Monday, March 05, 2007

The End Game All Along


Our very own, boot kickin' snarkmaster herself volunteers today's graphic for today's subject. Casey is thinking something for an end game is this it? Thanks again to "Anony Mouse."

36 comments:

Anonymous said...

Can I buy a copy with an unsecured promissory note?

Tom in NJ said...

I read it here.....First

JimBobJoeBobJim said...

You all know the drill-

Laughter, coffee, screen, replace keyboard.

-jbjbj

ratlab said...

Nice!!!!!

Stephanie J. said...

@Rob
::grin:: Thanks for posting it for me. I had fun with that one. :)

segfault said...

If you have enough money that you don't need Cashcall to finance you, for a mere $25,000, you can finance Cashcall!

http://www.cashcall.com/NoteProgram.aspx

http://www.cashcall.com/Downloads/NoteInfo.pdf

Cashcall is the obligor, it's not tied to an underlying personal loan--but they are unsecured and uninsured notes. It appears they're being offered under the intrastate offering exemption, and thus aren't required to be registered with the SEC. Sweeet!

Anonymous said...

No forward by Robert Kiyosaki!

Stephanie J. said...

Damn! I forgot that, Anon.

Anonymous said...

It's all good Steph. You're still the hater queen.

The Original Kevin said...

Oh my that was funny.

On a side note - Robert Kiyosaki was on Fox News the other day, spewing wisdom on the latest behavior of the Dow. Amongst the many drooling over Kiyosaki comments from the Fox hosts, this one stood out:

"Sounds like a sweet deal".

Anonymous said...

A free copy of the book to whomever comes closest to how long it takes Casey to steal the book's picture and story for his blog.....

That's pretty fine photoshop work!

Aelfscine said...

Excellent!

The sad thing is that we all know he's going to try and make a guru out of himself; he thinks because he screwed up he can be this vision of hope for the world or something.

Guru Casey: Listen to me, and I'll show you through my first-hand experience what not to do! Don't commit fraud, don't buy houses in other states, sight-unseen!

Audience Member: Well, duh! So what should we do instead?

Casey: *mystified* I... don't know.. what?

Stephanie J. said...

Thanks. I did Graphic Design in another life. I still have an outdated copy of P-Shop to play with tho. Yay.

sid_finster said...

"Juice by Tappy! Juice by Tappy! Go! Tappy!"

Anyone get the reference?

Aelfscine said...

Nope.

Anonymous said...

Posts on http://www.my334442debt.com

# Casey Serin Mar 5th, 2007 at 12:24 pm

Have you thought about buying a 100+ unit apartment complex? This could give you $10,000 a month in passive income. You really need to make more sweet deals, not less as you need cash in the pipeline.

Also, try juicing for stress relief.

And remember stay positive. Ignore the haters.

Your comment is awaiting moderation.
# 10 Casey Serin Mar 5th, 2007 at 12:29 pm

I also notice that all of your credit cards aren’t maxed. You really should get some cash back and max those out by getting cash back.

One idea for the Chevron card. Hang out at gas stations and offer to fill up someone’s tank for $20. Just get their cash and use your card. It’s really win win since you aren’t going to pay the bill anyway.

You can use these ideas for sweet deals. I have a lot more ideas like that so email me. Maybe we can trade business cards and be business partners.

Also, my wife Galina wants to know if you have a picture.

Akubi said...

Stephanie,
How about a Juice Sweet Deals While You Nap audio-CD?

The Original Kevin said...

People - warning that the end is near; pls get your belongings & loved ones ready... Stephanie, it was a pleasure...

Did you see that Casey met Nigel, wore his patented blue shirt, ate at the Macaroni Grill, & .... AND he is getting his own TV show!

http://slcrealestate.blogspot.com/2007/03/casey-serin-pays-visit.html

T said...

I think it's pathetic how Nigel's all proudly posting about Casey's visit on his blog.

That'd be like someone bragging about inviting Joey Buttafuoco over for dinner.

Lame.

Stephanie J. said...

@Akubi

"Subliminal Sounds of Serin

Learn the secrets of stopping foreclosure while you sleep."

I may have to go home and create.

sid_finster said...

"Juice by Tappy" is from "Requiem for a Dream".

"Tappy Tucker" is a TV infomerical saleman whose target audience seemed to be aimed square at the heart of KC Serin.

sid_finster said...

Oh, and among other things, Tappy Tucker sold juice and other health food.

Anonymous said...

you all might want to put www.caseyserin.info in slighty faded letterings on one corner of your photoshopped casey serin pics... or even across the pic. then let's see if he's gonna try and steal them without acknowledging where he took them...

Stephanie J. said...

That's true, Anon.

Robert, do you want to do the honours?

Rob Dawg said...

Yep.

Anonymous said...

yeah, that's definitely better now. it just annoys me to heck that he pretends that he doesn't come here nor acknowledges where he took the pics from.. nor even gives a nod to the appropriate artists. really high school behavior.

got the idea from shopping at amazon... hehe...


-vahnessuh

Stephanie J. said...

Eep.

Rob Dawg said...

"Eep?" I was hopin' fer a "squeal" at the very least. Don't even ask what I was hopin' fer at the very best. ;-)

Casey is a lamprey. At first just an annoyance but eventually sucking the life from the host.

Casey is trying to become a thief in the night type but we are not inclined to let him and he needs to understand that any air time is not going to happen.

I think the hungry producers of CATV are desperate for minutes and they will gleefully record the snowflake's day to day frittering of a life but the legal department won't allow dollars to change hands.

Anonymous said...

Lampreyed onto Nigel's Crotch.

SJ said...

@Rob
::tsk tsk tsk::

T said...

Great job on the photoshop, Steph.

Stephanie J. said...

Thanks dahlin'

The Red One In the Morning... said...

Sid_finster,
Requiem is one of my favorite (more recent) films, but one would have to take an imaginary leap to get from point a to "Juice by Tappy." Please explain.

And the blue one in the evening said...

Liked the soundtrack too.

sid_finster said...

@ Red: look at the top of the page, a photoshop parody of Casey's RE guru books titled "Staving off Foreclosure With Juice".

In this photochop, Casey is styled like he is subbing in for Tappy Tucker or Carlton Sheets in a late-nite infomercial.

And as we may recall, Tappy Tucker hawked juice on "Requiem".

CASEY'S WIFE said...

please send those pics & post unmoderated comments for casey's wifey to see

http://galinaserin.blogspot.com/

galinaserin@gmail.com