Somebody hasn't been taking their testosterone inhibitors. You’re screwing it up for everybody else!
You mean like people who pretended to have income and took out bad loans "screwing it up for everbody else?"
Freakin’ haters… I’m getting tired of you!
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FF&M!
I know he's trolling but it's working on me right now. I just want to wring his scrawny little euro-tard neck and get Steph's boots to work again...
He's bringing out my bad side...
Somehow I think I'm gonna need more "tips" to cover all the replacement keyboards I'll be blamed for. Tentative class action settlement schedule:
Coffee kills keyboard = $0
Your own damn fault, you shouldn't be drinking the coffee and the kool-aid at the same time.
Beer kills keyboard = $7.99+ prorata for lost beer.
Note: Catholics must provide a note from your pastor proving you attended reconciliation for the sin of spilt beer.
Nasal beer damage = full replacement provided you are willing to admit you spewed beer out your nose.
etc.
Man, I never seem to come first...
(ladies, take note)...
http://www.fightthebite.net/contact.php
Anyone care to let the Sacramento / Yolo County mosquito abatement district know their being publicly and intentionally ignored?
Feel free to e-mail the nice people at the above link.
There is a notice from the mosquito abatement district.
Sweet. Casey's "pre-foreclosure property" has become, quite literally, a plague on the neighborhood.
The registered-user thing will, of course, die a quiet death; Casey's realized it might require actual work to implement. He's an ideas man, not a details man, damnit!
(*cough* forums *cough*)
I have to admit, I'm surprised by some of what he's letting through:
You piece of trash. Get that thing cleaned up. There are people living by that mess. Do you think they like being swarmed by mosquitoes? Again, not very Christian.
Even his Haterz™ don't usually call him a "piece of trash".
I live in a state that is frozen 75% of the year and therefore don't have a pool so clue me in...How much would a pool cover cost? Back when he was taking cashback @ closing how hard would it have been to cover the effing thing?
Rob
Ill sue if you dont start getting the FORUMS FORUMS FORUMS up.
=)
Much Love,
R-Boy
What Casey's been up to and why he's not moderating comments:
Will Code For Food
R-Boy will sue.....and I'll pee on your carpet. (see the movie)
I see that maybe 10-20% of the registrations appear to be trolls (pretending to be other people, like me or Nigel or Galina) and some are using temporarily, easily-changeable email addresses. So even if I ban them they will likely try to reregister right away. (Again, maybe an IP address ban will help)
Also imagine if I open up the floodgates on instant comments and all these haters start talking like crazy. I’ve open up comments twice in the history of this blog and both times it was REALLY bad.
I replied but don't expect to be published:
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[Logged in as Nigel_Swaby.]
Oh, you are saying now that not only do you require registration but we need to provide some proof that we are not lying? How'd that work on your loans?
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Seems Casey still imagines he can control the whirlwind he unleashed.
anonymous @ 10:41 AM:
Wrong county. The property is in Modesto.
I wonder if he's noticing the traffic dying off and decided to post this nonsense to get us to come back.
Guys, is there a link to a copy of his site but not the site itself? I like the entertainment but don't want to increase his traffic and encourage any potential advertisers.
Who can prove to me that this isn't performance art? The stock purchase? Naaaaa. I don't believe it. That was just in there to piss people off. You can't tell me that he's motivated enough to write a blog every day but not motivated enough to send in a couple of pieces of paperwork. I buy the foreclosure part of the story, but it's getting out of hand. Where did the money come from for the Ikea furniture? How about the accountant? Why is the wife sticking around? I smell the whiff of a scheme....
Rob,
Judge Glen Reiser says he doesn't want to see you in his court again.
Just a heads up. I don't mind the legal fees, since you pay promptly.
Paul Tyler, Esquire
Casey just doesn't realize how far some people will go on the internet when they smell blood in the water. I'm not at all surprised by the cascade of accounts and the number of trolls.
Cover, schmover. All he needed to do was DRAIN the friggin' pool!
Can we agree to have his posts copied over here so we don't have to go there (and give him traffic) to read his latest insanity?
And now the lad is a threat to public health. Can it get any better than this? With anyone else, I'd say "Gosh, no!", but considering who we're talking about...
As for the CashCall business, I figured we had 2 months until the next begathon. When he realizes who gave him the money on the last one, I suspect he'll be doing some backpedalling on the Freakin' haters...I'm getting tired of you!" sort of stuff.
I'm going on a power meditative fast tonight for 6.5 hours or so to help find a way to save Snowflake from his prediciment. Maybe some of you folks might consider doing the same if you're not doing anything else tonight. As I said before, it's the absolute least we can do for him, and doesn't he deserve the absolute least?
And I'll send him an invoice for $39.00 per 20 minutes of meditative fast.
Casey's right, the haters--whoops, realists!--are too hard on him. The man has a compassion that we have rarely seen in other so-called humans. Others have been obsessing over whatever this "affordability" thing is that seems to affect your worker humans--but Casey has provided us with one of the finest homes we have seen in some time. Not only that, but his kindness to the rodents is legendary, and the cockroaches of more than one fine establishment are indebted to him. The very thought of the consideration he has shown to the molds, funguses, rot, and bottom-of-the-pool scum nearly brings me to tears.
So back, off, haters--this man has some friends on low places!
Sincerely,
The Mosquitos
LOL @ The Mosquitos
I am seriously considering buying an Adbrite ad on his site that only says "CASEY IS AN IDIOT" with a link to this blog. It would be about 5 bucks a day.
I'm not sure how much of my personal information is involved, though. Not sure how much of it i want him to see.
I think an adbrite ad insulting nigel with a link to Hair Club For Men would also be funny.
All Our Boy needs to drain a pool is a garden hose. What a frickin' numbskull.
Hee's a little gen of Casey's from the pool comments:
somebody suggested I charge $1 per instant comment for such privilege
Bingo! Sweet passive income!
Posted on IAFF:
Just "trade services" with an out of work pool man?
Also, why are you going to IKEA? Office Depot has plenty of shelving solutions at much lower prices. Also, you went out of town? For what reason? Where are you getting all this money? The corporation?
I will be posting this elsewhere for Google archiving purposes if you don't post it. I registered for your silly log in service and trust me when I say I won't stop criticizing you BUT I won't resort to nasty words. Sounds to me like you have a lot to loose (lose) if you ban the "haterz" since it sounds as if they are all signing up for your moderation free service.
If he charges for comments, he's done.
From IAFF:
"I also need a way to ban certain email addresses and IP ranges from ever registering."
People should sue KC for defamation if they **aren't** put on the never-register list...
Rob Dawg,
Where are the IPs posting sh!t about you coming from?
Come back to bed wagga!
How would he charge a buck a pop? Bill us? Paypal?
I'd run up a sh*tload and stiff him on the payment.
By the way, since there's someone trolling around pretending that they can hack Blogger accounts, just remember: as long as the little garbage can icon is not showing up under "your" comment, then that's an easy way to tell that your account has not been hacked.
I think the mortgage business slow down is giving Nigel too much down time...
Why do you need to look for the garbage can? Can't you remember what you wrote?
seggy,
I'm not interested enough to care. You see a steaming pile on the sidewalk you avoid it. You don't go over pick it up to see if you can tell who laid it. You don't even call people like that sick. They've already heard that many times from people far better than me.
The interesting thing is that many people like us have real lives. I've known wagga for a great many years. I can tell almost immediately when there's a spoof posting. People like our "infltrator" don't put up things like we've been seeing because they take joying in trying to hurt people. They only take joy in actually causing hurt. The paradox is truth or not saying you aren't hurt by the attempts are always interpreted by their twisted worldview as evidence of their having caused hurt. KIds are next, brace yourself.
Segfault, I posted this in the other thread, but it does indeed look like El Douchebo is the one spamming. How sad is it that a grown man is reduced to this state of petty attacks?
http://www.sitemeter.com/?a=stats&s=s25rob7ert&v=99&r=9&vlr=89&pg=1&d=419
I just posted this - will it get through?
"Casey, you are an effing p*ssy. Be a man!
asw: millions (of mosquitoes)
All Our Boy needs to drain a pool is a garden hose.
That, and a great big hater-esque attitude. Have you no shame? Have you no decency? Think of the children--the millions of larvae who would lose their lives if such a thoughtless act would be carried out. All they wanted was a chance to be a parasite--and Casey is the only one who really understands.
While so many others have terrorized and oppressed the insects of the world, Casey alone has refrained, devoting his time instead to quiet repose. His veganism is another sign of his deep compassion--while others take the lives of innocent animals for nothing other than food, Casey is content to sustain himself on the fruit of the land, a little wheatgrass, and the occasional hapless crab. But we don't like crabs anyway, they don't care a bit for our people--just like the haters.
Sincerely,
The Mosquitos
Okay, this is an instant classic from IAFF:
94. Flailing Forward
April 18th, 2007 at 6:56 am Casey watches with smug satisfaction as the last of the bridges goes up in flames and crashes into the treacherous waters of the Gulf of Berddoggan. At the opposite end of the destroyed bridge, he can just make out the crowd of haterz playing drinking games, eying him through binoculars, and flipping him off.
“Screw those haterz,” he mutters to himself. “They were just holding me back. Now I can reach my true potential.”
As he makes his way across the barren shore of Serin Island, an inhospitable and highly volcanic speck surrounded by some of the most dangerous currents in the world, his mind wanders to thoughts of the future. His soon to be #1 foreclosure site has blown rival Yahoo out of the water. Advertisers clamor to be heard in their bid to be his sponsor for the month. His signature line of blue balls breaks earning estimates yet again.
Casey arrives at his home, a small hut made out of a Vdubs containing everything he needs to survive: a T3 connection, his laptop, a juicer, his murse, a fleshlight, and a small refrigerator containing a year’s supply of Macaroni Grill leftovers. He looks at the photo on the dash of his beloved Galina, and thinks of her far away, in the arms of local rich dad.
“How could you? He can’t even breakdance….you were supposed to take half of my debt…” he sobs. Then he brightens. “Itsallgood. Good things are coming, and when they do I will cease them.”
But to the impartial observer, a very different picture appears. Serin Island, located on the edge of the Guru Triangle, has for centuries been the bane of sailors and adventurers. Upon it’s rocky shores lie the rusting ghosts of past expeditions such as the S.S. Legate and H.M.S. Prlinkbiz. Even the award-winning U.S.S. Swaby was no match for its hazardous northern approach, going down with all 2759 aboard. The newly erected EN lighthouse stands on a lonely outcropping to warn future victims of impending disaster. Scientists claim that the entire island is rapidly sinking into the sea.
Casey checks his email for gold nuggets and finds several that look very promising. A fellow in Africa wants to give him “85 MILLIONS DOLLARS (85,000,000,000,00)” and he also recognizes a potential business opportunity in “FreeOnl1nePrescr1pt1onMeds!!!! hgjksgsiu”. He files them away for later consideration. Right now he is concentrating on his April Monkeydance Price List. He is a celebrity and his fans love to see him perform. And like other celebrity performers, he expects to be paid. With a smile on his face, he jots down $175 next to “nude photo of Galina.” Mount Cashcall grumbles ominously in the background.
Far off on distant mainland, a clerk at SBC notices that payment for T3 circuit 156437AXF is three months delinquent. With two fateful keyclicks, she enters a code into the database.
A few hours later a technician locates circuit 156437AXF on the patchbay and disconnects the BNC jumper, completely unaware of the tortured scream hundreds of miles away on an insignificant speck of rock in the forsaken Guru Triangle.
@Dude: R-Boy will sue.....and I'll pee on your carpet. (see the movie)
That carpet really ties the room together, does it not?
@ winner not a looser
That's a great ASW.
@ Jebidiah
That may be my lost post at IAFF. Sounds like I'm about to be banned.
@ Rob Dawg
Best tack to take with trolls is to ignore them. If they can't get under your skin, they get bored. And this is coming from one of the ones trolling Casey's new Instant Comment Service at IAFF.
http://timelineguy.blogspot.com/
TimelineGuy has a fan site. I would rather see a Best Of site, where all the best (funniest) comments and posts are re-posted, for one stop shopping. Maybe not the quick ones but certainly the lengthier works. I would love to see a Best Of blog for this.
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