[Nigel] were you the other person moderating Casey's comments?Yes I was. I did it for about a week only a few times a day. Wordpress beats the heck out of blogger when it comes to comment moderation.
Congratulations you dawgged detectives. Yet another slimy bit of double dealing under the radar dishonesty is forced through the lying teeth of our local pervaricator.
It was pretty amazing how quickly people caught on and equally amazing that Nigel thought he could keep it quiet.
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kerriella
First
Toid???????
God you idiots....
I am a long-time Casey hater who is turning into a EN "FIRST!!!" poster hater. Grow the fuck up and watch this hilarious video about your practices - realize that the Internet community finds the whole phenomenon incredibly juvenile, retarded, and annoying as hell.
Correct link to FIRST VIDEO
Pitah,
What? There was something wrong with your first link? Hmmmm?
7th motha fuckaaaasss!!!
FYI 7th is NEW FIRST!
Yes.... and I realize the irony.... apologies for the bad mood, I was just upset that Snowflake won't sell me his blue ball- at least until his next jump-the-shark-a-thon, and I took it out on our resident EN FIRST'ers!
Personally, I find Nigel's new pandering to the haterz community to be far more offensive than anything he's ever done. And frankly, he started that shit about 48 hours after the 'outings'.
Fuck him and the teeny little horse he rode in on. Nigel Swaby is an ill-informed half-wit with an opportunistic streak comparable only to Casey Serin.
Hey Tony - how did you get Steph J. to pose with you on the cover of Vanity Fair ?
Well, that explains why all of my anti-Nigel posts never made it through during that time..
Talk about a dumbass.
Never mind, Annie shot it...
I second what Aspeth said.
In other news, I'm finally watching the Kiyosaki video with Snowflake on it (because I have 45 minutes to kill before dinner and I won't be upset if I don't get them back). After touting "Rich Dad, Poor Dad" he won't even listen to Kiyosaki himself. I find it amusing that his "hero" is laughing at him.
Stupid is, as stupid does. Sweet.
12th loosers!
First after the previous comment! Loosers.
Rob Dawg, are you goui to start a seperate thread for Casey's Suzie orman appearnace which starts in about 5 minutes?
CNBC!
Somebody please do a play-by-play of the latest debacle!
I just tuned into CNBC to see this mess.
Aspeth, i will try. To start, the little info on the show says: "A house flipper loses 1.8 million"
He's wearing the blue shirt!
Hello
Gonna try and post an mp3 of the Orman segment with snowflake as soon as possible, if I can. I'll let you fellers know.
oh she's gonna lay into him!
YEAHHH!!!
Shes explaing subprime loans right now. Jesus she is annoying.
Casey is going to feel the wrath LOL!!
15 seconds in... damn, this woman is patronizing.
jamba juice!
Young computer programmer?!! I want to puke
"however, teh posting on the website arent exactly sympathetic"
i'll say
WTF. Does he own any other shirts? Hundreds of thousands in sweet cashback, and he couldn't buy another dress shirt?
Ugh - he said "I was just looking for a honest way to make a buck."
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
LIAR
"Hows your wife doing with all of this?"
uh Casey, long paused blinks like yours really tip off your lies... don't take up Poker.
uh yeah, a good one, yet they argue all the time?
And the damn blue shirt and highlights! At least Orman mentioned the not so supportive comments on IAFF.
I want to puke.
Suze - "what do you feel your sollution is?"
"trying to do a short sale on properties, the market did come down a little bit"
haha a little bit
damn my cheap ass for refusing to pay for cable tv !!!
but he didnt get any short-sales!
Suze , why are you not talking to him about mortgage fraud!
whats this equity!
judicial foreclosure?
Suzy doesn't look happy....
Biggest mistakes:
not being careful with leverage (too eager)
stay local - don't go all over the country
have a panel of advisors - I didn't have blah blah blah
LIAR
LIAR
LIAR
"cashback at close!"
nice to admit to fraud on national tv
Commercial! She is goign to let him have it after the break
Liar
Liar
Liar
What about his stated (inflated) income loans?
What about the legality of cashback at close?
He talks about G's credit card debt, what about his debt?????
tip for segment #2... if you squint and kind of blur your eyes...it's impossible to tell suze and gaysey apart... their hairstyles are too similar.
@Anon 6:09...did he actually admit (again) to the cash back?
Aspeth, yes. He said the exact phrase - "Cashback at close"
yes, 30K he mentioned
I just made a batch of Gimlets. This is gonna be good!
Itz all good. Cash back at close...fix and flip...
What the hell is up with him? Considering his circumstances, he's so flat...Anti-psychotics? WTF? And his highlights are better than Suze's!
She doesn't look too happy with him. Yeah, I'd like to see her grill him good. But she's got something bad to sad to him after the commercial.
@Tony...your key lime concoction? man, i'm missing out on everything tonight!
He says he owned the condo for one year and made $30K. My question remains, as it always has, did he report this $30K capital gain to the IRS?????????
I think NOT
how is he only copping to 30k cash back?!? He's said repeatedly that he got $50k off of ONE.
suze - "you have already ruined your fico score adn your wife's scores"
bankruptcy!
"you are wasting your time and energy trying to sell these houses"
"you are exerting a tremendous amount of energy..."
ummm... did NO ONE on her staff read his blog?
"Do you want to do the work to sell these properties????" ask Suzy.
UGH - her producers didn't do their research.. they don't know snowflake doesn't work.
Opps - Casey smiled at "addicted to wheeling and dealing."
His advice - "what are you doing to take care of yourself and wife finanicially speaking?"
what's the answer boyfriend? that's great!
3000 a month in income, but on cashcall he first claims 1500
wtf? he just contradicted himself
Suzy -
"What are you doing to take care of you and your wife right now?"
Opps - he just said he makes $3,000 a month.
I hope someone is recording this for CashCall - he told them $1,500.
Suze is assuming that by the lender and banks selling the houses, they will get 100% of the money back.
3 f-ing K a month (?) and he asked for donations yet claims to be ethical.
"you seem like an extremely intelligent young man who is not foolish"
Suze is an idiot
Yes, she didn't have anyone read the blog.
wtf? 'you look incredibly intelligent'
He's a conman
Ok it's over. What a stupid fluff piece. At least he admitted to cash back on national TV
Suze obviously doesn't realize that he worked at Pride Industries...
intelligent?
basically tells him to declare bankruptcy and up his income...but his income wasnt 3000?
god that was pathetic
Suzy says the "lender took the risk" to lend Casey the money...
OMG - she says he's "incredibly intelligent."
I just spit my wine all over laptop.
End of discussion.
That's it.
15 minutes.
Now she's talking to other people.
Well, that was a colossal waste of time.
I'll be posting an mp3 of this colossal waste of time in about 10 mins.
JVJ...awesome. Running off for some wine while you post.
Sounds like Suze Orman just took 20 pts off her IQ by being in the same room with fucktard.
Wasn't this taped before the beggathon?
Intelligent compared to WHAT? Liar, liar, liar, Casey. Been foreclosed, not making $3,000 a month, that was theoretical Chris money, not ACTUAL money and you have ZERO ethical drive to repay anything.
Is it just impossible for him to open his mouth and not spew lies?
Suzy wasn't in the same room.
She was in her studio and Casey in a studio in Sacramento.
I don't argue with her comments about letting the lenders worry about the houses. They did take the risk.
did he get paid for the show
I really wanted to smack that f-ing smug expression off of his face. Is th 3K per month he mentioned net or gross?! I've been out of the loop for a couple of days. Has he said anything about his taxes?
I think the only reason Suze was so soft on Casey "Intelligent mys ass" was because she must have seen the picture of Galina...damn lesbo.....
I soak the Key limes in Stoli for about three or four days. Then when you make the drink, use more fresh lime juice. Helps with the agita when watching this crap!
Suzy obviously doesn't know Casey and Co "juiced" the value of the homes to get his "cashback at close" -- what he called "talking the profit early."
There was NO discussion of snowflake's unsecured debt..... Why not?
@Akubi
NEt or gross who cares, it's a made up number, just look at his cashcall transcript where he went from 1.5K to 3K if it meant getting the extension.
Oh well, at least with more media exposure, we have more bubbas watching tv and saying "Damn, I'd like a piece of that when it comes in!"
Now , how was that for an in depth interview with a sociopath?
Well yea, I don't know shit, about Gaysey or investing, but you Joe shitpack know even less!
I bet you are impressed with my background investigation of Casey, that is the same in depth investigation I do before I suggest committing your life savings to a stock I get a kickback on!
Anon 6:26,
Hey we're talking about MSM! All sound bytes, no content. I am really pissed off.
Now it's "can I afford it" segment.
Too bad she didn't interview Casey for this segment.
"Hi Suzy, I really want a wheat grass shot at JJ with some fresh OJ. It comes about to $7.00 - but I don't have any $$ in checking, so the overdraft will add $29."
Anyway we can get the fbi or law enforcement after him? He's bugging me.
i knew i should have just kept watching Flip This House on TLC.
So other than not worrying about the lenders, what suggestions did she give? But then again, if he doesn't come clean with the details, what the hell difference does it matter what she suggests.
So I made the right call blowing off the MSNBC broadcast and going out to dinner right?
Thanks BTW to JVJ for making an mp3
Oh and I still say that both fliptard and Suze suffer from TV-rotted brains...it's not like I have to watch them BS each other in front of a camera to know that.
Legion 6:27,
He is such a smug SOB. Perhaps the extra passive income refers to the interest generated from his offshore account.
"You've spent too much time and energy on trying to save your investments"
She must have just met him on tape day.
He looked like a Zombie.
Anon 6:30
If you want to see some real criminals, COPS is on in 30 minutes.
I am going to grill up some sausge, have a beer, and watch COPS. God bless America!
BTW, Legion. G looks way too much like Rachel Ray to be hot.
I'd hit Rachel Ray but the ass I really wanna tap is Giada De Laurentiis. Man, I ever decide to get a different goomah, she's the broad for me.
Tony S.,
You sound just like my stepdad :).
Ha, Giada. All I can ever think about with her is that ice cream faux pas segment.
Chronicled here.
I got an mp3 of the Casey/Orman lovefest here.
If I screwed up the link, here it is in text:
http://gambit3.com/iaff/index.html
On the Nigel moderation topic, all I had to do to prove to myself that he was the secret moderator was add a small Nigel related comment at the end of an otherwise unoffensive post. (i.e. Hi Nigel, ASW: Nigel Sux, Nigel stop deleting my posts, etc.) None of them ever went through with the Swaberiffic comments, but I could say completely obnoxious stuff about only Casey and they always went through.
Fliptard is commenting again...so here's something I sent for the mental midget to chew on
Quoth the fliptard
"Recently I had less jobs so I am making less. This doesn’t mean that I can’t make $3K or $8K next month. In fact I probably will. "
Casey,PayPal Begathon proceeds on your blog are not 'jobs'.
Oh and I'll be impressed if you clear one tenth of that range.
As my grandpa used to say "wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which one fills up first"
@JVJ
Thanks!
ROTFL listening to Suze...she sounds like she went to the William Shatner school of bad acting (inappropriate pauses and faux emotional emphasis on all the wrong words)
After too many random and bizarre hair coloring ideas when I was a kid/teen, I have learned quite a bit about repairing the red, black, white, green, blue, magenta nightmares that seemed really SWEET at the time. Per hour, hair colorists make far money than programmers, but the chemicals are quite toxic, so I’d rather avoid it unless all high-tech jobs are offshore-ed. As a hobby, I repair bad hair color issues for friends and
I am sorry there is no way in hell
those highlights on Suze were the same one’s he claimed to have obtained about a year ago. Does his hair not grow? How does he pay for them? A good colorist ain't cheap in Cali.
Gee according to the interview Galina has $30K in credit card debt, not $26K
Sweet!
Listening to Suze, drink in hand, toasting Jean Val Jean (qui n'est pas si miserable, apres tout!)
Suze is (deep breath) DRAMATIC. Why do I feel like she's talking like I've been a very bad and stupid child?
So he backed off his tripe that he had been making $50k before he quit work and tells Suze $30k. Sounds like a more reasonable #
KC looked like a deer in headlights to me. I was bummed she didn't bring up fraud at all, at least she gave him the same advice he was getting from the haters five months ago. All the friggin time he's wasting on short sales with his awesome realtor.
Oh, and good luck with making $6 grand next month. It's so easy.
Casey said re: Galina "She's on board with all of this."
Got that, Homey?
Look! More stuff to point and laugh at from IAFF.com! Whee!
45. Casey Serin
April 7th, 2007 at 5:27 pm Man… I was so stiff on there… I must have been nervous or something. Otherwise I think it went well.
46. Casey Serin
April 7th, 2007 at 5:29 pm Hey, the show was actually pre-taped about 3 months ago. That’s why some of the stuff was a little out dated.
So when I say I was making $3,000 consulting, I really was back when I was working for Chris on a regular basis for a few weeks.
Recently I had less jobs so I am making less. This doesn’t mean that I can’t make $3K or $8K next month. In fact I probably will.
47. Casey Serin
April 7th, 2007 at 6:03 pm Yeah, I did kind of look like a zombie… I was watching this thing tonight with a few friends of mine and we were laughing at me.
Trying to remember the taping from 3 months ago. I had to be in the studio in Sacramento at 6AM. I remember being confident but kind of jittery from drinking too much coffee. So I think maybe I was trying to over-compensate by trying to be still. I was also probably a little bit nervous. I’m normally a little more natural on camera. I don’t know what happen this time. Also I had too much styling wax in my hair and I don’t think I had time to take a shower that morning. My face was also way too shiny.
But hey it’s all good.
48. Casey Serin
April 7th, 2007 at 6:04 pm Thanks to Suze for having me on her show.
Anybody got the lyrics to the oompa loompa song that relate to too much TV watching?
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO
I'VE GOT ANOTHER PUZZLE FOR YOU
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADAH DEE
IF YOU ARE WISE YOU'LL LISTEN TO ME
WHAT DO YOU GET FROM A GLUT OF TV
A PAIN IN THE NECK AND AN I.Q. OF THREE
WHY DON'T YOU TRY SIMPLY READING A BOOK
OR COULD YOU JUST NOT BEAR TO LOOK
YOU'LL GET NO
YOU'LL GET NO
YOU'LL GET NO
YOU'LL GET NO
YOU'LL GET NO COMMERCIALS.
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DAH
IF YOU'RE NOT GREEDY YOU WILL GO FAR
YOU WILL LIVE IN HAPPINESS TOO
LIKE THE
OOMPA
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DO
"Also I had too much styling wax in my hair and I don’t think I had time to take a shower that morning."
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Seriously WHO GOES ON TV WITHOUT TAKING A SHOWER!
100% success on hairwax
0% success on bathing
Why does the media attempt to use him as an example in the context of people losing their homes due to subprime loans and/or declining RE prices?
There are very few folks in similar situations to CS. Almost anyone who got hung speculating on multiple houses will file BK, they don't need all this guru/mentor/blog shit, just a trip to the accountant and lawyer (unless there are extenuating circumstances such as fraud).
Most of the people in trouble are trying desperately to save their HOMES. Casey has absolutely nothing to lend to that discussion.
Or you can watch this...the TV oompa loompa part starts at 2:32
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey6qquwcoPk
How much would you pay to see the rip-n-burntard do the oompa loompa dance folks?
The idea has me giggling my head off!
And he calls himself a hot/cold shower enthusiast...
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO,
If KC could be only one of the kids in the Chocolate Factory who would he be?
@Akubi
Snowflake's some kinda bizarre cross between Veruca (I want it NOW) Salt and Mike (Too Much) TeeVee
OOMPA LOOMPA,
And if G was invited to the Chocolate Factory...How would she fit in? They both remind me of the bubble and golden egg scenes...
Anon 7:40,
Wasn't Veruca the golden egg dump one?
Yes Veruca is the golden egg dump one!
Originally, I thought KC seemed like the good kid who had lost his direction and was stuck in the carbonated soda area. Yet now I think he spent way too much time there and whatever bubbley soda he's been drinking doesn't even seem to be available in any Chocolate Factory but his own.
I just want to know how people can come up with oompa loompa lyrics and links on such short notice.
Scary.
Hee hee...TV references get the snowflake all hot-n-bothered...this is so choice!
79. Casey Serin
April 7th, 2007 at 6:33 pm On the show she was referring to the first round of seminars at $15K. I spent another $15+ in 2006 on more seminars but that was after doing a couple of flips.
I don’t know EXACTLY how much i’ve spent on RE education at this point so I loosely say $30K where $15K was the original Russ Whitney set of 3 bootcamps: wholesaling, lease options and foreclosure, plus a general bootcamp that shows all the different strategies.
On the $3K/month. Now that I think about it, I don’t know if I actually made $3K for a month with Chris. But I DID already have that job. I think I JUST started working with Chris at that time (Dec-Jan, somewhere around that time)
So I had PROJECTED income of $3K/month. Nothing wrong with stating you’re making $3K/month even if you haven’t completed that month. Here is why:
Imagine you just got a salaried job, say, making $50K per year. Somebody asks you “How much are you making?” and you say “I’m making $50K per year” even if you haven’t worked a full year yet. It’s just the way normal people talk. Normal people don’t say “NO, YOU’RE WRONG, you haven’t made $50K yet because you just got the job!!”. Normal people understand what you’re getting at. But NO, not the haters!
COME ON YOU HATERS!! Give me a freakin’ break for once. Why do you keep saying that I’m lying?? You just have your views set about me and that’s all you see.
And to the guy trying to post my newsgroup chain letter from 10 year ago, here is the link about Revisiting Old Mistakes. I already explained that a long time ago. Come on, everybody makes mistakes.
I’m getting tired of some of you haters. I don’t know why I keep allowing these comments on this blog. Don’t any of you have anything constructive to say?
Are you serious? To the person who said he will match me if I make $8K in a month… If we can find a way to hold you to it I would take you on for this challenge! I’m not talking about borrowing more money either. As part of the challenge I’m prepared to EARN $8K legally and fairly 30 days from the time we start the challenge.
Seems our baboompaboopadbubbleybamboozled boy hasn't kept up with his meds.
This is just like watching the wicked witch in "The Wizard Of Oz" shrieking "OOOOH I'm *melting*!"
He sure is melting down quick!
81. Casey Serin
April 7th, 2007 at 6:51 pm Reason I didn’t follow Suze’s advice 3-4 months ago when we first taped this segment:
I was being idealistic hoping to find a way to “repay every dirty penny” and save all the homes from foreclosure. Delcaring Chapter 7 bankruptcy would have cause the secured lenders to file for releive of automatic stay and foreclose on me.
So the main reason I have been delaying bankruptcy I gave myself time to attempt to sell the homes, or lease option or short sale, basicaly, do whatever I gotta do to avoid foreclosure. Well, I DID try.
Why did I even care about the lenders? Well I felt responsible to pay back the loans I take out. So some of it was a moral and ethical issues. The other part is I wanted a challenge of digging myself out of this whole before trowing in the towel.
Also, I disagree with Suze on doing BK at that point of the game. Even though I was behind on a few payments, it was STILL worth avoiding foreclosure and bringing the payment current.
A foreclosure on the credit record is MUCH worse than 5 late payments for the purposes for applying for more mortages in the future. (Or that’s what I hear from most mortgage brokers that I asked).
That’s why I didn’t just BK and throw in the towel. But now I have 4 foreclosure under my belt and the picture is very different.
I feel there has been SOME victory though: I DID wrap one house in Utah and perhaps I will short sale the one in Modesto if the buyers close. So that’s some success in avoiding foreclosure right there.
I’m glad I tried to stop foreclosure. I have no regrets. I learned a lot. It has been tought but it’s still a positive experience as I take my lessons and the new opportunities and run with it.
FAILING FORWARD!
82. Casey Serin
April 7th, 2007 at 6:53 pm To sum it up: attempting to stop foreclosure on 6 homes gave me the experience to see what works and what doesn’t and try the different options. Now I have the background to help others in foreclosure. It doesn’t matter that I didn’t succeed. Just going through the fire was enough to understand and help others who are in the fire. I’ve been truly blessed through this experience!
Holy crap...hey Tony S. please pass me a gimlet...freaking Casey let this through
84. TV Rots Your Brain
April 7th, 2007 at 6:49 pm “Normal people don’t say “NO, YOU’RE WRONG, you haven’t made $50K yet because you just got the job!!”. Normal people understand what you’re getting at. But NO, not the haters!”
‘Normal people’ also aren’t in the world of s**t you are Casey…neither they nor any of the haters I know is $1.8 million or $2.2 million in debt. So since you’re the one who made the issue of your debt (how ever much it may be), you have to expect the readers of your blog to also make an issue of your income (whatever that may be). They’re also making an issue of the fact that your reality changes to suit your immediate needs.
“I’m getting tired of some of you haters. I don’t know why I keep allowing these comments on this blog. ”
Because if you didn’t the only one commenting would be you.
ASW = blueball (which you should go back to bouncing up and down upon)
Casey = blog comment whore
Stick a fork in him he's done.
Game set & match to EN
The charms of IAFF have grown too pale for me to have remembered to try to care enough to watch the god-awful Shoes Whoreman show with our pal Casey, whose only value is as a life support system for his turds. I haven't seen his blog for a while. Making the Casey dance remix gave me a vaster distaste than I had before. However, the post of his excerpted above (COME ON YOU HATERS!! Give me a freakin’ break for once) moves me expend the energy to say: What a fuckin twerp. If he dies of exploding butt cancer I will not pen the memorial.
"It doesn’t matter that I didn’t succeed. Just going through the fire was enough to understand and help others who are in the fire. I’ve been truly blessed through this experience!"
Would somebody find out what drugs he takes....I want some!
From IAFF: "COME ON YOU HATERS!! Give me a freakin’ break for once. Why do you keep saying that I’m lying?? You just have your views set about me and that’s all you see."
Actually, we all gave you the benefit of the doubt for many, many months. When it became clear that you are a malicious thief and con man, we made our decisions.
Same goes for Nigel (bringing this post full circle). Just because the two of you are trying to play bullshit little semantic games doesn't mean that we're going to convert to your bullshit. The time for that was in the "reserving judgement" period.
That period is long over.
Wow, I go offline for a few hours and all hell breaks loose.
Now I have the background to help others in foreclosure. It doesn’t matter that I didn’t succeed. Just going through the fire was enough to understand and help others who are in the fire. I’ve been truly blessed through this experience!
What grinds my gears about Casey is that he takes a nugget of truth, wraps it it shit, and then thinks he has five pounds of gold.
For example, in my line of work, just about everyone has either started or worked for a failed startup at some point. Some people have worked for a few of them. It's fine, it's expected, it's even normal. But the people who are writing the books and getting the sweet gigs as keynote speakers, and generally making a name for themselves as someone whose advice is valuable, have had some unmitigated successes as well as their failures. And that's what Casey does not have. Wrapping Utah and MAYBE (I'll believe it when I see it) short-selling Modesto doesn't make him a success. It just makes him less of a failure.
Awww. . . you quoted me. I feel so special.
I figured that was what was going on, but I wanted to see it addressed up front.
"I’m getting tired of some of you haters. (Casey stamps tiny foot)"
If you are tired of us 'hatin on your precious snowflake ass then just shut your blog down Casey. It would be very simple to make us all go away.
no blog full of BS = no 'hatin Haterz
As of 11:25 PM Eastern
#of comments at IAFF = 89 (really 82 as 7 of em are fliptard BS)
#of comments at EN = 132
Gee I wonder which is the looser blog?
(guesses)
# of comments at all 27 of uber-successful, incredibly successful, award-winning Nigel Swaby's blogs: 1.
Anybody remember this National Lampoon chestnut of a song?
DETERIORATA
Introduction
You are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.....
Deteriorata! Deteriorata!
Go placidly
Amid the noise and waste.
And remember what comfort there may be
In owning a piece thereof.
Avoid quiet and passive persons
Unless you are in need of sleep.
Ro-tate your tires.
Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself
And heed well their advice,
Even though they be turkeys.
Know what to kiss.....and when!
Consider that two wrongs never make a right
But that THREE.........do.
Wherever possible, put people on hold.
Be comforted that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment
And despite the changing fortunes of time,
There is always a big future in computer main-te-nance.
Chorus
You are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not
The universe is laughing behind your back.
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Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle and mu-ti-late.
Know yourself.
If you need help, call the FBI.
Exercise caution in your daily affairs,
Especially with those persons closest to you.
That lemon on your left, for instance.
Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls
Would scarcely get your feet wet.
Fall not in love therefore;
It will stick to your face.
Gracefully surrender the things of youth:
The birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan
And let not the sands of time
Get in your lunch.
Hire people with hooks.
For a good time call 606-4311;
Ask for "Ken."
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That your dog is finally getting enough cheese.
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It could only be worse in Milwaukee.
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You are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not
The universe is laughing behind your back.
Therefore, make peace with your god
Whatever you conceive him to be---
Hairy thunderer, or cosmic muffin.
With all its hopes, dreams, promises and urban renewal
The world continues to deteriorate.
GIVE UP!
Reprise
You are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not
The universe is laughing behind your back.
http://zine.nationallampoon.com/index.php?option=com_jambozine&layout=article&view=page&aid=28&Itemid=32
Hmmm, so Snowflake INTENDED to make 3k/month, therefore it must have been O.K. for him to state that he made 3k/month. Now, he INTENDS to make 8k - I guess that means he now gets to claim 8k/month. After all, reality doesn't matter - the only truth is what Snowflake INTENDS! (sarcasm off)
When Snowflake tells a lie, he is speaking in his true nature.
Why do we call you a liar, Casey? BECAUSE YOU LIE ALL THE TIME.
It's actually quite simple. You didn't have a salaried position with a guaranteed paycheck, from the beginning it was contingent upon you doing things and was month-to-month. Therefore, no you can't say you make $3,000 a month, you were, at the time, making NO MONEY a month and - as you just said - projecting you were going to make $3k.
You also LIED about wanting to pay back the lenders. Do you really want us to go find you comments from when you were taping it to show you'd already waffled on that?
You're lying NOW, you didn't spend $30k on real estate guru nonsense, you spent $50,000. Did you forget to add in the last seminar stupidity? That you took out a $20,000-odd loan for? To add to the $30 from the previous years. FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS. Liar.
Waht gets me was his remark about working for Chris, and $3K income.
To hear KC tell it... he doesn't really remember WHEN he started working for Chris, and has no idea... to this day... just how much Chris has paid him.
Near as I can tell, among months and a myriad of excuses, KC has never put in a full month for Chris. And never even got a total of $3K over the (now 4 months) that he's been "working" for him.
Amazing how frequently KC plays the "I really don't know" card.
How much is your auto insurance? How much do you make a month? What is your cell phone bill? What did you get as cash-back-at-close for each of your transactions? What did you claim as annual income in order to qualify for your loans?
In every case, KC answers each of these questions with a heartfelt "I really don't know..."
He mentions working for Chris "for a few weeks".
Here's my theory on the whole Chris Record thing.
Chris is involved in the MLM RE "university" scam. I figure he conned Casey into doing IT stuff on the cheap while convincing him to fork over the $$$$ to attend NR "University". The "late night meetings" were MLM brainwashing sessions.
Chris made more money off of snowflake than he paid him.
sweet deal (for Chris)
Oh damn. I missed it. It was either that, or miss dinner (and since I wasn't cooking, I thought that was more important).
It sounds quite entertaining, mind you. :> I shall listen to it after drinks with a friend tonight.
Perhaps then it'll make more sense.
Ok, I couldn't resist. I posted this at IAFF:
You're right, Casey. The following is quite confusing
So I had PROJECTED income of $3K/month. Nothing wrong with stating you’re making $3K/month even if you haven’t completed that month. Here is why:
Imagine you just got a salaried job, say, making $50K per year. Somebody asks you “How much are you making?” and you say “I’m making $50K per year” even if you haven’t worked a full year yet. It’s just the way normal people talk. Normal people don’t say “NO, YOU’RE WRONG, you haven’t made $50K yet because you just got the job!!”. Normal people understand what you’re getting at. But NO, not the haters!
There is a difference, Casey. The 3K you're referring to is projected because it is contingent on commissions, etc. The 50K isn't contingent on that: its a regular salary with a regular paycheque that comes at regular intervals, whether that's weekly, biweekly, twice a month, monthly, etc. Your 3K isn't a regular thing.
Its like saying to a child, "I'm giving you $5/week for allowance", vs. "I'll give you $2 per chore you do over the month." The former gives the child a regular allowance of $5/per week. The latter is contingent on ACTIONS DONE BY THE CHILD. If the child does no chores, no money.
What action have you taken, Casey?
Not that this'll get through. But, according to the security word, its "sweet".
Just posted this, see if it goes.
"I’m getting tired of some of you haters. I don’t know why I keep allowing these comments on this blog. Don’t any of you have anything constructive to say?
Casey,
We all had constructive things to say for months. You ignored everybody's constructive comments. Everyone's. So the answer is, yes we do, and yes we have. But you can't hear it because you've got your fingers in your ears and the biggest freakin' set of blinders I've ever seen a person wear.
Oh look. Nigel's pimping himself out at the Casey love-in.
Re: "over $15k in real estate seminars"
Umm, I reckon he's spent well over $30k in real estate seminars.
Re: "doing great!"
This would be the perfect point in the interview for Stephanie J. to run him over with her Jeep.
New Smug Nigel Post. What a fucking idiot.
What will we have? The memories of watching a bunch of people make utter fools of themselves, thus providing hours of free entertainment. Thanks for being a part of that SLC Boob. As far as your "monetizing it?" Good luck Bub, we're all pulling for you...
Nigel,
You blew Casey for 6 months. What did you get?
Re: Nig's efforts to see t-shirts ...
Cat fight coming up! Meooorrww!
Seriously hilarious the twists and turns this saga has taken!
(If he can manage a t-shirt with Galina's name on it as well then I might be interested! - NOT).
So, Nigel, you've turned into a Casey-hatin', self-pimpin' attention-whore? Oh yeah, you were already the last 2!
So, you want to make money off your failed relationship with Casey?
You'll be lucky to sell 10 T-shirts.
Nigel,
I'd buy a T-shirt that says:
"I paid a G to do G at the Casey blog-a-thon"
I bet you could sell those!
I bet Casey has a shirt that reads:
I went to Utah and all I got was this lousy tee shirt... and a crab leg cluster, and a sweet backrub from the Salt Lake Mortgage guy.
I bet Casey's massages from Nigel came with a 'happy ending'.
Casey got burned by C**** to the tune of $22k. That is why Casey waffles about his paychecks. In your eagerness to blame the hapless Snowball(tm), you ignore the greater crime. Don't blame Casey because he never put in a full month's work for a full month's pay -- blame the unscrupulous employer for offering a contract, such as it seems. Is this kind of stuff even legal in California? We are not living in England of the 1830s.
Currently I'm wearing my favorite T-shirt you nearly destroyed and listening to Hildegaard Von B.
Love you Bill. Happy Easter!
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, I was kind of joking when I said earlier that Nigel is running like 27 different blogs.
But all is clearly not as well in Young Nigel's mortgage world as he would like everyone to believe. Otherwise, why else would he be 'claiming' these blogs on technorati:
http://www.idishnetwork.com/blog
http://advancedmd.wordpress.com
Methinks Nigel spends a LOT of time online for someone who claims to be successful writing paper...
"And if Young Nigel says he's happy, he must be happy..."
I'd buy a shirt if it said
Nigel BOB
"I am not in business with Casey, talked about it, or even considered it."
"I don't moderate on IAFF"
"I do not post at EN"
"Casey you are coming to UTAH? Why didn't you tell me?"
Beginning to wonder if Nigel really is done with Casey.
For Nigel to distance himself from Casey while still receiving traffic from IAFF would appear to be "win/win". I still think the guy is full of shit.
In fact, I got 10 to 1 Asshat wrote this and attributed to Casey:
"Nigel, you're right. I almost made my classic mistake of impulsively chasing yet another "shiny object". I didn't mean to offend you by this. I simply wanted to consider another strategy.
But as you said, that was wrong of me to try to change things up last minute. You have already invested lots of time and effort into this and we have a great plan in place.
I can see how you are feeling very frustrated with me. I told my wife about this and she got upset with me too.
I sincerely apologize for my behavior.
And I appreciate all your hard work and effort you've put into this thing. I don't want to let this partnership fail because of my impulsivity. I must start changing my ways or I will continue sabotaging future opportunities.
If it's not too late please re-consider working with me.
I promise not to do this kind of thing to you again and follow the terms of the agreement.
Please let me know. Thanks."
I call BS
"I sincerely apologize for my behavior."
?????????
Casey has wrecked his wife's credit, robbed banks, stiffed his friends etc and justified it many different ways but I can't recall him being apologetic about any of it.
I guess he Nigel's wisdom made him see the error of his ways.
Posted at IAFF- see if it sticks:
Casey,
What with NS flaming you at his blog these days and all...
Why do you still have a link to his site on your page and vice versa?
Just a little friendly traffic between old friends?
@anon 10:59
"I still think the guy is full of shit."
that's Casey's shit
@anon 11:17
"Just a little friendly traffic between old friends?"
Hmm...needs something, replace traffic with the words spit or cum and that would be more accurate...
@anon 11:12
"stiffed his friends"
Nigel would attest to getting stiffed by Casey, no wait, I think Nigel was the man in the relationship, so HE stiffed or screwed Casey...
Personally, I've always seen the relationship as a kind of atavistic Hieros Gamos sort of thing:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hieros_gamos
Or perhaps a classical-era Bengali Ganachakra ritual...
oh, one other thing about the nigey-poo blogs: in technorati, he describes his 'dont hate casey blog' as "a place to comment on the Casey Serin trainwreck in real time." Since I don't visit DHC, I don't know if that's the actual tagline he's using over there, but I'd harken a guess that it isn't.
This might seem like it would actually hurt people suffering distress in their finances, but if you look at reality, Casey doesn't get distressed homeowner traffic.
My post:
Casey,
I saw you on Susie Ormon, I'm hoping you can help me. I live in Colorado and I haven't been able to keep making my loan payments. My lender says they are going to do a trustee sale on April 10th. Is it all over for me if they do the sale? Can I buy the property back? What would it take for them to let me keep the home my kids have been raised in?
Please help,
Diane
He'll obviously pick this post up, but what happens if a lot of people pose potential foreclosure issues? Does he blow them off, does he address them with his limited knowledge?
Nobody is currently looking to him for advice, so it's not like anyone with an issue will be lost in traffic.
What's the biggest sob story that could be presented with some element of realism? Does Casey have the time, and knowledge to do any kind of response?
WTF? Saw Suze Orman and I am just SHOCKED AS HELL this freak is giving ADVICE to others! Why the hell would anybody take advice from a mumbling kid who can't comb his hair?
You know, if that's a *real* post, it would be the first one in eight months...
Something tells me it's a troll of a different colour...
oops...just picked up that 'anon' trolled that. nuvurmind.
FAVORITE POST AT IAFF TODAY:
Failing forward?
Come on.
“Just going through the fire was enough to understand and help others who are in the fire. ”
No jackass, helping other in the fire is the job of firemen, not burn victims, especially burn victims WHO SET THEMSELVES ON FIRE.
since we are on the usbject of chris,, this was from JAN06
******
hey why do you associate with a dorkwad like casey serin
you must really be bamboozling him, i hope your getting your money's worth.
you, amy coleman & galina are getting royally reamed insulted and the
3 of you are the laughing stock of many websites (actually the 4 of
you if you include casey)
im not sure who is the bigger fool, casey for 'working' for you
or you for 'hiring' him
good luck on your charity case
***
his response...((in hindsight even though im sure its all about the MLM NR university was very level headed and professional. he took the high road unlike nigel))
I am sorry that you feel that way about me. The majority of commenters on his blog all recommended that Casey should get a full time job, and I thought that many people would be happy that Casey has finally followed their advice and done that. While he has not been skilled in his real estate deals, he is skilled with technology and database organization, and the services that I need. I have had a need for someone to assist me in my database organization and tech issues, and Casey has some decent skills in this area. In fact, he could probably get a high paying programming job if he wanted. I saw this as a win win situation by providing Casey with a base income, while at the same time getting a useful assistant for a very small monthly investment.
I don't know why someone would feel the need to write negatively about me online. I haven't done anything that should deserve that. I grew up with my mom working for charities, and I have always had a passion to help people whenever I can. So this is my small way of paying it forward. But I am a businessman at the same time, so if Casey does not perform, then I will not continue to pay him. We have recently revised our work agreement and I am happy with his performance so far.
I believe strongly in working with integrity and good ethics. I do not agree with the way that Casey purchased his properties, or in his actions since then, but I do believe in giving people a second chance. If he needs to do time because of this and pay significant restitution, then so be it. Until then, I will continue to give him a shot at working with me. I hope that this helps clear some things up for you. It is your choice if you want to continue to feel the way you do about me, but perhaps you will choose to give me the benefit of the doubt as a decent person until I prove myself otherwise.
I wish you and your family the best.
Chris Record
cashflowchampion@gmail.com
You know anonymous has a point. If we all created faux-web based emails and sent him a flood of heartfelt pleas for help in our foreclosure situation, it would be incrediby interesting to figure out what his response would be. Certainly he would send out some sort of form letter requesting further information yada yada. But I'm curious to see how he is equipped NOW. I'm thinking not at all...
I'm sure the extent of his "help" will be to forward you on to a "foreclosure specialist" (read equity stripper) who just happens to pay Casey a commission for each referral.
The way to test his motives would be to resist his recommendations to talk with Casey's specialist friend and tell him you want to do it yourself. Then hound Casey personally for foreclosure advice. Then you can see if he's really interested in giving out free foreclosure advice. Methinks Casey doesn't want to help, he only wants to harvest.
"I'm sure the extent of his "help" will be to forward you on to a "foreclosure specialist" (read equity stripper) who just happens to pay Casey a commission for each referral."
Gee I can't imgagine who that would be? Gasp, maybe Nigel!
That's why Nigel is still saying he would be willing to work with snowflake in the future.
If there is equity to be stripped Casey tosses them to his friend "G", if not he tosses them to Nigel who can get them into a nice neg am or hard money loan that pays lots of $$$ on the back.
I just hate the way Casey and his ilk always spout this "we get paid to help people!" bullshit. Unless you work for a charity or a government agency, you don't get paid to help people. In all other situations, the helpee is paying the helper, meaning the "helping" is mutual.
Casey pisses me off. Steph, why are his balls still unkicked?
I officially nominate Nigel for the role of Augustus Gloop (nothing like gorging yourself at a trainwreck)
From IAFF
103. Nigel Swaby
April 7th, 2007 at 7:29 pm I’ve got some “sweet” “haterz” merchandise available. Don’t be a “looser” and check out the don’t hate Casey shop. It’s got stuff for haterz, “realists”, supporters and everyone else.
Enjoy!
Justin,
I'm a hater. I have a w-2 job that makes substantially more than 50K. I used to give Casey good advice. He ignored it, even though he coul tell that one IP I log on with comes from the DOJ.
Casey, Jerome Mayne told yourself to turn state's evidence and turn yourself in. That is VERY good advice, and represents at this point the easiest way to start getting out of your situation. You're going to have a very hard time paying taxes this year (that's why you're filing for an extension right?), and next year is worse. You have , at my count , about 15 lines of credit out there that have gone to collection. Then there ar the potential judgements against you outside of CA.
Then there's the matter of whether or not you'll get prosecuted. I'd wager next year...the clock starts after April 15 this year. You have folks like Rachel Dollar (mortgagefraudblog), Robert Simpson (writer of the Scotsman Guide), and an Assistant US Attorney forwarding any and all information about you to the SAC and LA FBI offices. They are aware of you, but cases take time to build because they are very careful to make sure that all the ends are covered.
You move Casey. April 16th, if nothing's changed, I'm going to start calling too. And other folks. It's not about hurting you, its about stopping you from hurting yourself, your wife, and your family more.
So I guess Im not a hater, really?
posted at IAFF
I believe KC is heavily medicated, just by observing his affect. Looks like he is 10% not there.
I would go to the DHC site and tell that fucking tool Nigel to go back to selling Olympic pins but I don't wan't to give him the traffic.
You seem to have a lot of time on your hands Nigel, writing a ton loans these days huh?
Haterz demand answerz from the following responsible parties in the Casey Serin saga:
1. FBI - Casey has admitted to lying on loans, taking illegal cashback at closing, taking out loans that he had no intent to repay, and a myriad of other offenses. Why is he still walking the streets? Haterz will even pay to upgrade the Sac FBI office from 56k dialup to DSL so that you can read IAFF for yourselves.
2. Sac D.A. - see #1 above and two of the foreclosures are in your jurisdiction. Do you enjoy looking like a dumbass every time fliptard posts a photo of himself downing wheatgrass shots after bilking the banks in your hometown?
3. Russian uncles - You loaned fliptard a sizeable chunk of change and he obviously has no way or intention to repay you. Why are his kneecaps still unbroken? Is all the stuff we read about the Russian mafia just bullshit? You've been beaten by a kid with a murse.
4. Steph J - Casey has neither been run over by a dirty jeep as promised nor have his balls received a sensual steel-toe massage. We need to see some serious bumper-on-fliptard action SOON.
I guess Nigel is now officially a hater. Anyone know why it's called DHC The Positive Take? Nothing positive yet...
VIDEO OF THE SNOWFLAKE-ORMAN LOVEFEST!!
I'll have it up in about 15 minutes at http://gambit3.com/iaff/index.html
You guys let me know if it's good or bad, and also the mp3 of the show.
And don't let Snowflake steal it!
I am a little confused...did Suze "Buy My FICO Kit Already You Debt Slave" Orman really tell Snoflake and Galina to give up on their FICO scores?!?! Or was I hallucinating when I saw the midnight rerun on MSNBC.
Oh and I gotta say that the 'Can I Afford It?' segment is as creepy as Casey's Begathon.
No more MSNBC for me...although I think the real reason didn't say much of anything helpful for the rip-n-burntard is that not only does she not have anything helpful to say, she couldn't get Casey to cough up the cash for her form of credit repair (her FICO Kit).
JVJ-
Let him steal it. He'll be too lazy to host it himself and will just hotlink it. Then give him a few days and replace the vid with a sock-puppet re-enactment of Casey and Nigel's first kiss or something. That would be cashback winwin.
@Jean Val Jean
The mp3 is what lead me to stay up late for the MSNBC rerun...it certainly was of a most excellent technical quality. However the content (for which you of course are not responsible) made me feel as if I'd had a few too many of Tony's gimlets...so I stayed up past my bedtime to watch the rerun.
The only thing the video adds is Suzie's bizarre gesturing and posturing and Snowflake's zombified facial expression.
I think I'll need a nap this afternoon.
@flip-n-burn & JVJ
Nahhhh...it should be one of the many versions of an oompa-loompa dance available online instead of the Orman show...Casey the dancing fool needs to learn the routine sooner than later if he's gonna get paid to humiliate himself again
VIDEO IS UP!!
Get the audio and video HERE
... and HERE and HERE and HERE, HERE, HERE, and HERE.
Sorry couldn't resist.
Ok, I'm having trouble playing it myself... it only plays about 10 seconds before it freezes... however, it plays fine completely on my PC...
You guys let me know if it works for you or not, and I'll be back later today to try and figure it out when I get back.
Home Loans: A Nightmare Grows Darker
By GRETCHEN MORGENSON
Published: April 8, 2007
http://select.nytimes.com/2007/04/08/business/yourmoney/08gret.html
^^^^^^^
While subprime borrowers try to climb out of the holes they fell into, those who sold and packaged the loans are laughing all the way to the bank. “Folks who ran these companies are going to walk away not just unscathed but extraordinarily well rewarded,” Mr. Calhoun said.
“If you’re trying to do social engineering, it should be to put people in homes so they can build up equity as a cushion for economic shock,” Mr. Rosner said. “But unless they have significant equity, they are not homeowners; they are renters. We’ve created a society where we love the term homeownership, yet we can’t allow people to understand that they are being taken advantage of by the term.”
@Jean Val Jean - I'm getting a WM player error - cannot play file on your Snowflake video? Can you double check or re-load? Anyone else have any ideas?
...I think I know why Nigel's blog is called Casey Serin The Positive Take
It's a kind of code for "Casey Serin...I'm positive I should take him for all he's worth'
Joke's on Nigel though...ain't nothing worth any $$$ he can take from Snowflake
Joke's also on Kiyosaki, PRLinkBiz, Chris, and now Orman.
Too damned funny if you ask me.
Maybe somebody should tell Nigel his sense of timing is terrible. Having T-Shirts and mugs printed at this late stage is like selling "Where's the beef?" shirts in 1985. Toooooo late my friend.
Back in 1995, my friends and I realized that with Hugh Grant getting caught receiving a BJ on Sunset Blvd. the day before his big movie Premiere, we could sell some shirts down at the Fisherman's Wharf to some touristas. Remember this pic? We made about $2,000 for 3 hours work. 100 shirts, $20 a pop. And then, like that, it was over. We didn't print a second run cause we knew we'd have a hell of a lot of Hugh Grant shirts.
So my point is, Nigel, that you need to strike while the iron is hot. The hate may seem strong today, but not strong enough for any realist to give you a dime. Plus, speaking for many, most of us can't stand you. And the ones that can, probably wouldn't give you a penny either.
@anon 7:04
Nigel my not really be a hater. I think he is just pretending to be one so he and Casey can make some money selling T-shirts.
Nigel is hoping we'll drop some coin with him on his shirts (since he can't get any money out of Casey or Galina)
Geez if we at EN want our own merchandise we can set up our own cafepress site and make some stuff ourselves
Still I'm tempted to pop on over to Nigel's blog and suggest he pimp that stuff on QVC...like Suze Orman does with her FICO kit
A news item for the past week or so involves the detention of a guy with super-tuberculosis. He wouldn't wear his mask in public, so he was locked up for safety reasons. He refused to follow any precautions necessary to protect others from his highly contagious, almost untreatable disease. He is a Russian imma-grint.
For the first time I heard his voice on the CNN this morning, on a recording made from his cell to the media. His accent...his inflection...his goddammed attitude...he could be Casey! He sounds just like him. He refused to acknowledge his obligation to attempt to contain his disease, and he was indignant that he was locked up. He was unrepentant, unmindful of any potential harm to others, and petulant. The similarity to our hero was thought-provoking. Is Casey's shitty behavior in the US a Russian thing?
And for the record, I really want one of these sweet shirts
http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/engrish-store_1935_8928383
Although they have lots of other great ones here
http://www.engrish-store.com/engrishtshirts.html
"Windows Media Player cannot play the file because it is corrupted."
Even media player knows the truth about Casey...
No joy on the video here, either. It plays for a few seconds and locks up.
http://www.engrish.com/recent_detail.php?imagename=cannot-go-back-home.jpg&category=Signs/Posters&date=2007-04-02
Note that the thumbnail link to this is entitled "Wife kick you out too?"
For fear the murse
http://www.engrish.com/recent_detail.php?imagename=gasses-and-passions.jpg&category=Engrish%20from%20Other%20Countries&date=2007-03-22
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