Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Has Galina Been Giving Casey Special Vitamins?


People have noticed a few "changes" in Casey of late. Most chalked it up to the stress and lifestyle. I don't know. Galina might be working a few changes of her own with "supplements" to his modified vegan diet. He claims he was a solid hunka hunka of man beefcake meat only two years ago. Now look at him. The murse, the weight redistribution, the lack of spark.

N.B. I almost coughed up a lung when I found this picture. No, I did not photoshop it.

103 comments:

Anonymous said...

FURST!

Anonymous said...

CEASE THE MURST

Anonymous said...

Bwahahahahahahaha!

I am the fastest murse in the west!!!

Anonymous said...

Dear Mr. Dawg,

Enclosed you will find a bill for a new Dell keybooard. Please submit $39.95 as I spit our my coke all over it upon viewing the "new & improved" Snowflake.

Unknown said...

First & Murst

Loosers

Rob Dawg said...

Mr. Bubbles,

You may be out a new keyboard but my unceasing efforts to bring you the finest in blog theft images near cost me a lung when I found it. The sacrifices I make... "What does it take to get support around here?" ;-)

Shut up Casey and take your estroge... errr.... "vitamins."

Anonymous said...

Dawg,

Don't you mean " you ceased the moment"?

Anonymous said...

damn damn damn damn damn

I grab a quick diet coke from the frig and get firsted out. I am a looser once again.

Anonymous said...

I've seen listing on the CA MLS with less sq footage than that damn thing. Jeez....does it come with an engine and tranny?

Unknown said...

that has to be one of the better pictures Dawg. no need to photoshop that. It's damn close.

Anonymous said...

"unceasing" should be "unseizing"

Unknown said...

How'd you get the time machine working again? I'm pretty sure that is what fliptard will look like when he finally get released from Bubba's Loveshack...I mean jail.

Rob Dawg said...

....does it come with an engine and tranny?

The tranny is clearly visible.

How'd you get the time machine working again?

Mr. Peabody's wayback machine is an old friend of the EN. "Wayback"

Not a peep or whimper out of our little dandelioness. (S)he's completely docile at this point. Tonight Nightline adds a new orifice. tomorrow is 1 week before his 2006 taxes are due. No more beg-a-thons. No more Mr. "G" if the guesses are correct. The buddy covering his backside, Nigel, has his own problems now. Things are finally getting interesting.

Anonymous said...

Looks like Hillary Duff?

Anonymous said...

A big video editing job is in progress. At this stage, audio is not yet important, so, to fill my ears, I turned on the 300-gig external MP3 drive and dragged, into WINAMP, the commentary tracks from the season one SOUTH PARK DVDs.

I have undying respect for SOUTH PARK, and I think Parker and Stone are smart, funny guys. However, it's disconcerting how often they describe things as "sweet". If not for the Casey phenomenon, I would never have noticed.

Anonymous said...

Slightly OT, but probably of interest: Is it better to buy or rent calculator (NY Times)

Anonymous said...

Although I was on my lunch hour and missed two possible 'Murst's, just remember that it is I who created Murst(TM). FEAR ME!

Anonymous said...

Sorry to interrupt here, but who is Mr G? I seemed to have missed this one.

Can someone fill me in or point me in the right direction?

tahnks!

segfault said...

Anon @ 12:31 PM:

Mr. G is Casey's "money partner" who allegedly accompanied him on the Utah trip. He didn't want to be named. No info on what became of him.

Anonymous said...

We all know Mr. G is NS' mortgage boss......

....sorry, I looked at the image again. too funny.

Anonymous said...

While I was offline earlier today I had a brilliant insight for what Snowflake should do next:

Casey Serin needs to get hired on as Paris Hilton's chauffeur.

Consider this...the way things are going Paris will be lucky to stay out of jail (sound familiar?) much less keep her driver's license. But she's still got to go out clubbing and shopping and getting in front of as many cameras as possible

For sure Casey still has a driver's license and he sure could use a job, but not one of those ordinary looser jobs for him, special snowflake that he is. And he might not even have to use the V-Dubs!

Working for Paris would be ideal for the rip-n-burntard. He could learn all about media (overexposure), how to critically appraise things (in ParisLand things are either 'hot' or 'like, gross') and some new (to him but tired to all the rest of us) catch phrases (the aforementioned). And he gets to meet more celebrities (and celebutards) than he could possibly imagine plus catch any excess swag (we all know how he loves that free stuff) and publicity (from the paparazzi and outlets like Abcess Hollywood).

Paris not only will get to stay mobile, she'll have someone who is her intellectual equal, someone who knows a good handbag when he sees one, someone who can turn her onto healthier drinks like Jamba Juice and wheatgrass shots (if she had laid off the sauce she wouldn't need a chauffeur) and someone who will teach her some new (to her but tired to all the rest of us) catch phrases (like 'sweet' or 'looser') and someone who will pretty much do anything for a shot at fame and money.

Oh well it's time for me to cease explaining why this is a win-win.

What do you think?

Anonymous said...

Speaking of Nigel Bites, I found it highly amusing that in the blog Carnivale he hosted on his regular website, one of the lowest ranked pieces was on the topic of subprime fraud and shady mortgage brokers. Must have hit a little close to home.

Anonymous said...

hmmm, be careful casey, if yur too purdy bubba will give you some prison luvin.

Anonymous said...

Utah is passing a law to ban keyword advertising.

http://deseretnews.com/dn/view/0,1249,660210666,00.html

With Nigel that could be disasterous. Where would his advertising come from?

Anonymous said...

Hey where can we get one of those murses in the picture? Seems like it's big enough for Snowflake to live in...maybe we can all kick in a few bucks for one so he won't be homeless.

Unknown said...

The wife and I just finished watching the latest season of The Shield on DVD. 11 episodes in two nights! Great season...should start with season #1 if you haven't seen any of it.

How does this relate to Casey?

God how I wish Vik Mackey could do Snowflake's interrogation when he is arrested.

Anonymous said...

Here's a blog snowflake should read.

http://joelmaxwell.com/my-story/

Anonymous said...

Is the Nightline thing for sure? I haven't found it on their site.

Also, could someone post a link to some boilerplate/complain letters others have sent to lenders/media/government about CS?

I want to cram ABC, (and every other media outlet that has or might do shoddy reporting/research (Hello Suze O!) with info. Good, incriminating info.

Anonymous said...

I can't find anything about the ABC Nightline show with Casey in it tonight. Does anybody have a link to the source on this one?

Anonymous said...

Anon 3:29/ aka Fact-checkers?

It is on the CS wikipedia article.

I saw it here and there.

Between Imus and the Duke lacrosse charges being dropped, maybe Snowflake got dumped from Nightline?

If he ever had it.

Anonymous said...

From the "for the press" version of ABC's content I found these:

http://www.abcmedianet.com/

Under Nightline

ABC Media Relations:
Andrea Jones
(202) 222-6896

Natalie Raabe
(202) 222-7370

Photo Hotline:
(818) 460-6611
(212) 456-6710

Anonymous said...

does it not seem that CS is more like fodder for Dateline or 20/20, or comparable info-tainment & not for the stodgy & respectable Nightline?

just a thought

Anonymous said...

Okay it has been awhile since I have posted..but I have been scanning the blogs here and there selectively.

Casey, I know you read this so I will answer your questions for you.

Yes, Yes, and Yes.

I own a business (3 of them actually), I invest, I own 4 rental properties, and am the lienholder on an additional 8 properties. I also own my own house and I work a w-2 Job.

I do this all by myself..a one man show...no realtors, no lawyers, no accountants. I do my own taxes and I control everything and every aspect of my businesses from point a to z.

I am currently working on selling 3 of my rental properties and buying a 15 unit run down apartment complex with a straight across exchange.

The funny thing was, when I left a meeting relating to this I went straight over to a tenants house and used a plunger on their toilet.

My net worth is over 5 million and I am just over 30 years old.

I did this all by myself, put myself through college and have suceeded through perseverance and hardwork.

yes I can quit my w-2 job and survive quite nicely...but I like my job.

Oh and I miss stephanie J and her dirty yellow jeep.

Anonymous said...

Anyone out there use Twitter? Slate had an interesting article on their site and it got me interested. Here's the url of the Slate article. http://www.slate.com/id/2163861?nav=ais

I think we can use Twitter to reach a LOT of people and really get the word out there on Casey. There are millions and millions of people out in the world who have yet to be enraged by the idiot known as Casey Serin.

Anonymous said...

Does Mike Wallace still do 60 Minutes?

Anonymous said...

Mike Wallace retired in 2006.

Anonymous said...

to a tenants house and used a plunger on their toilet.

A concept totally lost on Snowflake and a lot of people his age. When I was in business I never assigned anyone to do a job I had not, at one time or another, done many times myself.....including the toilets. You'd be surprised how many times they looked at me like "I don't do that"....and I explain they aren't a damn bit better than me...and I sign their freakin' check. Over the years I saved well over a half million dollars in repairs by doing them myself or inhouse. You gotta do what you gotta do to make money....and I believe you know what I'm talking about.

Anonymous said...

No way that recent KC post was written by him.

@CHJTS. Great story. Congratulations.

Anonymous said...

I just have one thing to say after seeing that pic.

Boing!

Anonymous said...

@CHJTS

While we on EN share your success and wish you well, Casey is going to read what you posted and begin to hallucinate about sweet apt complexes. If a Russian idiot contacts you....RUN LIKE HELL....and don't rent to him either.

Anonymous said...

Forgot to add:
"I did this all by myself, put myself through college and have suceeded through perseverance and hardwork."

You are a double looser for getting an education and working hard.

Schnapps said...

This is getting a bit stale, Rob. How about a new post?

Anonymous said...

Oh WOW... cool. I don't make it a point to check Nigel's "Don't Hate Casey" website, but another message here made me click there for a quick check.

SURPRISE SURPRISE - I've been thrashed for my efforts to contact the FBI regarding Casey!

And in classic Nigel form... right down to misspelling my posting name.

I now rank among the few. The proud. The blog-thrashed by Nigel!

Akubi said...

Is KC on Nightline tonight or not?

Rob Dawg said...

BadjerJim,
Good thing you went over there sooner than later. The blog is dead. Tango Uniform. I for one won't be posting after Nigel reverses his mistake and it won't matter he's lost even the haterz™. Besides, he'll be too busy with his new blog poaching. Remember the wahasatch or whatever sites he was running for other people? Well he's squatted on a whole new batch of somilarly named sites for himself. He's basically looking for some way to keep the BMW is my guess as the mortgage and new home sales sectors are screwed.

Anonymous said...

Dawg especially since that scenario which MAY have happened,

When Casey went to Salt Lake on Nigel's Boss (G's) dime to talk about doing a high appraisal cashback deal on a newly developed $2+ million home from Gold Medallion homes?

And when they decided they couldn't make the margins work or Casey's credit was simply too shot to swing another deal effectively that deal died. But not before Nigel "interviewed" him and started to hammer out a business deal whereby Nigel would gather Casey's sweet traffic lightning bugs in a jar in exchange for...um, what DID cAsey get out of that deal anyway?

Anyway, this all COULD have happened. In which case, Nigel should be veeeeeery quiet right now. I mean he's made it impossible to post there. But the mess is too big to mop up now. Nigel's trying to clean up a car wreck with a paper towel.

Anonymous said...

Notice Swaby's not commenting anymore on DHC. Think it's a done deal...

Anonymous said...

On last night's Nightline - at the very end - they had a teaser for tonight's story - Facing Foreclosure - 8 houses in 8 months with a brief video (soundbite) of Casey.

Now, if any news today (i.e., The Duke case or the latest in the "who's your Daddy" saga), then it could be postponed until???

Anonymous said...

Casey got bumped looks like.

-Duke Lacrosse
-Anna Nicole
-Don Imus

Anonymous said...

Now that Casey's got Adbrite on his website, am I the only one that wants to put up an ad for Gambler's Anonymous?

Gypsy Pete said...

DHC has resorted to reposting EN content... Badjier Jim's FBI post. God Nigel pisses me off these days. Move along yourself you stupid jerk.

Akubi said...

Sorry, I was too busy catching up on crap, but BadjerJim’s comment was well–written, noble and clearly stated the issues at hand. If Nigel chooses to advertise it, all the better.
Perhaps I missed a discussion regarding today’s FBI news http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2007/04/11/MNGPNP65UN1.DTL&hw=FBI+white+crime&sn=001&sc=1000

Anonymous said...

PMSPMS -

Yep, he's the same jerk we all believe to be posting anonymous rips on Rob and other hater blogs for so-called copyright violation.

Whenever a guy like Nigel posts anonymous barbs and cries about Copyrights it means they know somebody is doing it better than them.

Anonymous said...

Rob
I think we should have a t-shirt that reads

"I got blog thrashed by Nigel Swaby and all I got was this t-shirt and an olympic pin!"

On the back it could say "Award winning T-shirt"

Besides giving us a fun activity; try to piss him off so that he goes berserk..I think it would also be a good conversation starter at a bar or party


"Hey, who's Nigel Swaby?"

Proud T-shirt wearer as he begins his talk like an old war veteran

"Ahh..Nigel Swaby, there's a story..let me tell you about a balding chubby loser..what, you never hear of him or his blog? No surprise, that's part of the story...sometimes, when the moon is full and and if it is quiet enough, you can hear the slow two finger tapping over the internet of a man typing for a blog that nobody reads...."

Gypsy Pete said...

@Legion...

PMSPMS giggles...

Aspeth said...

Legion said...
sometimes, when the moon is full and and if it is quiet enough, you can hear the slow two finger tapping over the internet of a man typing for a blog that nobody reads...."

This one goes into the Comments Hall of Fame.

Anonymous said...

isnt it illegal to profit from a federal crime?

Will this stop CS from profiting from his lame-o book?

How can we in the Hatersphere stop this?

JohnDiddler said...

it's too hilarious to stop. deluded man writes book. what's not to love about this?

casey's story has reminded me of the sloppy currency trader who brought down an established british bank. same kind of deal: he took advantage of an off-the-books account to hide losses, trying to manipulate markets (with some success) to attempt to recover from stupendous losses. that guy was way more interesting than casey. anyway, he was writing from his southeast asian prison cell, and didn't live long after it was published.

Gypsy Pete said...

@John 2:08AM

Nick Leeson is still very much alive - but also changed. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Leeson for more information.

Anonymous said...

It's only illegal for him to profit if he is convicted. I dislike the idea that he is passing the buck to consumers via a book when the guy did all the wrong things about foreclosure.

I think the solution is to find his publisher and protest, or, alternatively, create a web site outlining in a non-malicious way why this criminal shouldn't be endorsed. Second, it's a matter of what retailers actually carry his book. He's hiding the details because he knows haters can destroy his supply chain.

I doubt Casey is doing the writing. He's just the figurehead. His writing is too poor and his focus is mediocre at best. He will likely co-brand this book with someone else who may actually have a clue. The question is a matter of who.

I'm not an official hater, but I'm not sure I'd want to stop him from actually writing a book. The question is whether he'd legitimately pay back his debts or actually go on to succeed or squander away his wealth on bogus educational pursuits.

Anonymous said...

Tonight's blurb on IAFF was not written by Snowflake, it is in a style that is completely different from his "it's all good" use of the English language.

It reeks of clumsy PR, so I say it's probably Nigel.

A book.

LOL.

Yeah, I know lots of people who have written "books".

Anyone can write a book. With the Internet, and the right story, you might even be able to sell a PDF version and make a decent haul (and then it will hit the torrents and other pirate bays and your sales vanish as quickly as crab legs around failed "investors" and bald mortgage brokers.)

Or, if you have enough money, there are companies that will publish your book. You have to sell a lot to break even.

There are lots of publishers that specialize in self help type claptrap. Not a lot of cash, low royalty rates, and no advances. Lots of nonsense gets published.

Anyone can write a book. These days, just about anyone can get it published one way or another.

The key is...will it be read?

No, Snowflake, nobody will read yours, when the grist of the story, how you stole so much money, is already out there on your blog for free. And archived by many, many people who will republish it JUST to kill any potential sales of your silly little book.

We know you want to be famous, and be one of those gurus you came in your pants over at the seminars. We know.

You will never be one. Take THAT to the bank. You are too toxic. You have a bad story. You have nothing to offer. ANYONE can face forclosure and do 1000% better at recovery than you - you did'nt even try! What, a whole chapter on "lender ignoring mode"? Another on how NOT to call your lenders early on and figure things out? And the really good chapter, how to ignor your property so they get shabby and unlivable, with the mail making a mini mountain on the front porch. Yeah, that's a GREAT way to avoid foreclosure.

No, Shithead, your "book" will not be your way out. It will not sell. There is no clamor for you to tell your story. You are not old enough to have had an interesting life. You made too many mistakes nobody else will make, and your lazy aftermath is only good for showing people what NOT to do.

However, your book may inadvertently be quite funny as you try to be serious. Yes, we know, you bought lots of hair wax (ew) for all the photoshoots...but I tend to think that the wax will grow stale sitting beside unsold copies of your laughable book. The only sale you will make is to ONE Hater™, who will share it with everyone else.

You just don't get it, shithead. You have no talent, motivation, charisma, or charm. Nobody cares.

Repeat after me, Snowflake: nobody cares.

Nobody cares.

Anonymous said...

It’s Official: Foreclosure Book Coming....

-Casey "Deloosional" Serin

Anonymous said...

Casey is flailing.

Get a job - become a foreclosure portal - write a book - monkey dance - Savvy Chris - Rich Dad - Duane - Nigel.

Anonymous said...

casey has anew post about a book deal, probably doesnt realize real authors dont have to pay up front for publishing,, hardy har har

Anonymous said...

Yeah that's great Casey. I had a band that was signed too and we made a record that nobody heard. So if you don't think your little tome isn't going to get buried amid a thousand other books like "The Secret" or Patricia Cornwell's latest Summer Page Turner you are sadly mistaken. Is this going to be Guru/Expert style a la Kiyosaki or David Lereah or just the non fictional train wreck of your life?

As far as I can see your traffic would indicate that perhaps there would be a couple thousand copies sold. That wouldn't even halfway cover your advance (which by the way these days are pretty humourously tiny.

Good luck! Who signed you? Penguin? Morrow? Didn't think so. And if they know anything about you and how freaking lazy you are they'll hire a ghost writer to get it done quick (I can not imagine being that poor soul).

Frankly Foreclosures for dummies will sell better.

Anonymous said...

oh yeah bookdeal, might mean buy the PDF download for $9.99

hardy har har!

Anonymous said...

This is the best part of snowflakes post.

"By the way, look for me on ABC News tonight (unless it gets rescheduled again)."

Anonymous said...

Frankly this is not a riveting story. It's nothing that hasn't been covered in 2 minute fluffy news pieces. He's sure not going to write about the fraud aspect and enjoying his sweeet cashback on a Hawaiian vacation, or the fact that they "Needed to take a year off to enjoy themselves (WTF!!!!!!?!?!??!?) after they got married and live on credit cards". That would be good stuff. Instead I think it's going to be more instructional

Chapter 1: There are a lot of scammy gurus out there, try not spending tens of thousands on credit cards to finance their useless seminars

Chapter 2: Don't commit fraud to buy run down houses at the top of the biggest bubble market in history

Chapter 3: Don't pretend that owning these houses is your full-time job and then be so lazy you don't renovate them, thereby not selling them

Chapter 4: Don't start laying out your life for all the world to ciriticize and then plead ignorance as to why you are being hammered

Chapter 5: Don't go to foreclosure auctions and watch your bad business sense get rubbed in your face by some guy wearing a stupid hat using a trash can as a podium.

Chapter 6: Try to not dream up something to do with your unbelievably negative traffic, don't forge deal with a guy who's desperate for ANY kind of traffic

Chapter 7: Get book deal

Epilogue: Book doesn't sell, debts catch up, lawsuits, BK, jail, divorce, financial ruin.

Lou Minatti said...

How many days before Casey will get off his skinny ass and moderate comments for the latest "I have a book deal!" post? I am guessing sometime tomorrow afternoon.

Schnapps said...

Anyone wanna start a betting pool that he'll miss his deadlines and get sued by the publisher?

Anonymous said...

The key is...will it be read?

No, the key is who's going to proof it so us loosers can understand what he's trying to say.

The forward will read:
"Don't loose your house, cease your opportunity by buying my sweet book".

R-Boy said...

The closest thing to a “mortgage police” is the Inspector General’s Office at the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development, where some 650 investigators and auditors are chasing down mortgage fraud and predatory lending cases. In the past three years, they‘ve conducted 190 audits of lenders and brokers, brought 1,350 indictments and won $1.3 billion in court-ordered restitution orders. But it’s not yet clear whether they’ve gotten to the bottom of the problem, according to Kenneth Donohue, who heads the office.

(202) 708-1112

Anonymous said...

Oh, man now I am PISSED. If that little criminal FUCKTARD writes a book and actually makes money off his sad existence, I have half a mind to show up on his doorstep and break his kneecaps.

What a POS

Anonymous said...

I wonder if his publisher is aware of the contract he signed with PRLINKBIZ? The only way to truly find out if it is a binding contract is to hammer it out in court....would a publisher want to take on the potential cost of a legal battle? I would think (hope) not. And we all know Casey doesn't have the resources to fund his own legal battle. This could be a slam dunk for PRLINKBIZ.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if Byron Goatse is fronting him the money for this.

Anonymous said...

I have a feeling that Casey, or whoever is masquerading as Casey on the blog these days is going to really start to squash the negative comments. I just posted this comment over at IAFF....I am 99% certain it will not get through moderation.

"This chapter of your book (that nobody is going to care about or bother buying) should be called "grasping at straws". I had to chuckle out loud at the first sentence of your posting...

"With my experience trying to stop foreclosure and all the exposure on my foreclosure story - it’s only natural."

Experience trying to STOP foreclosure? What the heck did you do to stop foreclosure? You sat back and pretended to be busy, hoping for a sweet deal to fall out of the sky and into your lap. Any idiot can do that. You have had no success at ANYTHING you have attempted and face the facts little boy.....nobody cares. Wait, I need to clarify my statement. You had slight success at your disgusting begathon. You are a laughingstock with no talent, vision or common sense. You are lazy and feel entitled to living the good life without working your fingers to the bone for it. Your wife is just as bad as you are. She has to be, or she would have left you by now. Your sister in law perhaps is a victim in this, but I highly doubt it. At the very least, she is enabling you to continue your delusional behavior, but most likely she is hoping for a payoff from all of this one day also. Anyone who is not an active participant in your fiasco would be ashamed of you and pressuring you to grow up and become a real man.

I find it sickening that you are an immigrant and that you are squandering the opportunities presented to you in this country. Namely, an education and a chance to better yourself through hard work and perseverance. A large amount of people have never heard of Uzbekistan and if they have, they don't really know much about the country, other than the fact that YOU came from there (and we all know what a cr@p reputation you have!) I would rather have 10 million legal or illegal mexicans than ONE Casey Serin. A strong (and honest) work ethic is the greatest gift a child's parent can give them and your parents have apparently failed miserably at the task.

My biggest hope and prayer is that you and your wife are infertile and not able to perpetuate your arrogance, laziness and sense of entitlement onto a new generation. Oh, and I hope you rot in jail and/or hell."

Anonymous said...

I have a feeling this book deal is going to disappear in about a month the same way that $70K job offer did a few month ago did.

Anonymous said...

Just commented on the Snowflake book post:

I anticipate this being some sort of self-published drivel with a bunch of guru speak intertwined. You will probably be selling it on this site and maybe a few other places. If it was a real book with a real publisher, they would be giving you money - you would not have to come up with 'funding'.

How can you help anybody? You have not avoided foreclosure and you don't learn from your mistakes. As always, the question is 'What do you bring to the table besides colossal failure?'. What will differentiate your book from the many others by SUCCESSFUL people that are already on the market?

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't worry too much about the "Book deal"

Step 1: Casey writes flimsy 10 page book while cleaning up his part in mortgage fraud and with about 50 pages in ads about foreclosure sites.

Step 2: Casey borrows 20,000 to pay for book to be published and distributed

Step 3: Casey finally goes on the radar for his part in mortgage fraud

Step 4: Any money that his POS book makes get's taken from him by his lenders since he mentioned writing about the book before he has declared bankruptcy.

Step 5: Casey cannot profit from the book deal since he is a criminal and is not able to profit fro doing criminal acts.

Step 6: Nigel starts a new blog about "The Super Duper Secret Book" which nobody reads.

Step 7: Casey whines about how his book failed because of all the Haterz out there

Step 8: It is determined that the term 'looser' describes not only Nigel and Casey, but their sphincter tones in prison.

Anonymous said...

Casey Serin aint nothin but a nappy-headed ho!

Anonymous said...

Warden: Casey, we've received some interesting official correspondence today...
Casey: Ooh is it my new petroleum-free semi vegan lubricant? Bubba loves it when I keep it organic.
Warden: No, not exactly.
Casey: You know I've been doing butt kegels, it really helps work on my sphincter tone.
Warden: Oh god, I hate talking to you. We received your notice of parole.
Casey: Parole?
Warden: It means you're being released from prison.
Casey: But I like it here!
Warden: Sorry son, but you've got to go.
Casey: But..but..there are haters out there! And they'll be MEAN to me!! They ruined my book deal, my TV sitcom pilot, and my hair wax and highlights endorsements!! You can't make me go!! (Sob!) Bubba, hold me....

Miguel said...

I wonder if his publisher is aware of the contract he signed with PRLINKBIZ? The only way to truly find out if it is a binding contract is to hammer it out in court....would a publisher want to take on the potential cost of a legal battle? I would think (hope) not. And we all know Casey doesn't have the resources to fund his own legal battle. This could be a slam dunk for PRLINKBIZ.

I imagine this is precisely why they've stayed silent. No point making any public statements until Casey has something worth selling.

If I were them, I'd wait until the book was actually printed and ready to launch before staking a claim - it will be much more entertaining that way. (I Am Facing Mass Pulping, anyone?)

Anonymous said...

As far as Heekee saying Casey's traffic is down, the webstats don't show it. Sitemeter shows IAFF still going strong.

segfault said...

Two words: vanity press

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanity_press

BTW, KC's Wikipedia article needs to be updated to reflect the latest news on the sweet corporate credit scam and the book deal. Any volunteers?

mr. potato head said...

Interview with "T," part 3 of 3.

at All Things Good

http://itsallgoodsweet.blogspot.com

The last in the series of our interview with "T." Here we talk about the potential for Casey's ultimate suicide, what drives Casey to do the things he does, the likelihood of his future success, our guesses on how the whole Casey phenomenon will end, and more.

Anonymous said...

The PRWenches will be all over him if he makes a dime.

Anonymous said...

Could somebody post a link to BadgerJim's post or repost it here? I have no idea where to look.

Anonymous said...

Casey on Nightline?!?

Will he wear the blue shirt or the pink one?
Will he have his murse? If so, which one?
Will he wax his hair?

C'mon people....these are critical questions that must be answered.

Anonymous said...

He's trying to be like savekaryn.com - that chick who was in debt, begged for $$ on her website, got out of debt, & wrote not one but two successful books. Thing is - she was successful in her quest & a talented writer - he ain't.

And why write a book? It's all on his website & the stuff he left out is not very interesting. Plus he is still unsuccessful - who would want to read about a schmuck who fails to do anything above board?

Sac RE Agent said...

What is it with Casey's generation? It's not enough to put your unsubstantial life out there on the internet for all to tear apart? Apparently not. Now you need to pay to get a book published? God knows what will happen after he wins 'The SLC Award Winning Blog' award.

Humility Casey, humility.

Anonymous said...

I know some authors personally. They're not necessarily household names, but I consider them "successful" because they pay their bills exclusively by producing assemblages of the written word. The biggest book cash advance of which I've been made aware by these friends is approximately $10K.

Even if Casey's book was thought by a legitimate publisher to have enough sales potential to warrant such an advance, that amount wouldn't begin to cover what will likely remain, even after bankruptcy, of his massive liabilities.

If Casey is criminally prosecuted, $10K will serve only as an unfullfilling appetizer to any competent criminal attorney - although Casey's track record would suggest he will wait until his arrest, then hire the first lawyer listed on the ad on the back of the phone book.

Spray a bug with your favorite bug killer. The bug's actions will become ever more frantic, culminating in purposeless spasms before it drops completely dead. Casey's behavior, as presented at IAFF - whether it's actually his or poorly crafted proxy - suggests he was sprayed thusly, by belatedly dawning awareness, only a short while ago.

Anonymous said...

Hello children. Today I'm going to tell you the tale of "The Little Dawg Who Cried Forums."

There once was a fearless blog leader named Rob Dawg. He found himself amidst a swarming writhing mass of angry angst-filled humanity bent on destroying a certain fliptard. Through skillful maneuvering, sci-fi knowledge, and pure grit he emerged as the undisputed leader of The Haterz.

However, this power came at a price: The Haterz demanded forums so that they could actually keep track of what was being said. Rob Dawg would decree "forums this weekend, Haterz" yet the appointed time would come and pass with the Haterz still finding themselves forumless. "Forums tomorrow seriously" he cried out to the expectant crowd. Yet again he did/doth not deliver.

One day, Rob Dawg finally finished his forum tweaking. "Forums are ready, people!" was his triumphant post. Yet there was no response. The year was 2022 and the Serin saga had long since ended. Poor Rob Dawg was forced to spend eternity in his lonely cobweb-ridden forum skewering Nigel by himself.

Later, he was also eaten by a wolf.

The moral of this story?
FORUMS
FORUMS
FORUMS
FORUMS
FORUMS

Unknown said...

These last two comments had me laughing pretty hard, thanks for the chuckles.

Rob Dawg said...

Tell my wife that I didn't finish the taxes but I did launch the forums. I'd be no better than Casey.

Anonymous said...

Could somebody post a link to BadgerJim's post or repost it here? I have no idea where to look.

Look under the topic "Nigel Alert" at 4:28pm

Anonymous said...

Imaginary Forums Fairy

Hmm, condescending tone, check

Hatred of Rob Dawg, check

Lack of humor despite blatant attempts at being witty, check

It's Nigel! Nigel is a fairy....check check check!!!

Anonymous said...

Screw the forums. I like the blog the way it is.

Miranda Mayer said...

@All things good
You know what I mean?

::smirk::

Anonymous said...

Let's make it an even 100.

Anonymous said...

or one hundred and FIRST! Whee!

Anonymous said...

or one hundred and FIRST! Whee!

Anonymous said...

Sorry...got a little too enthusiastic with the publish button there...I'm blaming it on it being Friday the 13th :)

Anonymous said...

*** gives TV RYB a small cup full of pills ***

Take your meds, sweetie.