Anonymous [aka Nigel Swaby] has left a new comment on your post "Nigel Alert": Robdawg -
You're an idiot. Why?
Look at your post. You say next week.
Now go back to the COCORE page which says next week's host. What date is it?
Now check your calendar. What day is today?
Now look here.
You're an idiot!
Posted by Anonymous to Exurban Nation at 4:51 PM
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Well gee Nigel. If I refered to your POS pathetic s-hole that you whore all over the net you'd never let the dawgs out. Woof, woof. Instead I thought I'd spread a little Nigel love to those not yet graced with your enlightenment.
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Murst!
Pierced!
(IN honor of Snowflakes corp veil piercing!).
damn! Now I have to sew the corporate veil back together. Oh Galinaaaaa.....!
If nobody laughs at the pic I'm gonna get all sad and spend all my time finishing taxes and not launch the forums in the next day(?).
Hahahaha!
Better?
But, it needs a receding hairline.
To be honest Rob I can't work it out! Is it a monkey sitting on his nuts? I did my taxes in Singapore two days ago. All of 5 minutes online. Geez that is one organized little cuntry (sic). Mr Lee Kuan Yew says PAY!-you better pay!
Oh - I should mention - last year I paid 3% tax on my gross income (and I'm in oil/gas so I'm not on welfare)... so yeah - I pay taxes but oddly I don't mind too much.
Seeing how we are all feeling frisky tonight...You may now look/post at Caseys AbleBuyer.com site/comments.
Looks like the little effer decided to construct his own comments
Oh look. Nigel has enabled comment moderation over at DHC.
Poor Snookums is feeling uncertain and out of control, methinks.
Can we have a group "Awwwwww."
Or would that be a waste of breath?
Dawg,
I wonder about the picture as well.....is the monkey sitting on his set of Casey's or crapping a Nigel? Something is peeking out of that simian buttcrack and *I* am not going to stick my hand up there to see what it is...
Taxes? I don't pay no stinking taxes! While you loosers have your 1031's and 1099's and w-2's....I went to the super advanced guru seminar and file 1032's, 1100's, and w-3's. My forms are higher than your forms and the seminar only cost $50k of my sweet passive income.
Strange things sure seem to happen when Casey stops moderating his blog posts, ehh??
Posted over at that carnival of real estate thing:
would have to agree with Rob. Nigel's behaviour on his various blogs (and there are numerous, and probably more that are not linked to his profile) has been unprofessional. How can potential clients be reassured that he will not sell or otherwise publicize their personal information, much like he did over at DHC? I would suggest you take a hard look at his various posts there over the past few weeks, and ask yourself if this is what you expect of a professional in your industry.
On top of that, he openly posted that he was willing to go into a business deal with Mr. Serin - someone who has admitted to committing mortgage fraud.
Again, ask yourself: is this the sort of behaviour you want representing your industry?
Can I tell you? It killed me to call him "Mr. Serin".
This is exactly the kind of incoherent babbling that bothers me. Could somebody please translate this into an English sentence?
But, it needs a receeding hairline.
It does have a receeding hairline...in fact, as it appears to me, Nigel's face is entirely bald!
Continuing with the theme from the prior thread about Mr. Goates. ("G") and Nigel and Medallion and Casey all seem to have had one big win-win cashback orgasm. Medallion would have sold the home. Goates would have scored the mortgage, Swaby a finder's fee and Casey Sweeeeet cashback. Too bad it wasn't ENOUGH cashback for snowflake.
Hmmmmmm is it just me or did he remove a LOT of info from this post?
http://www.iamfacingforeclosure.com/171/utah-trip-a-success/
I seem to recall him saying he couldn't get enough cashbackwinwin.
Ahhhhh, here it is. Kinda sweet, but could be better!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/sercasey/412346623/
someone archive this quick!
Ok, lets parse this a bit.
You're an idiot. Why?
While I personally think he spent too much time looking in the mirror today, this is a very borderline statement. If he were to ask a question, it would be "Why are you an idiot?"
Look at your post. You say next week.
Apparently no one is allowed to make a mistake in dates. We know Nigel would never do such a thing as he, like Mary Poppins, is Practically Perfect In Every Way.
Oh, and the second sentence is a fragment - it make no sense; it would make more sense if he had said, "You said the Carnival is supposed to start next week; it actually starts this week."
Of course, that requires proper use of a semicolon in the way I've structured it; Nigel would probably replace it with a period. Either is correct.
Now go back to the COCORE page which says next week's host. What date is it?
Now check your calendar. What day is today?
This is just Nigel showing us his blinding grasp of the obvious: today is April 10, 2007. The Carnival was last week. In other words he's trying to say that the post Rob is referencing was actually last week's, not next week.
Between having marked first- and second-year university papers for a few years (with students straight out of high school who could barely put a coherent sentence together), currently parsing public correspondence, and working on my 3rd beer, it made TOTAL sense.
I think the beer was the most helpful.
Its' that little hand at the lower left butt cheek reaching around to grab the blue balls from behind that makes me laugh. Imagine being the Swab and watching this all unfold in real time unable to steer the ship of worldwide opinion. It doesn't even matter anymore whether he wanted this or even deserves this. He got it and it is no ones' fault ecept his own. This morning he was a mortgage broker doing new home referals and webwork. Tomorrow it's all new. Still too soon to do a postmortem but it seems clear that the internet abhors and arrogance.
"The internet abhors an arrogance." - Rob Dawg, 04.10.07
Looking forward to a Nigel-free forum one of these days... Although Casey hasn’t provided much material, there are plenty of other interesting and humorous topics to discuss.
Rob Dawg,
How about a Nigel-free post for now? At this point I don’t care if it’s another one of those gas guzzling cars and parking lots are fantastic topics;).
Not that anyone needs to see an example to believe it, but if you want to see just how much of a spamtard Nigel is, search "Byron Goates" on either google or yahoo. Two listings on professional real estate sites for the guy and two mentions on Nigel's site have translated into 95 hits on Yahoo and almost 300 on Google. For Nigel, SEO = spam excretion overload. Or overlord.
No offense to any of the local bloggers if you're into these, but the whole concept of blog carnivals is retarded. Seven guys sitting around giving each other awards is seriously beyond circle-jerky. Congratulations, you won! First place is WHO GIVES A FUCK.
P.S. Aspeth, I don't think you have enough ads on your site. There was still a small area that appeared to have text in it.
Schnapps,
You haven't been trying to parse my random synapse firings without the the benefit of our friend ethanol have you? Bad dawg. Take two shots and try again. Take this stuff seriously at your own peril. Contrary to the rumors and at the expense of implying Nigel has anything right I'm just a middle-aged toad with a home business and a few last imaginary connections to coolness.
You're cool, Dawg. In fact you're so cool that on behalf of the Blogs Who Think Nigel Swaby Is An Arrogant Dickwad Carnival I'd like to present with this 2nd place award. (Sorry, first place went to Dolph even though his blog no longer exists.)
Parse random synapse firings without ethanol? Did I miss the part where I mentioned I marked university papers for a few years? There was always ethanol involved. I would have lost my loose grip on sanity otherwise.
The point is, I think its very cool how you've been handling Nigel. The best way to get someone buried is to get them to do it themselves. I do that on a fairly regular basis with a coworker who insists on sticking her nose where it doesn't belong. She stopped after she gave me some "feedback" that was pretty much irrelevant, and I said, "Thank you for your candour."
Now to an off-topic question: what the hell is with all the goddamn sports on? Baseball on the US channels; hockey on the Canadian channels. Now I enjoy a good hockey game as much as the next Canuck, but really, I only watch it for the fighting and the beer. They do that, and then there's no BSG until 2008???
Gah.
:)
In reference to the angry Nigel comment on the other thread, does anyone know why he has the Sasquatch Health (or whatever it was) IP? I couldn't find any link between the organization and Nigel (or another Swaby). It's in Provo. Is that where he lives?
Nigel must be all testy about knowing what day it is but unfortunately he hasn't got a clue about how to monetize that (much less get them to pay attention to him). Talk about "off the reservation" thinking! Geez!
BTW is Snowflake AWOL again? I don't see any new posts or comments since this afternoon.
Did the FBI pick him up yet?
WHAT THE FUCK!!!????
This shit is out of control and I can not take it anymore.
That little bitch had better go to jail. Fuck him and his smug-ass attitude. FUCK!
Wasatch is a county in Utah. It is also the name of a home builder with ties to the Swarminator. He may have used his superior IP skills to steal an IP address or if he was mobile and has WIFI, he can access an open network.
Regardless, the hours of non-denial is very telling. The Wiley Coyote of Utah is not allowing unmoderated, unfiltered, non "team-member" posts on DHC and has to resort to anonymous posting on EN in yet another ametuerish and immature attempt to redirect traffic back to his pathetic site.
So, any thoughts on my theory about the mystery G man?
I think Dandelion sent the MoneyGram payment to himself....
Oh Rob! How could you! Nigel is trying to give you the what-for and the how-to over at DHC!
I just wanted to clarify to you dear readers as his version of the story at EN is about as fair and balanced as a Bill O'Reilly episode.
And of course, Nigel is the epitome of balanced.
But I wouldn't read the last paragraph if I were you. It might give you nightmares.
ALTERNATIVEly, you have your own category now.
Would it make it easier if I opened the blog attached to this account open to "responses to DHC"?
I think G is Goates. Indeed it seems way too much of a coincidence to be otherwise. Swaby said that G "Paid for Casey" to come.
Surely a small price to pay to secure kickbacks and commish on "Will appraise for $2.45 million".
And of course our friends at Medallion developers have got to be looking over their shoulders with all the soft markets around the country. I mean seriously: What the fuck are they gonna do with ALL of these homes??
But hey, I could be wrong about this. But I doubt it! After all with an award winning blogger in their back pocket willing to find some sleazy Californian to help eliminate some of their risk, No Problemo!
Wow, Hey Nigel. I'm more interested in the fact that you managed to link not once but twice to your shitty blog nobody ever reads. People are more interested in watching you flounder in a forum where you're supposedly in control. But you're not in control are you Nigel. You continue to spiral down like a turd in the toilet. Care to post your traffic figures - and I mean a site meter not a big long boring stupid post with Alexa numbers. SITE METER. Accountability Nigel, Accountability. How's Mr. Goates by the way? Hate to see HIM get drawn into all of this. HEHEHEHE.
Hi Nigel ol' boy,
Say goodbye to your crap blog. As SLC has proven NOBODY posts on your crap blog. If you have all these supporters, WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY?
BTW, notice how you make the world believe that you are some innocent commentator? The world can see you are a dictator with a blog but no fans. Guess what people think when they see a blog with zero responses? They move on thinking "booooring."
What's the best part of that craptastic new post of yours? The way you can't back up your point about Rob. First question any neutral party will ask is "why is this Rob guy so mad at this Nigel person?" Well, once they find this place and see your anonymous post they will see you are nothing but a bitter old queen.
Enjoy your craptastic blog because nobody else does.
Is it just me? It seems to me that Nigel really throws great hissy fits. Maybe there's an award for that he can get?
No offense to any of the local bloggers if you're into these, but the whole concept of blog carnivals is retarded. Seven guys sitting around giving each other awards is seriously beyond circle-jerky. Congratulations, you won!
And in Nigel's case, he won bronze. I mean, wow.
I once worked with a guy like Nigel who won a completely piddling "award" and insisted that we include it on every bit of PR associated with him. I kept arguing that unless we're talking an award a reasonable person might have heard of (which we categorically weren't), none of this would impress anyone and it might actually be counterproductive, but he clung to his "award-winning" status like some kind of security blanket.
Which of course betrayed his profound insecurity about pretty much everything else.
And isn't it hilarious that Nigel's expecting readers (does he even have any non-EN ones?) to believe his take on events when he resorts to such flagrant censorship? I don't know what was in that long line of deleted posts, but I'm hardly going to take Nigel's word for it. Who would?
My money's on the DHC blog being quietly taken down over the next few days as a face-saving exercise. I really can't see what's in it for Nigel any more - and his continued defense of Casey's criminal activities will merely make him look that much worse if young Snowflake ends up in court and Nigel gets permanently tarred with the "known associate" brush.
It seems Nigel has an undying love of some of the posters over here.
BadgerJim is now famous at the Casey love-in.
And it just goes to further show Nigels amorality in relation to things real estate. Why would he taunt BadgerJim about trying to do the right thing if he believed otherwise?
Oh, and Nigel? Its clear you're reading this. How about a response - hopefully a well thought-out one?
Appears Heekee at Campidiot.com is saying he helped moderate Casey's blog. He also mentioned traffic is dropping.
See here: http://www.campidiot.com/cgi-bin/bbs/index.cgi?num=1176258277;start=10#10
Look everybody! Nigey poo is on.
Hey guys - it is midnight and Casey is on Nightline tonight. I hope someone gets this for youtube. I'll report in few mintues.
Oh -
The Casey story is tomorrow night's nightline.
The "teaser" for tonight has Casey saying "people look at me and say, 'he's 24, how did he get all these loans'."
It will be an interesting evening.
Someone should call ABC to present the "otherside" reality of snowflak's story.
What's with Nigel's takedown of BadjerJim? Why cant he stay on point? Has this become "EN The Alternate Take"? I think so. But zero comments is the end of that shitty little site. What went down yesterday was DHC's little shark jumping moment. Nigel, you still never answered to why your hipocrasy is more acceptable than anyone else's, outside of "It's my party and I'll cry if I want to". Anyway it was always the comments that made DHC entertaining and Nigel, being dimwitted about such things has of course put up every conceivable barrier to that. So basically Nigel has killed anything which drove traffic there in the first place. Nobody cares.
Nigel what ARE DHC's traffic figures? How much of that is EN driven? How is SLC doing? How is your little plan to start a foreclosure resource site before snowflake does coming along?
Am I to believe that Anonymous called Rob an idiot because Rob gave the wrong date for a blog carnival that absolutely nobody gives a flying f*ck about? Whatever.
Also...fourty-third!
Greetings EN Haterz,
I just wrote a new entry on my 3rd place award winning blog entitled 'Today is Wednesday, April 11th, 2007'. I am very proud of it and the content is highly relevant. After all, who doesn't want to know what day it is? I anticipate that it will be highly considered in the upcoming carnival of the mentally deficient self promoting traffic whoring blogging community. You can read my article HERE. I have also linked to it all over the blogosphere - HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, and HERE.
Normally, I get all my Casey news here, but the mention of his latest post pie-cued my curiosity. I had to go look!
From the poop, a couple more gems can be plucked:
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Impulsively I ceased the moment.
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I even accepted $250 to get chewed out for an hour about eating out while being in foreclosure, not getting a W-2 job and stuff.
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ceased the moment... LOL
That Real Estate Seminar Education really helped him.
Careful now. If you guys continue to libel, he'll have his lawyer send a "diseased and the cyst" letter.
The comment to CS's latest post that won't be approved:
Will Nigel's creepy cyberstalking of women connected with some of your critics be featured on the ABC story?
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