Friday, April 27, 2007

Objects In The Jetta Are Stupider Than They Appear

Damn criminals. Dontcha just hate it when they do illegal things and end up costing you money?

175 comments:

Anonymous said...

First !

Unknown said...

BROKE FIRST

Anonymous said...

Looser.....Sweeeeeet

Unknown said...

Dang! Quick to the draw.

Rob Dawg, where did that pic come from, is this from the CS flickr album?

Broken window is another hassle he wont deal with. Calling insurance companies (assuming he has insurance) setting up a time and place for it to get fixed, etc.

Free air conditioning!

Anonymous said...

Well, we know from Gaysey's conversation with Mister King at CashCall, that he allegedly has Allstate Auto Insurance at $150/month I believe. I'm sure this is covered -- I had someone break one window on my car once to steal a 12-pack of soda in the back seat (!!), and the repair job ended up costing me only five bucks, thanks to insurance.

However, part of me wonders whether this break-in wasn't organized by Mister King himself, along with his cronies.

Next, Casey will post that Galina has been kidnapped with a ransom note demanding exactly the amount of money Casey owes CashCall ;-)

Rob Dawg said...

Yes, Flickr. How effin stupid do you need to be to have rimz, lo-pros, tunez and thumperz and not have a freakin' alarm?

Anonymous said...

Dollars to donuts he blames a hater.

Anonymous said...

Free air conditioning!

I call that frugal....thats not KC. He would go to the most expensive dealer and put it on a credit card (business credit...SWEET)

Maybe he would try to sell the car with a house and put on the MLS listing: "Free air conditioning!"...thats more like our KC

Sprezzatura said...

At least he has a good excuse for why he didn't go to Modesto.....

Anonymous said...

I wonder what kind of music Casey listens to. Since he is the highlu suggestable type, i sure it is whatever top 40 crap is on the radio.

ratlab said...

Maybe CashCall is starting to collect? Or maybe Wells Fargo is stealing from him... again.

"As I kept reading his story, I realized he's very intelligent and pretty shrewd about reaching his goal of avoiding foreclosure," Nigel Swaby added.

ratlab said...

It's JimBobJoeBobJim!!

Hey, I never got Part IV or V of the gas pricing lesson!! You owe me!!! ;)

Anonymous said...

I wonder what kind of music Casey listens to.

Probably not this...

Rob Dawg said...

Is the the flip side to "The Secret?" You get depressed, think dark thoughts, and bad things start happening to you all by themselves like magic? Looks like Yulia won't be getting the Feb rent anytime soon.

There's only one thing to do. When G gets home have her change out of the taco costume get dressed up and off to Macaroni Grille for some comfort food.

Anonymous said...

At least everyone can tell it wasn't a Hater. A Hater would have slashed his sweet tires and painted graffiti on the car.

Aspeth said...

I wonder if, for the princely sum of $39, if the incredibly intuitive foreclosure duo would pick the ponies for me.

After all, they only lose half...so I'll bet really low on those and then put all the money on the winners!

Anonymous said...

Someone back in Feb put out a Casey tune that was so freakin catchy and had hilarious lyrics. The author (at least according to WMP) is "Hezekiah Dinklenanny".

Hey casey/hows it's goin?/Are you flippin your properties/an makin/the big bucks/and sweet deals/like donald trump

ratlab said...

I was going to ask who in the world would steal a radio out of a crappy Jetta, but this is/was his stereo:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/sercasey/302887027/in/set-72157594386004051/

His sub:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/sercasey/302886880/in/set-72157594386004051/

Anonymous said...

Anon 2:47

http://www.freewebs.com/creepyoldman/HeyCasey_2_12_07.mp3

It is really catchy.

Anonymous said...

Any more info on those sweet 12 inch subs? White or wheat? Is he an oil and vinegar man?

Anonymous said...

If CashCall isn't behind this, then Casey planned it himself in some kind of botched insurance pseudo-scam.

He'll claim that the stereo was uniquely made for him, valued at $20,000 ... and the window was imbued with diamond and gold dust, and it too was worth well into the five figure range.

Then he'll remember that he stopped paying his car insurance bill months ago, and it was all for nothing... BACK TO THE JUNKYARD IT GOES. SWEET DEAL!!

Rob Dawg said...

Haterz™ don't do stuff like this. "Fliptard" in soap on the windows sure, maybe a little wee-wee on the rimz but subwoofers?

Smashcall? No, I don't mean that. But... he keeps hinting about hard money, other sources, etc. Uncle Boris from the olde country might do this. Galina might be working the pole in the backroom at the Russian Tea Parlor soon.

Aspeth said...

@ratlab...of course, considering that the v-dubs wasn't inspected before purchase and ultimately required some real repairs, this was just another Casey Serin purchase..."Oh, shiny! Galina! Looky at the radio! Vroooommmmm Vrrroooooooommmmm! We'll take it! No, we'll take 8! Can we 100% finance?"

ratlab said...

Since Galina and pole were mentioned in the same sentence, I fully expect Tony Soprano to chime in soon. Then again, Tony is probably enjoying his gimlets this late on a Friday.

lawnmower man said...

Well, we know from Gaysey's conversation with Mister King at CashCall, that he allegedly has Allstate Auto Insurance at $150/month I believe.

His spreadsheet puts it at $50/month, liability only.

Fixing VDubs on AllState's dime: NO DEAL!

Rob Dawg said...

If he does have insurance wanna bet he claims the seats were ripped in the break-in, etc.?

ratlab said...

Ok seriously, how much can be claimed on a car that he bought for, what, $3000?

Rob Dawg said...

Ohhhh, lying to CashCall. Who'd a thunk that?

flailing forward said...

@ anon 2:46
Or left the vdubs completely untouched except for a solitary pile of cat poop on the driver's seat.

Anonymous said...

Maybe he broke the window himself for insurance money.

Anonymous said...

ratlab-

Sorry bud, I've been swamped with this whole "work" thing. My boss is so demanding. I'm heading out of town this weekend for some much needed R&R, but I'll finish up next week. Fair?

ratlab said...

@lawnmower man

"NO DEAL!"

LMAO!!! Well played.

Anonymous said...

Seriously who would break into that POS? I think he has moved on to ins. fraud.

Miranda Mayer said...

Not to make light at someone's misfortune but..


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AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHA HAHAHAHAHAH

Anonymous said...

You knew it was coming... not my best, but still decent:

A CashCall rep with a vendetta
Spied Casey's sweet '98 Jetta
He broke all its glass
And screamed, "Kiss my ass,
You're just lucky I lost my Beretta!"
:-)

ratlab said...

@JimBobJoeBobJim

Fair enough. And thanks for the info so far. I'm... like... learning stuff. :)

Miranda Mayer said...

A warning from the Russian Loan-Shark.

Galina's next.

Anonymous said...

Oh, how I WISH Snowflake tries a bogied up claim. Anyone cache the thread when he bought it? It has all the pictures and description of exactly what was wrong with the Vdub. I'm thinking that the "good hands people" would like appreciate that kind of information.

Snowflake, don't even try to pull insurance fraud. Like everything else you will do from now on, there will be multiple eyes on your every move. That's the price you pay for being you.

Anonymous said...

Can you just see Fliptard trying to commit insurance fraud ... but forgetting to buy the insurance first?

aaack!!

S_t_C

Miranda Mayer said...

AAAAAHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AAAAAAHH HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAH

::wipes a tear::

AAAAAAAAAHH HA HAHAHHAHAHAH

Anonymous said...

FWIW, insurance co's won't pay for your after market stereo upgrades unless you insure them individually. Learned that the hard way with my Jeep.

Anonymous said...

I got it!

Begathon II.

Fliptard needs the money for the VDUB.

Coming to a theatre near you.

Miranda Mayer said...

Didn't he buy some weird, useless little insurance plan back in Decemberish--when he didn't have enough money to pay for Galina's Credit Cards? I distinctly remember his buying some car-related insurance. I can't remember what for.

Miranda Mayer said...

If someone stole the soundbar from my Jeep, I'd find them and leave a BF Goodrich tire-tread on their forehead.

Orson Buggy said...

That was $52 towing insurance. And even if he had more than liability insurance anyway, there'd be some deductable.

I think CashCall would have repoed the entire vehicle, not just the sub and radio. It might be worth something parted out.

ratlab said...

He bought some a non-AAA AAA-type roadside insurance for $70+ or something.

flailing forward said...

@ anon 2:47 & anon 2:50
Thanks, that was me.

Now if everyone will excuse me for about 10 minutes, I need to drop the Swabies off at the indoor pool, if you know what I mean. nyuk nyuk nyuk

Anonymous said...

In the Good One Somebody post earlier today...


"At 11:02 AM, booger said...

yesterday at 3pm i swung by Yulias house. caseys POS was there. funny it was the only car in the lot which is usually packed come 6pm. at least everyone else in this 'hood works. hey casey you should roll up your windows dont want your pos to get stolen. i know, thats what you really want. get a job. post some galina pix."

ratlab said...

Well, he rolled up his windows and his POS did not get stolen.

Casey should thank booger.

flailing forward said...

And it sounds like Casey owes booger some Galina pix.

lawnmower man said...

@steph: Didn't he buy some weird, useless little insurance plan back in Decemberish?

That was on the daily activity log: "found offer letter for Roadside assistance, decided to order it for $52/year to save money in case we get stuck or lock our keys".

But wait: there's another sweet nugget in that post: "check auto insurance policy to make sure its current, not due till March".

Odds are, given Casey's dealing-with-mail habits, that he's not insured at all.

It wouldn't be the first time: "I crashed my car a few months prior and I didn’t have insurance (forgot to send it the paperwork on time)".

Lost Cause said...

Sweet! Insurance fraud is the last resort of the penniless scoundrel. Who is he trying to kid? Rent for three months!

Anonymous said...

Heads up - Casey's back!

lawnmower man said...

New post at IAFF: He's uninsured. Oh, and Yulia's kicking them out on May 1st unless he comes up with back rent _and_ two months advance rent.

Reality hits.

Sprezzatura said...

Oh and and on top of that we owe 2 months of rent and utilities and the patience has run out. We are expected to have that money in certified form by May 1st and also pre-pay 2 months of rent in advance if we are to stay here.

Doom.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, get this everybody: his insurance got cancelled for NON-PAYMENT!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAH eeeeeeeeee

HAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!

Kirk said...

Casey's back, and it looks like he'll have to come up with something quick...

No properties, no money, no insurance and no car stereo (and could be no more place to live soon too).

The SIL has given him a few days to pay back rent and come up with two months rent in advance, can't say I blame her. It'll be awfully drafty if he tries to sleep in his car .

lawnmower man said...

No properties, no money, no insurance and no car stereo (and could be no more place to live soon too).

I like the way that "out on the street" is an afterthought to "no more sweet tunez in the VDub".

Back to the parents he goes.

Sprezzatura said...

Ca you say, BEG-A-THON?

Anonymous said...

Sweet. too funny. that is hilarious casey. please post more pix of any of your valuables on the internet. they probably did it during the day seeing as nobody is around at that time. except you napping. theres no way that window could have been busted without someone hearing. those houses are so close together. yeah i suppose to the north there is that empty field.
get a job.
post pix of galina.

Anonymous said...

Post UP! Comments Enabled.

Lost Cause said...

OK, so maybe not insurance fraud...

The weather seems right for a beg-a-thon.

Anonymous said...

And so our now-homeless anti-hero sinks into the swamp-like pool of the uninsured slime, ne'er to be seen again, and we all live happily ever after.

Anonymous said...

GENTLEMEN,

I consulted this respected used car magazine in order to ascertain the value of Mr. SERIN's Jetta with its recent improvements.

Unfortunately the magazine has not been updated in quite some time.

I remain,

M. SINGH

Anonymous said...

Sweet!

Now Galina is gonna be available real soon, I'll just show up with my pleather coat, rollex, BMW and my wad of ones for when I need some female attention (Yeah, still in the closet but gotta act the part of raging hormone male heterosexual ya know) and she'll be all over me like a cheap suit.

ratlab said...

Good thing for Casey this didn't happen last week when it rained. Cause then the V-Dubs would have been flooded. And we all know how great he is about pools. It would have been a cesspool on wheels.

Anonymous said...

Wondering how he will get around without insurance and car stereo.

Advice:

Mount your FM alarm clock into the car. You never use that one anyways !

Anonymous said...

Nigey Poo (3:36) wrote: my wad of ones

Come on, Nigel... Admit it, you don't have a wad of singles. All you can muster up right now is a couple rolls of... dirty pennies :-p

Anonymous said...

Losing the insurance explains why G drove him to Modesto. I can't believe I am gonna say this, but I feel a little bad for him. Nobody deserves to have their stuff stolen from them. Now if the court took the car as part of a debt settlement, I wouldn't shed a tear!

Oh and to the realist who asked what kind of music he listens to? I wager that it's hip hop or rap.

Rob Dawg said...

With no other choice young snowflake packs up his worldly possesions in the now voluminous trunk and drives to pay one last visit to Modesto. Due to unseen damage from the vandals the brakes fail plunging him and the contents into the pool.

Weeks pass. No sign. The bank finally gets superfund permission and starts pumping. The distraught widow is numb with disbelief and cries on the nearest pleather shoulder. How could she ever thank Nigel for his kindness in thinking ahead of purchasing that life insurance policy? Now that he's relocated to Northern California and started a successful foreclosure avoidance company he'll be nearby to handle any sudden needs. Meanwhile Craigslist in SLC has a nice pair of subwoofers for sale cheap...

Anonymous said...

Why we come to the blog

Anonymous said...

Big things coming, big things coming...yeah right, Casey.

Anonymous said...

@caseyisms...

Umm, CROOKS deserve to get their stuff stolen from them.

ratlab said...

He listens to stuff he can breakdance to.

@caseyisms
Would losing insurance coverage also mean that Galina is also not covered?

Anonymous said...

A woman named Yulia Suprun
Told her in-laws to pay the rent soon
But Casey was broke
And blew yet more smoke
Saying, "I'll have it in by next June..."

Anonymous said...

Casey is BACK!

New post on IAFF. Guess what - insurance was canceled due to lack of payment... someone here called that one dead on.

Anonymous said...

@Rob

She can cry on MY shoulder, or rather..my crotch.

Anonymous said...

That Idiot Casey Said:

"The pool and spa is still a mess as you can see above. I was going to try to empty it out with a cheap rented pump the other day to give the new buyers and neighbors a favor but the job was too much for me to handle. The pool needs to be professionally drained and cleaned. I would have just created a bigger mess if I tried it myself."

Yeah, I guess poking it with a stick helped him to make this oh-so-accurate assessment.

This fool is crazy and if anyone gives him money for the inevitable beg-a-thon, I'm going to scream.

lawnmower man said...

Would losing insurance coverage also mean that Galina is also not covered?

Of course it would. Why on Earth, and how on Earth, would Galina have separate auto insurance?

It might explain, however, why he had to wait until the weekend to go to Modesto: Yulia's car, Yulia's insurance.

I feel a little bad for him.

He's responsible for his situation.

Anonymous said...

Here is the acid test:

Didja file a police report? Yes or no?

No other words needed, just a YES or a NO, pool boi.

Sprezzatura said...

Losing the insurance explains why G drove him to Modesto.

One car, two seperate insurance policies? Somehow, I doubt it.

ratlab said...

I'm predicting Casey doesn't come up with the rent and is kicked out... with Galina staying put. Or they move to Casey's folks' house (4932 Dewey Drive, Fair Oaks) and eventually Galina moves back in with Yulia or her folks (the Renee Court address in West Sac).

Anonymous said...

Legion: True, I guess I felt some sympathy but now that I think about all the crap he's pulled, I am now clear headed again. No sympathy anymore.

Ratlab: Good point. I thought she had her own car? Maybe I was mistaken there.

Guys, I am a proud member of the Haterz (TM) community. If I stray once in awhile I appreciate you slapping the sense back into me. I am no bleeding heart, but I am not a Nigel either (A Nigel = Being an insensitive dick to anybody I perceive as slighting me).

So what is he doing here? Did he break the window himself? I doubt it because he needs to get around. Is he parking the car in a riskier neighborhood? Maybe. THAT would be an issue with the insurance company if he still HAD insurance.

Who knows? Maybe Galina kicked him out and threw something at the car and the window broke!

Anonymous said...

Hey!!!!!

Snowflake posted a new post on IAFF!

No Troll!

Anonymous said...

Nothing wrong with living with your parents when you are 24 - i did it.

Of course, it was the summer before i went to Medical School, so i have a good reason. I dont thin Casey is the medical school type.

Anonymous said...

@ratlab

Considering how many times they have moved in the last few years, I'm betting that Galina is staying with her folks, too. Yulia has probably laid down the law and wants her money (by certified check, no less) because she knows Casey is a liar.

Rob Dawg said...

Gahhh. Can't we just band him with one of those radio collars so he's easier to track?

Anonymous said...

Sprezz, again I thought G had her own car. I assume this because she was going to college while Casey had the wherewithal to go to Jamba Juice and Starbucks.

Just a thought.

Anonymous said...

"On top of that our auto insurance was canceled due to non-payment."

Kill self fuck body

Anonymous said...

anon 3:57, you a former FCer?

YAFR?

Anonymous said...

Who knows? Maybe Galina kicked him out and threw something at the car and the window broke!

... and I suppose she also held up a high-powered magnet that ripped the stereo right from its console and the subwoofers right outta the trunk!! SWEET!!

Kirk said...

@Khatie

I did give him a little in the last begathon. At the time I was still hadn't come to terms of my hater-hood, but when he didn't sign the cashcall contract I gave in to the inevitable. No money from me this time. It seems like he'd need a lot more that a begathon could provide. At least 5 months rent (3 past due and 2 prepaid), right?

I do feel bad about the care being broken in to though. It happened to me a few weeks ago, in the middle of the day parked across from Pac*Bell Park (I refuse to call it AT&T).

The question is what will Casey do next. Unless he's got something spectacular up his sleeve (unlikey) there's no hope of him coming up with the money needed to stay in the house. My guess is that he'll convince the SIL to let me stay just a little longer until some sweet deal comes through. That, of-course, is dependent on how many times he's tried that in the past. She may be at the end of her rope, in which case the parents are the most likely.

Or maybe he'll move in with Nigel.

Sprezzatura said...

One question to ask would be why they were living with Yulia instead of his parents in the first place. Perhaps the senior Serins don't have enough bedrooms? IIRC theres at leasy one other Casey sibling still living at home.

Anonymous said...

Benoit, I see you picked up on my sarcasm! I could add that Yulia then took the stereo and sweet subwoofer speakers to hock at the local pawn shop for even sweeter rent cash.

ratlab said...

sprezz make a good point that maybe they didn't drive V-Dubs to Modesto last weekend and they took Yulia's car. Yet, I doubt that since I'm pretty sure the driving a vehicle that is not insured is not a big deal to him.

How did snowflake put it when confronted about lying on his loans? Something about how it's like speeding on the freeway, and how everyone does it.

Anonymous said...

When your backyard contains a gigantic TRAMPOLINE I wonder how much room they have too.

Sprezzatura said...

@the anon 3:57s -- there are DEFINITELY some former FCers in the crew here.

ratlab said...

@caseyisms

I understand your logic, but the logistics are covered here. Galina could drive the V-Dubs to school is Roseville and Casey could hit Jamba Juice/Starbucks at the same time. How? JJ/Sbux is literally a golf shot away from Yulia's place. He could hit those places on his way back from his morning jogs and early rizer routine.

Anonymous said...

My guess is that he'll convince the SIL to let me stay just a little longer until some sweet deal comes through. That, of-course, is dependent on how many times he's tried that in the past.

I had to physically throw an unwanted tenant out once. I wasn't proud of it, but I originally agreed that she could stay a fortnight while she looked for somewhere else to live (she'd been evicted from her previous place for non-payment, which should have rung alarm bells right ther).

She actually stayed three months, rent-free, by the end of which my roommate was saying "either she goes or I do" - and I didn't blame her.

We made it very friendly - on a Monday morning we said that we'd like her out by next Saturday, as we thought we'd given her enough support for no return. Come Saturday, and she was showing no sign of budging. I waited until early evening and then asked when she was actually moving out. She said "Oh, when you said 'next Saturday', I thought you meant eight days' time". So I threw her out. Bodily. Enough was enough.

As I said, I'm not proud - but I really had very little choice. Some people just can't take a hint. Or a really blunt, deadline-driven order.

Anonymous said...

@caseyisms

Maybe they could sleep on the trampoline at night? Or even under it if the weather is rough.

As for the rents, they obvioulsy cared as KC and G were grabbing any food that wasn't nailed down everytime they visited their place. I suspect that it is MORE of a pride issue with cAsey. Having to live with his sister in law is a "setback" while he gets things in order. Having to go back to the rents with his tail between his legs is a "LOOSER". Particularly after all the bragging that I am sure he did about how he is making it big in real estate investing and that's why he quit his job and look at our trip to Hawaii, jetsetting from state to state, being a multistate property owner blah blah blah.

ratlab said...

It's serious when your SIL wants the money in a certified check or whatnot.

Even if Casey's parents have an extra room, it's not enough. Remember, he needs an office to do his sweet deals in. That's two rooms total.

Rob Dawg said...

100 posts in 100 minutes. and oh is a million page views a month a "good" thing?

Look, I've got an old pup tent and a perfectly good car radio that plays CDs but not MP3s. I'm sure I can spare a rool of Duct Tape as well. Should we put together a "care package?" No cash, no Jamba gift cards, none of that but toothpaste, deoderant, Ramen, cans of soup?

[What? Too caring? Wait 'til you see the weekend picture topics.]

Anonymous said...

@ratlab

lol, certified check, what's worse is 2 months advance..heh heh

As for the parents, don't forget that he could always rent out an office from his parents (like I am sure he paid Yulia for that), or offer to take out the garbage every Wednesday (I'm sure he failed that too).

Bottom line, Casey just keeps making promises that he can't keep, and that's probably why his OWN immediate family hasn't offered to shelter his deadbeat lying ass.

He really should shack up with Nigel, Nigel would come home after playing solitaire all day at work and find Casey in his indoor pool wearing his rollex talking about his next big deal and how Nigel will get his rent real soon plus interest of course.

flailing forward said...

@ ratlab
It's true. Elvis had his "jungle room" and "TV room". Casey has his "IKEA room".

Anonymous said...

3:49 PM, Khatie said...

That Idiot Casey Said:

"I was going to try to... give the new buyers and neighbors a favor..."



AAAARGH!!!!!!


"favor"?

A expletive expletive expletive expletive favor?

This guy could NOT be generating these types of statements without intentionally doing so. No one is that stupid.

I wonder if he will remember to keep a copy of the "break-in" police report to file with his taxes, since he can claim the unreimbursed loss sine he was not insured.

Unless it was the Cash Call guys doing a sloppy repo, and Casey knew that, since he had been told to either cough it up neatly, or have it taken ugly -- one or the other, totally his choice...


Let's review:

Casey's ability to handle:

Wife
Mortgage
Pool
Trashcan more than partially full
Money
Credit
Car
Insurance
Blog
Promises
Police
Neighbors
Creditors
Family dealings
Tax
Record keeping
Vows
Speed on highway
...

...now proven to be less than your run-of-the-mill 10 year old.

And he still thinks that somehow, with his track record, with his current tool-set, mind-set, world-view and karma, he is going to just turn the corner somehow on the next big deal?

And his pleather-clad archangel is whispering encouragement in his ear?

It just promises to get better and better.

I am reminded of a movie thriller that you think is over, but it's not. And finally it is over.... but it's NOT! Etc.

(I'm thinking "The Departed", only not as violent, but just as twist turning.)

Whatever you guys do, don't drop a spoiler in, because I have this much time invested, I want to see the outcome! (goes to get extra butter popcorn...)

Anonymous said...

Rob if you sent him that stuff he would sell it on the street and buy a jamba juice or new radio. He had extra money from the begathon..where di that go? New ikea furniture?

Sprezzatura said...

First batch of comments approved. Somebody posted a link to the Sacto homeless shelters on IAFF.

lawnmower man said...

From the beg-a-thon:

Annie:
Do you realize you’ve really hit bottom by having to beg for donations for cash call?

If you don’t think you’ve hit bottom, what will it take? What is the WORST thing that you can imagine that would happen that would convince you that perhaps you’ve made some huge mistakes, your situation is dire, and that things need to change?

Do you realize that you are a missed rent check away from living out of your car?


Casey:
I don’t think there IS a bottom. Things can always be worse. And I don’t need to hit bottom to realize things need to change. That’s why I’m working on changing them. Good things are coming… very very soon.

Anonymous said...

Rob, sending deodorant in a care package would be fruitless -- Casey looks like he hasn't bathed in months, and it wouldn't cover up the stench.

Remember, this is the man who set "showering" as a goal for 2006, and met that goal "marginally". :-p

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I don't think Yulia is going to listen to Casey's promises of imminent wealth - not when she is demanding a certified check and prepayment.

Casey's buying stuff at IKEA, rather than paying rent, was probably the last straw...

Sprezzatura said...

On top of that, Rob, if it doesn't get there by May 1, Casey won't have a mailing address that you can send it to.

Anonymous said...

I can't believe he is taking up two rooms rent-free. I am a web developer. I make 6 figures. My office is in my bedroom, which is 9' x 12'.

Anonymous said...

I'll be hoisting a glass of Lagavulin in the memory of Snowflake's real estate investment empire.

At least I can afford a bottle of proper booze.

ratlab said...

I just posted in my super-secret-squirrel user name on his site that he should pick up this book:

http://www.amazon.com/101-Things-Do-Ramen-Noodles/dp/1586857355/

ratlab said...

@sprezz

No, no. You forget he has his PO Box in Roseville at the UPS Store. He'll also need his holey V-Dubs to *get* to his PO Box.

Sprezzatura said...

@rat -- you really think he still has the PO Box? If he's not even paying for his car insurance I doubt he's paid the bill to the UPS Store.

Anonymous said...

bah. I'll believe it when I see a photo of Casey in the street.

Casey probably has stashed away most of that cash-back, and yulina just wants her rent.

I have an uncle with a similar affliction. They do not believe in paying back loans. My grandparents loaned him a significant amount of money (five figures) to help him through a rough patch. When his financial situation changed, he "forgot" about the loan. he had the money, but just decieded that he does not pay people back.

Well, same principle applies to Mr. Serin as well. He will get Yulina the rent "magically". But, Cashcall and the rest can go suck an egg as far as he is concerned.

Anonymous said...

I'm hoping for another beg-a-thon. Think of how much degradation Li'l Casey will have to endure for $1100 (two months rent)! ;-)

I'd also hope that people have learned from the last beg-a-thon to give this man absolutely nothing. Otherwise, he'd spend the proceeds to replace the Jetta subwoofers and whatnot.

BACK TO THE PARENTS HE GOES!! FAILING FORWARD FOR FORTY-FOUR FORTNIGHTS!! Roughly literally :-)

Anonymous said...

And thus Casey Serin discovered his true destiny. Having been driven from evil pharaoh haterz Yulia's kingdom, he started a shantytown at the end of Snapdragon Circle where flopped flippers from all parts of the Sunshine State gathered and juice fasted. They discussed ways in which to make the world more itsallgood, and became imbued with the force that permeated the universe, the sweet cashback.

There they lived happily with positive attitudes and awaited the good things that they knew were coming. They feasted on corporate credit and In'n'out. That is, until the day the agents came.

But all of this had been foreseen by the idea man. He would be the one to finally release the good things and stop the haterz.

Anonymous said...

At last some of the real world is starting to leak into Casey's world of make-believe. I don't know about you other folks, but I've been waiting since September for this part of Casey's saga.

Anonymous said...

If I'm the sis-in-law, I would demand the same thing. After all, he has all this mysterious money coming in! Where is it going? He's not paying his creditors, he's not paying his rent, where the fuck is it going?

Oh yes, he had to pay some anonymous personal loan back. Remember the beg-a-thon and the call in show? He claims to have paid his rent THEN he says he is two months behind.

What a boob. I am sorry I even FELT sorry for the idiot.

Anonymous said...

Rat, why would he need the UPS Store? He doesn't even open his mail for Gosh sakes!

Anonymous said...

Ok IAFF back up.

I am outa here, Losers...

Anonymous said...

On a slightly unrelated note, I just wanted to say that I love the background music in Nigel Swaby YouTube Video. I can't get it out of my head. hehe :-)

ratlab said...

Coincidentally (is that even a word), I spent a little over $1100 on 2 separate purchases of investment art this month. One piece has already appreciated 90%, or almost enough to cover the cost of both purchases. Stupid me and my W-2 J-O-B.

ratlab said...

@caseyisms

Um, good point. I dunno. If it's not going to the PO Box, where is it going? It's not like he has the follow-through to change the addresses of a billion bills that arrive into the PO box.

Anonymous said...

Rob Dawg,

I'm begging you

FORUMS.

NUMBERED POSTS.

Anonymous said...

Posted at IAFF (in case he hates my point and tone):

So does this mean you can't call us haters anymore? I'd say realists makes a whole heck of a lot more sense seeing that we've been more right about your situation than you have.

I am not trying to kick you while you're down, but you could have paid the rent instead of buying overpriced IKEA junk. You could have paid your rent instead of taking vacations you can't afford. Yep, you can hate this line of thinking but we speak the truth, kid. YOU dug your own hole, now deal with it.

If you were an admirable man, you'd have taken our advice when this blog started. No, you thought you could do it your way and voila...you'd be rich and famous.

So basically, I insist you step away from the hater term and wake up kid. It's neither accurate NOR the correct use of the word. We are realists. THIS is fact.

BTW, I am posting this elsewhere if I don't see it posted. Have a nice day.

Schnapps said...

I have to say, this has been a day full 'o giggles.

First Aspeth tells about the guy from the Utah mental hospital going to Nigel's site every day.

Then there's the foreclosure.

Then we find out the Jetta was broken into (the tears were rolling by this point).

Then Julia kicks him/them out unless he/they pay(s) up.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

::wipe tear:: ::sniffle::


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ok. I'm done now. :) A fairly decent Friday all in all :)

Anonymous said...

I wonder if Casey was doing a "sweet" deal at JJ or SB and his car got broken into while he frittered away his time?

Maybe he was scouting slum apartments for birddog opps and he got jacked?

Anonymous said...

This is off topic and I don't know (I'm sure people have) however I went to Nigel's anti Robert Cote site today.

OMFG.....

That was HORRIBLE.

HORRIBLE
HORRIBLE
HORRIBLE

Does anyone know Nigel's mother? That site link should be sent to her so that she fully understands what her son does in his free time.

While some people have done some pretty offensive things, I've NEVER in my life seen anything in such poor taste. (Well, I have seen some pretty bad things..... but they've been in a different context.)

I wonder how Nigel's boss feels about his employee authoriing a porno site?

Anonymous said...

I,for one, am tired of Snowflake referring to his scams as "mistakes."

For the record;

Mistake of law
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Mistake of law is a defense sometimes raised in criminal cases, although rarely with any success. It is a longstanding principle of public policy that "ignorance of the law is no excuse", so a person who commits a crime with the firmly-held, but mistaken, belief that the proposed act is permitted will nonetheless be held liable as a criminal.


GOT IT SNOWFLAKE?

Anonymous said...

My post to IAFF:
Let me predict the future:
1) The SIL kicks you out and you end up sleeping in the VDubs
2) The SIL can't bear the thought of her sister sleeping in the drafty passenger seat and continues to let G stay with her.
3) Fairly soon your SIL will be introducing G to some of her single male friends and acquaintences
4) G will discover that those males have money and are willing to spend it on her. Which is a good thing, even if it means those males have a J-O-B.
5) Within a month the new boyfriend is loaning G money for a divorce lawyer


-Roastbeef

Anonymous said...

Casey's big plans...well, not really big.. but some time w/SLC boy!

Anonymous said...

THE JIG IS UP!

IT IS OVER HATARZ!!!

Anonymous said...

I think the SIL got sick of a deadbeat renter. She works, he doesnt. He has a cheap cheap deal on rent also!

He buys crap and goes to tahoe when rent is past due. She is asking for 2 months in advance knowing he cant come up with it. Bascailly she wants him OUT.

He will probably sqaut in a vacant house that is preforeclosure. Should be ez in sactown.

Anonymous said...

Miguel, Nigel lies about how often he posts anonymously here. He lies about visiting here. He lies about his ties with Casey (one minute he's just blogging about him, he swears - the next he's trying to start a business with him!).

I don't believe he isn't somehow involved with the anti-Rob Dawg site. Too many coincidences (Robert the poster, moderated posting, same lay out) make me suspicious. If he hadn't started DHC and turned it into a site that attacks the so-called haters, I would give him the benefit of the doubt. With the outings, Nigel showed how petty he can be.

If it was Heekee or a Camp Idiot poster who started that blog, why not open up comments so they can have tons of fodder for more posts? Seems odd to me and I don't believe Nigel.

That ship sailed long ago with regards to Nigel and his credibility.

Anonymous said...

Didnt CS wreck a car last year while driving uninsured and create financial problems? Watch for same to happen this year.

Akubi said...

Rob Dawg,
I’d like to reiterate Mr. Bubbles request for FORUMS and NUMBERED POSTS. It's becoming increasingly difficult for us W2 loosers distracted by work to track these long threads.

Schnapps said...

Oh and we all know why the Vdubs got broken into right?

No insurance, so he didn't take it out, so it probably sat there for weeks - one post earlier said it expired in March? Well, its the end of April so that's 4-8 weeks it was sitting there and looking abandoned.

Po' wittle Jetta :>

Anonymous said...

If Casey continues allowing posts through I won't double post at all, but since he is just now getting back up, I wanted to share what I submitted. Wonder if it will get through, and get an answer...
________________________________

Casey:

People are talking about the 'last foreclosure', but you still hold the note on a final Utah residence, don't you?

Perhaps you ought to move there (it is listed as your primary residence, right?) in case they try to foreclose, because they can't evict you from your principle residence, right?

It looks pretty sweet in the photos, and maybe in seven years once you are out of BK, you will have fixed it right up, and it will be worth a lot. If G is really preggers like you hinted, that would be a terrific place to start a family.

ASW: winwin

Anonymous said...

Posted by Fliptard on IAFF.

#
63. Casey Serin
April 27th, 2007 at 5:22 pm

I don’t hold title to the Utah property. I sold it to the buyers and stayed on the loan. I DO have a “wrap around” note secured by the house that the buyers are paying me on. So if they default I can foreclose on them. That’s the only way I can get that house back.


OMFG, did he just admit to an illegal wrap?

Anonymous said...

Any word on if the muncy house went to the bank or if it was sold.

flailing forward said...

Don't you have to turn in your plates in CA if you cancel your insurance?

@ anon 5:10
I agree. If you're trolling just to troll, you would leave the comments open for maximum chaos and effect.

Anonymous said...

Have you hug a Hater today??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOJs_3SvsmM

Aspeth said...

Shit....just got off of a 2hr 48min call with a client (thanks, billable hour clock) and all fucking hell breaks loooooose!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

this is quite the craziness this week.

GAMER OVER, MAN! GAME OVER!

stock market=all time high
casey=all time low

The Dude said...

OK, I just got back online. Is it too late to call FIRST?

lawnmower man said...

FWIW, I'm sure he still has the PO Box, the internet connection, and the cellphone PDA with the pricey data plan. He sees them as necessary for his "business". Giving them up means admitting he's a failure as an entrepreur.

(His cable bill was challenged by the haters when he did his spreadsheet: he said he needs it "because I do my business on the internet".)

Miranda Mayer said...

RE: New Casey Post

Excuse my Russian but...

GET A FUCKING JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IS IT BAD TO GET A JOB SO YOU CAN AFFORD RENT!?!?!??!??

OMG THIS LITTLE PRICK IS GOING TO GIVE ME AN ANEURYSM!!!!!!!!!!

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Anonymous said...

PLEASE EVERYONE!

Please stop using the name Haterz and come up with something else. Nigelfag is now trying to sell t-shirts. He is going to consider this something of a victory.

START A CONTEST AND COME UP WITH A NEW NAME! PLEASE! You could ask for suggestions and then take a poll. What do you say? -CT

Anonymous said...

Part of me almost wishes that Snowflake would hit the Lotto, or that some patron(Tim??) would give Casey enough cash to wipe away all of his debts. It would be an interesting experiment.

Then I stop smoking crack and realize we'd have another six months of the same old shit.

Aspeth said...

New name:

Casey Serin's fortune tellers

Tagline: We're better than a 50% failure rate.

Anonymous said...

First verse and chorus of Foreclosure of a Dream by Megadeth:

"Rise so high, yet so far to fall
A plan of dignity and balance for all
Political breakthrough, euphoria's high
More borrowed money, more borrowed time
Backed in a corner, caught up in the race
Means to an end ended in disgrace
Perspective is lost in the spirit of the chase

Foreclosure of a dream
Those visions never seen
Until all is lost
Personal Holocaust
Foreclosure of a dream"

Aspeth said...

Schnapps @5:00...for better or worse, I doubt Nigel Swaby's mental health facility will be visiting anymore, after dropping by today and reading that post.

Anonymous said...

My first thought was shithead was setting up an insurance fraud, but he admits he's uninsured.

Oh, that'll leave a mark. Muahahahahahaha.

I'd bet it was a pro, prolly had that car tagged for weeks. The bezel on the dash on the right was forced, and then they just clipped the wires. Quick, clean, neat - and left enough wire so whoever buys it at a Sac flea market can wire it up. I'd bet a case of JJ that the dome light had the bulb taken out too.

Sadly, I've had my car broken into 6 times. Thank god for State Farm, who I'm in excellent standing with, and they just send the mobile glass guy to my office, and I drop my car off at the stereo store. (They've ony gotten the radio 3 times - first time it was a BustBuy cheapo without removable faceplate, second was the insurance replacement, and the third had the faceplate that reversed itself when you shut the car off - good luck getting it to work, I was told by the stereo shop guys it's vertually impossible - but the probable teenager theif would'nt know that. Now I have a removeable faceplate that I *always* know where it is.

If I had subs like that, I would have chained them to the body. Idiot. Oh well, one less annoying shithead thumping hip hop on the road.

I guess this explains why shithead has been housebound. No insurance? Dummy. That's always a high priority, because in CA, no car = no work.

3 months back rent, and 2 in advance, in a certified check? I'm LIKING Galina's sis. Is she cute? She's playing hardball, I totally respect that. Go knows if she's innocent in all of this, she must be going through hell, with creditors calling day and night, possibly even knocking on the door, not getting rent or even help on utilities or rent, the shiftless loser has taken over her house, with his guru crap in one spare bedroom, his cd duplicating shit and his wife doing the work taking over the bedroom, they disapear for a week but no rent, new laptops and cd duping equipment and stuff show up, but no rent...her sis can't be that old, and she has a mortgage. She should be proud of having a place of her own, that she's paying for, without two deadbeats living off her, rising at noon or so, probably fighting CONSTANTLY, eating her food, the phone ringing, having to lend her car (thats' why Galina said no to cleaning the pool, she had to get sis's car back to her), no privacy of her own, can' bring a date home or freinds because the freeloaders are there...tired of her friends asking "who's the wierdo that lives there?"...and judging by shithead's attitude lately, I can guess he's a walking thundercloud of pouting, sulleness, and resentment. That's not a huge townhouse she's in, she probably has zero privacy, and they're on top of each other, as you know shithead probably has his crap spread out all over the house. I'd bet the livingroom couch has a permanant imprint of his napping ass, and the cleaning supplies in the kitchen have none of his fingerprints on them.

Of course she wants him gone.

Most normal dudes with a halfway decent job and no serious illness could pony up 2K in a week - in a month, a breeze, you just get a job slinging pizza or delivering it or get a job a bartendering so you can socialize at night while you work.

I love it. This is everything I wanted, and more. Now all we need is criminal charges or an IRS audit, and it'll be perfect.

Hey Casey! Fuck you, loser! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Now, i'm off to watch HD on my plasma that's 100% paid for, HD on Direct TV is AWESOME! $6 a month, too - chump change for me, a king's ransom for Loser! Hahahahahahahahahah! Hahahahahahahaha! If I drank Casey, I'd toast you for being a total success at being a complete Loser™!

Hahahhahahahahah!

PS - and fuck you too, Nigey Pooh. No particular reason, god knows you probably deserve it, ya fucking scumsucking bottomfeeding fraud.

Anonymous said...

"Perhaps you ought to move there (it is listed as your primary residence, right?) in case they try to foreclose, because they can't evict you from your principle residence, right?"



Ha! If it was like that, you'd have millions of people buying a house, not making the payments and continue living there for free.

Thankfully it doesn't work that way.

The sheriff will show up and forcibly remove you if it gets that far. There are no laws that prevent being evicted from principle residence.

Sprezzatura said...

@Anon 7:06pm -- truly an excellent rant.

Anonymous said...

Hello one and all:

Annie here.

I'm going to be thinking under the influence tonight.

Off to have a steak, some wine and watch a movie.

I don't believe the SIL story one iota. He's setting us up to contribute towards he and Galina's next vacation.

Anonymous said...

Snowflake writes his own motto!

I would have just created a bigger mess if I tried it myself.

What else is there to say? It applies to everythisg he touches!

How Apt!

Anonymous said...

KC being forclosed! The suite Jetta stereo being boosted!! SDCIA Jeff reaching a hubristic zenith!!!

What a fantastic week. As the fat man said long before KC devalued the word 'How sweet it is!'.

Mail guru

Anonymous said...

Looking forward (now that KC & SDCIA Jeffo are toast).

I'd like to see,

a. Niggle Swabbie caught in a public mens room with George Michael.

b. A few overpaid mortgage lender CEO's doing the perp walk.

c. David Liareah breaking down on public television and weeping as he admits he hasn't got a clue and never had.

d. The fucknuggets on SDCIA admitting same per item c above.

e. Oh, and did I mention Niggle & George in a public mens room?

Mail Guru

Unknown said...

check out this post from casey's blog. spot on. wish casey would finally wake up.

#
121. ncsu95
April 27th, 2007 at 8:35 pm

Casey…I am not a hater. I’ve spent the past week reading this blog (just found out about it), and was absolutely dumbfounded by the whole thing. Unbelievable.

Dude…I know you won’t listen to this, but there are people out there in a lot worse situation that are actually taking action to get out of their mess. Take Joel Maxwell http://www.joelmaxwell.com This guy through some very stupid decisions racked up over $550k in debt. However, he decided that he was going to repay every dirty penny he owed. He has been on a 16 month journey so far and has managed to pay down $208k of this so far. When he started, he made less than $50k. But, he’s worked his tail off. He’s worked multiple jobs without days off. He’s gone active duty in the military and spent time in Afghanistan. And he hasn’t taken shortcuts. A lot of months, he’s only paid some of his creditors $15. But he pays them something every single month. He still owes $350k+, but I have no doubt he will do it. He has the character that assures this.

It’s time for you to take some personal responsibility. Give up (for now at least) this dream you have of making it rich in real estate. Now is the time for you to do whatever jobs you can find. Build some character back. And when you do, and can wake up each day with a sense of purpose…and go to bed each night with a sense of accomplishment, maybe then you can entertain starting small in real estate. But man, you don’t have money issues. You have character issues. If you somehow made a $1,000,000 deal tomorrow, you would end up blowing it. It’s the reason most lottery winners eventually end up bankrupt. You need to build your character. And you need to do it in ways you would never have dreamed of doing it. You need to take jobs that are beneath you. You need to be humble. You need to be real.

Good luck man….I’m glad you are blogging again. I was disappointed to finally get caught up only to find that you were “gone”.

Unknown said...

one other note. My brother is a bit of a free spirit. I had to kick him out of my place due to non-payment and my wife had lost patience. He's now in LA with his girlfriend and now has a little guy 2 years old. he works his tailoff out there. but he loves what he does and his setup(small studio place like 400 sq ft.). He said the best thing i ever did was kicking him out. I wonder if Casey will say that with time when the SIL does it.

Anonymous said...

Let's see, 3 months behind plus the two months advance Yulia now wants, that's 5 months rent snowflake has to come up with by tuesday.

I would place bets that he will stiff the SIL and move back in with his parents.

Anonymous said...

my trolls, my trolls,

As we have seen, laws are much more easily flouted than most of us think. Casey is indictable for multiple fraud counts in several jurisdictions, including federal, has violated innumerable others laws and faces numerous potential civil claims.

And KC brags about it in public, practically dares law enforcement to come after him.

But what has brought KC a taste of what he deserves? The DA? Banks? All have done nothing. Not even the fabled CashCall. Instead, his sister-in-law has gotten tired of watching Casey use what money he has for anything but rent. Her patience has run out.

Yulochka can't kick KC out yet, but she can give him terms that he has no way to comply with.

One moral, my little ones: you ex-FCers know nothing about Russian people, especially their women.

Anonymous said...

Sid,

Perhaps you know nothing about how the U.S. justice system works. It grinds slowly, but very fine.

The lenders have waited until all of Snowflake's properties are gone before they proceed, so they can provide a united front. The various law enforcement agencies work even slower, but they are also coordinating their efforts.

Now that Snowflake has foreclosed all of his properties and the Utah property sold via the illegal wrap, there is nothing left holding any of the parties back.

You have to be either ignorant or delusional not to believe that there is already some sort of civil and criminial charges brewing. Snowflake has made himself such a high profile target, his fate is sealed.

IMHO, his only salvation may come in the form as a cooperating witness. Essentially, he will have to "drop dime" on all the parties involved and pray that the FBI, DOJ, and multiple LEA's are willing to cut a deal. He will still lose whatever he has left, mostly Galina. He will most likely have to repay every dirty penny. He will mos likely be incarcerated for some time.

I predicted last year that the shit would hit the fan around April of this year, and it turns out correct.

The 8000 ton elephants in corner yet to be seen are the IRS and the upcoming BK. If ( more like when) Snowflake files his 2006 taxes he will lie. I think he is already screwed because he failed to report the $30,000 gain from 2005 on the first flip. He most likely owes from 2005 & 2006. Again IMHO, he cannot file for BK. If he does, the Trustee will file adversarial proceedings against him for fraud.

Snowflake has not hit bottom yet. The next six months are going to be much worse. I predict by 2008 he is doing the perp walk.

Anonymous said...

I know plenty about how the US justice system works. That is one reason why I am a cynic.

People here have been predicting the perp walk for a long time, but when ENers have been trying (frantically, in some cases) to alert law enforcement, the response has been "don't bother us, we've got bigger fish to fry."

And anyone who knows anything about white collar crime knows that if Casey is arrested, there is a good probably that charges will be dropped. If not, he'll probably plea bargain and avoid serious time. He may avoid time all together.

Cynicism aside, if Casey is arrested, it will only be because enough people made enough noise that the authorities had no choice but to take action.

Believe me, they'd rather ignore it.

Anonymous said...

CS is NOT going to prison, NOT going to court even. nothing will happen to him. at all.

the VW was broken into randomly, not by a pro, not by someone who reads caseys blog. probably by a couple of teenagers walking by.

geeze, some of you are as dumb as she is.

Anonymous said...

Anon is correct, at least in that CC did not break into the VDubs.

They are not going to risk a lawsuit over a lousy couple hundred dollars. Like the banks, which have not exactly been rushing to sue Casey, they do not break kneecaps or whatever.

Creditors just treat the loss as part of doing business.

Anonymous said...

Casey bought that junker because of the "Rims" and the "sweet sound system". Now the radio got stolen.

I'm so ashamed of myself - why can't I stop laughing?

It's almost like his god reached down and left him a note.

Anonymous said...

Oh, I also don't think Casey will be going to jail.

I won't be crying if I'm proven wrong though.

Rob Dawg said...

You have to take into account how much it will cost the banks if they don't go after Casey.

Anonymous said...

The banks already have priced bad loans. They won't get any money out of Casey, as he is judgment-proof. Any theory that not suing will send a message is equally balanced out by the message a lawsuit sends - and that to prospective borrowers as well as current ones.

Furthermore, banks don't think long term. Why should they, when their managers (and management everywhere) are not planning to stay with any employer for long? Management's goal is to maximize short-term profit, as that is where their interests lie.

People are really digging hard, looking for some sort of karmic justice, when, far as I can tell, there is no such thing.