Monday, March 05, 2007

KCTV? NFW!


Little Dandelion hints that a television show is in the works. Well yeah, 127 channels and twelve of them 24x7 reality feeds , sure there's interest from any unemployed media grad with grandma money left over from UC Irvine.

I swear to the Cosmic Muffin that made me that with my dying breath Our Dandelion shall not profit from his transgressions. What say ye?

25 comments:

TK said...

First Says I!

Rick said...

I say we blanket party the fool.

And oh yeah, FIRST.

Anonymous said...

First!

Not really, just wanted to be a tard like Rick. :)

thatotherguy said...

First!

Anonymous said...

I heard moderation is slow over at IAFF today because Casey has one hand on Nigel's "don't be a dick" and the fist of his other hand up Nigel's "behind the scenes."

Anonymous said...

First loosers!

TK said...

Caseyworld Television??

Don't make me laugh.

Seriously. Don't.

This was the only place to go with all of that "good things are coming" talk.

Endgame Observer said...

Where does he say that?

(All I see at IAFF is the 'Dick' post. Sometimes my ISP's cache is old.)

The Original Kevin said...

Endgame -

This was posted in the 'Just Say No' post here:

http://slcrealestate.blogspot.com/2007/03/casey-serin-pays-visit.html

Stephanie J. said...

Per Nigel's site; it looks like they're having a gleesome threesome.

Utah probably hasn't seen that much sodomy... oh, wait. Never mind...

Anonymous said...

No way a show comes from this.

A) he has no motivation. nobody wants to watch a kid sit around and do nothing

B) he's not smart, attractive or doesn't have any other deeming quality.

C) No one will watch. Sure, he'll get an audience for the first 10 minutes, but everyone will be bored of him and turn the station

D) He doesn't do anything. He's lazy. He can't add anything of value

If a station wants to lose money and viewership, they'll give him a show. If they are in it to make money and gain ratings, they will laugh.

You could put a camera on two monkeys at a zoo and find more entertainment and productivity.

Stephanie J. said...

If there *is* a TV Show, it's probably a total mockery, and Casey will be completely oblivious, as he was as RK totally lambasted him on his video.

Jefe said...

Alright fine, so maybe Dandelion gets a big plug in a flipper show but do you really think he would be the subject of a reality series or something equally meaty? And secondly, how does it pay off his bills or erase his foreclosures? And wouldn't additional publicity just raise his profile even higher as a paragon of fraud?

Stephanie J. said...

Nigel'll surely get a ride on his coattails, as he always has.

Tony Soprano said...

Uh, am I first?

Oh yeah, that would be fun. Sit around and watch snowflake bounce on the blue ball while getting a wheatgrass enema...

WHERE THE HELL IS HOMEY?

TK said...

I wonder if one of the "Major Media Stories" was the 20 words he got in USA Today identifying him as a criminal, a failed investor and Web designer?

Just asking...

Sounds like a lot of fluff.

Anonymous said...

I assume this is why he was so desperate to get out of the NLL contract. If there really is a TV show I bet it will generate a lot of lawsuits

king friday the 13th said...

If it resembles casey's future reality, it will be similar to "Oz".
As in the awesome show which realistically depicts prison life. And I mean realistic! and no, those aren't wheatgrass emenas...

First Looser said...

What's the chance his creditors can get every (clean) penny he earns over the minimum wage garnished until he's old and gray? Unfortunately, I can see that TV would have an appetite for a media whore with no sense of shame and the ability to attract disasters and loosers like no one else.

Anonymous said...

C'mon folks. This guy isn't gonna make it on television. When he talks he sounds bored with ZERO emotion.

Also, here's a list of people who became famous for either infamy or nothing in particular. None of these people are making much money or parlayed their fame into anything but more scorn:

Kato Kaelin
Joey Buttafuoco
Rodney King
That stupid chick who pretended to be kidnapped

He will become the biggest looser and will only cause more problems and attention for himself.

Anonymous said...

Maybe the TV show he will be on is BIG SPENDER on A&E.

Katie said...

So it turns out that the rumor is right. And given our Snowflakes penchant for attention of any sort, he'll see this as a success.

Dummy.

LOL said...

"We met at Macaroni Grill in Murray. I've never been there before, but it was a good experience. I had the balsamic chicken on angel hair. Tasty! Joining us at lunch was his business partner G, not to be confused with his wife G."

I think I am going to throw up

John said...

so long as the show focuses on the disconnection between his world view and the actual world, i'm totally, totally interested.

Ogg the Caveman said...

anon @ 2:52:

I'd pay many dirty pennies to see that.