Young Sercasey,Please. There are thousands of happy, healty, finacially sound readers with comfortable lives and bright futures. Why, oh why are you making them feel so bad by sharing your lows? Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you frown alone. Itsallgood.
Note to EN readers, buck up. We all knew this was coming. No time to feel sorry. He is finally understanding some small part of the consequences. His supporters are coming around to reality. Itsallgood.
91 comments:
First!
Furst, Murst, etc. Where is everyone?
You don't think this is really the end of our happy-go-lucky itsallgood Casey do you?
I won't believe it.
Please, Casey just wanted to use the cover photo for his "book" somewhere...
Thurst...and of course it's not the end. It's the beginning of a new troll.
don't woory casey, you are kinda cute and will be very popular here. I hope we can be cell-mates.
respectfully,
Benjamin Dover
Inmate #8675309
Dick'll Make You Slap Someone!
Does he TRULY believe anyone won't see how staged that photo is? It is pathetic.
It's a pose, no doubt about it. Going for the sympathy plea now, also, since he seems so low, it will make his "comeback" that much more spectacular. I mean look at the diff between
"I was too lazy to get a real job, I didn't REALLY cut back to basic necessities, I still had a laptop, cable, two cell phones, and still would take 1 week vacations or "business trips" (ha ha at IRS), and I had my wife doing slave jobs working for me so we could make ends meet, I was mooching off my wife's sister (hey she has a job, she doesn't need MY money) but hey, I finally got rid of the properties and it was the BANKS who lost money, not me, and I declared bankruptcy to wipe out the remainder of my 150K debt..and LOOK at ME NOW!"
vs
"My marriage was in shambles, I owed EVERYbody money, I was behind in rent, couldn't afford a decent car, had 150K in credit card debt, and I was STILL sinking...but look at me now!"
Oh snap. I go to an interview for a new looser job today (ever so slightly lower pay but a 5 minute commute vs. the hour plus long commute I have now) and look what I miss.
(No I haven't read all the comments).
So if Casey really snapped, maybe its because Galina threatened to leave him? Anyone know about Orthodox (am assuming its orthodox) Church marriages/divorces?
Of course, from his last comment he seems to be on an upward manic swing now. Probably just another trolling attempt.
Ah well. Entertainment for the weekend. I'm going to go open a bottle of wine and read those comments.
Before he deletes my two comments, I'm the one posting with the enviable "Casey Serin" username :-)
I timed the comments during the real Casey's naptime... heh. I couldn't get the damn headshot icon to appear, even though I changed my email address to "casey@serin.us" and my webpage to http://serin.us on my WordPress profile. Any more amateurish hack suggestions appreciated ;-)
Does he TRULY believe anyone won't see how staged that photo is? It is pathetic.
Even last September people were complimentary of his photovisual skillz. Never took but I'll be the furst to say he has "the eye."
LOL, gameover is really giving it to him over at IAFF, great comments GO!
From C @IAFF:
"Wake up at 6am, exersize, juice, shower and be ready to work at 8am. The nap gives me a shot of energy and keeps me going till midnight."
What a looser
No sympathy from me, Casey. Hundreds of us gave you sensible advice and you didn't listen.
How long did you work on the lighting for that staged photo?
Thank you, I'll be here all week!
I had the pleasure of putting a couple back and blowing off some steam with some coworkers. Talk about a sh*tty week. B*tchy phone calls, HARD work (not manual cleaning a pool though!) and I work 40 effing hours. No sweet deals in the works for me.
Although, my boss LOVES me, I work my @SS off every single day and when she leaves (probably soon) I'll be getting a SWEET promotion WAY beyond my years. Oh yeah, I LOVE MY looser J-O-B.
Something snowflake will NEVER understand, even while taking it deep from Bubba.
HARD WORK PAYS OFF. End of story.
Lou,
I thought maybe it was C at NASA this afternoon. He was there applying for a JOB as a programmer and the interview went bad....what gives on that situation?
By the way, Flailing forward is kicking his ass too.
Now, WHY THE FUCK does Galina have a freakin laptop? I mean STILL!!!! Sorry sis and cashcall and creditors, I don't have the money to pay you, look right here on my laptop and internet conenction to see that we are broke!
Game bitchslaps Snowflake:
"(PS. You know I post my comments elsewhere so why not let them through?)"
True Haterz(tm) fashion. We win...you loose...why struggle?
Cargo Cult Casey™ believes that if he uses the trappings of modern business--blackberry, wi-fi, internet; or the early-adopter stylings of the young and (cosmetically)sucessful--murse, rims, diet; or incants the self-affiming words--itsallgood, failforward, winwin, etc. --that money will magically fall from the sky, without any effort or knowledge. He fails to grasp the reality that he must actually create value to collect a reward.
TANSTAAFL.
In Casey's case, Chicken Little was right.
My comment to Casey: Brother, you asked for it.
Pardon my crossposting. I figure he's less likely to delete if it's over here too.
xpost:
Since I’m in interrogator mode, how about verifying these cashback amounts. These all come from you in one way or another at different times.
Calla Way: $30k, used to pay off your credit card debt.
Burdett: supposedly nothing, but your chart shows $15k. You also supposedly took out the $10k 21% Cashcall loan to cover repairs on this house.
Guadalajara: nothing
Sonora: $20k
Muncy: $15k (chart shows $30k). Was all of this used to reno the home?
Utah: $18k (chart shows $20k) Little of this was spent on the property because the realtors fixed the property at their own expense in return for a higher commission.
Larchmont: $50k, some of which was used on a partial reno.
Angleridge: nothing
So the low total is $133k and the high total is $165k. Of this, $30k went toward your credit cards, it sounds like either $30k or $60k went to the Angleridge deal, and some went to reno Muncy and partially reno Larchmont. The rest went??
Feel free to correct me on anything.
xpost:
On to your credit card spending.
You made $35,000 on your first deal, which was the condo you sold in March 2003. By the time you got married in April 2004, you had blown all of this. On 12/3, you state that Galina entered the marriage with no debt. By the time you do your next deal, Calla Way, in October 2005, the two of you have managed to run up $30k on credit cards (you say from your wedding and seminars.) You use the cashback from Calla to pay this off. So, in October 2005, you’re back to zero credit card debt. By September 2006, the two of you have racked up another $140,000 on 19 credit cards.
In addition to that, you owe $27k on promissories, and borrowed $8000 from friends and relatives. This is not even counting your possible corporate credit shenanigans or the money you’re effectively borrowing from Yulia by not paying rent.
Not even counting any money you made, you two managed to blow through $175k+$130k = about $300k in a year and three months, using the lowball cashback number.
From reading Earth Mission, all you two did during that time was take one vacation, go to a lot of seminars, nap, and play around with the properties. Where the hell did all of this money go, Casey?
xpost:
Let’s tally the guru-time.
Anything before Oct. 2005 (Russ Whitney, Kiyosake, others-15k?) was paid off with the Calla Way cashback. After that we’ve got:
3/3-3/6 Bruce Norris
3/24-3/27 Wealth Expo
3/31-4/2 Bruce Norris
5/19-5/21 Bruce Norris
6/23-6/26 Bruce Norris
7/10-7/16 David Lindahl
7/16-7/23 Kris Kirshner
12/10-12/16 NRU
I’m not counting the one day ones, since those appear to be free sales pitch sssions. That’s about a month and a half out of a year at expensive RE seminars.
Regarding the photography, is it Casey who has "the eye" or the photographer (Galina?), given that he's in the good photos and I'm not sure how easy it is to get these sort of shots on timer or bulb.
The Xmas photos weren't that great. However, those shots from the "Still-life with Vegetables and Cutting Board" series aren't shabby.
Hey Rob Dawg,
I like the new Nigel a lot better than the old one. How about you?
Hehe
You know, I've been looking for a job for a few months now, and although I have had a bunch of interviews, I haven't gotten an offer yet. That gets frustrating and depressing, and some days I mope and feel sorry for myself.
But although I don't particularly like the job I currently have (I am overqualifed and underpaid, bigtime), I do have a W2 looser job, with full benefits, that brings in money while I look for something better. So I'm depressed but at least I am not broke too.
By the way, Flailing Forward is kicking his ass too.
Flailing Forward, you are frickin' AWESOME in that thread. Tough questions with the numbers to back them up. And not getting distracted by the poor-me-I'm-overwhelmed and yay-me-its-all-good strawmen Casey is setting up.
@Benoit: shame. I was hoping it was still casey@serin.us -- then we could have staged a Spartacus moment in which we *all* suddenly become Casey.
At 5:10 PM, Flailing Forward said...
"Pardon my crossposting. I figure he's less likely to delete if it's over here too."
Personally, I never post on Cargo Cult Casey™'s site. I'm afraid of catching cooties.
@Cordwainer Bird: the dull photos from the Utah trip make it pretty clear Galina's the one with the talent behind the camera.
My favourite terrible photo from that set is still Checking out the kitchen -- HIS EYES. OH MY GOD, HIS DEAD EYES.
I also like the Poseable Casey Action Figure qualities of Ready for business and Macaroni Grill photo op. Poseable Casey Action Figure comes complete with removable sunglasses and man-bag accessories! It's all good!*
Offer void where cashback probibited by law. The FDA has issued no statement concerning the efficacy of wheatgrass. Sense of remorse or responsibility not included.
*The value of your property may go down as well as up.
Flailing Forward's asking about the $39-for-20-minutes Foreclosure Advice Hotline. And I have struck gold: the first beg-a-thon PayPal screenshot shows that he got at least one punter.
"Cargo Cult Casey™ believes that if he uses the trappings of modern business--blackberry, wi-fi, internet; or the early-adopter stylings of the young and (cosmetically)sucessful--murse, rims, diet; or incants the self-affiming words--itsallgood, failforward, winwin, etc. --that money will magically fall from the sky, without any effort or knowledge. He fails to grasp the reality that he must actually create value to collect a reward."
I know you can all read it the first time, but these words need to be quoted.
I have jobs, and a business, and real estate... I've won some, lost some. Making deals is stressful, but I've done it. And one thing I believe in: Simplicity. Why the gadget? Why the machine? Can't I fix it with a drill and some epoxy? I started my business with nearly zero startup costs. (Except lots and lots of hard work and sweat, on a lame junker computer.) In business, we talk about the "top line" and the "bottom line"... bottom line is expenses, top line is income from value. The notion of value is completely foreign to our snowflake, as is the notion of controlling costs. You can't think about how costs cut into income when you haven't delivered any value that makes any income. It's all just colored bubbles!
Likewise... FlailingForward is kicking azz and taking names. Excellent summary.
The media, interviews on TV, etc. have all taken the story angle of "here's a poor investor who got caught in the Real Estate Bubble! Poor Casey!"
... when that's only a small part of the story. Cash back at close is only mentioned peripherally. And pissinng through $150K in credit card debt never even comes up.
LM M - I love it! You're right, yet again we prove Casey isn't the greatest fool...much to my dissapointment.
Love you guys but I gotta tear into Casey a bit more.
Careful, Nigel's awake. I predict another "why are you letting the haterz run the show" post on DHC shortly.
(Oh, and here's Nigel's foreclosure site. Ha. Go get em, tiger.)
He always talks about a ton of opportunities. But we have only seen a couple of them, and NONE of them worked out. He needs to get a clue!
As for his email, damn 700+ messages. He has been an easy mark in the past, and people know this. Get a clue if the opportunity is too good to be true, it probably isn't a good opportunity.
As for his week taken off, I suppose the lecture he made was part of that. The one his parents gave him a $100 gas card to get to. He never mentions if he got paid for the visit. I mean why bother spending your money to tell this story which makes you look like a fool.
Experience, and responsibilty are two things he lacked, not to mention attention to details.
The process of the "opportunities" is just taking too long. Well perhaps you are simply being used and strung along. The only thig I see is Casey is an easy mark.
1st thing I would do is consult a lawyer, and get this bankrupcy thing done. There is no saving, it is done. Perhaps let him advertise on the site.
And for him turning off the site. A more simple solution would just forget the comment part. A hour every other day to update the story is really all it would take. And then perhaps a bi-monthly talk cast.
Too lazy to make an account.
Does anyone know how Casey's blog can be copied and/or saved so if he shuts down the blot, the information and photos are still accessible?
SCREW YOU GUYS; I HAVE A POOL.
HA! If he kills commenting that will be the biggest winwin in haterz hiztory.
Go ahead and strike us down, Casey...you will only make us strongerz....
I feel like Obi Wan Kenobi.
Lawnmower Man-
Is that all there was to Nigeypoo's site or did he delete it?
Those Casey/Nigel photos are whore-iffic. The Mac Grill one is classic. Nigel is 85% forehead. And what's up with the organic hair wax? He looks like they took a hipster's head and stuck it on It's Just Pat's body.
Williamsburg, Brooklyn is full of guys with hair like that who spend an hour/day and $200/mo making it look like they never bother with it. There was a time when having fucked up hair meant something. It meant that you actually didn't give a crap about your hair.
Can someone explain to me the whole Annie and her windshield problem.
I posted this right after one of Nigel's "that wasn't me" comments.
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Oh poor Nigel, more people are impersonating you. Quick question. If a Blogger blogs but no one comments, does it matter?
Why do you bother posting here? You threw Casey under a bus
::cough:: RV ::cough::
as soon as your SWEET DEAL fell through.
Casey if you should ban anyone it should be Nigel. Not only is he a Haterz™ but he stabbed you in the back and twisted the knife. That and the fact that he sucks @ analysis and is so slow with the mortgage business that all he can do is blog.
Think about it, we all offered helpful hints from the beginning, many in detail and well thought out. Nigel was in it for the $$$ and doesn’t give a sh*t about you.
i'm in the mood for a monkey dance tonight.
If you want a place to put your comments from Casey's blog, you can put them in the comments on mine. Let me know and I'll set up a post - daily if needed.
Red Schnapper
(Hopefully the clicky link works :))
I'll say this slowly, so you Haterz can understand-
I
HAVE
A
POOL
Get it? I have a BMW, an Award Winning™ blog with 2759 unique visitors, and a POOL. How dare you question my greatness and wisdom?
Schnapps,
I'm still waiting for Taraxacum Officiale Galinalis;).
Not to steal your thunder, Dawg :)
Its set up for today. If no one wants it in a few days I intend to delete it
:)
Akubi, I know you're waiting on that.
But a bottle and a half of really good wine between the two of us? Not conducive to that tonight :>
Besides, its San Jose vs. Nashville tonight - Go Sharks. :>
Hi Game Over:
I've been quietly watching the events of the past few days.
When I saw how Casey LIED about using his consulting money for rent I was royally PISSED.
Here we were, you, me, T, and a large handful of other kind haterz providing snowflake with the means and opportunity to make a fast buck to meet his CashCall payment in 18 hours time. He was able to do this w/out having to post either his or Galina's special services on Craigslist.
What really inflamed me was to read that he went out of town the week following. We know, since it was his wedding anniversary, Galina was with him. So nice Casey can afford a little vacation but not pay rent, eh.
The big problem Casey has is he forgets his own lies..... and it trips him up every time.
Casey has sent me an e-mail for the payment.
However, as we all know, he did not live up to the terms of the agreement. First, there was a $20 donation from T (I think), not to go to CashCall, but to buy food. He was to post a photo of the shopping bag the next day. Never happened. Next, I asked him "how much Galina had in her checking account." He never answered the question. All he was saying was that HE had $40 in HIS checking account. Never did say how much he or Galina had in other accounts (i.e., her account, a joint account, a buiness account, etc.).
Personally, I think Casey is so "sick" (i.e., mental illness or personality disorder) that he really fails to understand what he does and how his behaviors affect others.
Is that all there was to Nigeypoo's site or did he delete it?
No, that's it. Check Nigel's profile for a bunch of other ghost sites -- his ambition clearly far outstrips his ability.
But... but... I thought he had a team set up and HE DIDN'T NEED Casey to make the site...
Must be too busy hanging out in his VIP pool with Jessica Alba and Angelina Jolie.
Annie, don't ever give that liar a dime. Send him a picture of your new windshield though.
To ann @ 7:15 p.m.
I'm Annie. A few weeks ago Casey posted he needed $$ by noon the next day or CashCall would....
Anyway, he posts for "donations." I got this stupid idea that he should not get "donations" but earn the money by answering questions. And, the idea seemed to work. People donated $$... (some people got pretty silly). As the night wore on, I had a little wine, got a little tipsy and said that if he answered every single question, honestly, and not only my questions but those of others, I would consider making a donation of $250.
It was stupid. I was "thinking under the influence." Anyway, while it appeard Casey, in part, lived up to the bargin - there were selective questions he didn't answer.
The next morning, in the light of day, I realized how stupid I was. I was getting a tax refund -- the money earmarked for a new windshield.... instead, I go and get this crazy idea.
During a 36 hour period I was just sick..... I typically honor my agreements, however, while Casey did make an attempt in answering my questions, critical ones were never fully answered.
In the meantime, Casey did make in excess of $600....
He really suckered us.... down to $40, "consulting project" (burning CDs) earnings were to pay his rent that was 2 months past due... Galina having to quit school because they couldn't afford the gas, etc., etc., etc.
By my estimation, when he "went out of town" he had approximately $1,600 cash - $1,200 from his "consulting project" and $300 remaining from the Casey-a-thon. We now know he didn't pay rent. We alson know that he has the $$ to go to Ikea and buy stuff....
That's the story - give Casey $250 or get a new windshield.
Thought I'd post this before Casey delete's it.
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251. Honestly Wondering
April 20th, 2007 at 7:59 pm Casey,
The other guys here are doing a great job with the important questions, but I just want to take a moment and address the elephant in the room: suicide, aka “offing yourself”.
Some get shocked when it’s mentioned; personally, in an overpopulated world, I don’t have any religious or moral issue with it. In my book, we all own our own lives, and ultimately if an adult has considered all the alternatives and has rationally decided that it’s time to check out, then happy landings. As long as they don’t record bad videos for NBC and start college shooting sprees, it’s none of my business if someone wants to decrease the surplus population by one.
So if that moment should come for you - and again, I don’t care one way or the other - then for the love of God, do your research and do it right. Most attempts aren’t successful.. turns out, human beings aren’t easy to kill. So don’t do your usual halfassed Casey scheme and end up overdosing/undercalibering yourself into either lasting brain or organ damage. Don’t do it where you could possibly be interrupted, and don’t flirt with it. Surviving suicide is not a sweet deal.
Also, think of the mess and the paperwork. Please be courteous and considerate to the others - Galina and Yulia, the Motel 6 staff, the paramedics, etc. - who are stuck dealing with your leftovers.
Here is some fairly comprehensive, well considered (and nonjudgmental, cause we know you don’t like to be judged) information on the subject. At the very least, education is always fun.
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C posts:
"and one guy even wanted me to help him get started in real estate investing."
C giving investing advice HAS to be criminal. Anyone know the statute?
Alas, it got deleted pretty quick.
Funny. I thought it was pretty respectful, myself. More importantly, I was reminding him to be respectful of others.
Maybe that's what he had the problem with.
I am 99% certain Casey is a conman on one level or another. The remaining 1% is reserved for an exotic combination of Bipolor/ADHD and some yet to be diagnosed disorder.
Snowflake wrote:
On charging people $39 to help with foreclosure. I have only had one person so far pay for that (I offered it to only 4 or 5 people). I was slow slow in getting back to him I decided to refund his money. I’m still helping him by email with what I know.
I'm the one who posted the original message revealing this little scam. If my own fake mail for help constitutes 1 of the 4 or 5 people who Snowflake offered to help, it seems pretty damn clear that there is NO significant audience of people reaching out to this buffoon for help.
Further proof that without "hater" comments he's got nothing on his site. In fact, at this point, I'm not sure he has anything in his life period but the "haters".
Annie,
To hell with Snowflake. Don't pay. I know you're torn because you don't want to seem that you're stooping to his level, and there may be a general concern that this lets him take the "high moral ground", but let's not kid ourselves. He misrepresented the situation - all agreements are null and void.
Game,
Saw your comment on IAFF about a Beg-a-thon and G dancing....count me in on the bankroll. If he "bites", we can set the criteria....let me know.
Okay who broke Snowflake's 'puter/TV so that now we all have to look at a pic of him acting all sad?
Ya think Yulia had the cable/satellite TV disconnected?
Seriously though, if you wanted to see sad, you should have been here in Virginia today where eight out of ten people were wearing maroon and/or orange in honor of 32 *real* martyrs. That and the heartfelt apology from the sister of a dead nutjob with a media obsession and a couple of guns.
Hey Tony please fix me a drink already...glad you're back!
Essentially, Casey is busy pondering the best African country for his Casey Land Diamond Resort strategy. He's considered a couple of Malaysian islands, but figured the African coast is his best option given the overall win-win situation.
Q: How many Casey Serins does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one. He simply holds the bulb while the entire universe revolves around him.
An oldie but goodie! :-)
Q: How many Casey Serins does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one. He simply holds the bulb while the entire universe revolves around him.
An oldie but goodie! :-)
Benoit, you're repeating yourself :)
itsallgood, though :)
BTW, I suspect he's a big fan of those techno-Neil Diamond remixes.
Casey wrote @ IAFF:
"I will be at the Modesto property tomorrow around noon time to clean the pool myself. It shouldn’t be that hard. Will have to find a place to rent the pump in the morning.
Anybody is welcome to swing by and say hi. Maybe we can all pitch in for pizza and have a little hangout."
Cassandra's Predictions:
1) Casey will find that the work is, in fact, hard.
2) No one outside of Galina will come by to help. There may however be jeering onlookers. Galina's efforts will be ineffectual.
3) Speaking of ineffectual: Casey is the poster boy for that term. Mental images of Casey getting down for some real (dirty) work, anyone? Think 3 stooges.
4) The task of cleaning the pool will not be completed on Saturday 4/21/07.
5) Ineffectiveness or unavailability of the pump will be used as the excuse for non-completion. Alternatively, car trouble.
Please bookmark these predictions to check for accuracy tomorrow evening.
Cassandra, I think you're pretty close but missing a couple.
1) Snowflake won't wake up until around noon. By that time it will be pretty late and he'll need to make a couple of calls about sweet deals, and then he'll put up a post asking people whether or not they think it's still worth him going down to Modesto.
2) In the end Snowflake will go nowhere on Saturday, but vow that on Sunday he'll do "God's work" and clean up the pool. He swears he'll be there at Muncy on Sunday by 10 AM.
3) Sunday he'll again wake up late, maybe around 11:30 this time, and end up getting to Modesto at around 2PM. By the time he'll get there he finds out (by calling his realtor of course) that the actual price of renting the pump is about $55, more than he expected.
4) Rather than rent the pump he'll decide just to go over and take a few photos of the pool. He'll make a half-assed attempt at doing some sort of cleaning, which will last all of 90 seconds.
5) Sunday night (or more likely Monday) we get a big post from Snowflake where he writes "Well, at least I tried!"
If he doesn't get some comments from people saying they'll meet him there, he won't even leave his house tomorrow.
I really hope some unannounced local haterz show up though. Think how fun it would be to show with a couple of cases of beer, a jug of well spiked jamba, a BBQ pit, and a jambox with some of that 80's movie takin' care of business scene music. Grill up something horribly un-vegan, yell at him, hit on Galina, and peg him with empties.
It brings a tear to my eye...I'm getting verklempt...
Cassandra, Lets not forget the fact that he has no electicity there.
Also, unless he gets a big ass pump with a bigger hose than just a garden hose, that pool will take a hela lot longer than just a few hours to drain.
Plus he has no way to refill it. I wager at best he goes and dumps some bleach or other chemical into it to kill the skeeters. Which considering his record would still be impressive.
Jesus I just read Snowflake's "Sad Rant". I have no sympathy. I thik he should shut the blog down. He doesn't ahve the balls. Instead he has so many hairbrained ideas I have a massive headache. Nothing will be accomplished. If I were him I'd kill it and all the "negativity" would go away (especially when I started working full-time.)
Truly exhausting.
Why wait until the weekend? It's not like he has a job to go to.
Who the hell is Angelina Jolie and how does she relate to Casey’s new resort in the wheat grass capital of Malaysia?
Sir Casey,
Please note the following Sanskrit phrase is not literal:
Gate gate paragate parasamgate bodhi svaha
Casey could clean that pool in no time. He could just jump in naked and all the algae would jump out and run away screaming.
Hey haterz,
You guys just don't under stand how much pressure I am under..
finances, opportunities, marriage, religion, success story, book, scamming people out of 39 dollars.. etc etc...
I can't take the pressure anymore, something has got to give, and it isn't that wheatgrass shot I took before my nap and after typing a few sentences on the blog.
Maybe somebody wants to decide for me what I should do next? I don't have the time with my media whoring and stuff. My mind is going in so many different directions and you know there isn't much to spread around.
By the way, don't forget, I am having a pizza and beer party at the pool tomorrow at saturdayish, please bring the beer, and the pizza, and a strong work ethic. I'll be the idea man and tell you guys how to work. If one of you can bring a camera or video (I'll name you on my blog), and maybe someone else can bring me some gas money so I can get back (taxi money would be even better), oh and maybe some other generous soul can bring me money to pay yulia with (can you believe the heartless bitch has threatened to throw me out? This after I told her month after month that when I hit it big she would get her rent money plus 50% interest!!!!)
I'm really expecting a big turnout tomorrow, since most people have spent the whole week working a looser job while I sat on my ass and took numerous poses of myself in feigned despair, and are probably eager to help me because I am so special and shit.
By the way, first one to show up, or should I say murst one (ha ha, I can talk hater too), gets a picture of the pool with the glowing green water from the satellite pic, AND I will personally sign it as to MY BIGGEST FAN!
Ok people, if a lot of people show up we can all get out of there quicker! For this to work we have to build up some excitement about spending a Saturday cleaning up someone else's garbage. Ideas people give me some CRAZY ideas! Let's show everybody what some good old fashion elbow grease can do!
Ok, so here is what we need
1. money for pump
2. rakes for leaves
3. garbage bags for dirt
4. face masks for smell
5. Lawn chair for me to orchestrate from
6. pizza
7. beer
8. camera or video
9. taxi fare
10. rent moeny for the bitch
11. Some wheatgrass for me to drink...I heard it's gonan be a hot one
C'mopn people let's do this and show all the HATERZ what being creative is all about!!!!!!
this blog just gets funnier.
I made a point of telling Casey that when he slashes his wrist to cut down, not across and to practice on Galina first.
I also told him that he could ban whatever he wants, but that I could change my IP address at any time.
Let's see if he freaks out over that.
@2:51: You should be ashamed of yourself. If Casey committed suicide, millions of E. Coli in his butt would be left to slowly starve.
I don't understand why he thinks he can control anything in an unmoderated forum. He can't. BUT, it WILL drive his traffic higher and he knows it. Too bad it'll be all haterz. I guess he figures, why let the Haterz get his traffic. It'll wear off in a burst of ugly reality soon enough.
Dawg, don't kid yourself, these are not cracks we're witnessing. The Sociopath feels no emotion, yet has discovered they can elicit desired responses by mirroring emotional behavior.
A mnemonic that can be used to remember the criteria for antisocial personality disorder is CORRUPT:
* C - cannot follow law
* O - obligations ignored
* R - remorselessness
* R - recklessness
* U - underhandedness
* P - planning deficit
* T - temper
I don't think Casey is antisocial. Antisocials behave rationally and know what they're doing is wrong. They would never be so stupid as to confess their crimes on a blog. Casey's problem is distinguishing fantasy from reality. He honestly believes he's a successful businessman and doesn't understand why others don't see him as such.
I personally think he's well aware of what he's doing, it just seems a goof that somebody could choose exactly the wrong path in nearly everything they do. I wonder if it's his inability to make decisions which hurts him most? I can only imagine the trainwreck that is his sex life. "Galina, would you like to be touched here, or here? Maybe I should consult somebody about this...hang on let me blog this one, I'll be back in a bit. Maybe I should get a team together, I'm the idea man, but execution isn't my strong suit."
It's actually a good thing he doesn't drink or use drugs, because this sort of reckless behavior would play out in the form of car wrecks with innocent bystanders. Instead his life is a series of metaphorical car wrecks. At least we can laugh about these.
So is Casey a sociopath? I still think YES! The warning signs are all there:
1. failure to conform to social norms with respect to lawful behaviors as indicated by repeatedly performing acts that are grounds for arrest
Well this one is the proverbial no-brainer, the guy commits multiple counts of fraud. God only knows what else he's done. But admitting to one crime opens the door for consideration of others, particularly if you're a whackadoodle.
2. deceitfulness, as indicated by repeated lying, use of aliases, or conning others for personal profit or pleasure
$39 for some "help", unlimited email consultation: over 700 unanswered emails.
3. impulsivity or failure to plan ahead Ready, Fire, Aim
4. irritability and aggressiveness, as indicated by repeated physical fights or assaults He hasn't got the build for fights, this one's iffy, but he do hate his haterz.
5. reckless disregard for safety of self or othersModesto West Nile Virus breeding ground. Need I say more?
6. consistent irresponsibility, as indicated by repeated failure to sustain steady work or honor financial obligations I don't even know where to begin with this one.
7. lack of remorse, as indicated by being indifferent to or rationalizing having hurt, mistreated, or stolen from another The guy has never followed one single piece of advice. He asks for help in an effort to appear that he's remorseful for his actions, but his having never followed a single person's advice, or even responded to it speaks volumes!
Keith at HP predicts fame and fortune for Mr. Serin... No wonder I stopped reading his blog.
http://housingpanic.blogspot.com/
Still, I'm glad he redirected me here. It's a far better read these days and I prefer to read a couple of Rob's recos for financial blogs than Keith.
I accept the term Realty Clerk though. I guess HP has its upside. Picking gay whiner fights with Bloodhoundrealty isn't going to win him any technorati votes though.
I see Nigel has bogarted yet another Blogger site / name...he's apparently got 2 blogs he actively updates...the Snowflake one and the SLC RE one. The other *seven* are nothing but shells that he's done pretty much nada with. The funniest one (potentially) is called 'Foreclosure Avoiders' which really just ought to point to IAFF and say "don't do what Snowflake did...DUH!"
So is the mortgage brokering biz really that slow / bad these days? Also I don't get how you make money blogging...it sounds like an Internet-based scam to me (the latest one after helping Nigerian 'bureaucrats' with your bank account or selling 'free' eBooks on eBay).
Whatever.
I'm in a better mood this morning because I went back to reading books and got a good night's sleep.
@Annie 8:04 PM
Fix the windshield. It could fail during a slight bump - or even at freeway speeds. A failed windshield's possible costs to society could include:
Broken Annie
Death @/or injury to innocents
Blood & gore all over the place
Screaming & wailing of sirens
None of these are good.
So is Casey a sociopath? I still think YES! The warning signs are all there:
1. failure to conform to social norms with respect to lawful behaviors as indicated by repeatedly performing acts that are grounds for arrest
Well this one is the proverbial no-brainer, the guy commits multiple counts of fraud. God only knows what else he's done. But admitting to one crime opens the door for consideration of others, particularly if you're a whackadoodle.
He's done lots of things that are illegal, but nothing that's ground for *arrest*.
2. deceitfulness, as indicated by repeated lying, use of aliases, or conning others for personal profit or pleasure
$39 for some "help", unlimited email consultation: over 700 unanswered emails.
He honestly believes his "help" is worth $39, so no deception.
3. impulsivity or failure to plan ahead Ready, Fire, Aim
Yes.
4. irritability and aggressiveness, as indicated by repeated physical fights or assaults He hasn't got the build for fights, this one's iffy, but he do hate his haterz.
He hates his haterz, but he knows he needs them to keep him grounded.
5. reckless disregard for safety of self or othersModesto West Nile Virus breeding ground. Need I say more?
A dirty pool is hardly a safety hazard, and his vegan/wheatgrass obsession shows that he cares about his own health.
6. consistent irresponsibility, as indicated by repeated failure to sustain steady work or honor financial obligations I don't even know where to begin with this one.
Yes.
7. lack of remorse, as indicated by being indifferent to or rationalizing having hurt, mistreated, or stolen from another The guy has never followed one single piece of advice. He asks for help in an effort to appear that he's remorseful for his actions, but his having never followed a single person's advice, or even responded to it speaks volumes!
A sociopath justifies his actions by saying the victim deserved it for being weak or careless or whatever. Casey doesn't do that. He admits to being wrong and swears he's going to pay it all back despite the fact that his promises are completely unrealistic.
2 out of 7. I say he's not a sociopath, he has a delusional disorder.
"I’m really feeling down today… too much stress and pressure. Plus I have about 753 email in my inbox (most of them unread) that have been piling on for months."
Wahhhh, wahhhhh, wahhhhh, "I couldn't read my e-mails. I'm too depressed to do anything." Geez dude, unlooosin' your bra strap and quit whining. That "murse" has turned you into a real puss.
Hey I gotta an idea. How about do the right thing and turn yourself in. Maybe get a real job. See a shrink. Stop being a conman. Clean the "F' in" pool. Be on time for something. Show your wife you're not a "loooooser".
"My patience with the comments, negativity and the hate is also running very very low. It would be one thing if people were respectful in how they say it. It’s OK to criticize as long as its done constructively for the persons good. I can learn from that. That’s all I ask. Be respectful. Show some courtesy."
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, "sniff" "Stop being mean to me" Please you brought this all on yourself. If it wasn't for haters and people hammering you there wouldn't much else here to look at. You know it.
Such a dramtic shot of you. So sad. Imagine how you would really look if some enforcement agency got off their dead asses and charged you with the crimes you commited. I can see you right now sitting on that stainless steel toilet. Head in hands. Your wife up to her butt in debt, charged with complicity becuase she also recieved stolen money.
What a mess. You got a beautiful wife and all you can do is this blog and talk about how your life sucks. Instead of doing anything right.
I think it's time to contact the Modesto P.D. and send them the link to your website so they can gather the evidence of grand theft and wire fraud and indict you. You know... that's a good idea.
I posted this on Casey's website. I don't think he'll post it.
I'm a hater and proud of it!
Thanks Annie.
I knew what had happened thanks to EN back during the beg-a-thon, just wanted to shine a light on it over @ IAFF to all the Noobs joining the party.
I'm going to keep drilling away at him until he gives up some dirt.
Well if ound out i was accepted to Law School yesterday, on the east coast. Lookout!
I sincerely hope casey and EN are stilla roudn by august. I think it will be the only way in which i keep my sanity.
A little birdy in SLC told me all about Nigel. Apparently his mother is behind everything Nigel holds up as his own success.
The whole Olympic Pin thing? It was originated by his mother and much of the leg-work was done by her in an effort to motivate Nigel to do something, anything. She set him up real good but he eventually ran the whole thing into the ground, much like with everything else he's laid his hands on.
The other marketing stuff, all passed on to Nigel from his mommy and a few of her contacts.
Same goes for his real estate career, which apparently he is failing at in a major way.
Nigel is a true mamas boy and if she ever stopped carrying him, he'd be homeless.
In reality, she's embarrassed of him and she's just hoping that one of her ideas will finally stick with him.
He took a good opportunity with the Olympic stuff and totally ruined it beyond repair. She was pretty upset with him and only helped him later because he was embarrassing her in a certain SLC social circle.
The wife is a total airhead and the 1st and only woman Nigel has ever been with. He had no friends at all in high school.
Talk about a complete lack of sympathy... my S/O just saw Casey's picture of hopelessness, and said:
"I can take a picture of my pistol and send it to him."
LOL.
Maybe a trip to Jamba Juice will cheer him up. You can't live without a little luxury.
@ Anon 9:32
You got that pegged just right. ESPECIALLY the part about "well, I tried!"
KC. What a frickin wanker.
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