"Strong" employment and yet large declines in housing prices. Nearly all new housing is not included in the for sale housing supply numbers.
The NAR/CAR report, if it had been produced in April 1912, would read: "The onboard managers from the accounting department of the Cunard Line are pleased to report that free ice is now available on the foredeck."
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Oh yeah, baby
so close... #2 for me
Not even close. Where are the rest of you slackers?
3rd
MURST BEYOTCHES!
im even a 3rd looser. yeah i like how the numbers improved for march(yeah right). spindoctor masters is what the NAR is. I call bullshit.
Hey Steph, is the Haterz™ club getting t-shirts?
Damn, I could've gotten first but I was making boom-boom in my pants. Galina has since changed my diaper.
[Yeah, I used the joke on Steph's blog... it cracked me up enough that I figured I'd use it here. hehe]
Yet another day of no IAFF. Kind of relaxing. Now casey has no job, no blog to update and no money. I can imagine his days are very busy "working".
Eighth, bitches! Oh wait...ah fuck it.
So where is cornflake hiding?
Where is snowflake hiding?
Are they off playing hide the salami somewhere?
Nigel looks like a spermburping homotron bitch...not that there is anything wrong with that.
@Gameover;
Haven't you been paying attention? You can only get Haterz™ T-shirts on Nigel's Site. C'mon now.
Don't forget the Haterz™ Census if you haven't signed it yet; it's on my blog, just comment once on the joke for Kevin post.
I'm going to try and figure out just how many of us there are.
un steph, don't confuse t-shirt with haterz olympic pin.
Haterz isn't trademarked. that is complete and utter bullshit
Nigel is a cumgargling manslut.
Steph J.
On your blog, attempting to see the comments = posting comment...
Trust me, T-shirts may seem cool but that patrick.net image has to be one of the wurst pictures of me I've ever seen. The pic was after the BBQ and we were asked to stick out our chests and pull back our heads so we could see the quotes on the shirts. This explains why we are in those goofy tees over golf shirts with chests and tummies puffed out pose.
Fools. Post your casey comments at youareintheway. ROb Dawg keeps deleting info. I delete NOTHING.
There appears to be a rumour floating about that Nigel Swaby worked as a gay prostitute during the Olympics.
It would appear to be true.
Can anyone offer any assistance in corroborating this information.
Nigel is so very stupid..... from his latest post:
"The main reason I chose stocks is if a real estate deal comes along, I'd like to be liquid enough to access my money quickly."
Everyone knows that stocks should be a long term investment. For lquidity, have cash in a money market, CDs or other investment vehicle. If you put $40,000 in stocks with the intention to purchase in 12 months and the market hiccups, the $40,000 could loose value.
I keep a balanced portfolio:
Real Estate - Rental property that pays for itself - not really income producing... holding on to it for the long term.
Real Estate - Primary residence (long term "investment")
Stocks - long term investments geared for my retirement
Money Market - quick cash for future investing
Money Market - 6 months savings for living expenses as my "emergency fund."
I'm on an all "cash" basis now. My credit card balance remains less than $1,000. If I can't afford it, I don't buy it, or become creative and find other options.
I make about $60,000 p/year in my loser W-2 job - but I live as if I make $48,000 so that I can put away $1,000 p/month.
I bet Nigel is like Casey - deeply in debt, very little savings, and one step ahead of creditors.
There will be a new IAFF post tomorrow...YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.
KC will detail how he was a victim of identity fraud and that Galinababy stole his ID and got him $2.2MM in the debt.
"I thought she was up to no good, but she is my wife, you know? Oh well, it's all good!"
\
*Casey*
There appears to be a rumour floating about that Nigel Swaby worked as a gay prostitute during the Olympics.
Well, the truth is, Swaby first tried working as a heterosexual male escort for the ladies. But he found that he could only fetch about three bucks for a roll in the hay, with his good looks. And besides, he wasn't even turned on by the ladies anyway.
So he defected to the other team, where he's made a lucrative living... uhh... "staying on top of things".
Wasn't Swaby in a boy band? N*Sucks?
stocks can be worked shorter-term, but it's trading, not investing, and it's hard work. i'm currently 100% money market, no stocks, because momentum is lost right now. nigel has no clue what i'm talking about. his investment advice is about as sound as his economics theorizing. recently he argued that jobs lost from housing employment will be gained through public works projects. this is not the stuff for fluffy permabull essays. charts i've seen show he's full of shit. but where would i even start? he's a tenth the pendulous pedant he wishes to be.
Wasn't Swaby in a boy band? N*Sucks?
Yeah. Actually, you know how boy bands always have "The Good-Looking One", "The Tough One", "The Sweet One", and so forth...?
Nigel was "The Balding One".
How can a mortgage broker say that stock investments are smart moves for liquidity? There are better options and ANY IDIOT knows that.
Short term money market accounts from places such as ETrade and others offer sweet returns for little capital investment. Stocks can be RISKY as well as no guarantee that you get your money out fast enough.
Nigel was "The Balding One".
So you are saying Nigel is the equivalent of the lurch looking guy in New Kids or Joey Fatone from NSync?
Cool.
Did anybody see the SNL skit where Justin Timberlake and Andy whatshisname performed that Dick In A Box song? Man, I was rolling all over the floor! They reminded me of Nigel with more hair.
make i can get casey to sign a promissory note for
www.iamfacingbankruptcy.com
no paypal for you!
There appears to be a rumour floating about that Nigel Swaby worked as a gay prostitute during the Olympics.
Apparently, Nigel Swaby was a gay prostitute during the Winter Olympics in Salt Lake City. The "pins" that he was selling were located in his rectum.
Stock day trading is not for me. Too much right place/right time stuff for my tastes. I do a few futures contracts in the interests of disclosure.
Cramer was ready for the rubber room today but Nigel actually stumbles upon a few nuggets. When you are as random and irrational as he it is just math to expect a few jewels.
steph.
let us know the final tally of haterz.
You know where the prostitute rumors come from, right? When Nigel said he used to sell pins at the Olympics, he actually mispelled a word -- he was selling penis at the Olympics.
Coincidentally, in Swaby's case, both objects are about the same length and diameter........
To anyone with a little spare Moolah™, this just in from GoDaddy.com --
NIGELSWABY.COM is available! For $8.95/year!
:-)
About 40ish so far... But I *know* there are more out there... longtime haterz who've tapered in their participation... Jade, Tony Sopes, T, Homey, Sputnik... I know you're out there... ante up guys.
Don't forget the fallen...
Rob BBB
TfMBA
We should set up a memorial. ::smirk::
I haven't Zillowed since my Re-fi.. let's check it out....
No Zestimate for me...
No Zestimate for me...
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Chicken?
Down $5,000
But Zillow waffles on price as often as Casey waffles on resolve.
Let the cash hemorrhage begin. It hath been fore told at EN.
::sigh::
But Zillow waffles on price as often as Casey waffles on resolve.
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LOL
So Rob Dawg,
When you paddle out in the waves like a tough guy, what do you have to use, an over-sized raft? You fat ass.
Its a pretty safe bet you stand on the shore and eat a hot dog.
You know, there is a thing called self-fulfilling prophecies...
C'mon, people! It's alllll goooOOD!™
dummerer & dummbererest
converted to haterism
Rob Dawg
Wasn't it George Constanza that also gave him self cool little nicknames?
Nice murse by the way you fat ass hypocrite.
Oh look, isn't the troll cute?
Iddy bitty thing thinks it's all grown-up and can play with the big boys.
LOL
I never trust Zwillow - it over estimates prices in my bldg $30-40k for each unit.
Trust Zillow, no way, but a $23,000 drop is pretty steep for 30 days. I guess I made your point.
Yawn. I occasionally boogieboard and scuba dive in the wetsuit my then fiancee bought me. Find a chew toy that cares. Naw, I don't mean that. Stick around. Prove yourself. Tell us who you are and why you think all these things. You know, hypocrites and all those other things you complain about do need to be exposed. The only way to do that is with honesty. Go ahead, show how it is done.
I actually did some work today; although I don't have to like you bunch of loosers. However, the hammer slipped.......it's not pretty.
I may have to abdicate my FIRST throne till it heals.....slow on the trigger, high on the pain scale.
Like any of you Hatez(tm) gives a crap about pain...suffering....
I had a deadline to meet this AM at my day gig, but now that it's done, the afternoon is looking quieter. Yay me.
Hey "Dude", don't worry... from time to time, we'll all drop in just to see what condition your condition is in. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
...heh, Benoit abides ;-)
Zillow has the wrong number of baths on my house listing, Fah-kers. It's fun to play on Zillow. Maybe I'll upload a picture of my cleavage for a house picture. ::hehehehehehehehehhehe::
Both Pulte Homes and Ryland swung to negative earnings in today's earnings report...
Ryland earnings article via Marketwatch
Pulte Homes earnings article via Marketwatch
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE upload my picture. To EN for a hot topic!
Who agrees with me? Speak up!!!
@ Steph J
Good job on the first. I was taking a nap. Really....hehehe
I'll stop by this evening and drop you a note.
sure. who doesn't want to see stephanieJ's cleavage?
Look everyone! Nigel is posting here again.
Who's the chickenshit now?
About 55ish Haterz™ accounted for so far. Keep the Census coming. I know there are many more.
And there's *no way* the Cleave is going up on EN. I know someone who'd be very upset if I shared his 'motorboat' territory with a pack of EN wolves.
Thanks, Stephanie, for thinking of me...
(heheheh)...
Ahh Nigel. I especially love how he writes on his pro-Casey blog that "Name calling and personal attacks will be deleted". He imposes those rules on his visitors, then shows up here and does calls people names and makes personal attacks. What a surprise.
Todays topic will be interest rates and their affect on real estate pricing. You see,I own a koi pond with 25000 unique gallons of water in it.
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Holy unintelligible, batman. Sorry about that.
With apologies to Issac Hayes
A tribute to Nigel "0 comments" Swaby and Casey "Will swill algae for cash" Serin.
Who is the man who would risk his job
To smear another man?
Nigel! You're damn right...
Some people say that Nigel is a dumb mother--
Shut your mouth! Jus' talkin' bout Nigel
He's a simplistic man, and no one understand him--but his woman
Casey! It's all good!
take it to the bridge....
I read "motorboat" and instantly I think of Vince Vaughn in "The Wedding Crashers".
Khatie just reminded me of Dirty Frank.
Hey, Rob Dawg, wasn't the Titanic part of the White Star line?
@ratlab--
Who is dirty Frank????
@Khatie
Probably taken from another song but used in Pearl Jam's "Dirty Frank":
Why that dirty Frank was a bad mother...
Shut your mouth!
Hey man, I'm just talking about Dirty Frank!
Original lyrics come from Shaft IIRC. Probably one of my least favorite Pearl Jam songs of all time - total Chili Peppers ripoff.
Nigal proclaims on the title of his SLC blog he is a 'real estate investor' but then goes on to say he does not have any real estate investments. I think he should relabel himself as 'wanna-be' RE investor.
I spend some time on RE carnival sites hosted by other people, posting requests for more Swaby stuff, saying that I know he is busy with busness dealing with Casey Serin, but that he is never to busy to blog. I hope he likes me speading his good name around with these requests for more Swaby . . .
Lovely ladies drinking beer in Germany. What's the legal age in Germany.....they look awful young.
Bottom's Up!
Now I have to start a new blog about those girls drinking BEER. I will photoshop their heads onto walruses- it's gonna be the funniest thing ever.
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Robert (nigel's ass kissing poster) = Nigel
Nigel,
Your new blog sounds like it will be great. I really love your writing style so much and your insight is incredible.
Robby,
Those two nights in jail sure were fun. When a butt that big weaves and staggers into the cell, the boys knew we were gonna have fun.
Maybe you can teach Casey what we showed you, before he comes to visit. Someone who enjoyed it as much as you, would be an excellent teacher.
Ventura Bubba
Beer in Germany:
No age limit if parent is present, 18 otherwise. COOL STUFF
Wonder if they have Jamba juice there! If not, Snowflake could open up some business and hide from the IRS...
Will you haters stop picking on me? I am NOT Nigel, I am who I say I am.
I will add that Nigel is a great writer. I believe everything I write. He is the best at being a neutral observer.
Ventura Bubba nice to see you here. You can't be from Ventura because I see a Salt Lake City IP on this blog. Funny how you sound like a certain boy band member/pin salesman/wannabe mortgage broker who claims to be an industry writer.
Wow, I haven't Zillowed in a while. My place is down $10K in the last 30 days.
Nigel Swaby is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.
I think Nigel if FIIINE. I've fantasized about slathering his tiny man-body with baby-oil, and then letting him lube up my slab of tube-steak. I would shine up head bald little head so I can see myself in it when I look down at him. Ooooooh yeeeeahh.
Maybe with Casey we can make a sandwich; I'll be the meat.
Every time I search for something on zillow, I get "We're sorry. We encountered a problem performing this search. Please wait a few seconds, then refresh the page or search again."
This isn't a new development either. I remember running into it months ago. What am I doing wrong?
@Beer in Germany:
When I was there, Bavaria anyway, it was 18 for hard liquor. 16 for beer. Of course, parents present seemed to be perfectly fine at any age. Keep in mind, even with beer at 16, you can't get a driver license till 18! Learn to drink before you learn to drive, as they say.
That's right Nova; hence the significantly fewer deaths of young drivers overseas.
I grew up in Belgium... I could have beer pretty much when I was old enough to look over the bar to order it. The towns would hold these weekend parties in the town rec centers to keep the kids out of trouble. It was 20F a glass of beer and there were kids there 12 and up.
You pretty much are over the craziness and novelty of drinking by the time you're old enough to drive.
On the flip-side, I used to have lots of fun taking American kids out when the arrived from the US... watching them drink themselves sick and make total asses of themselves with this newfound freedom. We'd just leave them barfing, passed out on the metro and hit the next place.
at the time 20F was about a quarter... Now it's the Euro though.
Those german girls have some nice jugs (of beer).
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