Housing Bubble, credit bubble, public planning, land use, zoning and transportation in the exurban environment. Specific criticism of smart growth, neotradtional, forms based, new urbanism and other top down planner schemes to increase urban extent and density. Ventura County, California specific examples.
Thursday, May 17, 2007
Nigel Annoys The Dawgs
... And getting exactly what he deserves. Update: "Ash back at close." Too funny.
IAFF is getting as boring as one of Nigel's sites. At least he credits Carol Lloyd since her October Surreal Estate article is the one that roped me and many others into the train wreck.
Snowflake's latest troll post (5/17/07, 9 PM Central US Time):
Most Hated Blogger on MSN and Server Nightmare
Man oh man… last couple of days have been crazy. I switched DNS like 3 times trying to find a server and provider that will handle the traffic on this foreclosure blog. I stayed up all night when I was on the front page of MSN (May 16th midnight till 9 AM PST) with Declan McCullagh’s World’s Most Hated Blogger article I was trying to see if I can do anything to keep the new dedicated server running but it came down to a crawl and then completely died.
Almost 16,000 visitors on Tuesday and almost 70,000 on wednesday! Those number would have been probably two to five times higher because if my site wasn’t down for a large part of the day on Tuesday and very very slow with intermittent downtime on Wednesday. The highest peak upto this point was 11,000 visits when I was briefly on the front page of SFgate.com (San Francisco Chronicle) for the “Would Be Real Estate Mogul” article by Carol Lloyd.
Check out the traffic graphs from SiteMeter and Google Analytics:
I got really pissed off (mostly at myself) for not preparing for this. I’ve been in different media since last October and had plenty of time to find a reliable hosting service.
Yesterday, a website designer buddy of mine recommended MediaTemple because they have a “digg proof” hosting (or MSN / CNet proof in my case).
At only $20/mo they have a sweet “Grid” platform which is a bunch of clustered servers that will keep your site running even if its hit by a surge of traffic. Because of the scalability this setup promised to be even better than a $100-200/month dedicated server.
If I need even more performance for an additional $20/mo I can get a dedicated MySQL container to keep my database running smooth. I will have to find a way to do some load testing to see at which point I will need something like that.
So far things are running very good. Let me know what your experience is like with the site. If you choose MediaTemple as your host, be sure to enter “iamfacingforeclosure.com” as your referring domain to give me a small kick-back. (Cash back at close… hehe)
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As for other updates… Galina and I went to see a marriage counselor for the first time in our 3 crazy years of being married. That was a good but painful visit and forced us to address some deep issues.
Galina and I did a lot of talking and came to a very serious decision (challenge). To be posted soon.
Galina and I went to see a marriage counselor for the first time in our 3 crazy years of being married. That was a good but painful visit and forced us to address some deep issues.
Galina and I did a lot of talking and came to a very serious decision (challenge). To be posted soon.
How much would we have paid to see the expression on the pastor's face when Casey said $2.2 million? Right about now the congregation is emptying out a storage room in the basement and padding the walls. There's gonna be an intervention. Good thing he's not Catholic or the Cardinal would be granting permission for an exorcism.
A x'tian or secular counselor? I am very curious to know what the "serious decision" might be! (and yeah it's all troll but shit I've never actually seen someone troll with their Real Life before!).
Aw, he lied for sure. Said he had a little credit card debt or hasn't been an attentive husband or has been "underemployed" for a year. To be true to his wife, he would have to shut down the blog, right now and forever. That wouldn't be true to his narcissistic self, however, so it won't happen.
Fliptard took down the doomsday clock on IAFF. Guess the LIE-O-THON is off.
2 to 1 says G files for divorce by June.
Snowflake's been very quite regarding his 2006 taxes. Of course he's fucked beyond belief. I bet he never filed any returns or forms. WORD TO FLIPTARD. The IRS doesn't speak IGNORE MODE.
Casey and Galina's "big decision" is to secretly take out homeowner's insurance on the Snapdragon house, and then torch the place. They've called it "Operation: Ash Back At Close"
Of course he lied to the counselor, but what are the odds the the counselor knew the real story. I wonder what the people in his life think of him, if he really does go to church they must know about his problems. I feel sorry for his siblings, he's turned their name into the punchline of a joke.
Right about now Galina is telling CS that he should take some time to himself to braindump and figure a way to get them out of the house. She will tell him how she knows how smart he is and that she knows if he could just get away from all the distractions magical things would happen and everything will be all good.
As soon as the Jetta turns the corner the locks will be changed.
First off, need I remind you all that odds are good the whole "big decision" is just a troll?
But on the off chance that it is not -- no marriage counselor is going to suggest separation or divorce after just one session. No, if this is not just another lame troll, then this is going to be more of Casey saying "I need to make G feel more comfortable and supported in our finances" or somesuch blather.
Sprezz, you're right, I was thinking "big decision" in the real world meaning. I never expected he would ever actually follow up with the answer though, I'm not that gullible.
Snowflakes Bio now touts him as "World's Most Hated Blogger". I guess he's gonna try to play some sort of villain for awhile. Maybe his book could be called " The Killer Wore a Murse" or some such shit- He's a baaaaad man.
It's also funny that he took down all his Nigel links.
Better than a shotgun vasectomy... $1,000 for Casey Serin, under as much anesthesia as needed, to put his own testicles in his juicer and drink the protein-filled organic product.
Save the above paragraph if you ever accidentally drink poison and need to quickly induce vomiting :-)
How much did this "marriage counselor" charge and did Casey and Galina pay with the Corporate Credit Card????
Serious Decision (challenge)....
Could be any of the following:
Stop living at SIL house Stop living off of "credit" Stop going to Jamba Juice Stop being a liar and cheat End the blog Stop giving media interviews Allowing G to go back to school Start paying G's credit cards Have a baby (the "challenge" would be to do this w/out having sex.... I mean, can anybody imagine what Casey would be like in bed? One minute hyper and high... the next minute depressed and down... Galina saying "you need to be focused" or "you need to be a detail man."
Okay, I admit it, since Casey's pod cast when T asked him if the situation was affecting his sex life and he said "no" all these nasty thoughts have gone through my head... I mean, does Casey know how to satisfy a woman?????
I could go on, but now I feel dirty and need to take a shower.
The big decision is Casey is going to get a job. I doubt they made a decision on what type of job or the minimum pay Casey will need to get up in the morning.
Ok gang.. gotta little insight... first - last post of the night.. so if i forget to say it... goodnight..
2nd dont want to pull people from here to another dawg post.. BUT...
and this kinda sucks cause its a tease...
I have had my morals, ethics, and everything else challenged... the thread was dead... Rob had already posted a few more and the crowd left...
EXCEPT>>> One guy stayed behind in the DL version 1.2 staring around 4pmsih PST and kept swatting at me... well I dont like swatters.. especially bald ones that wear pleather...
I knew it was mr. "what about me.." Nigel... and THEN... he accidently let something slip... something.. a TINY tidbit that I HAVE NOT SHARED with anyone SLIP... only Casey and I know.. so if it aint buttfly.. its Casey... so either way welcome..
Casey's decision to get a job. Here are the requirements:
Entry position at $150K/year and a Flex work schedule so he can bird dog new deals, keep up his blog, sleep in 'til 10, then go out for lunch business meetings at Macaroni Grill, catch his afternoon nap and be home by 3pm for his evening nappy poo.
can anybody imagine what Casey would be like in bed?
Casey: Sorry, honey, nothing's happening "down there". I know something should be happening, maybe you can do something about it. I'm only the idea man, you're the follow-through person.
Galina: OK, sweetiepoo... we'll just do what worked last time. You close your eyes and pretend that I'm Nigel.
Casey: Really? Sweet!
-- 20 seconds later --
Casey: Done.
Galina: Already? Can you at least reciprocate?
Casey: Meh, too tired, gonna take a nap. I'll get to it first thing tomorrow morning ::snore::
I think what is meant about the house of cards, is that if Caseu declares bankruptcy, the court will force him to show ALL of his financials, the lenders will also want to show that he committed fraud..pretty much he won't be able to spin anymore of his crap, he will have to show proof of income earned, expenses (all his luxury item purchases don't look like he was really trying to pay off his debt, in fact he was acquiring more debt with no intention to pay them off).
As for the Duane comment..dammit we gotta wait all night to see how Nigel slipped on his own bullshit!!!!!!!!!
Man I always knew nigel was a moron and intellectual lightweight but I'm glad he provided proof. I swear, how can anyone particlarly potential clients really expect this pinhead to keep anything confidential. He probably blabs about the finances of his clients at every loser bar he goes too.
Fancy a butt plug? I'm lost. As someone pointed out earlier, 5 PDT is a problematic time for a begathon. He needs enough time for folks in all time zones to get loaded and loopy if he expects any cash back at close.
Me - "If this was your motivation, why not just call his wife or family? Then you don't have to break any laws? Your clearly full of shit.
Nice try!"
Duane - "We currently have 3K per month as a set aside for community good will. We will spend more based on a particular need or event, there have been a few times where we haven’t spent that much. Caseys situation is the only one that has ever been publicized…"
Better idea, how about you spend that 3K to stage an intervention and really help Casey out? You already spent what 3K? on Casey goodwill to improve your Google rank? Another 3k wouldn't hurt, would it?
At 7:57 PM, Duane LeGate said...
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Nigel I knew it was you... Sheesh...
the anons.. the writing.. then you just tipped it... you just revealed something unintentionally that only Casey and I wouldve known...
Good grief dude...
penis envy?? want me to reveal your emails to me too??
dude... this story aint about you... its about your hero Casey...
your site rocks btw...
Hey Nigel... Can I call you tommorow wo you can interview me??
Soooooo. I will be interested to see how this plays out. More interested in Nigel's casting package though!
@Akubi, Yeah he was, he was always the fat chubby kid either in the dugout or waaaay out in left field. Why do you think he has such an inferiority complex?
Based on his overwhelming desire to be part of something, anything, yeah, I think he was always the last one picked at phys ed. the way the guy name drops and brags about all his wealth...I seriously believe he was a neglected or lonely child.
BTW, I'm waaaaay out in left field, but was a hitter as well and unfortunately enjoyed torturing loosers in the school bus 'cause there was nothing better to do.
Besides, didn't you see how easily he switches from one persona to another? That is from years of practice with numerous personas talking in his head...imaginary friends so to speak.
I really think Nigey has some shady dealings with Casey..mortgage wise, by vindicating Casey in his own mind, he is convincing himself that he did nothing wrong either. Or simply, if CAsey goes down, he'll squeal like a pig and Nigey Poo is gonna lose his BMW, koi, swimming pool etc....
By the way, finally got to see a directx 10 game in action. Lost planet is downloadable as a dx10 demo, bout half a gb. All I can say is, at 1920X1080 resolution on a 42 inch monitor..it kicks the shit outta the xbox 360 version.
Snowflake has left a couple comments on the latest IAFF thread. Here's the latest:
Casey Serin May 17th, 2007 at 11:13 pm
Also, some of you said I look sick or whatever. I do need to get healthier… I’ve been letting my health slip during the last year or so with all the craziness and stress. I drink wheatgrass to compensate and get a quick boost of nutrients. However, I need to get back into a regular routine of oversize and weight lifting. I used to weight 165 lb right before I got married 3 years ago. Now I’m like 145-150. All due to stress and muscle mass loss from not lifting as much. Pretty sad.
As far as other psychological problems. I kind of laught at that. Though, the symptoms might appear to be close on the surface, I think those are overly simplistic assesement.
I mean look at Wikipedia’s criteria for Narcissistic Personality Disorder diagnostic criteria:
At least five of the following are necessary for a diagnosis (as with many DSM diagnoses, they must form a pervasive pattern; for example, a person who shows these criteria only in one or two relationships or situations would not properly be diagnosed with NPD):
1. has a grandiose sense of self-importance 2. is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love 3. believes that he or she is “special” and unique and can only be understood by other special people 4. requires excessive admiration 5. strong sense of entitlement 6. takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends 7. lacks empathy 8. is often envious or believes others are envious of him or her 9. arrogant affect.
Sure I might possibly fit under a lot of those. But then which self-promoting marketer or blogger DOESN’T fit into that? Some healthy self-interested is not a bad thing and a must for personality Web 2.0 marketing nowadays.
True, self-promotion can get to be too much, and I have to watch that. I’m prone to pride as any human being. Pride is one of the only sins that takes you over completely undetected. If you are proud, you will be the last person to think so. So help us God.
But then which self-promoting marketer or blogger DOESN’T fit into that? Some healthy self-interested is not a bad thing and a must for personality Web 2.0 marketing nowadays.
This just goes to show how off the deep end he is -- he thinks what he is doing is normal, no different from any other successful blogger.
I just feel bad for the marriage counsellor who went to work one day to find themselves sucked into the black hole that is Casey's life. That person never volunteered for that kind of trauma.
He's using the old "Hey everybody is like that so I'm fine" ruse similar to the "Everybody is using stated income and lying on the applciations". I swear, if he ever goes on a rampage at one of those RE seminars the first thing out of his mouth is gonna be "Everyone was doing..did I do something wrong?"
Gotta try that Lost Planet. I am interested in that one.
As for Casey and Nigel, I don't know anymore. I watch, I post, I still get worked up but I shrug more than I should nowadays. Hate to agree with Nigel but if the law was gonna get Casey why haven't they done it? It sucks when somebody can obviously be working the system and nothing happens. When I see the perp walk, I'll be happy as hell.
Nigel is a mean person, period. He apparently has serious contempt for anybody who is not in sync with his point of view. He obviously worships money and material possessions more than anything else. Why else post pictures of a useless old BMW and a pool that may or may not be his. He's old news now and I hope Rob Dawg, Aspeth, Flailing and Steph show that guy that the critics own Casey's world.
I tried the game Lost Planet on the xbox360..what can I say, I hate aiming without a keyboard and mouse. With the pc version on directx 10 however, the colors are better, no jagged edgies, and the motion blur is a phenomenal thing to watch.
http://www.nzone.com/page/home.html
you can download it there. Unfortunately, even with an amd 4800X2 and an 8800gts 640 mb card, I am realizing that it may be time to buy a new gaming computer soon. It could also be that I am running it at 1920X1080, buit shit, that's the native resolution of my monitor. Ill prolly get a quad intel 6800 with two 8800 gtx cards and 4 GB of ram next. that should be able to handle crysis right? heh Oh, Company of Heroes which was a great game is also coming out with a dx10 patch in two weeks.
But then which self-promoting marketer or blogger DOESN’T fit into that? Some healthy self-interested is not a bad thing and a must for personality Web 2.0 marketing nowadays.
Is he facing foreclosure, or generating traffic?
Is he living a desperate situation, staying in his in-laws house -- or he wildly successful, trampling global bandwidth?
He is Goatse, without the same interesting pictures.
He might as well start shoving wheatgrass shots up his ass..his body doesn't absorb most of it anyway and it saves the trip thru his digestive tract. What a bunch of baloney..he needs a quick shot of nutrients? Try eating an apple instead of spending 3.75 on some garbage. What's next, 10 minute oxygen therapy?
"As far as other psychological problems. I kind of laught at that. Though, the symptoms might appear to be close on the surface, I think those are overly simplistic assesement."
See 3, 8, and 9
And by the way snowflake, you do know that people with narcisstic personality disorder always say that they don't have it right? I mean, they are just too special to have it explained so easily. Everytime Nigel makes it to the top of the list of all time greatest shitheads casey comes along with another stupid remark or comment.
Just in case it gets deleted I've posted this in IAFF: "Sure I might possibly fit under a lot of those. But then which self-promoting marketer or blogger DOESN’T fit into that? Some healthy self-interested is not a bad thing and a must for personality Web 2.0 marketing nowadays. You can argue it’s a bit of a grey area but otherwise you are saying “everyone else does it”. NO CASEY THEY DON’T. That is the problem you have. You get a yes to every one of those 9 points, I get a no to every one of them. If you don’t think it’s a problem take the criteria to your marriage counsellor and show them your answers."
Oh yes, a computer related joke concerning the bug eating - if he needs a bug he shouldn't have any problem find one or two on his server.
IIRC, it was me (or I was among the first) to mention the NPD possibility. And realize that NPD is a "new age, feel good" subcategory of what used to known as a good old-fashioned sociopath.
In vastly simplified terms (and I'm not going to make a list)...
A sociopath is one who knows that society has rules, but those rules simmply do not apply to them.
Whether it's speeding on the freeway, paying taxes, repaying loans, getting a job, etc. etc.
A sociopath knows those are just rules for normal people.
Here for another episode of As The Worm Turns™... Yesterday T(nacho) left a terse message on IAFF demanding the picture of the groceries that snowflake promised. She said she would reverse the paypal payment if snowflake didn't post it. FWIW, T's post has been deleted as of this morning. Coincidently the beg-a-thon has been replaced by a talkcast too.
Good morning to all you LateRizers™ out there! I'm pleased to be able to announce the pre-talk-a-thon launch of the CaseyPedia™, the not-as-yet-awardwinning wiki. It's currently going through its pre-beta failing forward phase, but good things are happening and by September 10, 2007 I envisage it being the leading information site about blogs about foreclosure.
Please see the site for more details and ways of flaming me for blatant linkwhoring.
I'd love to contribute - I already wrote a fair chunk of the Wikipedia article, including the bits about Jamba Juice and Macaroni Grill that got cut by the Wikinazis.
If Casey is going into "keeping it real" and is in the mood to answering questions, here are a few.
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Hey Casey:
Back on March 6 you declared the Utah trip a succes.... it has been over two months since the trip - what exactly has resulted since that trip? Have you made any deals? Earned any money from any deals? Where is your money partner now? What are (or were) your Utah plans exactly?
What was annoying, though, was their insistence that a section on Jamba Juice and Macaroni Grill was (a) irrelevant and (b) not properly referenced.
I don't think I need to explain (a) to anyone round here, and the referencing was fine - the only problem was that all the links were to IAFF. But what alternative did I have?
I wonder if SF realizes that these Haterz sites are way more entertaining than his site now. And since they are reproducing his content there is no need to even visit his site anymore. I for one, love not having to visit his crappy site, especially since I don't want to give him the visits.
My motto is "Not one more penny dirtied" so I am not looking at his blog anymore. 100% pure haterz now. My last impression was him and RK flipping me off.
... And getting exactly what he deserves.
124 comments:
F I R S T :-)
M U R S T ™ ;-)
Merde! Murst!
Curses. Foiled again.
NR
Where can I find a copy of that picture in wallpaper size?
Would that make is the Dawg Pound? I think Snoop would be upset!
Update: Casey is in marriage counseling with and update "coming soon" jamba, jamba, jamba, blah, blah, blah.
This thread is all about me, Bitchez.
Damn, I should have been Murst! when I had the opportunity around here.
Dammit!.....that supersecret FIRST plug-in I paid Snowflake to code for me isn't working anymore. I'm going to get a refund...he's good for it..right?
...and sometimes, on a quiet night in Utah, if you listen closely and are very still you can hear the faint screams of comments being deleted.
No, I think the perfect comment would be -- these nights around Nigel Swaby's house, it's so quiet you can hear an Olympic Pin drop. :-P
...and sometimes, on a quiet night in Utah, if you listen closely and are very still you can hear the faint screams of comments being deleted.
ROFL
IAFF is getting as boring as one of Nigel's sites. At least he credits Carol Lloyd since her October Surreal Estate article is the one that roped me and many others into the train wreck.
Snowflake's latest troll post (5/17/07, 9 PM Central US Time):
Most Hated Blogger on MSN and Server Nightmare
Man oh man… last couple of days have been crazy. I switched DNS like 3 times trying to find a server and provider that will handle the traffic on this foreclosure blog. I stayed up all night when I was on the front page of MSN (May 16th midnight till 9 AM PST) with Declan McCullagh’s World’s Most Hated Blogger article I was trying to see if I can do anything to keep the new dedicated server running but it came down to a crawl and then completely died.
Almost 16,000 visitors on Tuesday and almost 70,000 on wednesday! Those number would have been probably two to five times higher because if my site wasn’t down for a large part of the day on Tuesday and very very slow with intermittent downtime on Wednesday. The highest peak upto this point was 11,000 visits when I was briefly on the front page of SFgate.com (San Francisco Chronicle) for the “Would Be Real Estate Mogul” article by Carol Lloyd.
Check out the traffic graphs from SiteMeter and Google Analytics:
I got really pissed off (mostly at myself) for not preparing for this. I’ve been in different media since last October and had plenty of time to find a reliable hosting service.
Yesterday, a website designer buddy of mine recommended MediaTemple because they have a “digg proof” hosting (or MSN / CNet proof in my case).
At only $20/mo they have a sweet “Grid” platform which is a bunch of clustered servers that will keep your site running even if its hit by a surge of traffic. Because of the scalability this setup promised to be even better than a $100-200/month dedicated server.
If I need even more performance for an additional $20/mo I can get a dedicated MySQL container to keep my database running smooth. I will have to find a way to do some load testing to see at which point I will need something like that.
So far things are running very good. Let me know what your experience is like with the site. If you choose MediaTemple as your host, be sure to enter “iamfacingforeclosure.com” as your referring domain to give me a small kick-back. (Cash back at close… hehe)
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As for other updates… Galina and I went to see a marriage counselor for the first time in our 3 crazy years of being married. That was a good but painful visit and forced us to address some deep issues.
Galina and I did a lot of talking and came to a very serious decision (challenge). To be posted soon.
Galina and I went to see a marriage counselor for the first time in our 3 crazy years of being married. That was a good but painful visit and forced us to address some deep issues.
Galina and I did a lot of talking and came to a very serious decision (challenge). To be posted soon.
How much would we have paid to see the expression on the pastor's face when Casey said $2.2 million? Right about now the congregation is emptying out a storage room in the basement and padding the walls. There's gonna be an intervention. Good thing he's not Catholic or the Cardinal would be granting permission for an exorcism.
I will eat a bug AND donate $100 to Habitat if Casey posts the exorcism video online
Blog note: blatantly borrowed countdown to humiliation clock in trhe top left sidebar. One less reason to click IAFF.
Nigel in five years
Exclusive..Sputnik the Cat caught on film
A x'tian or secular counselor? I am very curious to know what the "serious decision" might be! (and yeah it's all troll but shit I've never actually seen someone troll with their Real Life before!).
Snowflake may think Media Temple is Digg-proof, but apparently the Diggsters don't much care for MT: read here
Aw, he lied for sure. Said he had a little credit card debt or hasn't been an attentive husband or has been "underemployed" for a year. To be true to his wife, he would have to shut down the blog, right now and forever. That wouldn't be true to his narcissistic self, however, so it won't happen.
We should take bets on what the "big decision" might be.
10$ on baby for me.
Dawg,
Fliptard took down the doomsday clock on IAFF. Guess the LIE-O-THON is off.
2 to 1 says G files for divorce by June.
Snowflake's been very quite regarding his 2006 taxes. Of course he's fucked beyond belief. I bet he never filed any returns or forms. WORD TO FLIPTARD. The IRS doesn't speak IGNORE MODE.
$10 on reproduction? NFW.
My money is on trial separation. Bet those seat covers aren't comfortable.
Casey and Galina's "big decision" is to secretly take out homeowner's insurance on the Snapdragon house, and then torch the place. They've called it "Operation: Ash Back At Close"
It's all good!
Of course he lied to the counselor, but what are the odds the the counselor knew the real story. I wonder what the people in his life think of him, if he really does go to church they must know about his problems.
I feel sorry for his siblings, he's turned their name into the punchline of a joke.
The begdown clock still ticks in the extreme upper right corner of IAFF.
Doomsday clock shows up here. Hmmm.
Wouldn't bet against it, Dawg.
Right about now Galina is telling CS that he should take some time to himself to braindump and figure a way to get them out of the house. She will tell him how she knows how smart he is and that she knows if he could just get away from all the distractions magical things would happen and everything will be all good.
As soon as the Jetta turns the corner the locks will be changed.
They're just dumb enough to think that having a kid would save their marriage.
First off, need I remind you all that odds are good the whole "big decision" is just a troll?
But on the off chance that it is not -- no marriage counselor is going to suggest separation or divorce after just one session. No, if this is not just another lame troll, then this is going to be more of Casey saying "I need to make G feel more comfortable and supported in our finances" or somesuch blather.
What happen to DLFoH?
Sprezz, you're right, I was thinking "big decision" in the real world meaning.
I never expected he would ever actually follow up with the answer though, I'm not that gullible.
hehe, glad you liked the wordplay, Bob Dawg™ :)
Methinks they won't throw him out either, considering that he's paid up through July 1st (murst?).
One can only hope the Big Decision is a vasectomy. (Maybe a 12-gauge vasectomy.)
I'd donate the ammo for that.
"Big Decision:" Nigel gets to do more than watch.
Ewwww, now I have to disinfect my keyboard and order more Brain Bleach™.
OK, You got me. I'll pay for the 12-gauge vasectomy in the beg-a-thon.
Rob, I think Nigel's already doing more than watching. At this point, that's Galina's job. ::runs away:: ;-)
Snowflakes Bio now touts him as "World's Most Hated Blogger". I guess he's gonna try to play some sort of villain for awhile. Maybe his book could be called " The Killer Wore a Murse" or some such shit- He's a baaaaad man.
It's also funny that he took down all his Nigel links.
I wanna know why...
... yesterday Duane said that Snowflake can't file BK because "the whole house of cards would fall."
I wanna know why.
Dammmit. I can't find the Fast Forward button on this blog!
Ugh Rob Dawg, i was eating! Now my awesome meal of pasta and ground beef is ruined. I spent 8 minutes cooking this!
Better than a shotgun vasectomy... $1,000 for Casey Serin, under as much anesthesia as needed, to put his own testicles in his juicer and drink the protein-filled organic product.
Save the above paragraph if you ever accidentally drink poison and need to quickly induce vomiting :-)
How much did this "marriage counselor" charge and did Casey and Galina pay with the Corporate Credit Card????
Serious Decision (challenge)....
Could be any of the following:
Stop living at SIL house
Stop living off of "credit"
Stop going to Jamba Juice
Stop being a liar and cheat
End the blog
Stop giving media interviews
Allowing G to go back to school
Start paying G's credit cards
Have a baby (the "challenge" would be to do this w/out having sex.... I mean, can anybody imagine what Casey would be like in bed? One minute hyper and high... the next minute depressed and down... Galina saying "you need to be focused" or "you need to be a detail man."
Okay, I admit it, since Casey's pod cast when T asked him if the situation was affecting his sex life and he said "no" all these nasty thoughts have gone through my head... I mean, does Casey know how to satisfy a woman?????
I could go on, but now I feel dirty and need to take a shower.
I mean, can anybody imagine what Casey would be like in bed?
Nigel knows. But seriously, folks...
"The Sex Life of C & G" -- there's probably enough comedy material there for its own future thread ;-p
@ Benoit™:
Meatgrass?
The big decision is Casey is going to get a job. I doubt they made a decision on what type of job or the minimum pay Casey will need to get up in the morning.
Ok gang.. gotta little insight... first - last post of the night.. so if i forget to say it... goodnight..
2nd dont want to pull people from here to another dawg post.. BUT...
and this kinda sucks cause its a tease...
I have had my morals, ethics, and everything else challenged... the thread was dead... Rob had already posted a few more and the crowd left...
EXCEPT>>> One guy stayed behind in the DL version 1.2 staring around 4pmsih PST and kept swatting at me... well I dont like swatters.. especially bald ones that wear pleather...
I knew it was mr. "what about me.." Nigel... and THEN... he accidently let something slip... something.. a TINY tidbit that I HAVE NOT SHARED with anyone SLIP...
only Casey and I know.. so if it aint buttfly.. its Casey... so either way welcome..
tommorow.. you will see what buttboy let slip...
night
Casey's decision to get a job. Here are the requirements:
Entry position at $150K/year and a Flex work schedule so he can bird dog new deals, keep up his blog, sleep in 'til 10, then go out for lunch business meetings at Macaroni Grill, catch his afternoon nap and be home by 3pm for his evening nappy poo.
and THEN... he accidently let something slip... something.. a TINY tidbit that I HAVE NOT SHARED with anyone SLIP.
HAHAHHAHAHA
NICE TRY NIGEL, YOU DUMBASS.
You're not even a competent troll.
LOL @ Anonymous 8:00 PM...
can anybody imagine what Casey would be like in bed?
Casey: Sorry, honey, nothing's happening "down there". I know something should be happening, maybe you can do something about it. I'm only the idea man, you're the follow-through person.
Galina: OK, sweetiepoo... we'll just do what worked last time. You close your eyes and pretend that I'm Nigel.
Casey: Really? Sweet!
-- 20 seconds later --
Casey: Done.
Galina: Already? Can you at least reciprocate?
Casey: Meh, too tired, gonna take a nap. I'll get to it first thing tomorrow morning ::snore::
:-)
@Badgerjim
I think what is meant about the house of cards, is that if Caseu declares bankruptcy, the court will force him to show ALL of his financials, the lenders will also want to show that he committed fraud..pretty much he won't be able to spin anymore of his crap, he will have to show proof of income earned, expenses (all his luxury item purchases don't look like he was really trying to pay off his debt, in fact he was acquiring more debt with no intention to pay them off).
As for the Duane comment..dammit we gotta wait all night to see how Nigel slipped on his own bullshit!!!!!!!!!
aha!!!
I think it was the comment about using Casey goodwill to improve his google rank that outed Nigey POO!!!!!
@ Legion, Read tonight's comments at the end of DL version 1.2.
Nigel was caught trolling under a few different aliases one specifically being "Softball loser".
Yep. That's it!
Galina and I did a lot of talking and came to a very serious decision (challenge). To be posted soon.
Tune in tomorrow, for the Edge of Night, As the World Turns. What a total freaking soap opera. Jerry Springer is more of an original.
Duane, and the rest of y'all:
Pay no heed to Swaby, if its' indeed him.
If Duane knew something that Swaby didn't want disclosed, and thought Duane might yakk it up, wouldn't he try to discredit Duane?
Stay on message and get your testimony out.
Joust with Deep Cover Swaby after the fact, if you feel the need to.
I mean honestly, what IS Swaby, in the ForeclosureFace context?
A bit player? A walk-on?
Stop affording him top billing.
Methinks KC is already wishing he'd never heard of (or screwed with) Duane!
I know Niggle is already there as he's basically shutdown DHC. BTW, haven't heard from RCS lately, have we? What a coincidence....
@Sharky,
With all due respect, this is Duane's story to tell - he'll tell it when & how he wants to tell it.
I don't think he needs us setting priorities for him - he appears quite capable of that himself.
IAFF is boring, story is over, fat lady sang, went home, ate bon bons and went to bed.
If you really want to screw the guy over, stop visiting his site.
At this point it has become so contrived that even a four year old would see through it. Just lame.
Time to move on...
@jilly
Agreed - the interesting & intelligent repartee is here now.
(looking at duane)
"I crush your head! Flathead!"
Now that we've got a countdown to Begathon II can we also get a countdown to Sweet Birthday Success?
@Dumfounded
so that was it?
Man I always knew nigel was a moron and intellectual lightweight but I'm glad he provided proof.
I swear, how can anyone particlarly potential clients really expect this pinhead to keep anything confidential. He probably blabs about the finances of his clients at every loser bar he goes too.
Fancy a butt plug?
I'm lost.
As someone pointed out earlier, 5 PDT is a problematic time for a begathon. He needs enough time for folks in all time zones to get loaded and loopy if he expects any cash back at close.
btw that's one awesome polar bear juxtaposition.
Hey,
Mer Merde was one of my names. I am one of the only Official Mer Merdes and need to remember to TM it one of these days.
PDT? Heh, the browser must be calculating against local time because mine says the begathon starts in 1 hour 53 minutes.
Darn, guess I have to wait until tomorrow morning to watch the fun.
Also this payment due on 22nd May. Why is it different to any other payment or deadline which Casey has ignored?
Kevin Spacey just said: that guy is full of shit.
The count down widget I "borrowed" apparently isn't working correctly, but in Casey Sense, it is.
It was the 3K remark, only Casey, Duane and the bootlicker Nigel could possibly have known that figure.
@Endgmae:
"With all due respect, this is Duane's story to tell - he'll tell it when & how he wants to tell it."
And I want to hear it.
I'll just have to violently agree with you.
Gotta floss, don't bother saving me a seat at the beg-a-thon, unless Snowfake is doing command performances.
There's a few old gems from the original "Jackass" I'd like to see him do.
I like the eternal repetition of 4976.
"The IRS doesn't speak IGNORE MODE"
; )
I want a Jesus Loves Porn Stars T-shirt.
At 7:40 PM, Softball loser said...
Me - "If this was your motivation, why not just call his wife or family? Then you don't have to break any laws? Your clearly full of shit.
Nice try!"
Duane - "We currently have 3K per month as a set aside for community good will. We will spend more based on a particular need or event, there have been a few times where we haven’t spent that much. Caseys situation is the only one that has ever been publicized…"
Better idea, how about you spend that 3K to stage an intervention and really help Casey out? You already spent what 3K? on Casey goodwill to improve your Google rank? Another 3k wouldn't hurt, would it?
At 7:57 PM, Duane LeGate said...
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Nigel I knew it was you... Sheesh...
the anons.. the writing.. then you just tipped it... you just revealed something unintentionally that only Casey and I wouldve known...
Good grief dude...
penis envy?? want me to reveal your emails to me too??
dude... this story aint about you... its about your hero Casey...
your site rocks btw...
Hey Nigel... Can I call you tommorow wo you can interview me??
Soooooo. I will be interested to see how this plays out. More interested in Nigel's casting package though!
I'd like to see Nigel's application and headshot...well, maybe not the headshot.
Nigel could never play hard ball. BTW, has anyone checked whether he was in little league as a kid?
@Akubi,
Yeah he was, he was always the fat chubby kid either in the dugout or waaaay out in left field. Why do you think he has such an inferiority complex?
Legion,
Seriously? Perhaps I missed the reference.
Based on his overwhelming desire to be part of something, anything, yeah, I think he was always the last one picked at phys ed. the way the guy name drops and brags about all his wealth...I seriously believe he was a neglected or lonely child.
To him, being hated, defiled and insulted is better than his worst fear..being ignored.
BTW, I'm waaaaay out in left field, but was a hitter as well and unfortunately enjoyed torturing loosers in the school bus 'cause there was nothing better to do.
Hey Nigel,
Why the hell would Duane spend anymore on Casey? There are many, many more deserving people out there.
What is your deal with defending that kid anyway? It's something I've never quite understood.
Casey's backpedalled on the beg-a-thon; the countdown is now to a Foreclosure Friday Talkcast.
Well pinch me. Another opportunity to hear Casey's shifty evasions?
Nobody call. NOBODY CALL.
Besides, didn't you see how easily he switches from one persona to another? That is from years of practice with numerous personas talking in his head...imaginary friends so to speak.
Duane,
You need to send Dawg Nigel's headshot. We all need a good larf.
Let's not feed the Casey troll tomorrow.
Hey Dolph!
I really think Nigey has some shady dealings with Casey..mortgage wise, by vindicating Casey in his own mind, he is convincing himself that he did nothing wrong either. Or simply, if CAsey goes down, he'll squeal like a pig and Nigey Poo is gonna lose his BMW, koi, swimming pool etc....
@anon 10:58
did you mean barf? cause that would work too.
By the way, finally got to see a directx 10 game in action. Lost planet is downloadable as a dx10 demo, bout half a gb. All I can say is, at 1920X1080 resolution on a 42 inch monitor..it kicks the shit outta the xbox 360 version.
Snowflake has left a couple comments on the latest IAFF thread. Here's the latest:
Casey Serin
May 17th, 2007 at 11:13 pm
Also, some of you said I look sick or whatever. I do need to get healthier… I’ve been letting my health slip during the last year or so with all the craziness and stress. I drink wheatgrass to compensate and get a quick boost of nutrients. However, I need to get back into a regular routine of oversize and weight lifting. I used to weight 165 lb right before I got married 3 years ago. Now I’m like 145-150. All due to stress and muscle mass loss from not lifting as much. Pretty sad.
As far as other psychological problems. I kind of laught at that. Though, the symptoms might appear to be close on the surface, I think those are overly simplistic assesement.
I mean look at Wikipedia’s criteria for Narcissistic Personality Disorder diagnostic criteria:
At least five of the following are necessary for a diagnosis (as with many DSM diagnoses, they must form a pervasive pattern; for example, a person who shows these criteria only in one or two relationships or situations would not properly be diagnosed with NPD):
1. has a grandiose sense of self-importance
2. is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love
3. believes that he or she is “special” and unique and can only be understood by other special people
4. requires excessive admiration
5. strong sense of entitlement
6. takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends
7. lacks empathy
8. is often envious or believes others are envious of him or her
9. arrogant affect.
Sure I might possibly fit under a lot of those. But then which self-promoting marketer or blogger DOESN’T fit into that? Some healthy self-interested is not a bad thing and a must for personality Web 2.0 marketing nowadays.
True, self-promotion can get to be too much, and I have to watch that. I’m prone to pride as any human being. Pride is one of the only sins that takes you over completely undetected. If you are proud, you will be the last person to think so. So help us God.
Here's the bit that really gets me:
But then which self-promoting marketer or blogger DOESN’T fit into that? Some healthy self-interested is not a bad thing and a must for personality Web 2.0 marketing nowadays.
This just goes to show how off the deep end he is -- he thinks what he is doing is normal, no different from any other successful blogger.
I just feel bad for the marriage counsellor who went to work one day to find themselves sucked into the black hole that is Casey's life. That person never volunteered for that kind of trauma.
He's using the old "Hey everybody is like that so I'm fine" ruse similar to the "Everybody is using stated income and lying on the applciations". I swear, if he ever goes on a rampage at one of those RE seminars the first thing out of his mouth is gonna be "Everyone was doing..did I do something wrong?"
Legion,
Gotta try that Lost Planet. I am interested in that one.
As for Casey and Nigel, I don't know anymore. I watch, I post, I still get worked up but I shrug more than I should nowadays. Hate to agree with Nigel but if the law was gonna get Casey why haven't they done it? It sucks when somebody can obviously be working the system and nothing happens. When I see the perp walk, I'll be happy as hell.
Nigel is a mean person, period. He apparently has serious contempt for anybody who is not in sync with his point of view. He obviously worships money and material possessions more than anything else. Why else post pictures of a useless old BMW and a pool that may or may not be his. He's old news now and I hope Rob Dawg, Aspeth, Flailing and Steph show that guy that the critics own Casey's world.
D'oh...the last post was from me. For some reason I wasn't signed in.
@Dolph
I tried the game Lost Planet on the xbox360..what can I say, I hate aiming without a keyboard and mouse. With the pc version on directx 10 however, the colors are better, no jagged edgies, and the motion blur is a phenomenal thing to watch.
http://www.nzone.com/page/home.html
you can download it there. Unfortunately, even with an amd 4800X2 and an 8800gts 640 mb card, I am realizing that it may be time to buy a new gaming computer soon. It could also be that I am running it at 1920X1080, buit shit, that's the native resolution of my monitor.
Ill prolly get a quad intel 6800 with two 8800 gtx cards and 4 GB of ram next. that should be able to handle crysis right? heh
Oh, Company of Heroes which was a great game is also coming out with a dx10 patch in two weeks.
But then which self-promoting marketer or blogger DOESN’T fit into that? Some healthy self-interested is not a bad thing and a must for personality Web 2.0 marketing nowadays.
Is he facing foreclosure, or generating traffic?
Is he living a desperate situation, staying in his in-laws house -- or he wildly successful, trampling global bandwidth?
He is Goatse, without the same interesting pictures.
I gotta admit it, casey is one flaming pile of crap of a person. hes like a crackhead, only with his fantasy life. man, what a joke.
He might as well start shoving wheatgrass shots up his ass..his body doesn't absorb most of it anyway and it saves the trip thru his digestive tract. What a bunch of baloney..he needs a quick shot of nutrients? Try eating an apple instead of spending 3.75 on some garbage. What's next, 10 minute oxygen therapy?
"As far as other psychological problems. I kind of laught at that. Though, the symptoms might appear to be close on the surface, I think those are overly simplistic assesement."
See 3, 8, and 9
And by the way snowflake, you do know that people with narcisstic personality disorder always say that they don't have it right? I mean, they are just too special to have it explained so easily. Everytime Nigel makes it to the top of the list of all time greatest shitheads casey comes along with another stupid remark or comment.
Exclusive..Sputnik the Cat caught on film
THAT'S NOT ME!!!
The Dawg has a genuine photo of me ... emailed it to him a while ago. Been secretly hoping he'd use it at the headline photo on an upcoming post.
aack!!
S_t_C
Just in case it gets deleted I've posted this in IAFF:
"Sure I might possibly fit under a lot of those. But then which self-promoting marketer or blogger DOESN’T fit into that? Some healthy self-interested is not a bad thing and a must for personality Web 2.0 marketing nowadays.
You can argue it’s a bit of a grey area but otherwise you are saying “everyone else does it”. NO CASEY THEY DON’T. That is the problem you have. You get a yes to every one of those 9 points, I get a no to every one of them. If you don’t think it’s a problem take the criteria to your marriage counsellor and show them your answers."
Oh yes, a computer related joke concerning the bug eating - if he needs a bug he shouldn't have any problem find one or two on his server.
@7:25AM Sprezz:
[Marketing-scum-speak from Digg link on Casey's new host:]
"It's not a broken product and we have been very forthcoming about issues we are fixing with it..."
That's Gold, Jerry. Comedy GOLD.
IIRC, it was me (or I was among the first) to mention the NPD possibility. And realize that NPD is a "new age, feel good" subcategory of what used to known as a good old-fashioned sociopath.
In vastly simplified terms (and I'm not going to make a list)...
A sociopath is one who knows that society has rules, but those rules simmply do not apply to them.
Whether it's speeding on the freeway, paying taxes, repaying loans, getting a job, etc. etc.
A sociopath knows those are just rules for normal people.
Sociopath.
"It's not a broken product and we have been very forthcoming about issues we are fixing with it..."
It's what we used to call in IT an "undocumented feature".
Dolph,
Law enforcement builds their case over time and then WHAM, the HAMMAR gets hit. It can take a year or two, especially when LE gets overwhelmed.
I have no doubt in my mind that Casey is getting his due.
Good morning Haterz!
Here for another episode of As The Worm Turns™...
Yesterday T(nacho) left a terse message on IAFF demanding the picture of the groceries that snowflake promised. She said she would reverse the paypal payment if snowflake didn't post it. FWIW, T's post has been deleted as of this morning. Coincidently the beg-a-thon has been replaced by a talkcast too.
Good morning to all you LateRizers™ out there! I'm pleased to be able to announce the pre-talk-a-thon launch of the CaseyPedia™, the not-as-yet-awardwinning wiki. It's currently going through its pre-beta failing forward phase, but good things are happening and by September 10, 2007 I envisage it being the leading information site about blogs about foreclosure.
Please see the site for more details and ways of flaming me for blatant linkwhoring.
What a truly magnificent idea.
I'd love to contribute - I already wrote a fair chunk of the Wikipedia article, including the bits about Jamba Juice and Macaroni Grill that got cut by the Wikinazis.
I'll email you when I have an(other) moment.
We must have really distracted cornflake (or, are we calling him buttfly?) this week. He has not updated his "Award Winning Blog" since Monday.....
Guess there will be no more awards for that looser blog!
Oh - and cornflake took the lame photo of himself in his car off the blog.....
guess he doesn't want anyone knowing what he looks like.
Sorry Miguel that they got your stuff...
I just posted this over at IAFF.....
If Casey is going into "keeping it real" and is in the mood to answering questions, here are a few.
--------------------------------
Hey Casey:
Back on March 6 you declared the Utah trip a succes.... it has been over two months since the trip - what exactly has resulted since that trip? Have you made any deals? Earned any money from any deals? Where is your money partner now? What are (or were) your Utah plans exactly?
We are holding our breath waiting for the answer.
---------------------------------
Where is the money man now?
Sorry Miguel that they got your stuff...
No big deal - it's easily retrievable.
What was annoying, though, was their insistence that a section on Jamba Juice and Macaroni Grill was (a) irrelevant and (b) not properly referenced.
I don't think I need to explain (a) to anyone round here, and the referencing was fine - the only problem was that all the links were to IAFF. But what alternative did I have?
Miguel, an email is on its way.
R-boy, thanks for the info!
I've already got started - the entry on 'Cat' was my first, and needs fleshing out, but there's a LOT more to come.
This is fun!
I wonder if SF realizes that these Haterz sites are way more entertaining than his site now. And since they are reproducing his content there is no need to even visit his site anymore. I for one, love not having to visit his crappy site, especially since I don't want to give him the visits.
My motto is "Not one more penny dirtied" so I am not looking at his blog anymore. 100% pure haterz now. My last impression was him and RK flipping me off.
@Akubi
I was the misery chick smoking under the bleachers.
I am on my lunch hour and I am laughing so hard i can not eat. I know we are haterz but i luv you guys!!!
So much fun..
TTFN
Last Looserz.
HAHHAHAHAHA
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