Sunday, July 01, 2007

Sunshine on Our Fliptard Makes Me Happy

Good morning Haterz™! I trust everyone had a pleasant evening, relaxing, enjoying their quiet weekend, wondering when the fireworks start his holiday. Right on schedule the SoCal "June Gloom" has beat its annual retreat. There's a Red Tailed Hawk sitting on my trampoline about 20 feet away eyeing me suspiciously. Come for the hunting of small rodents, stay for the blogging that does the same. Was there anything anyone wanted to talk about today besides the weather and birds of prey? Oh yeah. That. Okay, there's one more secret in this series and I'm just putting it together and garnering context and have an email out requesting clarification. Should be sometime early today but you know these things seem to have their own schedule.

84 comments:

Serin is as Serin does... said...

FIRST MURST!

R-Boy said...

Its a Beautiful Sunday morning, moreso because I am FIRST to wake up and smell the roses

R-Boy said...

darn

Serin is as Serin does... said...

Muahahaha! So Dawg, there was some speculation on the last thread that Fliptard "missed" his flight to SFO. You got any intel as to whether or not our fave Dandelion actually came back to face the (Jaws theme) music? *grins*

Oh, and furst, moist, and liverwurst, too!

Rob Dawg said...

R-boy,
The post was already up for 8 whole seconds. Whatever gave you the idea that you even had a chance for "first?" Just kidding. Yeah, I saved pieces and didn't say anything so Casey will have to fly home, hours and hours without internet, wondering if the other stuff was coming out. Drip drip drip... flood.

Jeffrey said...

CBS Sunday Morning first!

Serin is as Serin does... said...

*scratches Dawg behind the ears* Thanks, man! :)

*pulls up a bucket o' Sunday morning popcorn*

Anonymous said...
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Rob Dawg said...

Anon,
I left the first post up. More than that is advertising.

Anonymous said...

/me is bored

Bemused Guy said...

Morning Haterz!
I hope your day is as wonderful as it was in GMT+1. A breezy day in the high 70's, cycling along the brook under the trees...ah, bliss.

Even returning home and logging into see the latest in the hot mess that is Mr, Serin's life isn't in any way offensive. Looks like I will have time for a nap before the next installment.

Rob Dawg said...

Bored? There's about 800 comments from yesterday. There's a haterzcast worth gold. I'm typing up an illegal immigration rant. There's backchannel chatter on the real situation with Riverpark and a Casey family member. If that isn't entertainment then rumor has it there are several if not dozens of blogs out there that aren't EN.

FlyingMonkeyWarrior said...

Good morning Alpha Rob and Pack Dawgz.
Y'all are up early.
I tried to stay up for the talk cast, but it was way past my bedtime. Transcript anyone?
Let me know, because as soon as I go to work tomorrow, it will be next weekend before I can get caught up again.
I am such a looser, I work 49 hours a week in OIL and have three 'sweet dealz' on the side.

Caseys Sex Life said...

Raindrops keep fallin on Fliptard's head........

Poor Casey - my neutered cat has more potential of getting laid than he does. What a bleak future this underdeveloped manboy has in front of him.

BTW, was in Wal-Mart yesterday and saw a young guy with a MURSE! It was the prissiest damn thing I have ever seen - what does a dude put in a purse?? He kept adjusting it - it had big ole buckles on it so it wouldn't look so fem, but it screamed WOMAN!

Bemused Guy said...

Mr. Dawg -
I have never done the Sydney - SFO run. How long is the flight? And even though Casey is a tiny little 'belle, I can't imagine even him being comfortable in ...coach.
Of course I am sure his seatmates are even less comfortable. It's bound to be an odiferous experience, don't you agree?

What sort of con man scams that much money & doesn't save enough for a business class ticket?!

Basking in the rays said...

Bored!? How can anyone be bored with all this juiciness?

Here this should keep you happy:

http://bored.com/boomshine/index.htm

FlyingMonkeyWarrior said...

@ Bemused,
My Aussie friend, who married an American, told me the secret to the grueling flight is a script for a sleeping pill. Although, some doctors say that is risky cuz blood clots can form from not moving and walking around, combined with the changes in cabin pressure.
The flight, if I remember correctly is 13 hours, never mind the many time zones.
I think you actually loose a day.

Anonymous said...

Well, while you guys were sleeping, I was reading.

Its almost 11PM here and I have been waiting allllllllll day.

:P

Mr Bored

Dr. Laura said...

People who are bored are boring people.

FlyingMonkeyWarrior said...

forgot the loose(TM) thingy. (:

Anonymous said...

You gain at least a day flying back, depending on what time you leave.

The flight is not that bad - they will dim the lights and you can normally get some (bad) sleep.

I have flown Perth --> Sydney --> Auckland --> 6 hour layover --> LA --> Dallas Ft Worth --> KY for a total of over 35 hours transit time before.

Sydney to San Fran = pissweak.

Anonymous said...

That's ok - people who call themselves "Dr" in online blogs are normally arrogant, so we are even.

Bemused Guy said...

hey - that bored.com game is kinda entrancing.

thirteen hours of economy class hell?
something tells me he has enough on his mind to prevent him getting some sleep. i do hope he washed himself, his hair & his clothes though. the thought of being stuck next to him for that long, with that greasy hair is making my skin crawl.

Yorkshire Pudding said...

So is someone called Michael involved in any way? An earlier thread was titled Micheale My Belle -- or was that just a typo regarding the hoaxer Michelle? Hmmmm...

Anonymous said...

"backchannel chatter on the real situation with Riverpark and a Casey family member"

How do I find more out about this?

Nigel's Guest Blogger said...

Morning everyone, can someone be kind soul and post the link to last night's Haterzcast? It will give me something to do whilst nursing my sunburn and it seems like i have about 900 comments to catch up on as well. Thanks.

Orson Buggy said...

@Bemused Guy, 7:55 AM

something tells me he has enough on his mind to prevent him getting some sleep.

Bemused, so you think it's possible the lad has something similar to a conscience? He's probably just chanting his mantra "It's all good!" over and over again.

Endgame said...

I spent a year going to China. 15 hours there, 13 back (tailwind). Oz is about the same. I did it in biz class with a near 180 reclining seat and an occasional sleeping pill and it was tolerable.

I CANNOT imagine doing it in economy - less leg room, narrow seats, limited reclining, and other peoples' kids doing their normal kid stuff. The only plus of sitting next to Casey would be that he's scrawny and wouldn't intrude into your space much.

Anonymous said...

When I take long flights, I'm usually pretty "lubricated" before I step on board. I'm asleep by the time we level off. Of course, I'm not facing an angry mob when I arrive.

Rob Dawg said...

Ewww but those wheatgrass intestinal rumblings would probably not be filtered by the Bose headphones. Today's inflight movie; "Catch Me If You Can."

Anonymous said...

Dawg,

Understanding the need for confidentiality at this point, will all of Snowflake's misdeeds eventually be out there for everyone to see including anonymous haterz?

Joe

Bemused Guy said...
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Bemused Guy said...

Orson, no way does he have a conscience & I did NOT mean to infer that! No, he's wondering how much is being posted while he's trapped in the wild blue, whee he will stay tonight, how he can hoodwink G or his folks...THAT kind of stuff.

As for being lubed up on a plane...am I the only one thinking he was managing to explore his curiosity in Sydney, one of the gayest cities on earth?

Serin is as Serin does... said...

@ Bemused 8:52--

Nah, I doubt exploring Sydney for the bi-curiosity factor was a main reason for going Down Under. (Pun semi-intended!) He could have stayed a hell of a lot closer to home for that; he only lives a hop, skip, and a jump from San Fran. (Then again, I'm applying logic to Fliptard's motivations, so who the hell knows.) I'm just thinking that random hookups w/men would be easier and faster to come by (ha!) via a quick run to SF in the VDubs, but Fliptard's thought processes are often a mystery to me.

Endgame said...

At 8:45 AM, Rob Dawg said...
Ewww but those wheatgrass intestinal rumblings would probably not be filtered by the Bose headphones. Today's inflight movie; "Catch Me If You Can."


And, yes - I forget about wheatgrass emmissions. Ugh - odiferous! Sound wouldn't be an issue - I use Shure SE530 earbuds with silicone triple flange sleeves. Killer bass. Effective passive isolation instead of active cancellation. Cost more than Bose - but don't have Bose's "look at me" factor.

Casey seems like the kind of seatmate who would constantly fidget, sigh, moan, whine and wiggle. And probably constantly needing to go to the loo.

Anonymous said...

NGB:

http://www.talkshoe.com/talkshoe/web/talkCast.jsp?masterId=8714&cmd=tc

Anonymous said...

Oops. I misread. I thought the haterzcast was cancelled. If not, someone do please post.

unbelievable said...

Birds of prey you say?

This morning I saw a male cardinal dive bomb my 5 month old Golden Retriever. Seems that "Coach" was lying down just a little too close to the tree where a nest of baby cardinals are living.

I have a Haterz cardinal living at my house, heehee.

Casey is coming home to a whole house full of Haterz!

Anonymous said...

Hey Walrus dawg, why not go to the beach and catch some fish? You are an old fart, and this is all you can think of to do? Are you jealous that Casey does not weigh 330lbs and isn't pushing 60? You are so very lame.
Good things may be coming for Casey, as I have received some money SWEET! (inheritance) and I may help Casey big time, justto piss you HATERZ off LOL. BOOYA!

segfault said...

Was he actually supposed to fly home today? I haven't read the 800-some comments from yesterday--is there a Cliffs Notes of it?

HP Refugee said...

HEY, anonotrolltard,
Aren't you going to be pushing 60 someday. Don't spend all your money before your old and grey, with that attitude, you will be alone and old, not surrounded by the dawgz.
Good luck wi' dat.

Rob Dawg said...

Sorry to disappoint. Church, install a window, at least one brother in law coming over to see the house improvements. OS X 10.4.10/iTunes 7.3 upgrades on the house computers and little weeding/trimming when it gets shadier. Around here we do some shady deals... like work. Pushing 60 and 300lbs? I told you it was a bad picture.

Roger Hayes said...

Just when I thought he couldn't go any lower, now he's stealing from his mother. How long until he's punching kittens on his website?

Good work, LMP. I hope you get him.

Benoit™ said...

Casey does not weigh 330lbs and isn't pushing 60?

Rob isn't even 48 yet, you dolt. And 330 pounds? Maybe if he's holding a couple of cinder blocks while on the scale...

and I may help Casey big time

Aiding and abetting a known criminal is potentially a felony offense.

T said...

Anonymous said...
I have received some money SWEET! (inheritance) and I may help Casey big time


I don't think you've got the BALLS to kick Casey down with a chunk of change.

Go ahead. Do it. In fact, I DARE YOU, you fucking knob.

king friday the 13th said...

Anon,

If by helping Casey, you mean paying back the lenders, I say go for it. It wouldn't bother any of us here. In fact, by bailing out Casey, you'd help Galina and Casey's mom out. Very generous offer that warms the cockles of many "haterz".

As for Casey, he'd be back in trouble soon enough, but at least next time the innocent would be spared.

Anon, I really hope you are for real. That is so generous.

Mouse And Pencil said...

Hey Walrus dawg, why not go to the beach and catch some fish? You are an old fart, and this is all you can think of to do? Are you jealous that Casey does not weigh 330lbs and isn't pushing 60? You are so very lame.
Good things may be coming for Casey, as I have received some money SWEET! (inheritance) and I may help Casey big time, justto piss you HATERZ off LOL. BOOYA!


Mocha is awake, you can smell the crack fumes and stale liquor.

Anonymous said...

I'm hatin from my iPhone. Sweet, leveraged, PDA arbitrage action!

Anonymous said...

Neither Galina

nor Casey

nor Casey's family

DESERVE ANY SYMPATHY WHATSOEVER

Anonymous said...

PCs are for fart-huffers, and Macs get you laid.

Anonymous said...

"Neither Galina
nor Casey
nor Casey's family
DESERVE ANY SYMPATHY WHATSOEVER"


Marty, I thought the troll money was used up? And even if it's not... what the heck, maybe keep a little to yourself, righto, yuk yuk.

Anonymous said...

So where is everybody's favorite Uzbek today?

Anonymous said...

Hello there,
Is Casey indeed headed back to the States? How the dawgs know that? Internal intel? Thanks.

BelowTheCrowd said...

Flights from Australia:

I posted this late yesterday, and will repeat.

On the way down, Casey flew Air New Zealand with a stop in Auckland. They are the only airline that offers reasonably-priced tickets at the last minute. I suspect he'll be coming back the same way, especially if Mom is paying for it.

His possible ports of entry are SFO and LAX. In either case he'd then switch to a short-haul flight to Sacramento. Flying through SFO is a bit shorter and an easier airport to connect at, but LAX has more than twice as many seats available. Cost is pretty much the same either way, so I wouldn't bet on one or the other. Probably whichever is available sooner/cheaper.

Flights that he could be on would be:

NZ 2 arrives LAX 240pm
NZ 6 arrives LAX 1240pm
NZ 8 arrives SFO 1225pm

He would most likely be transferring between NZ and a United/United Express flight, as he did on the way down. At both airports, this would require a terminal change.

Any way you cut it, it's a pretty hellish trip. 3 hours Sydney to Auckland, a couple of hours for a plane change then 12.5 hours Auckland to California, then customs, another plane/terminal change and a short commuter flight to Sacramento.

Qantas and United also fly between California and Sydney, but at present time are much more expensive than last minute fares on Air New Zealand.

Anonymous said...

@BelowTheCrowd

Here are some domestic flights that he'd be connecting on. Only pulled the flights departing after the earliest arrivals into LAX/SFO

LAX - SMF

DL7776 215P 340P
WN1587 235P 350P
UA6491 249P 411P
WN176 440P 555P
WN143 610P 725P
DL7786 610P 735P
WN115 710P 825P
UA314 815P 937P
WN321 845P 1000P

SFO - SMF

UA5668 150P 236P
US7156 150P 236P
UA5645 408P 448P
US7155 408P 448P
UA6808 610P 650P
US7150 809P 849P
UA5516 809P 849P
UA5463 1040P 1120P

ratlab said...

Always nice to have a John Denver reference. :)

Anonymous said...

Anyone know if Postal Inspectors or whoever had jurisdiction will arrest people for wire fraud?

Seems like Casey has used the mail for his "sweet deals" and is probably up for some sort of attention for his wonderful activities using various means of communications which would fall under the wire fraud statutes.

By the way, I wonder if Casey knows that they issue condoms to all new incoming Federal prisoners. As a Murse carrying pretty boy he will be loved in prison....frequently.

Anonymous said...

You guys are all losers. You're just making up all that Galina stuff. Where's the proof that you're communicating with her?

FlyingMonkeyWarrior said...

You guys are all losers. You're just making up all that Galina stuff. Where's the proof that you're communicating with her?
+++++++++++____________-----------
Hi Casey,
Welcome to EN.
FMW

Miguel said...

You guys are all losers. You're just making up all that Galina stuff. Where's the proof that you're communicating with her?

Well, I tried to post a comment on IAFF last night quoting the e-mail purporting to come from Galina about how Casey's been lying about paying her $1000 a week. I said that if it was fake, Casey would need to take immediate action to denounce EN for peddling lies about his family.

Guess what? The comment didn't appear - and the "Your comment will appear in 3 to 24 hours" response no longer appears either, confirming it was censored.

Now surely if the e-mail had been anything other than completely genuine, Casey would fall over himself to denounce the "haters" who have sunk so low as to impersonate his wife? And since he didn't do that, I have to conclude that the e-mail was genuine.

Not clinching evidence, granted - but pretty revealing nonetheless.

FlyingMonkeyWarrior said...

Yes, telling circumstances, indeed, I reckon.

king friday the 13th said...

>> Where's the proof that you're communicating with her?

On a technical note, where did Galina address the notice of legal separation? Just want to help Casey know where to look.

To the Roseville UPS store drop? To Casey's parents house? Or did she just nail it to the door at Yulia's place?

FlyingMonkeyWarrior said...

king friday the 13th...
Casey probably does not know where he lives yet and will find out from G when he arrives, I deduce. That is where the notice for separation documents may be waiting.
Disclaimer: Just a guess and I am not a party to anything.
FMW

Anonymous said...

Casey's new blogs are getting ready to launch, just as soon as the Judge gives him the “SweetDeal” he so richly deserves and he gains Internet privileges in the Big House.

“IamFacingYearsinPrision.com”

“PrisonBridalRegistry.com”

Feel free to offer up other domain names for Snowflake to “monetize” for “sweet” cashflow.

Anonymous said...

Come on, you damn guys. I'm bored. Where's the action? Only seven new comments showed up at IAFF.com, where's the Next Big Thing?

lawnmower man said...

I just celebrated Casey's imminent return with a naturally-raised carnitas burrito.

It was delicious.

Unfortunately I was unable to do the full Serin homage as I do not carry a corporate credit card.

Anonymous said...

"I just celebrated Casey's imminent return with a naturally-raised carnitas burrito."

Wheat grass chaser?

Benoit™ said...

Unfortunately I was unable to do the full Serin homage

The full homage would also include editing CaseyPedia articles for an hour or so while sitting on the toilet... ;-)

WeWantTheFunk said...

Unfortunately I was unable to do the full Serin homage

A corporate credit card is not strictly necessary. Paying with an overdraft on your debit card is acceptable as well.

lawnmower man said...

Wheat grass chaser?

After Annie's description? I'm not sure I could stomach it.

eebee said...

If you're thinking he's connecting at LAX, he could be returning via Oakland International, rather than SFO. Southwest has a billion connecting flights each day from LAX to OAK. Oakland International is also somewhat closer to Sacto. Here are today's arriving flights:

7750 Delta 7:50AM 6525 United 8:34AM 1783 Southwest 9:10AM
2778 Southwest 9:40AM
833 Southwest 10:10AM
95 Southwest 11:10AM 7760 Delta 11:45AM 2271 Southwest 12:10PM 6515 United 12:47PM 3220 Southwest 1:10PM 1482 Southwest 2:10PM 1167 Southwest 3:10PM 7770 Delta 3:15PM
716 Southwest 3:40PM
299 Southwest 4:10PM 6505 United 4:32PM 2221 Southwest 5:10PM
984 Southwest 5:40PM
995 Southwest 6:10PM 1322 Southwest 6:40PM 2972 Southwest 7:10PM 7780 Delta 7:25PM
394 Southwest 7:40PM
954 Southwest 8:10PM

Oakland International is a surprisingly nice, calm and quiet airport, and the flights I've had to LAX from there are quick, convenient, economical, and especially comfortable on Southwest.

eebee said...

Sorry for the bad formatting...

7750 Delta 7:50AM
6525 United 8:34AM
1783 Southwest 9:10AM
2778 Southwest 9:40AM
833 Southwest 10:10AM
95 Southwest 11:10AM
7760 Delta 11:45AM
2271 Southwest 12:10PM
6515 United 12:47PM
3220 Southwest 1:10PM
1482 Southwest 2:10PM
1167 Southwest 3:10PM
7770 Delta 3:15PM
716 Southwest 3:40PM
299 Southwest 4:10PM
6505 United 4:32PM
2221 Southwest 5:10PM
984 Southwest 5:40PM
995 Southwest 6:10PM
1322 Southwest 6:40PM
2972 Southwest 7:10PM

Anonymous said...

How do you guys know that Snowflake is returning today/tomorrow to the States? Did the family comment on it?

Alabama_Swamp_Donkey said...

The Casey Serin Drinking Game

Every time Casey borrows money, take a drink
Every time Casey says, "sweet cash back" take a drink.
Everytime Casey screws over a business partner take a drink.
Everytime Casey breaks a contract take a drink.


Remember to dial 9-1-1 or else you will die.

Anonymous said...

does anyone know where i can download the latest hatercast??

Anon1 said...

Is anyone planning on meeting Casey at LAX, SFO, or Sac? I would love to see a picture of his face when reality hits him!

Mr. Anon said...

Wow, interesting developments. I just hope all this pressure doesn't drive the kid to suicide......

Relentless said...

Well, unless you work at the airports you arent going to meet him on the concourses, since 9/11 no one without tickets is allowed past the security checkpoints.

HoHoMadonna said...

The eagle has landed

Anonymous said...

@Madonna,

Is that eagle a KC by any means?

Anonymous said...

Come on, damn guys. Where's the Casey update? Don't you have a tracking RFID on him? It's getting late, I need a fix!

Anonymous said...

Well, he's home now so I guess we'll know if all this galina stuff is bs soon. I think your full of it. But only time will tell.

Anonymous said...

Well, he's home now so I guess we'll know if all this galina stuff is bs soon. I think your full of it. But only time will tell.

Duane LeGate said...

at anon... you will be proven wrong.. again..