for God's sake please don't go rooting around in my archives or look on EN to find out what a freaking criminal and total lazy ass I really am).

Classy.

Nigel's picking another fight at DHC? Probably because we all lost interest and his numbers took a dive. If nobody mentioned it here we probably never would have noticed.

If a traffic whore whines in the blogosphere and nobody is there to hear him, does he make a sound?

Anonymous said...

Man I should not have looked at Nigel's site this morning. Why doesn't he just change the site to


Nigel-swaby-link-to-slc.blogspot.com

or:

Nigel-swaby-on-his-high-fucking-horse.blogspot.com

perhaps:

Nigel-states-the-obvious.blogspot.com

maybe:

Nigels-musings-on-nothing-particularly-interesting.blogspot.com

Some "Alternate" names for his site:

This Has Nothing To Do With Casey Serin, and Everything to Do With Nigel Swaby

Nigel Swaby the Alternate Take

Nigel Swaby Mindbogglingly Brilliant Genius and Morally Superior To All Who Dare Attack Me

Bald and Bold, One Bloggers Journey to Siphon Traffic From the People Who Actually Earn It

Anonymous said...

Fifty bucks says the Smales kid picks his nose!


Spaulding: I want a hamburger... no, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake...

Judge Smales: You'll get nothing and like it!

Anonymous said...

Sorry to be off-topic again, but recently Dawg has posted threads about the correct title for Casey as well as suitable titles for his book. As for me, I can't wait for the book to become a TV series and I've figured out a few titles for it. To wit:

American Idle

My Favourite Mursian

Desperate Housewaifs


NR

PS Will this snow never end?

Anonymous said...

Please....tell me this is some kind of a freakin' joke. That goofy realtor is actually Spaulding Smails from Caddyshack?!?

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0055328/

Anonymous said...

@ anon 5:02
"Bald and Bold, One Bloggers Journey to Siphon Traffic From the People Who Actually Earn It"

Classic.

Anonymous said...

Holy crap, I thought you guys were joking...

Judge Smails: Spaulding, get dressed you're playing golf.
Spalding Smails: No I'm not grandpa I'm playing tennis.
Judge Smails: You're playing golf and you're going to like it.
Spalding Smails: What about my asthma?
Judge Smails: I'll give you asthma!


I don't remember this quote:

Spalding Smails: This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it.

Spaulding pre-toup

Anonymous said...

Hey everyone, I just wanted to thank you guys again for all the great advice about kitchen remodeling last week.

I have decided to start a blog of my own about our adventures into home ownership. I hope it isn't too forward of me to post a link to get some feed back from you all.

I promise not to whore myself out like some (cough Nigel cough cough), I just have come to really value many of your opinions and would greatly appreciate your input.

If anyone IS interested its at:
http://kerriellashomediary.blogspot.com/

Thanks and Rob if I am crossing a line feel free to delete my post, I won't be offended in the least.

kerriella

Anonymous said...

Doodie!

Now I know why tigers eat their young!

Anonymous said...

Geez they gave out a SAG card to anybody in the 80s

The theatrical resume

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0055328/resume

The Dude said...

I never gave the Caddyshack reference a second thought until the Spaulding mention....and then...WHAM, there he was on imdb.
ASW = Doodie

Northern Renter.....the snow is a result of global whining, I mean, global warming.

Ashok Kizhepat said...
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Anonymous said...

Thanks for the tip, spamface.

Anonymous said...

Awww Ming

I bet Nigel could have used some of taht guy's sweet tips on traffic and blog rankings

:)

Anonymous said...

True that. I'll let Mr.Blogsearch know about Nigel's award-winning blog.

Anonymous said...

Nigel, Nigel - the erotic tale of a young blogger's journey from Sacramento to Salt Lake.